Is it likely that a set of Chinese gardeners would be able to mind, at
the same time, both their Peas and their Queues?
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[Illustration: "ENGLISH GRAMMAR INCLUDED."
_1st Young Gentleman_. "I TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S AWFUL HARD TO GET ANYTHING
TO DO, JUST NOW."
_2d ditto_. "THAT'S SO. I SEEN AN ADVERTISEMENT YESTERDAY FOR A TUTOR IN
A FAMILY, AND I'VE JUST BIN AND WROTE AN ANSWER."]
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