_Tom_.--"I say, JACK, what a beautiful complexion Miss SMITH has. Do you
know her?"
_Jack_.--"No, but I know a girl who buys her complexion at the same
store at which Miss SMITH buys hers."
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"CUM GRANO SALIS."--Musk-melon.
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[Illustration: A HORSE-CAR CONTINGENCY.
Gallant Tar (To horrified lady of uncertain age), "BELAY THERE, OLD
WOMAN! TAKE THIS SEAT."]
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