TALES OF ABÛ TABÂH
I
THE YASHMAK OF PEARLS
The _duhr_, or noonday call to prayer, had just sounded from the
minarets of the Mosques of Kalaûn and En-Nasîr, and I was idly noting
the negligible effect of the _adan_ upon the occupants of the
neighboring shops--coppersmiths for the most part--when suddenly my
errant attention became arrested.
A mendicant of unwholesome aspect crouched in the shadow of the narrow
gateway at the entrance to the Sûk es-Saîgh, or gold and silver
bazaar, having his one serviceable eye fixed in a malevolent stare
upon something or someone immediately behind me.
It is part and parcel of my difficult profession to subdue all
impulses and to think before acting. I sipped my coffee and selected
a fresh cigarette from the silver box upon the rug beside me. In this
interval I had decided that the one-eyed mendicant cherished in his
bosom an implacable and murderous hatred for my genial friend, Ali
Mohammed, the dealer in antiques; that he was unaware of my having
divined his bloody secret; and that if I would profit by my accidental
discovery, I must continue to feign complete ignorance of it.
Turning casually to Ali Mohammed, I was startled to observe the
expression upon his usually immobile face: he was positively gray,
and I thought I detected a faint rattling sound, apparently produced
by his teeth; his eyes were set as if by hypnosis upon the uncleanly
figure huddled in the shadow of the low gate.
"You are unwell, my friend," I said.
Ali Mohammed shook his head feebly, removed his eyes by a palpable
effort from the watcher in the gateway, but almost instantly reverted
again to that fixed and terrified scrutiny.
"Not at all, Kernaby Pasha," he chattered; "not in the least."
He passed a hand rapidly over a brow wet with perspiration, and
moistened his lips, which were correspondingly dry. I determined upon
a diplomatic _tour de force_; I looked him squarely in the face.
"For some reason," I said distinctly, "you are in deadly fear of the
wall-eyed mendicant who is sitting by the gate of the Sûk es-Saîgh,
O Ali Mohammed, my friend."
I turned with assumed carelessness. The beggar of murderous appearance
had vanished, and Ali Mohammed was slowly recovering his composure.
I knew that I must act quickly, or he would deny with the urbane
mendacity of the Egyptian all knowledge of the one-eyed one;
therefore--
"Acquaint me with the reason of your apprehensions," I said, at the
same time offering him one of his own cigarettes; "it may be that I
can assist you."
A moment he hesitated, glancing doubtfully in the direction of the
gate and back to my face; then--
"It is one of the people of Tîr," he whispered, bending close to my
ear; "of the evil _ginn_ who are the creatures of Abû Tabâh."
I was puzzled and expressed my doubt in words.
"Alas," replied Ali Mohammed, "the Imám Abû Tabâh is neither a man nor
an official; he is a magician."
"Indeed! then you speak of one bearing the curious name of Abû Tabâh,
who is at once the holder of a holy office and also one who has
dealings with the _ginn_ and the _Efreets_. This is strange, Ali
Mohammed, my friend."
"It is strange and terrible," he whispered, "and I fear that my path
is beset with pitfalls and slopeth down to desolation." He pronounced
the _Takbîr_, "_Alláhu akbar!_" and uttered the words "_Hadeed! yá
mashûm!_" (Iron! thou unlucky!), a potent invocation, as the _ginn's_
dread of that metal is well known. "There are things of which one may
not speak," he declared; "and this is one of them."
Sorely puzzled as I was by this most mysterious happening, yet,
because of the pious words of my friend, I knew that the incident was
closed so far as confidences were concerned; and I presently took my
departure, my mind filled with all sorts of odd conjectures by which I
sought to explain the matter. I was used to the superstitions of that
quarter where almost every gate and every second street has its
guardian _ginnee_, but who and what was Abû Tabâh? An Imám,
apparently, though to what mosque attached Ali Mohammed had not
mentioned. And why did Ali Mohammed fear Abû Tabâh?
So my thoughts ran, more or less ungoverned, whilst I made my way
through streets narrow and tortuous in the direction of the Rondpoint
du Mûski. I saw no more of the wall-eyed mendicant; but in a court
hard by the Mosque of el-Ashraf I found myself in the midst of a
squabbling crowd of natives surrounding someone whom I gathered, from
the direction of their downward glances, to be prone upon the ground.
Since the byways of the Sûk el-Attârin are little frequented by
Europeans, at midday, I thrust my way into the heart of the throng,
thinking that some stray patron of Messrs. Cook and Son (Egypt, Ltd.)
might possibly have got into trouble or have been overcome by the
heat.
Who or what lay at the heart of that gathering I never learned. I was
still some distance from the centre of the disturbance when an
evil-smelling sack was whipped over my head and shoulders from behind,
a hand clapped upon my mouth and jaws; and, lifted in muscular arms,
I found myself being borne inarticulate down stone steps, as I gathered
from the sound, into some cool cellar-like place.
II
In my capacity as Egyptian representative of Messrs. Moses, Murphy &
Co., of Birmingham, I have sometimes found myself in awkward corners;
but in Cairo, whether the native or European quarter, I had hitherto
counted myself as safe as in London and safer than in Paris. The
unexpectedness of the present outrage would have been sufficient to
take my breath away without the agency of the filthy sack, which had
apparently contained garlic at some time and now contained my head.
I was deposited upon a stone-paved floor and my wrists were neatly
pinioned behind me by one of my captors, whilst another hung on to my
ankles. The sack was raised from my body but not from my face; and
whilst a hand was kept firmly pressed over the region of my mouth,
nimble fingers turned my pockets inside out. I assumed at first that I
had fallen into the clutches of some modern brethren of the famous
Forty, but when my purse, note-case, pocket-book, and other belongings
were returned to me, I realized that something more underlay this
attempt than the mere activity of a gang of footpads.
At this conclusion I had just arrived when the stinking sack was
pulled off entirely and I found myself sitting on the floor of a small
and very dark cellar. Beside me, holding the sack in his huge hands,
stood a pock-marked negro of most repulsive appearance, and before me,
his slim, ivory-colored hands crossed and resting upon the head of an
ebony cane, was a man, apparently an Egyptian, whose appearance had
something so strange about it that the angry words which I had been
prepared to utter died upon my tongue and I sat staring mutely into
the face of my captor; for I could not doubt that the outrage had been
dictated by this man's will.
He was, then, a young man, probably under thirty, with perfectly
chiseled features and a slight black moustache. He wore a black
_gibbeh_, and a white turban, and brown shoes upon his small feet. His
face was that of an ascetic, nor had I ever seen more wonderful and
liquid eyes; in them reposed a world of melancholy; yet his red lips
were parted in a smile tender as that of a mother. Inclining his head
in a gesture of gentle dignity, this man--whom I hated at
sight--addressed me in Arabic.
"I am desolated," he said, "and there is no comfort in my heart
because of that which has happened to you by my orders. If it is
possible for me to recompense you by any means within my power,
command and you shall find a slave."
He was poisonously suave. Beneath the placid exterior, beneath the
sugar-lipped utterances, in the deeps of the gazelle-like eyes, was
hid a cold and remorseless spirit for which the man's silken demeanor
was but a cloak. I hated him more and more. But my trade--for I do not
blush to own myself a tradesman--has taught me caution. My ankles were
free, it is true, but my hands were still tied behind me and over me
towered the hideous bulk of the negro. This might be modern Cairo, and
no doubt there were British troops quartered at the Citadel and at
the Kasr en-Nîl; probably there was a native policeman, a
representative of twentieth-century law and order, somewhere in the
maze of streets surrounding me: but, in the first place, I was at a
physical disadvantage, in the second place I had reasons for not
desiring unduly to intrude my affairs upon official notice, and in the
third place some hazy idea of what might be behind all this business
had begun to creep into my mind.
"Have I the pleasure," I said, and electing to speak, not in Arabic
but in English, "of addressing the _Imám Abû Tabâh_?"
I could have sworn that despite his amazing self-control the man
started slightly; but the lapse, if lapse it were, was but momentary.
He repeated the dignified obeisance of the head--and answered me in
English as pure as my own.
"I am called Abû Tabâh," he said; "and if I assure you that my
discourteous treatment was dictated by a mistaken idea of duty, and if
I offer you this explanation as the only apology possible, will you
permit me to untie your hands and call an _arabîyeh_ to drive you to
your hotel?"
"No apology is necessary," I assured him. "Had I returned direct to
Shepheard's I should have arrived too early for luncheon; and the odor
of garlic, which informed the sack that your zeal for duty caused to
be clapped upon my head, is one for which I have a certain penchant if
it does not amount to a passion."
Abû Tabâh smiled, inclined his head again, and slightly raising the
ebony cane indicated my pinioned wrists, at the same time glancing at
the negro. In a trice I was unbound and once more upon my feet. I
looked at the dilapidated door which gave access to the cellar, and I
made a rapid mental calculation of the approximate weight in pounds of
the large negro; then I looked hard at Abû Tabâh--who smilingly met my
glance.
"Any one of my servants," he said urbanely, "who wait in the adjoining
room, will order you an _arabîyeh_."
III
When the card of Ali Mohammed was brought to me that evening, my
thoughts instantly flew to the wall-eyed mendicant of the Sûk
en-Nahhasîn, and to Abû Tabâh, the sugar-lipped. I left the pleasant
company of the two charming American ladies with whom I had been
chatting on the terrace and joined Ali Mohammed in the lounge.
Without undue preamble he poured his tale of woe into my sympathetic
ears. He had been lured away from his shop later that afternoon, and,
in his absence, someone had ransacked the place from floor to roof.
That night on his way to his abode, somewhere out Shubra direction I
understood, he had been attacked and searched, finally to reach his
house and to find there a home in wild disorder.
"I fear for my life," he whispered and glanced about the lounge in
blackest apprehension; "yet where in all Cairo may I find an
intermediary whom I can trust? Suppose," he pursued, and dropped his
voice yet lower, "that a commission of ten per cent--say, one hundred
pounds, English--were to be earned, should you care, Kernaby Pasha,
to earn it?"
I assured him that I should regard such a proposal with the utmost
affection.
"It would be necessary," he continued, "for you to disguise yourself
as an aged woman and to visit the _harêm_ of a certain wealthy Bey.
I have a ring which must be shown to the _bowwab_ at the gate of the
_harêm_ gardens upon which you would knock three times slowly and then
twice rapidly. You would collect the thousand _ginêh_ agreed upon and
would deliver to a certain lady a sandalwood box, the possession of
which endangers my life and has brought about me the hosts of Abû
Tabâh the magician."
So the head of the cat was out of the bag at last. But there was more
to come and it was not a proposition to plunge at, as I immediately
perceived; and I parted from Ali Mohammed upon the prudent
understanding that I should acquaint him with my decision on the
morrow.
The terrace of Shepheard's was deserted, when, having escorted my
visitor to the door, he made his way down into the Shâria Kâmel Pasha.
Two white-robed figures who looked like hotel servants, and a little
nondescript group of natives, stood at the foot of the steps. At the
instant that doubt entered my mind and too late to warn the worthy
Ali Mohammed, the group parted to give him passage; then ... a
terrific scuffle was in progress and one of the wealthiest merchants
of the Mûski was being badly hustled.
I ran down the steps, the carriage-despatcher and some other
officials, whom the disturbance had aroused from their secret lairs,
appearing almost simultaneously. As I reached the street, out from the
feet of the wrestling throng, like a football from a scrum, rolled a
neat _tarbûsh_.
Automatically I stooped and picked it up. Its weight surprised me.
Then, glancing inside the _tarbûsh_, I perceived that a little oblong
box, together with a quaint signet ring, were ingeniously attached to
the crown by means of silk threads tied around the knot of the tassel.
I glanced rapidly about me. I, alone, had seen the cap roll out upon
the pavement.
A hard jerk, and I had the box and the ring free in my hand. The tall
carriage-despatcher, his ferocious efforts now seconded by a native
policeman who freely employed his cane upon the thinly-clad persons of
the group, had terminated the scuffle.
Right and left active figures darted, pursued for some little distance
by the policeman and the two men from the hotel. There were no
captures.
A very dusty and bemused Ali Mohammed, his shaven skull robbing him of
much of the dignity which belonged to his _tarbûsh_, confronted me,
ruefully dusting his garments.
"Your _tarbûsh_, my friend," I said, restoring his property to him
with a bow.
One piercing glance he cast into the interior, then--
"O Allah!" he wailed--"O Allah! I am robbed! Yet----"
A sort of martyred resignation, a beatific peace, crept over his
features.
"To war against Abû Tabâh is the act of a fool," he declared. "To have
obtained the Bey's money would have been good, but to have obtained
peace is better!"
IV
I awoke that night from a troubled sleep and from a dream wherein
magnetic fingers caressed my forehead hypnotically. For a moment I
could not believe that I was truly awake; the long ivory hand of my
dreams was still moving close before me with a sort of slow fanning
movement--and other, nimble, fingers crept beneath my pillow!
Of my distaste for impulse I have already spoken, and even now, with
my mind not wholly under control, I profited by those years of
self-imposed discipline. Without fully opening my eyes, cautiously,
inch by inch, I moved my hand to that side of the bed nearer to the
wall, where there reposed a leather holster containing my pistol.
My fingers closed over the butt of the weapon; and in a flash I
became wide awake ... and had the ring of the barrel within an inch of
the smiling face of Abû Tabâh!
I sat up.
"Be good enough, my friend," I said, "to turn on the center lamp. The
switch, as you have probably noted, is immediately to the left of the
door."
Abû Tabâh, straightening his figure and withdrawing his hand from
beneath my pillow, inclined his picturesque head in grave salute and
moved stately in the direction indicated. The room was flooded with
yellow light. Its disorder was appalling; apparently no item of my
gear had escaped attention.
"Pray take a seat," I said; "this one close beside me."
Abû Tabâh gravely accepted the invitation.
"This is the second occasion," I continued, "upon which you have
unwarrantably submitted me to a peculiar form of outrage----"
"Not unwarrantably," replied Abû Tabâh, his speech suave and gentle;
"but I fear I am too late!"
His words came as a beam of enlightenment. At last I had the game in
my hands did I but play my cards with moderate cunning.
"You must pursue your inquiries in the _harêm_ of the Bey," I said.
Abû Tabâh shrugged his shoulders.
"The house of Yûssuf Bey has been watched," he replied; "therefore my
agents have failed me and must be punished."
"They are guiltless. It was humanly impossible to perceive my entrance
to the house," I declared truthfully.
Abû Tabâh smiled into my face.
"So it was _you_ who carried the sacred _burko_ of the Seyyîdeh
Nefîseh," he said; "and to-night Ali Mohammed brought you the reward
for your perilous journey."
"Your reasoning is sound," I replied, "and the accuracy of your
information remarkable."
I had scored the first point in the game; for I had learned that the
wonderful silken _yashmak_, pearl embroidered, which I had found in
the sandalwood box, was no less a curiosity than the face-veil of the
Seyyîdeh Nefîseh and must therefore be of truly astounding antiquity
and unique of its kind.
"The woman Sháhmarâh," continued my midnight visitor, the eerie light
of fanaticism dawning in his eyes, "who was once a dancing girl, and
who will ruin Yûssuf Bey as she ruined Ghûri Pasha before him, must be
for ever accursed and meet with the fate of courtesans if she dare to
wear the _burko_ of Nefîseh."
I had scored my second point; I had learned that the lady to whom Ali
Mohammed would have had me deliver the _yashmak_ was named Sháhmarâh
and was evidently the favorite of the notorious Yûssuf Bey. The
complacent self-satisfaction of Abû Tabâh amused me vastly, for he
clearly entertained no doubts respecting his efficiency as a searcher.
He was watching me now with his strange hypnotic eyes, which had
softened again, and his fixed stare caused me a certain uneasiness.
For a captured thief, sitting covered by the pistol of his captor,
he was ridiculously composed.
"You have performed an immoral deed," he said sweetly, "and have
pandered to the base desires of a woman of poor repute. I offer you an
opportunity of performing a good deed--and of trebling your profit."
This was as I would have it, and I nodded encouragingly.
"Unfold to me the thing that is in your mind," I directed him.
"I am a Moslem," he said; "and although Yûssuf Bey is a dog of dogs,
he is nevertheless a True Believer--and I may not force my way into
his _harêm_."
"He might return the veil if he knew that Sháhmarâh had it,"
I suggested ingenuously.
Abû Tabâh shook his head.
"There are difficulties," he replied, "and if the theft is not to
be proclaimed to the world, there is no time to be lost. This is my
proposal: Return to the woman Sháhmarâh, and acquaint her with the
fact that the sacred veil has been traced to her abode and her death
decided upon by the Grand Mufti if it be not given up. Force the
merchant Ali Mohammed to return the money received by him, using the
same threat--which will prove a talisman of power. Return to the
infidel woman the full amount; I will make good your commission,
to which, if you be successful, I will add two hundred pounds."
I performed some rapid thinking.
"You must give me a little time to consider this matter," I said.
Abû Tabâh graciously inclined his head.
"On Tuesday next a company of holy men who have journeyed hither from
Ispahân, go to view this relic; you have therefore five days to act."
"And if I decline?"
Abû Tabâh shrugged his shoulders.
"The loss must be made known--it would be a great scandal; the
merchant Ali Mohammed, and the woman, Sháhmarâh, must be
arrested--very undesirable; _you_ must be arrested--most undesirable;
and your banking account will be poorer by three hundred pounds."
"Frightfully undesirable," I declared. "But suppose I strike the first
blow and give you in charge of the police here and now?"
"You may try the experiment," he said.
I waved my hand in the direction of the door (I had reasons for
remaining in bed). "_Ma'salâma!_ (Good-bye)," I said. "Don't stay to
restore the room to order. I shall expect you early in the morning.
You will find the door of the hotel open any time after eight and I
can highly recommend it as a mode of entrance."
Having saluted me with both hands, Abû Tabâh made his stately
departure, leaving me much exercised in mind as to how he proposed to
account to the _bowwab_ for his sudden appearance in the building.
This, however, was no affair of mine, and, first reclosing the window,
I unfastened from around my left ankle the sandalwood box and the ring
which I had bound there by a piece of tape--a device to which I owed
their preservation from the subtle fingers of Abû Tabâh. Furthermore,
to their presence there I owed my having awakened when I did. I am
persuaded that the mysterious Egyptian's passes would have continued
to keep me in a profound sleep had it not been for the pain occasioned
by the pressure of the tape.
Opening the sandalwood box, and then the silver one which it enclosed,
I re-examined the really wonderful specimen of embroidery whereof they
formed the reliquary. The _burko_ was of Tussur silk, its texture so
fine that the whole veil, which was some four feet long by two wide,
might have been passed through the finger ring and would readily be
concealed in the palm of the hand.
It was of unusual form, having no forehead band, more nearly
resembling a _yashmak_ than a true _burko_, and was heavily
embroidered with pearls of varying sizes and purity, although none of
them were large. Its intrinsic value was considerable, but in view of
its history such a valuation must have fallen far below the true one.
When its loss became known, I estimated that Messrs. Moses, Murphy &
Co. could readily dispose of three duplicates through various channels
to wealthy collectors whose enthusiasms were greater than their
morality. The sale to a museum, or to the lawful owners, of the
original (known technically as "the model") would crown a sound
commercial transaction.
Cock-crow that morning discovered me at the private residence, in the
Boulevard Clot-Bey, of one Suleyman Levi, with whom I had had minor
dealings in the past.
V
At nine o'clock on the following Monday night, an old Egyptian woman,
enveloped from head to foot in a black _tôb_ and wearing a black crêpe
face-veil boasting a hideous brass nose-piece, halted before a doorway
set in the wall guarding the great gardens of the palace of Yûssuf
Bey. I was the impersonator of this decrepit female. Abû Tabâh, who
thus far had accompanied me, stepped into the dense shadow of the
opposite wall and was thereby swallowed up.
I rapped three times slowly upon the doorway, then twice rapidly.
Almost at once a little wicket therein flew open, and a bloated negro
face showed framed in the square aperture.
"The messenger from Ali Mohammed of the Sûk en-Nahhasîn," I said, in
a croaky voice. "Conduct me to the Lady Sháhmarâh."
"Show her seal," answered the eunuch, extending through the opening
a large, fat hand.
I gave him the ring so fortunately discovered in the _tarbûsh_ of my
friend the merchant and the hand was withdrawn. Within a colloquy took
place in which a female voice took part. Then the door was partly
opened for my admittance--and I found myself in the gardens of the
Bey.
In the moonlight it was a place of wonder, an enchanted demesne; but
more like an Edmond Dulac water-color than a real garden. The palace
with its magnificent _mushrabîyeh_ windows, so poetically symbolical
of veiled women, guarded by several fine, straight-limbed palm trees,
spoke of the Old Cairo which saw the birth of _The Arabian Nights_
and which so many of us imagine to have vanished with the _khalîfate_.
A girl completely muffled up in many-hued shawls and scarves, so that
her red-slippered feet and two bright eyes heavily darkened with
_kohl_ were the only two portions of her person visible, stood before
me, her figure seeming childish beside that of the gross negro--whom
I hated at sight because he reminded me of the one whom I had
encountered in Abû Tabâh's cellar.
"Follow me, quickly, mother," said the girl. "You"--pointing
imperiously at the black man--"remain here."
I followed her in silence, noting that she pursued a path which ran
parallel with the wall and lay wholly in its shadow. The gardens were
fragrant with the perfume of roses, and in the center was a huge
marble fountain surrounded by kiosks projecting into the water, tall
acacias overshadowing them. We skirted two sides of the palace, its
_mushrabîyeh_ windows mysteriously lighted by the moon but showing no
illumination from within. There we came to the entrance to a kind of
trellis-covered walk, mosaic paved and patched delightfully with
mystic light. It terminated before a small but heavy and nail-studded
door, of which my guide held the key.
Entering, whilst she held the door ajar, I found myself in utter
darkness, to be almost immediately dispelled by the yellow gleam of
a lamp which the girl took from some niche, wherein, already lighted,
it had been concealed. Up a flight of bare wooden stairs she conducted
me, and opened a second prison-like door at their head. Leaving the
lamp upon the top step, she pushed me gently forward into a small,
octagonal room, paneled in dark wood inlaid with mother-o'-pearl and
reminding me of the interior of a magnified _kursee_ or coffee table.
Rugs and carpets strewed the floor and the air was heavy with the
smell of musk, a perfume which I detest, it having characterized the
personality of a certain Arab lady who sold me so marvelous a Damascus
scimitar that I was utterly deceived by it until too late.
Raising a heavy curtain draped in a door shaped like an old-fashioned
keyhole, and embellished with an intricate mass of fretwork carving,
my guide went out, leaving me alone with my reflections. This interval
was very brief, however, and was terminated by the reappearance of the
girl, who this time made her entrance through a second doorway masked
by the paneling. A faint musical splashing sound greeted me through
the opening; and when my guide beckoned me to enter and I obeyed,
I found myself in a chamber of barbaric beauty and in the presence
of the celebrated Sháhmarâh.
The apartment, save for one end being wholly occupied by a magnificent
_mushrabîyeh_ screen, was walled with what looked like Verde Antico
marble or green serpentine. An ebony couch having feet shaped as those
of a leopard and enriched with gleaming bronze, having the skins of
leopards cast across it, and, upon the skins, silken soft cushions
wrought in patterns of green and gold, stood upon the mosaic floor at
the head of three shallow steps which descended to a pool where a
fountain played, softly musical; wherein lurked gleaming shapes of
silver and gold. Bright mats were strewn around, and at one corner of
the pool a huge silver _mibkharah_ sent up its pencilings of aromatic
smoke.
Upon this couch Sháhmarâh reclined, and I perceived immediately that
her reputation for beauty was richly deserved. There was something
leopardine in her pliant shape, which seemed to harmonize with the
fierce black and gold of the skins upon which she was stretched; she
had the limbs of a Naiad and the eyes of an Egyptian Circe. Upon her
head she wore a _rabtah_, or turban, of pure white, secured and
decorated in front by a brooch of ancient Egyptian enamel-work
probably fourteenth dynasty, and for which I would gladly have given
her one hundred pounds. If I have forgotten what else she wore it may
be because my senses were in somewhat of a turmoil as I stood before
her in that opulent apartment--which I suddenly recognized, and not
without discomfiture, to be the _meslakh_ of the _hammám_. I can only
relate, then, that the image left upon my mind was one of jewels and
dusky peach-like loveliness. Jewels there were in abundance, clasped
about the warm curves of her arms and overloading her fingers; she
wore gold bands thickly encrusted with gems about her ankles (the slim
ankles of a dancing girl); and a fiery ruby of the true pigeon's-blood
color gleamed upon the first toe of her left foot, the nails of which
were highly manicured and stained with henna.
Fixing her wonderful eyes upon me--
"You have brought the veil?" she said.
"The merchant Ali Mohammed ordered me to convey to him the price
agreed upon, O jewel of Egypt," I mumbled, "ere I yielded up this a
poor man's only treasure."
Sháhmarâh sat upright upon the couch. Her delicate brows were drawn
together in a frown, and her eyes, rendered doubly luminous by the
pigment with which they were surrounded, glared fiercely at me, whilst
she stamped one bare foot upon a cushion lying on the mosaic floor.
"The veil!" she cried imperiously. "I will send the merchant Ali
Mohammed an order on the treasury of the Bey."
"O moon of the Orient," I replied, "O ravisher of souls, I am but a
poor ugly old woman basking in the radiance of beauty and loveliness.
Would you ruin one so old and feeble and helpless? I must have the
price agreed upon; let it be counted into this bag"--and concealing
my tell-tale hands as much as possible, I bent humbly and placed a
leather wallet upon a little table beside her which bore fruits,
sweetmeats, and a long-necked gold flagon. "When it is done, the
_yashmak_ of pearls, which only thy dazzling perfection might dare to
wear, shall be yielded up to thee, O daughter of musk and ambergris."
There fell a short silence, wherein the fountain musically plashed and
Sháhmarâh shot little inquiring glances laden with venom into the
mists of my black veil, and others which held a query over my shoulder
at her confidant.
"I might have you cast into a dungeon beneath this palace," she hissed
at me, bending lithely forward and extending a jeweled forefinger. "No
one would miss thee, O mother of afflictions."
"In that event," I crooned quaveringly, "O tree of pearls, the veil
could never be thine; for the merchant Ali Mohammed, who awaits me at
the gate, refuses to deliver it up until the price agreed upon has
been placed in his hands."
"He is a Jew, and a son of Jews, who eats without washing! a devourer
of pork, and an unclean insect," she cried.
She extended the jeweled hand towards the girl who stood behind me
and who, having loosened her wraps, proved to be a comely but
shrewd-looking Assyrian. "Let the money be counted into the bag,"
she ordered, "that we may be rid of the presence of this garrulous
and hideous old hag."
"O fountain of justice," I exclaimed; "O peerless _houri_, to behold
whom is to swoon with delight and rapture."
From a locked closet the Assyrian girl took a wooden coffer, and
before my gratified eyes began to count out upon the little table
notes and gold until a pile lay there to have choked a miser with
emotion. (The ready-money transactions of the East have always
delighted me.) But, with the chinking of the last piece of gold upon
the pile--
"There is no more," said the girl. "It is one hundred pounds short."
"It is more than enough!" cried Sháhmarâh. "I am ruined. Give me the
veil and go."
"O vision of paradise," I exclaimed in anguish, "the merchant Ali
Mohammed would never consent. In lieu of the remainder"--I pointed to
the antique enamel in her turban--"give me the brooch from thy
_rabtah_."
"O sink of corruption!" was her response, her whole body positively
quivering with rage, "it is not for thy filthy claws. Here!"--she
pulled a ring containing a fair-sized emerald from one of her fingers
and tossed it contemptuously upon the pile of money--"thou art more
than repaid. The veil! the veil!"
I turned to the girl who had counted out the gold.
"O minor moon, whom even the glory of paradise cannot dim," I said,
"put the money in the wallet, for my hands are old and infirm, and
give it to me."
The Assyrian scooped the gold and notes into the leather bag with
the utmost unconcern, and as though she had been shelling peas into
a basket. The profound disregard for wealth exhibited in the _harêm_
of Yûssuf Bey was extraordinary; and I mentally endorsed the opinion
expressed by Abû Tabâh that the ruin of the Bey was imminent.
Securing the heavy wallet to the girdle which I wore beneath my
veilings, I placed upon the table where the money had lain a small
silken packet.
"Here is the veil," I said; "for my story of the merchant, Ali
Mohammed, who had refused to yield it up, was but a stratagem to
test the generosity of thy soul, as thy refusal to give me the
price agreed upon was but a subterfuge to test my honesty."
Heedless of the words, Sháhmarâh snatched up the packet, tore off the
wrappings, and in a trice was standing upright before me wearing the
_yashmak_ of pearls.
I think I had never seen a figure more barbarically lovely than that
of this soulless Egyptian so adorned.
"My mirror, Sáfiyeh! my mirror!" she cried.
And the girl placing a big silver mirror in her hand, she stood there
looking into its surface, her wonderful eyes swimming with ecstasy and
her slim body swaying in a perfect rapture of admiration for her own
beauty.
Suddenly she dropped the mirror upon the cushions and threw wide her
arms.
"Am I not the fairest woman in Egypt?" she exclaimed. "I tread upon
the hearts of men and my power is above the power of kings!"
Then a subtle change crept over her features; and ere I could utter
the first of the honeyed compliments ready upon my tongue--
"Send Amineh to warn Mahmûd that the old woman is about to depart,"
she directed her attendant; and, turning to me: "Wait in the outer
room. Thy presence is loathsome to me, O mother of calamities."
"I hear and obey," I replied, "O pomegranate blossom"--and, following
the direction of her rigidly extended finger, I shuffled back to the
little octagonal apartment and the masked door was slammed almost upon
my heels.
This room, which possessed no windows, was solely illuminated by a
silken-shaded lantern, but I had not long to wait in that weird
half-light ere my conductress, again closely muffled in her shawls,
opened the door at the head of the steps and signed to me to descend.
"Lead the way, my beautiful daughter," I said; for I had no intention
of submitting myself to the risk of a dagger in the back.
She consented without demur, which served to allay my suspicions
somewhat, and in silence we went down the uncarpeted stairs and out
into the trellis-covered walk. The shadow beneath the high wall had
deepened and widened since we had last skirted the gardens, and I
felt my way along with my hand cautiously outstretched.
At a point within sight of the flower-grown arbor beneath which I
knew the gate to be concealed, my guide halted.
"I must return, mother," she said quickly. "There is the gate, and
Mahmûd will open it for you."
"Farewell, O daughter of the willow branch," I replied. "May Allah,
the Great, the Compassionate, be with thee, and may thou marry a
prince of Persia."
Light of foot she sped away, and, my forebodings coming to a sudden
climax, I crept forward with excessive caution, holding my clenched
hand immediately in front of my face--a device which experience of
the hospitable manners of the East had taught me.
It was well that I did so. Within three spaces of the gate a noose
fell accurately over my head and was drawn tight with a strangling
jerk!
But that it also encircled my upraised arm, its clasp must have
terminated my worldly affairs.
My assailant had sprung upon me from behind; and, in the fleeting
instant between the fall of the noose and its tightening, I turned
about ... and thrust the nose of my Colt repeater (which I grasped in
that protective upraised hand) fully into the grinning mouth of the
negro gate-keeper!
There was a rattle and gleam of falling ivory, for several of the
_bowwab's_ teeth had been dislodged by the steel barrel. Keeping the
weapon firmly thrust into the man's distended jaws, I circled around
him, whilst his hands relaxed their hold upon the strangling-cord,
and pushed him backward in the direction of the door.
"Open thou black son of offal!" I said, "or I will blow thee a cavity
as wide as thy blubber mouth through the back of that fat and greasy
neck! This was, no doubt, a stratagem of thy mistress to test my
fitness to be entrusted with large sums of money?"
When, a few moments later, I stood in the lane outside the gardens
of Yûssuf Bey, and felt with my hand the fat wallet at my waist,
I experienced a thrill of professional satisfaction, for had I not
successfully negotiated a duplicate veil, embroidered with imitation
pearls which the excellent Suleyman Levi by dint of four days of
almost ceaseless toil had made for me?...
From the shadows of the opposite wall Abû Tabâh stepped forth,
stately.
"Quick!" I said. "I fear pursuit at any moment! Is the _arabîyeh_
waiting?"
"You have it?" he demanded, some faint sign of human animation
creeping over his impassive face.
"I have!" I replied. "I will give it to you in the _arabîyeh_."
Side by side we passed down the deserted thoroughfare to where, beside
a solitary palm, a pair-horse carriage was waiting. Appreciating
something of my companion's natural impatience, I pressed into his
hand the famous sandalwood box which once had reposed in the _tarbûsh_
of Ali Mohammed. The carriage rolled around a corner and out into the
lighted Shâria Mobâdayân. Abû Tabâh opened the sandalwood box, and
then, reverently, the inner box of silver. Within shimmered the pearls
of the sacred _burko_. He did not touch the relic with his hands, but
reclosed the boxes and concealed the reliquary beneath his black robe.
I heard the crackle of notes; and a little packet surrounded by a band
of elastic was pressed into my hand.
"Three hundred pounds, English," said Abû Tabâh. "One hundred pounds
in recompense for the commission you returned, and two hundred pounds
for the recovery of the relic."
I thrust the wad into the bag beneath my robe containing the other
spoils of the evening. A second and even more grateful glow of
professional joy warmed my heart. For in the reliquary which I had
handed to Abû Tabâh reposed the second product of Suleyman Levi's
scientific toils; his four days' labor having resulted in the
production of two quite passable duplicates; although neither were by
any means up to the standard of Messrs. Moses, Murphy & Co.
Coming to the house wherein I had endued my disguise, Abû Tabâh left
me to metamorphose myself into a decently dressed Englishman suitable
for admission to an hotel of international repute.
"_Lîltâk sa'îda_, Abû Tabâh," I said.
In the open doorway he turned.
"_Lîltâk sa'îda_, Kernaby Pasha," he replied, and smiled upon me very
sweetly.
VI
It was after midnight when I returned to Shepheard's, but I went
straight to my room, and switching on the table-lamp, wrote a long
letter to my principals. Something seemed to have gone wrong with the
lock of my attaché-case, and my good humor was badly out of joint by
the time that I succeeded in opening it. From underneath a mass of
business correspondence I took out a large, sealed envelope, which I
enclosed with a letter in one yet larger, to be registered to Messrs.
Moses, Murphy & Co., Birmingham, in the morning. I turned in utterly
tired but happy, to dream complacently of the smile of Abû Tabâh and
of the party of holy men who had journeyed from Ispahân.
Exactly a fortnight later the following registered letter was handed
to me as I was about to sit down to lunch--
The Hon. Neville Kernaby.
Shepheard's Hotel,
Cairo, Egypt.
DEAR MR. NEVILLE KERNABY--
We are returning herewith the silken veil which you describe as "the
authentic _burko_ of the Seyyîdeh Nefîseh, stolen from her shrine in
the Tombs of the Khalîfs." Your statement that you can arrange for its
purchase at the cost of one thousand pounds does not interest us, nor
do we expect so high-salaried an expert as yourself to send us
palpable and very inferior forgeries. We are manufacturers of
duplicates, not buyers of same.
Yours truly,
LLOYD LLEWELLYN.
(For Messrs. Moses, Murphy & Co.).
I was positively aghast. Tearing open the enclosed package, I glared
like a madman at the _yashmak_ which it contained. The silk, in
comparison with that of which the real veil was compared, was coarse
as cocoanut matting; the embroidery was crude; the pearls shrieked
"imitation" aloud! At a glance I knew the thing for one of the pair
made by Suleyman Levi!
The truth crashed in upon my mind. Following my visit to the _harêm_
of Yûssuf Bey, I had bestowed no more than a glance upon the envelope
wherein, early on the morning of the same day, I had lovingly sealed
the authentic veil; and a full hour had elapsed between the time of
parting with the sugar-lipped one and my return to my rooms at the
hotel.
I understood, now, why the lock of my attaché-case had been out of
order on that occasion ... and I comprehended the sweet smile of Abû
Tabâh!
II
THE DEATH-RING OF SNEFERU
I
The orchestra had just ceased playing; and, taking advantage of the
lull in the music, my companion leaned confidentially forward,
shooting suspicious glances all around him, although there was nothing
about the well-dressed after-dinner throng filling Shepheard's that
night to have aroused misgiving in the mind of a cinema anarchist.
"I have a very big thing in view," he said, speaking in a husky
whisper. "I shall be one up on you, Kernaby, if I pull it off."
He glanced sideways, in the manner of a pantomime brigand, at a party
of New York tourists, our immediate neighbors, and from them to an
elderly peer with whom I was slightly acquainted and who, in addition
to his being stone deaf, had never noticed anything in his life, much
less attempted so fatiguing an operation as intrigue.
"Indeed," I commented; and rang the bell with the purpose in view of
ordering another cooling beverage.
True, I might be the Egyptian representative of a Birmingham
commercial enterprise, but I did not gladly suffer the society of
this individual, whose only claim to my acquaintance lay in the fact
that he was in the employ of a rival house. My lack of interest
palpably disappointed him; but I thought little of the man's qualities
as a connoisseur and less of his company. His name was Theo Bishop and
I fancy that his family was associated with the tanning industry.
I have since thought more kindly of poor Bishop, but at the time of
which I write nothing could have pleased me better than his sudden
dissolution.
Perhaps unconsciously I had allowed my boredom to become rudely
apparent; for Bishop slightly turned his head aside, and--
"Right-o, Kernaby," he said; "I know you think I am an ass, so we
will say no more about it. Another cocktail?"
And now I became conscience-stricken; for mingled with the
disappointment in Bishop's tone and manner was another note. Vaguely
it occurred to me that the man was yearning for sympathy of some kind,
that he was bursting to unbosom himself, and that the vanity of a
successful rival was by no means wholly responsible. I have since
placed that ambiguous note and recognized it for a note of tragedy.
But at the time I was deaf to its pleading.
We chatted then for some while longer on indifferent topics, Bishop
being, as I have indicated, a man difficult to offend; when, having
correspondence to deal with, I retired to my own room. I suppose I
had been writing for about an hour, when a servant came to announce
a caller. Taking an ordinary visiting-card from the brass salver,
I read--
ABÛ TABÂH.
No title preceded the name, no address followed, but I became aware of
something very like a nervous thrill as I stared at the name of my
visitor. Personality is one of the profoundest mysteries of our being.
Of the person whose card I held in my hand I knew little, practically
nothing; his actions, if at times irregular, had never been wantonly
violent; his manner was gentle as that of a mother to a baby and his
singular reputation among the natives I thought I could afford to
ignore; for the Egyptian, like the Celt, with all his natural
endowments, is yet a child at heart. Therefore I cannot explain why,
sitting there in my room in Shepheard's Hotel, I knew and recognized,
at the name of Abû Tabâh, the touch of fear.
"I will see him downstairs," I said.
Then, as the servant was about to depart, recognizing that I had made
a concession to that strange sentiment which the Imám Abû Tabâh had
somehow inspired in me--
"No," I added; "show him up here to my room."
A few moments later the man returned again, carrying the brass salver,
upon which lay a sealed envelope. I took it up in surprise, noting
that it was one belonging to the hotel, and, ere opening it--
"Where is my visitor?" I said in Arabic.
"He regrets that he cannot stay," replied the man; "but he sends you
this letter."
Greatly mystified, I dismissed the servant and tore open the envelope.
Inside, upon a sheet of hotel notepaper I found this remarkable
message--
KERNABY PASHA--
There are reasons why I cannot stay to see you personally, but I
would have you believe that this warning is dictated by nothing
but friendship. Grave peril threatens. It is associated with the
hieroglyphic--
[Illustration]
If you would avert it, and if you value your life, avoid all contact
with anything bearing this figure.
ABÛ TABÂH.
The mystery deepened. There had been something incongruous about the
modern European visiting-card used by this representative of Islam,
this living illustration of the _Arabian Nights_; now, his
incomprehensible "warning" plunged me back again into the mediæval
Orient to which he properly belonged. Yet I knew Abû Tabâh, for all
his romantic aspect, to be eminently practical, and I could not credit
him with descending to the methods of melodrama.
As I studied the precise wording of the note, I seemed to see the slim
figure of its author before me, black-robed, white-turbaned, and
urbane, his delicate ivory hands crossed and resting upon the head of
the ebony cane without which I had never seen him. Almost, I succumbed
to a sort of subjective hallucination; Abû Tabâh became a veritable
presence, and the poetic beauty of his face struck me anew, as, fixing
upon me his eyes, which were like the eyes of a gazelle, he spoke the
strange words cited above, in the pure and polished English which he
held at command, and described in the air, with a long nervous
forefinger, the queer device which symbolized the Ancient Egyptian
god, Set, the Destroyer.
Of course, it was the aura of a powerful personality, clinging even to
the written message; but there was something about the impression made
upon me which argued for the writer's sincerity.
That Abû Tabâh was some kind of agent, recognized--at any rate
unofficially--by the authorities, I knew or shrewdly surmised; but the
exact nature of his activities, and how he reconciled them with his
religious duties, remained profoundly mysterious. The episode had
rendered further work impossible, and I descended to the terrace, with
no more definite object in view than that of finding a quiet corner
where I might meditate in the congenial society of my briar, and at
the same time seek inspiration from the ever-changing throng in the
Shâria Kâmel Pasha.
I had scarcely set my foot upon the terrace, however, ere a hand was
laid upon my arm. Turning quickly I recognized, in the dusk, Hassan
es-Sugra, for many years a trusted employee of the British
Archæological Society.
His demeanor was at once excited and furtive, and I recognized with
something akin to amazement that he, also, had a story to unfold. I
mentally catalogued this eventful evening "the night of strange
confidences."
Seated at a little table on the deserted balcony (for the evening was
very chilly) and directly facing the shop of Philip, the dealer in
Arab woodwork, Hassan es-Sugra told his wonder tale; and as he told it
I knew that Fate had cast me, willy-nilly, for a part in some comedy
upon which the curtain had already risen here in Cairo, and whereof
the second act should be played in perhaps the most ancient setting
which the hand of man has builded. As the narrative unrolled itself
before me, I perceived wheels within wheels; I was wholly absorbed,
yet half incredulous.
"... When the professor abandoned work on the pyramid, Kernaby Pasha,"
he said, bending eagerly forward and laying his muscular brown hand
upon my sleeve, "it was not because there was no more to learn
there."
"I am aware of this, O Hassan," I interrupted, "it was in order that
they might carry on the work at the Pyramid of Illahûn, which resulted
in a find of jewelery almost unique in the annals of Egyptology."
"Do I not know all this!" exclaimed Hassan impatiently; "and was not
mine the hand that uncovered the golden uræus? But the work projected
at the Pyramid of Méydûm was never completed, and I can tell you why."
I stared at him through the gloom; for I had already some idea
respecting the truth of this matter.
"It was that the men, over two hundred of them, refused to enter the
passage again," he whispered dramatically, "it was because misfortune
and disaster visited more than one who had penetrated to a certain
place therein." He bent further forward. "The Pyramid of Méydûm is the
home of a powerful _Efreet_, Kernaby Pasha! But I who was the last to
leave it, know what is concealed there. In a certain place, low down
in the corner of the King's Chamber, is a ring of gold, bearing a
cartouche. It is the royal ring of the Pharaoh who built the pyramid."
He ceased, watching me intently. I did not doubt Hassan's word, for I
had always counted him a man of integrity; but there was much that was
obscure and much that was mysterious in his story.
"Why did you not bring it away?" I asked.
"I feared to touch it, Kernaby Pasha; it is an evil talisman. Until
to-day I have feared to speak of it."
"And to-day!"
Hassan extended his hands, palms upward.
"I am threatened with the loss of my house," he said simply, "if I do
not find a certain sum of money within a period of twelve days."
I sat resting my chin on my hand and staring into the face of Hassan
es-Sugra. Could it be that from superstitious motives such a treasure
had indeed been abandoned? Could it be that Fate had delivered into
my hands a relic so priceless as the signet-ring of Sneferu, one of
the earliest Memphite Pharaohs? Since I had recently incurred the
displeasure of my principals, Messrs. Moses, Murphy & Co., of
Birmingham, the mere anticipation of such a "find" was sufficient to
raise my professional enthusiasm to white heat, and in those few
moments of silence I had decided upon instant action.
"Meet me at Rikka Station, to-morrow morning at nine o'clock," I said,
"and arrange for donkeys to carry us to the pyramid."
II
On my arrival at Rikka, and therefore at the very outset of my
inquiry, I met with what one slightly prone to superstition might
have regarded as an unfortunate omen. A native funeral was passing
out of the town amid the wailing of women and the chanting by the
_Yemeneeyeh_, of the Profession of the Faith, with its queer
monotonous cadences, a performance which despite its familiarity in
the Near East never failed to affect me unpleasantly. By the token of
the _tarbûsh_ upon the bier, I knew that this was a man who was being
hurried to his lonely resting-place on the fringe of the desert.
As the procession wound its way out across the sands, I saw to the
removal of my baggage and joined Hassan es-Sugra, who awaited me by
the wooden barrier. I perceived immediately that something was wrong
with the man; he was palpably laboring under the influence of some
strong excitement, and his dark eyes regarded me almost fearfully.
He was muttering to himself like one suffering from an over-indulgence
in _Hashish_, and I detected the words "_Allahu akbar!_" (God is most
great) several times repeated.
"What ails you, Hassan, my friend?" I said; and noting how his gaze
persistently returned to the melancholy procession wending its way
towards the little Moslem cemetery:--"Was the dead man some relation
of yours?"
"No, no, Kernaby Pasha," he muttered gutturally, and moistened his
lips with his tongue; "I was but slightly acquainted with him."
"Yet you are much disturbed."
"Not at all, Kernaby Pasha," he assured me; "not in the slightest."
By which familiar formula I knew that Hassan es-Sugra would conceal
from me the cause of his distress, and therefore, since I had no
appetite for further mysteries, I determined to learn it from another
source.
"See to the loading of the donkey," I directed him--for three sleek
little animals were standing beside him, patiently awaiting the toil
of the day.
Hassan setting about the task with a cheerful alacrity obviously
artificial, I approached the native station master, with whom I was
acquainted, and put to him a number of questions respecting his
important functions--in which I was not even mildly interested. But to
the Oriental mind a direct inquiry is an affront, almost an insult;
and to have inquired bluntly the name of the deceased and the manner
of his death would have been the best way to have learned nothing
whatever about the matter. Therefore having discussed in detail the
slothful incompetence of Arab ticket collectors and the lazy condition
and innate viciousness of Egyptian porters as a class, I mentioned
incidentally that I had observed a funeral leaving Rikka.
The station master (who was bursting to talk about this very matter,
but who would have declined on principle to do so had I definitely
questioned him) now unfolded to me the strange particulars respecting
the death of one, Ahmed Abdulla, who had been a retired dragoman
though some time employed as an excavator.
"He rode out one night upon his white donkey," said my informant, "and
no man knows whither he went. But it is believed, Kernaby Pasha, that
it was to the Haram el-Kaddâb" (the False Pyramid)--extending his hand
to where, beyond the belt of fertility, the tomb of Sneferu up-reared
its three platforms from the fringe of the desert. "To enter the
pyramid even in day time is to court misfortune; to enter at night is
to fall into the hands of the powerful _Efreet_ who dwells there. His
donkey returned without him, and therefore search was made for Ahmed
Abdulla. He was found the next day"--again the long arm shot out
towards the desert--"dead upon the sands, near the foot of the
pyramid."
I looked into the face of the speaker; beyond doubt he was in deadly
earnest.
"Why should Ahmed Abdulla have wanted to visit such a place at night?"
I asked.
My acquaintance lowered his voice, muttered "_Sahâm Allah fee 'adoo
ed--dîn!_" (May God transfix the enemies of the religion) and touched
his forehead, his mouth, and his breast with the iron ring which he
wore.
"There is a great treasure concealed there, Kernaby Pasha," he
replied; "a treasure hidden from the world in the days of Suleyman
the Great, sealed with his seal, and guarded by the servants of Gánn
Ibn-Gánn."
"So you think the guardian _ginn_ killed Ahmed Abdulla?"
The station master muttered invocations, and--
"There are things which may not be spoken of," he said; "but those who
saw him dead say that he was terrible to look upon. A great _Welee_, a
man of wisdom famed throughout Egypt, has been summoned to avert the
evil; for if the anger of the _ginn_ is aroused they may visit the
most painful and unfortunate penalties upon all Rikka...."
Half an hour later I set out, having confidentially informed the
station master that I sought to obtain a fine turquoise necklet which
I knew to be in the possession of the Sheikh of Méydûm. Little did I
suspect how it was written that I should indeed visit the house of the
venerable Sheikh. Out through the fields of young green corn, the palm
groves and the sycamore orchards I rode, Hassan plodding silently
behind me and leading the donkey who bore the baggage. Curious eyes
watched our passage, from field, doorway, and _shadûf_; but nothing of
note marked our journey save the tremendous heat of the sun at noon,
beneath which I knew myself a fool to travel.
I camped on the western side of the pyramid, but well clear of the
marshes, which are the home of countless wild-fowl. I had no idea how
long it would take me to extract the coveted ring from its
hiding-place (which Hassan had closely described to me); and,
remembering the speculative glances of the villagers, I had no
intention of exposing myself against the face of the pyramid until
dusk should have come to cloak my operations.
Hassan es-Sugra, whose new taciturnity was remarkable and whose
behavior was distinguished by an odd disquiet, set out with his gun to
procure our dinner, and I mounted the sandy slope on the southwest of
the pyramid, where from my cover behind a mound of rubbish, I studied
through my field-glasses the belt of vegetation marking the course of
the Nile. I could detect no sign of surveillance, but in view of the
fact that the smuggling of relics out of Egypt is a punishable offence
my caution was dictated by wisdom.
We dined excellently, Hassan the Silent and I, upon quail, tinned
tomatoes, fresh dates, bread, and Vichy-water (to which in my own case
was added a stiff three fingers of whisky).
When the newly risen moon cast an ebon shadow of the Pyramid of
Sneferu upon the carpet of the sands, I made my way around the angle
of the ancient building towards the mound on the northern side whereby
one approaches the entrance. Three paces from the shadow's edge, I
paused, transfixed, because of that which confronted me.
Outlined against the moon-bright sky upon a ridge of the desert behind
and to the north of the great structure, stood the motionless figure
of a man!
For a moment I thought that my mind had conjured up this phantasmal
watcher, that he was a thing of moon-magic and not of flesh and blood.
But as I stood regarding him, he moved, seemed to raise his head, then
turned and disappeared beyond the crest.
How long I remained staring at the spot where he had been I know not;
but I was aroused from my useless contemplation by the jingling of
camel bells. The sound came from behind me, stealing sweetly through
the stillness from a great distance. I turned in a flash, whipped out
my glasses and searched the remote fringe of the Fáyûm. Stately
across the jeweled curtain of the night moved a caravan, blackly
marked against that wondrous background. Three walking figures I
counted, three laden donkeys, and two camels. Upon the first of the
camels a man was mounted, upon the second was a _shibreeyeh_, a sort
of covered litter, which I knew must conceal a woman. The caravan
passed out of sight into the palm grove which conceals the village of
Méydûm.
I returned my glasses to their case, and stood for some moments deep
in reflection; then I descended the slope, to the tiny encampment
where I had left Hassan es-Sugra. He was nowhere to be seen; and
having waited some ten minutes I grew impatient, and raising my voice:
"Hassan!" I cried; "Hassan es-Sugra!"
No answer greeted me, although in the desert stillness the call must
have been audible for miles. A second and a third time I called his
name ... and the only reply was the shrill note of a pyramid bat that
swooped low above my head; the vast solitude of the sands swallowed up
my voice and the walls of the Tomb of Sneferu mocked me with their
echo, crying eerily:
"Hassan! Hassan es-Sugra.... Hassan!..."
III
This mysterious episode affected me unpleasantly, but did not divert
me from my purpose: I succeeded in casting out certain demons of
superstition who had sought to lay hold upon me; and a prolonged
scrutiny of the surrounding desert somewhat allayed my fears of human
surveillance. For my visit to the chamber in the heart of the ancient
building I had arrayed myself in rubber-soled shoes, an old pair of
drill trousers, and a pyjama jacket. A Colt repeater was in my hip
pocket, and, in addition to several instruments which I thought might
be useful in extracting the ring from its setting, I carried a
powerful electric torch.
Seated on the threshold of the entrance, fifty feet above the desert
level, I cast a final glance backward towards the Nile valley, then,
the lighted torch carried in my jacket pocket, I commenced the descent
of the narrow, sloping passage. Periodically, when some cranny between
the blocks offered a foothold, I checked my progress, and inspected
the steep path below for snake tracks.
Some two hundred and forty feet of labored, descent discovered me in
a sort of shallow cavern little more than a yard high and partly hewn
out of the living rock which formed the foundation of the pyramid.
In this place I found the heat to be almost insufferable, and the smell
of remote mortality which assailed my nostrils from the sand-strewn
floor threatened to choke me. For five minutes or more I lay there,
bathed in perspiration, my nerves at high tension, listening for the
slightest sound within or without. I cannot pretend that I was
entirely master of myself. The stuff that fear is made of seemed to
rise from the ancient dust; and I had little relish for the second
part of my journey, which lay through a long horizontal passage rarely
exceeding fourteen inches in height. The mere memory of that final
crawl of forty feet or so is sufficient to cause me to perspire
profusely; therefore let it suffice that I reached the end of the
second passage, and breathing with difficulty the deathful, poisonous
atmosphere of the place, found myself at the foot of the rugged shaft
which gives access to the King's Chamber. Resting my torch upon a
convenient ledge, I climbed up, and knew myself to be in one of the
oldest chambers fashioned by human handiwork.
The journey had been most exhausting, but, allowing myself only a few
moments' rest, I crossed to the eastern corner of the place and
directed a ray of light upon the crevice which, from Hassan's
description, I believed to conceal the ring. His account having been
detailed, I experienced little difficulty in finding the cavity; but
in the very moment of success the light of the torch grew dim ... and
I recognized with a mingling of chagrin and fear that it was burnt out
and that I had no means of recharging it.
Ere the light expired, I had time to realize two things: that the
cavity was empty ... and that someone or something was approaching the
foot of the shaft along the horizontal passage below!
Strictly though I have schooled my emotions, my heart was beating in
a most uncomfortable fashion, as, crouching near the edge of the shaft,
I watched the red glow fade from the delicate filament of the lamp.
Retreat was impossible; there is but one entrance to the pyramid; and
the darkness which now descended upon me was indescribable; it
possessed horrific qualities; it seemed palpably to enfold me like the
wings of some monstrous bat. The air of the King's Chamber I found to
be almost unbearable, and it was no steady hand with which I gripped
my pistol.
The sounds of approach continued. The suspense was becoming
intolerable--when, into the Memphian gloom below me, there suddenly
intruded a faint but ever-growing light. Between excitement and
insufficient air, I regarded suffocation as imminent. Then, out into
view beneath me, was thrust a slim ivory hand which held an electric
pocket lamp. Fascinatedly I watched it, saw it joined by its fellow,
then observed a white-turbaned head and a pair of black-robed
shoulders follow. In my surprise I almost dropped the weapon which
I held. The new arrival now standing upright and raising his head,
I found myself looking into the face of _Abû Tabâh_!
"To Allah, the Great, the Compassionate, be all praise that I have
found you alive," he said simply.
He exhibited little evidence of the journey which I had found so
fatiguing, but an expression strongly like that of real anxiety rested
upon his ascetic face.
"If life is dear to you," he continued, "answer me this, Kernaby
Pasha; have you found the ring?"
"I have not," I replied; "my lamp failed me; but I think the ring is
gone."
And now, as I spoke the words, the strangeness of his question came
home to me, bringing with it an acute suspicion.
"What do you know of this ring, O my friend?" I asked.
Abû Tabâh shrugged his shoulders.
"I know much that is evil," he replied; "and because you doubt the
purity of my motives, all that I have learned you shall learn also;
for Allah the Great, the Merciful, this night has protected you from
danger and spared you a frightful death. Follow me, Kernaby Pasha,
in order that these things may be made manifest to you."
IV
A pair of fleet camels were kneeling at the foot of the slope below
the entrance to the pyramid, and having recovered somewhat from the
effect of the fatiguing climb out from the King's Chamber--
"It might be desirable," I said, "that I adopt a more suitable raiment
for camel riding?"
Abû Tabâh slowly shook his head in that dignified manner which never
deserted him. He had again taken up his ebony walking-stick and was
now resting his crossed hands upon it and regarding me with his
strange, melancholy eyes.
"To delay would be unwise," he replied. "You have mercifully been
spared a painful and unfortunate end (all praise to Him who averted
the peril); but the ring, which bears an ancient curse, is gone: for
me there is no rest until I have found and destroyed it."
He spoke with a solemn conviction which bore the seal of verity.
"Your destructive theory may be perfectly sound," I said; "but as one
professionally interested in relics of the past, I feel called upon to
protest. Perhaps before we proceed any further you will enlighten me
respecting this most obscure matter. Can you inform me, for example,
what became of Hassan es-Sugra?"
"He observed my approach from a distance, and fled, being a man of
little virtue. Respecting the other matters you shall be fully
enlightened, to-night. The white camel is for you."
There was a gentle finality in his manner to which I succumbed. My
feelings towards this mysterious being had undergone a slight change;
and whilst I cannot truthfully say that I loved him as a brother,
a certain respect for Abû Tabâh was taking possession of my mind. I
began to understand his reputation with the natives; beyond doubt his
uncanny wisdom was impressive; his lofty dignity awed. And no man is
at his best arrayed in canvas shoes, very dirty drill trousers, and
a pyjama jacket.
As I had anticipated, the village of Méydûm proved to be our
destination, and the gait of the magnificent creatures upon which we
were mounted was exhausting. I shall always remember that moonlight
ride across the desert to the palm groves of Méydûm. I entered the
house of the Sheikh with misgivings; for my attire fell short of the
ideal to which every representative of protective Britain looks up,
but often fails to realize.
In a _mandarah_, part of it inlaid with fine mosaic and boasting a
pretty fountain, I was presented to the imposing old man who was
evidently the host of Abû Tabâh. Ere taking my seat upon the _dîwan_,
I shed my canvas shoes, in accordance with custom, accepted a pipe and
a cup of excellent coffee, and awaited with much curiosity the next
development. A brief colloquy between Abû Tabâh and the Sheikh, at the
further end of the apartment resulted in the disappearance of the
Sheikh and the approach of my mysterious friend.
"Because, although you are not a Moslem, you are a man of culture and
understanding," said Abû Tabâh, "I have ordered that my sister shall
be brought into your presence."
"That is exceedingly good of you," I said, but indeed I knew it to be
an honor which spoke volumes at once for Abû Tabâh's enlightenment and
good opinion of myself.
"She is a virgin of great beauty," he continued; "and the excellence
of her mind exceeds the perfection of her person."
"I congratulate you," I answered politely, "upon the possession of a
sister in every way so desirable."
Abû Tabâh inclined his head in a characteristic gesture of gentle
courtesy.
"Allah has indeed blessed my house," he admitted; "and because your
mind is filled with conjectures respecting the source of certain
information which you know me to possess, I desire that the matter
shall be made clear to you."
How I should have answered this singular man I know not; but as he
spoke the words, into the _mandarah_ came the Sheikh, followed by a
girl robed and veiled entirely in white. With gait slow and graceful
she approached the _dîwan_. She wore a white _yelek_ so closely
wrapped about her that it concealed the rest of her attire, and a
white _tarbar_, or head-veil, decorated with gold embroidery, almost
entirely concealed her hair, save for one jet-black plait in which
little gold ornaments were entwined and which hung down on the left of
her forehead. A white _yashmak_ reached nearly to her feet, which were
clad in little red leather slippers.
As she approached me I was impressed, not so much with the details of
her white attire, nor with the fine lines of a graceful figure which
the gossamer robe quite failed to conceal, but with her wonderful
gazelle-like eyes, which wore uncannily like those of her brother,
save that their bordering of _kohl_ lent them an appearance of being
larger and more luminous.
No form of introduction was observed; with modestly lowered eyes the
girl saluted me and took her seat upon a heap of cushions before a
small coffee table set at one end of the _dîwan_. The Sheikh, seated
himself beside me, and Abû Tabâh, with a reed pen, wrote something
rapidly on a narrow strip of paper. The Sheikh clapped his hands, a
man entered bearing a brazier containing live charcoal, and, having
placed it upon the floor, immediately withdrew. The _dîwan_ was
lighted by a lantern swung from the ceiling, and its light, pouring
fully down upon the white figure of the girl, and leaving the other
persons and objects in comparative shadow, produced a picture which
I am unlikely to forget.
Amid a tense silence, Abû Tabâh took from a box upon the table some
resinous substance. This he sprinkled upon the fire in the brazier;
and the girl extending a small hand and round soft arm across the
table, he again dipped his pen in the ink and drew upon the upturned
palm a rough square which he divided into nine parts, writing in each
an Arabic figure. Finally, in the centre he poured a small drop of
ink, upon which, in response to words rapidly spoken, the girl fixed
an intent gaze.
Into the brazier Abû Tabâh dropped one by one fragments of the paper
upon which he had written what I presumed to be a form of invocation.
Immediately, standing between the smoking brazier and the girl, he
commenced a subdued muttering. I recognized that I was about to be
treated to an exhibition of _darb el-mendel_, Abû Tabâh being
evidently a _sahhar_, or adept in the art called _er-roohânee_. Save
for this indistinct muttering, no other sound disturbed the silence of
the apartment, until suddenly the girl began to speak Arabic and in a
sweet but monotonous voice.
"Again I see the ring," she said, "a hand is holding it before me.
The ring bears a green scarab, upon which is written the name of a
king of Egypt.... The ring is gone. I can see it no more."
"Seek it," directed Abû Tabâh in a low voice, and threw more incense
upon the fire. "Are you seeking it?"
"Yes," replied the girl, who now began to tremble violently, "I am in
a low passage which slopes downwards so steeply that I am afraid."
"Fear nothing," said Abû Tabâh; "follow the passage."
With marvelous fidelity the girl described the passage and the shaft
leading to the King's Chamber in the Pyramid of Méydûm. She described
the cavity in the wall where once (if Hassan es-Sugra was worthy of
credence) the ring had been concealed.
"There is a freshly made hole in the stonework," she said. "The
picture has gone; I am standing in some dark place and the same hand
again holds the ring before me."
"Is it the hand of an Oriental," asked Abû Tabâh, "or of a European?"
"It is the hand of a European. It has disappeared; I see a funeral
procession winding out from Rikka into the desert."
"Follow the ring," directed Abû Tabâh, a queer, compelling note in his
voice.
Again he sprinkled perfume upon the fire and--
"I see a Pharaoh upon his throne," continued the monotonous voice,
"upon the first finger of his left hand he wears the ring with the
green scarab. A prisoner stands before him in chains; a woman pleads
with the king, but he is deaf to her. He draws the ring from his
finger and hands it to one standing behind the throne--one who has a
very evil face. Ah!..."
The girl's voice died away in a low wail of fear or horror. But--
"What do you see?" demanded Abû Tabâh.
"The death-ring of Pharaoh!" whispered the soft voice tremulously; "it
is the death-ring!"
"Return from the past to the present," ordered Abû Tabâh. "Where is
the ring now?"
He continued his weird muttering, whilst the girl, who still shuddered
violently, peered again into the pool of ink. Suddenly--
"I see a long line of dead men," she whispered, speaking in a kind of
chant; "they are of all the races of the East, and some are swathed in
mummy wrappings; the wrappings are sealed with the death-ring of
Pharaoh. They are passing me slowly, on their way across the desert
from the Pyramid of Méydûm to a narrow ravine where a tent is erected.
They go to summon one who is about to join their company...."
I suppose the suffocating perfume of the burning incense was chiefly
responsible, but at this point I realized that I was becoming dizzy
and that immediate departure into a cooler atmosphere was imperative.
Quietly, in order to avoid disturbing the séance, I left the
_mandarah_. So absorbed were the three in their weird performance that
my departure was apparently unnoticed. Out in the coolness of the palm
grove I soon recovered. I doubt if I possess the temperament which
enables one to contemplate with equanimity a number of dead men
promenading in their shrouds.
V
"The truth is now wholly made manifest," said Abû Tabâh; "the
revelation is complete."
Once more I was mounted upon the white camel and the mysterious _imám_
rode beside me upon its fellow, which was of less remarkable color.
"I hear your words," I replied.
"The poor Ahmed Abdulla," he continued, "who was of little wisdom,
knew, as Hassan es-Sugra knew, of the hidden ring; for he was one of
those who fled from the pyramid refusing to enter it again. Greed
spoke to him, however, and he revealed the secret to a certain
Englishman, called Bishop, contracting to aid him in recovering the
ring."
At last enlightenment was mine ... and it brought in its train a
dreadful premonition.
"Something I knew of the peril," said Abû Tabâh, "but not, at first,
all. The Englishman I warned, but he neglected my warning. Already
Ahmed Abdulla was dead, having been despatched by his employer to the
pyramid; and the people of Rikka had sent for me. Now, by means known
to you, I learned that evil powers threatened your life also, in what
form I knew not at that time save that the sign of Set had been
revealed to me in conjunction with your death."
I shuddered.
"That the secret of the pyramid was a Pharaoh's ring I did not learn
until later; but now it is made manifest that the thing of power is
the death-ring of Sneferu...."
The huge bulk of the Pyramid of Méydûm loomed above us as he spoke the
words, for we were nearly come to our destination; and its proximity
occasioned within me a physical chill. I do not think an open check
for a thousand pounds would have tempted me to enter the place again.
The death-ring of Sneferu possessed uncomfortable and supernatural
properties. So far as I was aware, no example of such a ring (the
_lettre de cachet_ of the period) was included in any known collection.
One dating much after Sneferu, and bearing the cartouche of Apepi II
(one of the Hyksos, or Shepherd Kings) came to light late in the
nineteenth century; it was reported to be the ring which, traditionally,
Joseph wore as emblematical of the power vested in him by Pharaoh.
Sir Gaston Maspero and other authorities considered it to be a forgery
and it vanished from the ken of connoisseurs. I never learned by what
firm it was manufactured.
A mile to the west of the pyramid we found Theo Bishop's encampment.
I thought it to be deserted--until I entered the little tent....
An oil-lamp stood upon a wooden box; and its rays made yellow the face
of the man stretched upon the camp-bed. My premonition was realized;
Bishop must have entered the pyramid less than an hour ahead of me;
he it was who had stood upon the mound, silhouetted against the sky,
when I had first approached the slope. He had met with the fate of
Ahmed Abdulla.
He had been dead for at least two hours, and by the token of certain
hideous glandular swellings, I knew that he had met his end by the
bite of an Egyptian viper.
"Abû Tabâh!" I cried, my voice hoarsely unnatural--"the _recess_ in
the King's Chamber is a viper's nest!"
"You speak wisdom, Kernaby Pasha; the viper is the servant of the
_ginn_."
Upon the third finger of his swollen right hand Bishop wore the ring
of ghastly history; and the mysterious significance of the Sign of Set
became apparent. For added to the usual cartouche of the Pharaoh was
the symbol of the god of destruction, thus:
[Illustration]
We buried him deeply, piling stones upon the grave, that the jackals
of the desert might never disturb the last holder of the death-ring of
Sneferu.
III
THE LADY OF THE LATTICE
I
The interior of the room was very dark, but with the aid of the
electric torch which I carried I was enabled to form a fairly good
impression of its general character, and having now surveyed the
entire house I had concluded that it might possibly serve my purpose.
The real ownership of many native houses in Cairo is difficult to
establish, and the unveracious Egyptian from whom I had procured the
keys may or may not have been entitled to let the premises. However,
he had the keys; and that in the Near East is a sufficient evidence of
ownership. My viewing the place at night was dictated by motives of
prudence; for I did not propose unduly to impress my personality upon
the inhabitants of the Darb el-Ahmar.
Curiosity respecting the outlook at the rear now led me to enter the
deep recess at one end of the room, which boasted an imperfect but not
unpicturesque _mushrabîyeh_ window. Moonlight slanted down into the
narrow lane which the window overhung and cast a quaint fretwork
shadow upon the dusty floor at my feet. Idly I opened one of the
little square lattices and peered down into the shadowy gully beneath.
The lane was silent and empty, and I next directed my attention to a
similar window which protruded from the adjoining house.
A panel corresponding to mine stood open also in the neighboring
window; and by means of a soft light in the room I detected the head
and shoulders of a woman, who, her arm resting upon the ledge,
surveyed the vacant night.
By reason of her position, whilst her hand and arm lay fully in the
moonlight, her face and figure were indistinct. I, on the contrary,
was clearly visible to her, and although I knew that she must have
seen me she made no effort to withdraw. On the contrary, she leaned
artlessly forward as if to gaze upon the stars, permitting me a sight
of her unveiled face and of a portion of her shapely neck.
Her eyes, as is usual with Egyptian women, were large and fine, and
as is usual with all women, she was aware of the fact, casting glances
upward and to the right and left calculated to exhibit their beauty.
The coquetry of her movements was unmistakable; and when, lifting a
pretty arm, she brushed aside a lock of hair which overhung her brow
and uttered a tremulous sigh, I perceived that I had found favor in
her sight.
And indeed the graceful gesture had inclined my heart towards her;
for it had served to reveal not only the symmetry of her shape but the
presence upon her arm, immediately above the elbow, of a magnificent
bangle in gold and lapis-lazuli which, if I might trust my judgment,
was fashioned no later than the XIXth dynasty! Clearly the house next
door, and its occupant, were the property of some man of wealth and
taste.
There is a maxim in the East--"Avoid the veil"; and to this hitherto
I had paid the strictest attention. Soft glances from _harêm_ windows
usually leave me cold. But the presence of an armlet finer than
anything in the Treasure of Zagazig placed a new complexion upon this
affair, and the connoisseur within me took the matter out of my hands.
Across the intervening patch of darkness our glances met; the girl's
dark lashes were lowered demurely, then raised again, and the boldness
of my unfaltering gaze was rewarded by a smile. Thus encouraged:--
"O daughter of the moon," I whispered fancifully in Arabic,
"condescend to speak to one whom the sight of thy beauty hath
enslaved."
"I fear to be discovered, Inglîsi," came the soft reply; "or willingly
would I converse with thee, for I am lonely and wretched."
She sighed again and directed upon me a glance that was less wretched
than roguish. Evidently the adventure was much to her liking.
"Let me solace your loneliness," I replied; "for assuredly we can
conceive some plan of meeting."
She lowered her eyes at that, and seemed to hesitate; then--
"In the roof of your house," she whispered, often glancing over her
shoulder into the room beyond, "is a trap--which is bolted...."
Footsteps sounded in the lane beneath--whereat the vision at the
window vanished and the lattice was closed; but not before the girl
had intimated by a gesture that I was to remain.
Discreetly withdrawing into my dusty apartment, I endeavored to make
out the form of the intruder who now was passing underneath the
window; but the density of the shadows in the lane rendered it
impossible for me to do so. He seemed to pause for a time and I
imagined that I could see him staring upward; then he passed on and
silence again claimed that deserted quarter of Cairo.
For fully half an hour I waited, and was preparing to depart when a
part of the shadows overlying the projecting window seemed to grow
blacker, and I realized with joy that at last the lattice was
reopening, but that the room within was now in darkness. Whilst I
watched, remaining scrupulously invisible, a small parcel deftly
thrown dropped upon the floor at my feet--and my neighbor's window was
reclosed.
Closing my own, I picked up the parcel. It proved to be a small ivory
box, which at some time had evidently contained _kohl_, wrapped in a
piece of silk and containing a note. Returning to the lower floor I
directed the light of my electric torch upon this charmingly romantic
billet. It was conceived in English and characterized by the rather
alarming _naiveté_ of the Oriental woman. I give it in its entirety.
"To-morrow night, nine o'clock."
II
My cautious inquiries respecting the house in the Darb el-Ahmar led
only to the discovery that it belonged to a mysterious personage whose
real identity was unknown even to his servants; but this did not
particularly intrigue me; for in the East the maintenance of two
entirely self-contained establishments is not more uncommon than in
countries less generously provided in the matter of marriage laws.
After all the taking of a second wife does not so much depend on a
man's religious convictions as upon his first wife.
Reflecting upon the probable history of the armlet of lapis-lazuli,
I returned to Shepheard's in time to keep my appointment with Joseph
Malaglou--a professed Christian who claimed to be of Greek parentage.
I may explain here that it was necessary to provide for the safe
conduct through the customs and elsewhere of those cases of "Sheffield
cutlery" which actually contained the scarabs, necklaces, and other
"antiques," the sale of which formed a part of the business of my
firm. Joseph Malaglou had hitherto successfully conducted this matter
for me, receiving the goods and storing them at his own warehouse; but
for various reasons I had decided in future to lease an establishment
of my own for this purpose.
He was waiting in the lounge as I entered, and had he been less useful
to me I think I should have had him thrown out; for if ever a swarthy
villain stepped forth from the pages of an illustrated "penny
dreadful," that swarthy villain was Joseph Malaglou. He approached me
with outstretched hand; he was perniciously polite; his ingratiating
smile fired my soul with a lust of blood. Fortunately, our business
was brief.
"The latest consignment is in the hands of my agent at Alexandria,"
he said, "and if you are still determined that the ten cases shall
be despatched to you direct, I will instruct him; but you cannot
very well have them sent _here_."
He shrugged and smiled, glancing all about the lounge.
"I have no intention of converting Shepheard's Hotel into a cutlery
warehouse," I replied. "I will advise you in the morning of the
address to which the cases should be despatched."
Joseph Malaglou was palpably disturbed--a mysterious circumstance,
since, whilst I had made no mention of reducing his fees, under the
new arrangement he would be saved trouble and storage.
"As delay in these matters is unwise," he urged, "why not have the
goods despatched immediately, and consigned to you at my address?"
There was reason on the man's side, for I had not yet actually leased
the house in the Darb el-Ahmar; therefore--
"I will sleep on the problem," I said, "and communicate my decision in
the morning."
I stood on the steps watching him depart, a man palpably disturbed in
mind; indeed his behavior was altogether singular, and could only
portend one thing--knavery. I think it highly probable that the
Ottoman Empire had a certain claim upon Joseph Malaglou. He was one of
those nondescript brutes whose mere existence is a menace to our rule
in the Near East. He openly applauded British methods, and was the
worst possible advertisement for the cause he claimed to have
espoused. Altogether he left me in an uneasy mood; so that shortly
after the third, or daybreak, call to prayer had sounded from Cairo's
minarets on the morrow, I had arranged to lease the house in the Darb
el-Ahmar for a period of three months, in the name of one Ahmed Ben
Tawwab, a mythical friend, and had instructed Joseph Malaglou
accordingly.
Other affairs claimed my attention throughout the day; but dusk
discovered me at my newly acquired house in the quaint street
adjoining the Bâb ez-Zuwêla. I procured the keys from the venerable
old thief who had leased me the premises and learned from him that a
representative of Joseph Malaglou had been admitted to the house
earlier in the evening, in accordance with my instructions, and had
delivered a load of boxes there.
Thus, on opening the door, I was not surprised to find the ten cases
from Alexandria lying within, neatly labelled:
To Ahmed Ben Tawwab,
Darb el-Ahmar,
Sukkarîya,
Cairo.
Ascending to the top floor, I mounted the rickety ladder and unbolted
and opened the trap. A cautious glance to the right revealed the fact
that little difficulty existed in passing from roof to roof; for in
Egyptian houses these are flat and are used for various domestic
purposes. I consulted my watch: the hour of the tryst was come.
And even as I learned the fact, from my neighbor's roof sounded the
faint creaking of hinges ... and out into the moonlight stepped an odd
figure--that of the lady of the lattice, dressed in a "European" blue
serge costume which had obviously been purchased, ready made, in the
bazaars! She wore high-heeled French shoes upon her pretty feet and
her picturesque hair was concealed beneath a large Panama hat, from
the brim of which floated one of those voluminous green veils dear to
the heart of touring woman and so arranged as to hide her face. Only
the gleam of her eyes and teeth was visible through the gauze.
I assisted her to step across, wondering since she was thus attired,
to what crazy expedition I was committed.
"Please do not kiss me," she whispered, speaking in moderately good
English, "Fatimah is listening!"
Such ingenuousness was rather alarming.
"But," I replied, "you have left the trap open."
"It is all right. Fatimah has locked the door of my room and will
admit no one, because I have a headache and am sleeping!"
Resting her hand confidingly in mine, she descended the ladder into
the adjoining house, and, removing the veil from her face, looked up
at me.
"You will be kind to me, will you not?" she asked.
I suppose a lengthy essay upon the mentality of Oriental womanhood
would serve no purpose here, therefore I refrain from inserting it.
Seated upon the chests in the room below, Mizmûna--for this was her
name--confided her troubles with perturbing frankness. She had
conceived a characteristically Eastern and sudden infatuation for my
society; nor am I prepared to maintain that she would have remained
obdurate to anyone else who had been in a position to unbolt the door
which offered the only chance of escape from her prison. The house of
mystery, she informed me, belonged to a person styling himself Yûssuf
of Rosetta (a name that sounded factitious) and she hated him. For two
months, I gathered, she had been in Cairo, during which time she had
never passed beyond the walls of the neighboring courtyard. And the
object of her nocturnal adventure was innocent enough; she wanted to
see the European shops and the tourists passing in and out of the big
hotels in the Shâria Kâmel Pasha!
III
It was as we passed along the Shâria el-Maghribi, where I had pointed
out the St. James's Restaurant, better known as "Jimmy's," I remember,
that Mizmûna uttered a little, suppressed cry, and clutched my arm
sharply.
"Oh!" she whispered fearfully, "it is Hanna! and he has seen me!"
With frightened, fascinated eyes she was staring across the street,
apparently at a group of curiously muffled natives--and her whole body
was trembling.
"Quick!" she said, pulling me urgently, "take me back! if they find me
they will kill me!"
"But if they have already seen you----"
"Oh! take me back," she entreated piteously. "Hanna must not find out
where I live."
Here was mystery; but evidently my first dreadful theory that Hanna
was Mizmûna's husband had been incorrect. Apparently he was not even
acquainted with Yûssuf of Rosetta. But whoever or whatever he might
be, I silently cursed the lapis armlet which had led me to involve
myself in his affairs, as I hurried my companion across the Place de
l'Opera and homeward....
We were come indeed unmolested but breathless, as near our destination
as that nameless street beside the Mosque of Muayyâd, when Mizmûna
suddenly stopped, uttered a stifled shriek, and--
"Oh, save me!" she panted, winding her arms about my neck. "Look!
Look! in the shadow of the mosque door!"
Panic threatened me for one fleeting moment; for this part of Cairo is
utterly deserted at night and the mystery of the thing was taking toll
of my nerves; then firmly unclasping the trembling arms, I pushed
Mizmûna behind me and snatched out my Colt automatic ... as a group of
muffled figures became magically detached from the shadows that had
hidden them; and began silently to advance.
I raised the pistol.
"_Usbur!_" I cried "_âuz eh?_" (Stop! what do you want?)
They halted at once; but no answering voice broke the uncanny silence
in which they regarded me. Mizmûna plucked at my arm.
"Quick! Quick!" she whispered tremulously, "the keys! the keys!"
I was swift to grasp her meaning.
"My right pocket!" I whispered in answer.
The girl's shaking hand groped for the keys, found them; and, uttering
no parting word, Mizmûna darted off along the Sukkarîya, which here
bisects the Darb el-Ahmar. An angry muttering arose from the little
knot of oddly muffled figures, but not one of them had the courage to
attempt a pursuit of the fugitive. Keeping my back to the wall of the
mosque and feeling along it with one hand outstretched, I began to
back away from the attacking party; intending to take to my heels
along the first lane I came to.
This plan was sound enough; its weakness lay in the fact that I could
make no proper survey of that which lay immediately behind me. The
result was that I backed into someone who must have been stealthily
approaching from the rear.
I knew nothing of his presence until he suddenly threw himself upon
from behind, and I was down on my face in the dust! My pistol was
jerked out of my hand, and, still preserving that unbroken
disconcerting silence, the muffled group bore down upon me.
I gave myself up for lost. My unseen assailant, who seemingly
possessed wrists of steel, jerked my right hand up into the region of
my shoulder-blades and pinioned my left arm so as to render me
helpless as an infant. Then two of the muffled Nubians--for Nubians
the moonlight now showed them to be--raised me to my feet, and the
grip from behind was removed.
That I had unwittingly intruded upon the amours of some wealthy and
unscrupulous pasha I no longer doubted; and knowing somewhat of the
ways of outraged lovers of the East, the mental vision which arose
before me was unpleasing to contemplate. Yet even the extravagant
picture which my imagination had painted fell short of the ferocious
reality. For even as I was lifted upright, in the grasp of my huge
guards, a door in the side of the neighboring mosque burst open, and
there sprang into view an excessively tall, excessively lean and
hawk-faced old man carrying a naked scimitar in his hand.
He possessed eyes like the eyes of an eagle, and a thin, hooked nose
having dilated, quivering nostrils. In three huge strides he reached
me, towered over me like some evil _ginnee_ of Arabian lore, and
raised his gleaming scimitar with the unmistakable intention of
severing my head from my trunk at a single blow!
I think I have never experienced an identical sensation in my life;
my tongue clave to the roof of my mouth; my heart suspended its
functions; and I felt my eyes start forward in their sockets. I had
not thought my constitution capable of such profound and helpless
fear, nor had I hitherto paid proper respect to the memory of Charles
I. I would gladly have closed my eyes in order that I might not
witness the downward sweep of the fatal blade, but the lids seemed to
be paralysed. Never whilst memory serves me can I forget one detail of
the appearance of that frightful old devil; and never can I forget my
gratitude to that unseen captor, the man who had seized me from
behind, and who now, alone, averted the blade from my neck.
Over my head he lunged--with an ebony stick--and skilfully; so that
the pointed ferrule came well and truly into contact with the knuckles
of my would-be executioner. The weapon fell, jingling, at my feet ...
and a slim, black-robed figure was suddenly interposed between myself
and the furious old Arab.
It was Abû Tabâh!
Dignified, unruffled, his classically beautiful face composed and
resembling, in the moonlight, beneath the snowy turban, that of some
young prophet, he stood, one protective hand resting upon my shoulder,
and confronted my assailant. His eyes were aglow with the eerie light
of fanaticism.
"It is written that the wrath of fools is the joy of Iblees,"[A] he
declared.
[A] Satan.
Their glances met in conflict, the eagle eyes of my aged but
formidable enemy glaring insanely into the fine, dark eyes of Abû
Tabâh. The Arab was by no means quelled; yet presently his glance fell
before the hypnotic stare of the mysterious _imám_.
"The Prophet (may God be kind to him) spared not the despoiler!" he
said heavily. "With these, my two hands"--he extended the twitching,
sinewy members before Abû Tabâh--"will I choke the life from the
throat of the dog who wronged me."
Abû Tabâh raised his hand sternly.
"This matter has been entrusted to _me_," he said, staring down the
enraged old man. "If you would have me abandon it, say so; if you
would have me pursue it, be silent."
For five seconds the other sustained the strange gaze of those big,
mysterious eyes, then folded his arms upon his breast, audibly
gnashing his large and strong-looking teeth and averting his head from
my direction in order that spleen might not consume him. Abû Tabâh
turned and confronted me.
"Explain the cause of your presence here," he demanded, continuing to
speak in Arabic, "and unfold to me the whole truth respecting your
case."
"My friend," I replied, steadily regarding him, "I am eternally your
debtor; but I decline to utter one word for explanation until these
fellows unhand me and until I am offered some suitable excuse for the
outrageous attack upon my person."
Abû Tabâh performed his curiously Gallic shrug of the shoulders--and
pointed, with his ebony cane, to my pinioned arms. In a trice the
Nubians fell back, and I was free. The infuriated old man directed
upon me a glance that was bloodily ferocious, but--
"O persons of little piety," I said, "is it thus that a true Moslem
rewards the generous impulse and the meritorious deed? To-night a
damsel in distress, flying from a brutal captor, solicited my aid.
I was treacherously assaulted ere I could escort her to a place of
safety, and all but murdered by the man who would appear to be that
damsel's natural protector. Alas, I fear to contemplate what may have
befallen her as a result of such vile and foolish conduct."
Abû Tabâh slightly inclined his body resting his slim, ivory hands
upon his cane; his face remained perfectly tranquil as he listened to
this correct, though misleading statement; but--
"Ah!" cried the old man of the scimitar, adopting an unpleasant,
crouching attitude, "perjured liar that thou art! Did I not see with
mine own eyes how she embraced thee? O, son of a mange, that I should
have lived to have witnessed so obscene a spectacle. Not content with
despoiling me of this jewel of my _harêm_, thou dost parade her
abandonment and my shame in the public highways of Cairo!..."
In vain Abû Tabâh strove to check this tirade. Step by step the Sheikh
approached closer; syllable by syllable his voice rose higher.
"What!" he shrieked, "is it for this that I have offered five thousand
English pounds to whomsoever shall restore her to me! Faugh! I spit
upon her memory!--and though I pursue thee to the Mountains of the
Moon, across the Bridge Es-Sîrat, and through the valley of Gahennam,
lo! my hour will come to slay thee, noisome offal!"
He ceased from lack of breath, and stood quivering before me. But at
last I had grasped the clue to this imbroglio into which fate had
thrust me.
"O misguided man," I replied, "grief hath upset thine intelligence.
Again I tell thee that I sought to deliver the damsel from her
persecutor, and, perceiving an ambush, she clung to me as her only
protector. Thou are demented. Let another earn the paltry reward;
I will have none of it."
I turned to Abû Tabâh, addressing him in English.
"Relieve me of the society of this infatuated old ruffian," I said,
"and accompany me to some place where I can quietly explain what I
know of the matter."
"Assuredly I will accompany you to such a spot," he answered suavely;
"for whilst, knowing your character, I do not believe you to be the
abductor of the damsel Mizmûna, a warrant to search your house was
issued an hour ago, on a charge of _hashish_ smuggling!"
IV
There are certain shocks that numb the brain. This was one of them.
My recollection of the period immediately following those words of Abû
Tabâh is hazy and indistinct. My narrow escape from decapitation at
the hands of the ferocious Arab assassin and the tangled love-affairs
of that aged Othello became insignificant memories. (I seem to
recollect that we left him in tears.)
My next clear-cut memory is that of walking beside the mysterious
_imâm_ along the Darb el-Ahmar and of stopping before the closed door
of my newly acquired premises!
The street was quite deserted again. Those muffled Nubians who seemed
to constitute a bodyguard for my inscrutable companion had disappeared
in company with the bereaved Sheikh.
"This is your house?" said Abû Tabâh sweetly.
My habit of thinking before I speak or act asserted itself
automatically.
"I recently leased it on another's behalf," I replied.
"In that event," continued the _imâm_, "unless the information lodged
with me to-night prove to be inaccurate, that other must speedily
proclaim himself."
He tested the cumbersome lock, and, as I knew would be the case, since
Mizmûna had recently entered, found it to be unfastened, opened the
door and stepped in.
"Have you a pocket lamp?" he asked.
I pressed the button of my electric torch and directed its rays fully
upon the stack of boxes. It was the great sage, Apollonius of Tyana,
who said "loquacity has many pitfalls, but silence none"; therefore I
silently watched Abû Tabâh consulting the label on the topmost chest.
Presently--
"Ahmed Ben Tawwab," he read aloud; "is that the name of the friend on
whose behalf you secured a lease of this house?"
"It is," I answered.
"If you will rest the light upon this box and assist me to open one of
the others, I shall be obliged to you," said Abû Tabâh.
Knowing, as I did, that this strange man was in some way connected
with the native police and with the guardianship of Egyptian morals,
I recognized refusal to be impolitic if not impossible. But, as we set
to work to raise the lid of the chest, my mind was more feverishly
busy than my fingers.
Ere long our task was successful, and the contents of the chest lay
exposed. These were: two hundred Osiris statuettes, twelve one-pound
tins of mummy heads ... _and fifty packets of hashish_.
Silence was no effort to me now; I was dumbfounded. The musical voice
of my companion broke in upon my painful reverie.
"The information upon which I now am acting," he said, "reached me
to-night in the form of a letter, bearing no address and no
signature. The suppression of this vile _hashish_ traffic is so near
to my heart that I immediately secured the necessary powers to search
the premises named, and was on my way hither when I observed you
(although I did not at once recognize you) in the act of escaping from
a group of my servants who had been detailed, some weeks ago, to trace
a missing damsel known to be in Cairo. Concerning your share in that
affair I await a full statement from your own lips; concerning your
share in this I can only say that unless Ahmed Ben Tawwab comes
forward by to-morrow and admits his guilt, I must apply to the British
agent for a formal inquiry. Is there anything that you would wish to
say, or any action you desire that I should take?"
I turned to him in the dim light. Habitually I am undemonstrative,
especially with natives. But there was a nobility and an implacable
sense of justice about this singular _religieux_ which conquered me
completely.
"Abû Tabâh," I said, "I thank you for your friendship. I have
committed a grave folly; but I am neither an abductor nor a _hashish_
dealer. This is the work of an unknown enemy, and already I have a
theory respecting his identity."
"Can I aid you--or do you prefer that I leave you to pursue this clue
in your own way?" he asked tactfully.
"I prefer to work alone."
"The affair is truly mysterious," he admitted, "and I purpose to
spend the night in meditation respecting it. After the hour of morning
prayer, therefore, I will visit you. _Lîltâk sa'îda_, Kernaby Pasha."
"_Lîltâk sa'îda_, Abû Tabâh," I said, as he stepped out of the door.
Slowly and stately the _imám_ passed down the street; and the _ginnee_
of solitude reclaimed that deserted spot. A night watchman, _nebbut_
on shoulder, passed along the distant Sukkarîya. A dog howled.
I re-entered the doorway conscious of a sudden mental excitement; for
an explanation of the anonymous letter had just presented itself to
my mind. The owner of the neighboring house must have detected my
rendezvous with his lady-love, have investigated the contents of the
cases, and denounced me from motives of revenge! That the villainous
Joseph Malaglou had been in the habit of smuggling _hashish_ into
Egypt in my cases of "cutlery" was evident enough and accounted for
his reluctance to fall in with the new arrangement; but my bemused
brain utterly failed to grapple with the problem of why, knowing their
damning contents, he had permitted these ten cases to be delivered
at _my_ address. Moreover, how my worthy neighbor--who had evidently
abducted Mizmûna from the old man of the scimitar--had learned my
real name was another mystery which I found no leisure to examine.
For I had but just set foot again within the ill-omened place when
there came a patter of swift, light footsteps--and out from behind
the fatal stack of boxes ran Mizmûna, and threw herself into my arms!
"Oh, my friend, my protector!" she cried distractedly, "what shall I
do? Yûssuf has discovered our plot! Fatimah, that mother of
calamities, has betrayed me, and I dare not return! I am an outcast;
for although I was stolen from the Sheikh Ismail without my consent,
how can I hope for his forgiveness?"
Such a flood of sorrows and confidences overwhelmed me, and I placed a
silent but deathless curse upon the lapis armlet which had brought me
to this pass. Mizmûna sobbed upon my shoulder.
"Yûssuf has planned your ruin as well as mine," she said brokenly.
"For it was he who denounced you to the Magician." (As "the Magician"
Abû Tabâh was known and feared throughout Lower Egypt.) "Oh that I
might return to the house of Ismail where I lived in luxury in a
marble pavilion, guarded by Hanna and a hundred negroes, where I
possessed the robes of a princess and was laden with costly jewels!"
So very human and natural an ambition met with my hearty approval,
and, upon consideration of the word-picture of his domestic state, the
old man of the scimitar rose immensely in my esteem. How my malevolent
neighbor had succeeded in abducting Mizmûna from such a fortress I
failed to imagine. But I began to see my way more clearly and hope was
reborn in my bosom.
"Fear nothing, child," I said to the weeping girl. "You shall return
to your marble pavilion and to the care of that worthy, if somewhat
hasty man, from whose arms you were torn. And now inform me--where is
Yûssuf?"
Mizmûna raised her face and looked up at me, her long lashes wet with
tears, but the slow, childish smile of the Eastern woman already
curving her red lips.
"He is in his own room destroying papers," she said.
"Who told you this?"
"Ali, the _bowwab_, who is faithful to me--and who hates Fatimah."
"Is the trap rebolted?"
"I know not."
"Remain here until I return," I said, seating her upon one of the
boxes. "Where are my keys?"
"I hid them upon the ledge of the window, beside the door yonder."
Taking them from this simple "hiding-place," I locked the door to
give Mizmûna courage, and, taking the lamp with me, began to mount
the stairs, first assuring myself of the presence in my pocket of
my Colt automatic, which Abû Tabâh had restored to me.
The ray of my lamp shining out ahead, I came to the crazy ladder
giving access to the trap. I climbed up, raising the trap, and gazed
upon the jeweled dome of midnight Egypt. Dire necessity spurred me,
and I walked across to the adjoining trap, carefully inserted two
fingers in the iron ring and pulled.
It was not fastened below! Inch by inch I raised it, and, finding the
room beneath it to be in darkness, opened the trap fully and descended
the ladder.
I flashed the light quickly about the place; then stood staring at
what it revealed. My heart began to beat rapidly, for in that dirty
attic I had found salvation ... and a further clue to the mystery of
all my misfortunes.
It was a _hashish_ warehouse!
Taking off my shoes, I thrust one into either pocket of my jacket,
and, perceiving that the house was constructed on a plan identical
with that adjoining it, I crept downstairs to the apartment of the
_mushrabîyeh_ window. A heavy curtain was draped in the doorway, but
I could see that the room within was illuminated.
I drew the curtains slowly aside and peeped in. I saw an apartment
that had evidently been furnished very luxuriantly, but which now was
partially dismantled. In the recess formed by the window a low table
was placed, bearing a shaded lamp. The table was littered with papers,
account books and ledgers; and, seated thereat, his back towards the
door, was a man who figured feverishly. I stepped into the room.
"Good evening, Yûssuf of Rosetta," I said; "you do well to set your
affairs in order."
V
Swiftly as though a serpent had touched him, the man in the recess
leaped to his feet and twisted about to confront me.
I found myself looking into a hideous, swarthy face--blanched now to
the lips, so that the cunning black eyes glared out as from a
mask--into the hideous swarthy face of _Joseph Malaglou_!
The store of _hashish_ in the upper room had somewhat prepared me for
this discovery; yet, momentarily, the consummate villainy of the Greek
had me bereft of speech. As I stood there glaring at him, he began
furtively to grope with one hand along the edge of the _dîwan_ behind
him. Then, suddenly, he became aware of the pistol which I
carried--and abandoned the quest of whatever weapon he had sought,
swallowing audibly.
"So, my good Malaglou," I said, "you sought to make me responsible for
your sins, my friend? I perceive now how the Fates have played with
me. My very first conversation with your charming protégée----"
He bit savagely at his black moustache, advanced upon me; then, his
gaze set upon the Colt, he stood still again.
"... was reported to you by the traitorous Fatimah," I continued
evenly; "and, when, on the morrow, I advised you of my new address,
the identity of the hitherto unknown Romeo who had raised his eyes to
your Juliet became apparent. You doubtless had designed to unpack my
boxes for me as you have been in the habit of doing; but green-eyed
jealousy suggested how, by the sacrifice of only one consignment of
_hashish_, you might wreak my ruin. I disapprove of your morals,
Malaglou. My own code may be peculiar, but it does not embrace
_hashish_ dealing; therefore, Malaglou, you are about to take a sheet
of note-paper--bearing your office heading--and write from my
dictation...."
"And suppose I refuse? You dare not shoot me!"
"You little know my true character, Malaglou. But I should not shoot
you, as you say; I should introduce you to a gentleman who is very
anxious to make your acquaintance--the venerable Sheikh Ismail."
The effect of this remark greatly exceeded my most sanguine
expectations. I think I have never seen a man so pitiably frightened.
"The Sheikh ... Ismail!" gasped Joseph Malaglou. "He is in Cairo?"
"He has generously offered me five thousand pounds for your name and
address."
"Ah, my God!" whispered Malaglou. "Kernaby, you will not betray me
to that fiend? You are an Englishman and you will not soil your hands
with such a deed!"
To my dismay--for it was a disgusting sight--Malaglou fell trembling
upon his knees before me. The threat of shooting had had no such
effect as the mere name of the Sheikh Ismail. My respect for that
really remarkable old ruffian rose by leaps and bounds.
"Get up," I said harshly, "and, if you can, write."
He obeyed me; the man was almost hysterical. And, very shakily, this
is what he wrote:
"I, Joseph Malaglou, also known as _Ahmed Ben Tawwab_, confess
that I am a dealer in _hashish_ and spurious antiques, which I have
been in the habit of storing at my warehouse in Cairo, and also in
my private residence in the Darb el Ahmar. Finding it desirable to
enlarge the facilities of the latter, I induced the Hon. Neville
Kernaby, who is ignorant of my real business, to lease for me a
house which adjoins my own, as I did not desire it to be known that
I was the lessee. Subsequently, learning that the suspicions of the
authorities had been aroused, I anonymously denounced Kernaby, thus
hoping to avert suspicion from myself and cause his arrest as the
consignee of the cases which had been delivered at the new
premises."
"Very good," I said, when this precious document had been completed.
"You understand that you will now accompany me to the central police
station in the Place Bâb el-Khalk and sign this confession in the
presence of suitable witnesses? You will doubtless be detained;
therefore in the interests of your safety, we must arrange that
Mizmûna be hidden securely until the case is settled. Oh! set your
evil mind at rest! I shall not betray you to the Sheikh; unless--"
I looked him squarely in the eyes--"any whisper of my name appears
in this matter!"
"But where is she?" he said hoarsely.
"She is hiding in the adjoining house."
"I have a small place at Shubra where I can conceal her."
"Very well. I will bring her here and permit you to make suitable
arrangements, but let them be complete; for if Ismail should find the
girl and thus discover your identity, nothing could save you--and you
will be unable to leave Cairo (I shall see to that) until the case is
settled."
VI
It was on the following evening, as I sat smoking upon the terrace of
the hotel and reflecting upon the execrably bad luck which pursued me,
that I observed Abû Tabâh mounting the carpeted steps with slow and
stately carriage. He saluted me gravely and accepted the seat which I
offered him.
My plan had run smoothly; Malaglou had given himself up to the
authorities, but had been released upon payment of a substantial bail.
Mizmûna was concealed at Shubra, and I was flogging my brain in a vain
endeavor to conjure up a plan whereby, without betraying the
villainous Greek and thus causing him to betray _me_, I might secure
the Sheikh's reward--or, at least, the lapis armlet.
"Alas," said Abû Tabâh, "that the wicked should prosper."
"To whose prosperity," I inquired, "do you more especially refer?"
He regarded me with his fine melancholy eyes.
"You have an English adage," he continued, "which says, 'set a thief
to catch a thief.'"
"Quite so. But might I inquire what bearing this crystallized wisdom
has upon our present conversation?"