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[Illustration: THE MILITARY MUZZLE.
FRITZ. "AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT MUCH GOOD BARKING WHEN THEY'VE STOPPED MY
BITE."]
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[Illustration: OUR SENSITIVE YOUTH.
_Cadet_. "'SCUSE ME, SIR--ARE YOU A DOCTOR? THERE'S A BOY FAINTED."
_Doctor_. "AH--FATIGUE, I SUPPOSE?"
_Cadet_. "No, SIR. THE SERGEANT SPLIT AN INFINITIVE."]
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