CHAPTER VII

CIRCLING TAHITI

The island of Tahiti has been the best known, or rather the most

talked-about, point in the South Pacific since those latitudes were

added to the mapped sections of the world. From the time that the

much-maundered-over mutiny of the _Bounty_ furnished the theme

for Byron's "Island," and later events conspired to produce Hermann

Melville's charming "Omoo" and Pierre Loti's idyllic "Rarahue," down

to the more numerous but less finished efforts of recent years, Tahiti

has been the inspiration for more literary endeavour, good and bad,

than all the rest of Polynesia, Melanesia and Micronesia combined.

Undoubtedly it has had more than its share of publicity--latterly,

largely because it is so easily and comfortably reached from both

America and Australia--but the fact remains that it is uniquely--if

not quite unmixedly--charming, and that it is perhaps better fitted to

minister to the creature comforts of the visitor than any other of its

sister islands of the South Pacific.

Civilization in the form of the galvanized iron roof, the glass window,

the missionary, the _holakau_ or Mother Hubbard wrapper and the

whisky bottle has thrown its coldly corrective influence over the native

life of Tahiti; but if it is the Kanaka in his pristine purity that one

is seeking, Moorea and Bora-Bora--both in the Society Group--and the

Paumotos and Marquesas are close at hand, and any of these the

venturesome may reach by trading schooner, even if he is not so

fortunate as to have a yacht at his disposal.

Chief item in the visitor's program in Tahiti--after he has called on

the Governor, appeared at the Club and spent a small sack of Chilean

_pesos_ to see a _hula_ which has been so completely "expurgated and

legalized" as to make a Maypole dance on the green in his old home

appear Bacchanalian by comparison--is the hundred-mile drive around

the island. The roads are bad over half the way and the vehicles all the

way, but the ride unfolds such an unending panorama of sea, surf and

lagoon; of beach and reef; of mountain, cliff and crag; of torrent,

cascade and waterfall, and of reckless, riotous, onrushing tropical

vegetation as can be found along few, if any, similar stretches of

road elsewhere in the world. Our drive, in the company of the

American Consul, William Doty, and his sister, on which we were

entertained each day by a different district chief with

specially-arranged surf-rides, feasts, dances and _himines_, was

one unbroken succession of new and delightful sensations.

At Tautira, the village second in importance to Papeete, we were the

guest for three days of the suave and dignified old Ori, a chief

who was once the host of the Stevensons for many weeks, and who, on

occasion, fairly bubbled with piquant anecdotes of the great novelist.

Returning down the leeward side of the island, we spent a day and

a night with the wealthy Teta-nui in a big, comfortable two-story

house which might have passed for a Southern plantation home of the

ante-bellum days, and also found time to accept a luncheon invitation

from the scholarly Tau-te Salmon, relation of the late King Pomare,

university man and, on the occasion of his visits abroad, the fêted

guest of Washington, London and Paris.

Tahitian driving comes pretty near to being the most reckless thing of

the kind in my experience. It really isn't driving at all; "herding" is

a more appropriate term. If your vehicle has more than one seat there

will be three or four horses to haul it, driven "spike" in the former

case, by twos in the latter. These animals are attached to the rig by

traces that run to their collars, which, with the reins, constitute all

there is to the harness. There is nothing in the nature of breeching

for holding back, and, as the vehicle never has a brake, there is no

way the wheel horses can save their heels but by beating it down the

hills. A good driver will handle two horses unaided; beyond that

number a boy is required upon the back of each additional one. With

your driver and post boys wearing each a gaudy hibiscus or _tiaré_

behind his ear, with their braided whips cracking merrily at

everything from stray dogs and blossoms to the horses' ears and each

other, and with all of them raising their voices in _himine_ after

_himine_ with the indefatigability of a frog-pond chorus, your

progress, on the score of picturesqueness at least, has no odds to ask

of a Roman Triumph.

We decided to make the circuit by starting to windward and taking the

roughest part of the road first. In a mile or two the last straggling

Papeetan suburb had been left behind, the tall pillar of the Point

Venus lighthouse was passed, and the road, plunging into the half-light

of the jungle, became a grassy track. Here and there were breaks in the

encompassing walls of verdure, and through them we had transient

glimpses of the landscape--"that smiling Tahitian landscape where the

weeds laugh at the idea of road boundaries; where the sea, disdaining

regular shoreline, straggles aimlessly among its hundred islets; where

the mountains flaunt all known laws of natural architecture and the

wind disdains regular blasts; where the sun, as careless as the rest,

shines one moment above the palm fronds as clear as frosted silver,

and the next hides completely behind the lowering mask of a black

cloud--a kingdom of _laissez-faire_."

In the seventy-five miles from Papeete to Tautira by the windward

route there is an average of more than one stream for every mile, and

not a single bridge in the whole distance. As this side of the island

has an inch or more of rain daily for most of the year, it may be

understood that many of the streams are formidable torrents and by

no means easily forded. The approved way of crossing, especially if

you have a spirited driver and horses and are not without spirit

yourself, is to join your Jehu and the postillions in their cannibal

war-whoops and endeavour to take the obstacle like a water-jump

in a steeple-chase. Now and then--just often enough to keep you

from becoming discouraged and adopting more conservative

tactics--your outfit, smothered in flying gravel and sun-kissed spray,

reaches the farther bank and goes reeling on its course; usually a

wheel hits a boulder and you stop short; and here is where the

synthetically constructed harnesses--bits of old straps, wire, tough

strands of liana and vegetable fibre--vindicate their existence.

Nothing short of a charge of dynamite will move the boulder against

which the near wheel is securely jammed. With the horses going

berserk at thirty miles an hour, therefore, something has to give way,

and the Tahitian has wisely figured that it is easier to patch a harness

than a wagon. So it happens that when the latter is brought up short

in midstream, the harnesses dissolve like webs of gossamer and the

horses pop out of them and go on ahead. The driver, and any one who

chances to be on the front seat with him, usually follows the horses

for a few yards; those upon the back seats telescope upon one another.

The assistance of wayfaring natives is almost imperative at this

juncture and, strange to tell, with the infallibility of St. Bernard

dogs in children's Alpine stories, they always seem to turn up at the

psychologic moment.

From one such predicament our party was rescued by a bevy of girls on

their way to market. These, after a short spell of not unpardonable

mirth had subsided, manfully tucked up their _pareos_, put their sturdy

brown shoulders to the wheels and literally lifted the whole outfit

through to the bank. An hour later, after a similar mishap, we were all

carried ashore on the broad coconut-oiled backs of the half-intoxicated

members of a party of revellers, who left a _hula_ unfinished to rush

to the rescue. They were all real "mitinaire boys," they said, and were

"ver' glad to help Chris'yun white vis'tor." And to show that these

were not idle words, they offered to carry us all across the stream and

back again in pure good fellowship.

One of them, in fact, a six-foot Apollo with his matted hair rakishly

topped with a coronal of white _tiare_, had Claribel over his shoulder

and half way down the bank before we could convince him that we

were fully assured of his good will without further demonstration.

The imperturbable Claribel, having been "cannibal broke" in the

Marquesas, accepted the impetuous gallantry with the philosophical

passivity of the sack of copra she might have been for all the Kanaka

Lochinvar's care in keeping her right side up. This was our only

experience of anything approaching a lack of courtesy in a Tahitian,

and the victim's charitable interpretation of the act as a mistaken

kindness saved the offender from even being denied participation in

the division of a handful of coppers.

Hiteaea, a village situated half way down the windward side of the

island from Papeete, is as lovely as a steamship company's folder

description; the kind of a place you have always suspected never

existed outside the imagination of a drop-curtain painter. Half of the

settlement is smothered in giant bamboos, curving and feather-tipped,

and the remainder in flamboyant, frangipani and _burao_ trees, which

carpet the ground inches deep with blossoms of scarlet, waxy cream

and pale gold. Nothing less strong than the persistent southeast

Trade-wind could furnish the place with air; nothing less bright than

the equatorial sun could pierce the dense curtains with shafts of light.

Toward the sea the jungle thins and in a palm-dotted clearing, walled

in with flowering stephanosis and _tiare_, are the brown thatched

houses of the Chief. A rolling natural lawn leads down to the beach

of shining coral clinkers, which curves about a lagoon reflecting

the blended shades of lapis lazuli, chrysoprase and pale jade. A

froth-white lace collar of surf reveals the outer reef, and across the

cloud-mottled indigo sea loom the fantastic heights of the

mountains and cliffs behind Tautira.

The squealing of chased pigs and the squawk of captured chickens

welled up to our ears as we topped the last divide and saw the blue

smoke of the Hiteaea flesh-pots filtering through the green curtain

which still hid the village from our sight, sounds which, to the trained

ears of our island friends, the Dotys, told that their messenger had

carried the news of our coming and that fitting preparations were being

made for our reception. The wayfarer in colder, greyer climes sings of

the emotions awakened in his breast by the "watch-dog's deep-mouthed

welcome" as he draws near home, or of the "lamp in the window" which

is waiting for him; to the Tahitian traveller all that the dog and the

lamp express, and a deal more besides, is carried in the dying wails

of pigs and chickens, the inevitable signal of rushed preparations for

expected visitors.

Our driver and post-boys answered the signal with a glad chorus of

yells, and the jaded horses, a moment before drooping from the stiff

climb to the summit of the divide, galvanized into life and dashed

off down the serpentine trough of roots and tussocks which answered

for a road at a rate which kept the tugs connecting them to the madly

pursuing chariot straightened all the way to the beach. Some of us

were shouting with excitement, some with fright, and some of the less

stoical--at the buffets dealt them by the half-padded cushions and the

swaying sides--even with pain. Most of the unsecured baggage--cameras,

suitcases, hand-bags, phonograph records and the like--went flying off

like nebulæ in our comet-like wake; a man with a load of plantain was

knocked sprawling, a litter of pigs ground under foot, a flock of ducks

parted down the middle and a bevy of babies just avoided, before we

brought up in a shower of tinkling coral at the door of the Chief's

house. It was as spectacular an entry as even our postboys could have

desired, but our garrulous gratulation was checked an instant later

when two grave faced young women in black _holakaus_ came out to tell

us that their father, the Chief, had died the night before.

The good souls, in spite of their sorrow and the endless amount of

ceremony and preparation incident to the funeral of a Tahitian chief,

had made all the arrangements to accommodate us for the night, and

would neither permit us to take the road again for Terevao, nor to put

up with anything less than the best that Hiteaea had to offer. So the

evening of feasting which would ordinarily have been our portion, was

dispensed with, and we spent the night quietly and comfortably in the

house of mourning.

Beyond Hiteaea the road dips into the vanilla bean zone, and from there

to the Taiarapu Isthmus the gushing Trade-wind smites the nostrils like

a blast from a pastry cook's oven. Vanilla is one of Tahiti's budding

industries, and like everything else industrial in the Societies, seems

likely not to get far beyond the budding stage. The vanilla vine

requires little but heat, moisture, a tree to climb upon and a little

care. The natural conditions are near ideal in the jungle sections of

Tahiti, but the hitch has come on the score of care.

A number of Chinamen, with plantations small enough to allow them to

do their own work, are making a considerable success of vanilla, but

where Kanakas have had to be employed there has been nothing but

failure. A native set to pollenize a lot of vines--this has to be done

artificially in Tahiti on account of the absence of the insects which

perform that service in other countries--is more likely than not to

pick the orchidlike flowers to chew or stick behind his ear, or to

weave the new tendrils into garlands for his Olympian brow. They

tell you in Papeete that the vanilla industry is not flourishing

because of the increasing use of artificial flavouring extracts in

America; the real reason for its backwardness is the non-use of

an artificial--or any other kind of--labour extractor on the Kanaka.

At the Isthmus of Terevao the girdling highway swings back down the

leeward side of the island to Papeete. Tautira is reached by a spur

which is, however, much better maintained than portions of the main

road. The bush is not so dense in this part of the island as along

the road we had just traversed, but the mountains, especially in the

vicinity of Tautira, assume an even wilder aspect than any down to

windward. Knife-pointed pinnacles of every conceivable shade of blue,

green and purple are tossed together in an aimless jumble, showing

the skyline of a battered saw. Here a mountain has been rent by some

Titan to let a river through; there a mountain has refused to rend

and a river closes its eyes and launches itself over a thousand-foot

cliff, paling with terror as it realizes the magnitude of its leap and

changing from a bar of green jade to a fluttering scarf of grey satin,

finally to collapse into a rumple of white gossamer where the jungle

riots in shimmering verdancy against the foot of the cliff.

Unfathomable gorges with overhanging sides tunnel into the hearts of

unclimbable mountains; sheer precipices drop curtains of creepers that

dangle their be-tasselled skirts in the quiet river reaches hundreds of

feet below; ghostly castles, scarped and buttressed and battlemented,

now of mist-wreathed rock, now of rockpierced mist, fade and

reappear with the shifting of the curtains of the clouds; and above is

the flaming, sun-shot sky, below the wind-tossed, diamond-sprinkled

ocean. Very pertinent was Claribel's observation in point.

"What does the Frenchman want of absinthe and the Chinaman of

opium when they both have a place like this to look upon?" she

ejaculated between jolts as we bounded along between the mountains

and the sea on this last lap of the outward journey; "it is a dream

that nothing but a flying Tahitian chariot brought up short by a

four-foot mid-river boulder can bring you out of."

An instant later the very thing which Claribel had defined as alone

being equal to waking one from his dream of the mountains had

eventuated, and because the left fore wheel had been called upon to

stand more than its share of such jolts, it dished up like a closed

umbrella, collapsed, and precipitated every one and everything in

the long-suffering old vehicle into the water. Luckily, Tautira, our

destination, lay just beyond the farther bank and, salvaging a couple

of bags containing changes of only slightly wet clothes, we waded

out and proceeded on foot to the house which Chief Ori had

prepared for us, leaving the driver to bring on the wreckage at

leisure.

Tautira, though the second town of the island, is almost entirely

a native settlement, the "foreign colony" consisting of but one

missionary, one trader and one French official. This does not mean

that the town is backward or decadent, but rather to the contrary.

Missionaries, as a pretty general rule, will always be found thickest

on the "firing line," and where operations are in the hands of a single

white or native preacher it may be taken to indicate that the people,

professedly at least, are well within the fold. There is but one trader

in Tautira because the natives are shrewd enough to own their own

cutters and trade directly with Papeete. The official is there to collect

taxes, not because he is needed to keep order. As far as morals are

concerned, Consul Doty expressed it very well when he said that

"there is more mischief to the square foot--or should I say the

rounded ankle?--in Papeete than in all of Tautira."

Except for its scenery, Tautira's chief claim to distinction is Ori,

and Ori's chief claim to distinction is the fact that he was the host

for a month or more of Robert Louis Stevenson's party on the

novelist's first cruise to the South Seas in the _Casco_. Stevenson,

still weak from overwork and hardly yet beginning to feel the

beneficial effects of the cruise, was ill during nearly all of his stay

in Tautira. No account of this visit appears in his South Sea book,

but in the published letters of his mother it is written of at length,

and most entertainingly.

From Mrs. Stevenson's account it would appear that the party was

tendered the usual round of feasts, dances and gifts, and countered

with feasts and gift-givings of its own. They tell you in Papeete

that Stevenson's illness during this visit made him see their island

through dark glasses, and that this was the reason that he ultimately

settled in Samoa instead of Tahiti. From the standpoint of picturesque

and tropical loveliness Tautira, and even Papeete, is distinctly ahead

of Apia, so that it is more likely that the greater attractiveness of the

incomparable Samoan native who, then as now, was much less

touched by white influence than the Tahitian, turned the scale in

favour of the more westerly group for the novelist's home.

Ori--a wily old hypocrite whose six-feet-four of stature, unlike

that of most Tahitians, is not cumbered with an ounce of superfluous

flesh--made a great point of assuring us that the whole plan of

entertainment provided for our party was patterned on that which he

had dispensed to the Stevensons. We were quartered in one of the

houses the Stevensons had occupied; quite as many pigs and chickens

were slaughtered for our "native" feasts as for those of the Stevensons;

full as many singers were mustered for our _himines_ as turned out

for the Stevensons; he would lavish quite as rich gifts upon us as he

did upon the Stevensons, and--the Stevensons had given him such and

such and such things, ad infinitum. Inasmuch as we were paying for our

entertainment at a rate which we knew to be about a hundred per cent.

above the normal, there was little of base ingratitude in the remark of

the Commodore who, when his knife blade turned on the rubberoid leg

of one of Ori's broilers, asked that venerable rascal if the drumstick in

question came from one of the chickens left over by the Stevensons.

For some reason chickens, like wine, refuse to age properly in the

South Pacific. It may be the heat, it may be the humidity; at any rate

a chicken of greater age than two months, however cooked, makes a

_piece de resistance_ in a most painfully literal sense. Luckily, the

Tahitian pig, cooked in island fashion, is as much above the average

porker of temperate latitudes as the Tahitian broiler falls below the

standard in his class. Any kind of a cut from a six-months-old

coconut-fed pig, cooked on hot stones and served with the inimitable

_miti-hari_ sauce, will awaken an ecstasy in the palate the memory

of which cannot be eradicated by a lifetime of gastronomic

experience with the most vaunted viands of other climes. The recipe

for preparing this incomparable delicacy would be about as follows:

Dig a hole in the ground big enough comfortably to bury a pig in and

fill it with smooth, round river-bottom stones. Collect half a cord

or so of dry wood and start a fire on the stones. Leaving a boy to

stoke the fire, take the eight or ten hours in which the stones are

coming to a dull cherry red to find just the right sort of a pig. From

three to six months is the best age, and, if possible, get an animal

that has been penned and fed upon nothing but young coconuts. If there

has been a few odd bread-fruits, bananas, mangoes, papayas, avocados,

star-apples and the like thrown in to him occasionally it will not

make much difference, but avoid the young porker that has rustled for

himself about the copra shacks and along the beach.

Kill the pig and dress in the usual manner, but without cutting off the

head and feet or removing the skin. Wrap the body several inches deep

in banana or plantain leaves and plaster the whole thickly with sticky

mud. Then, if the stones are red, remove them with a pole, throw in the

wrapped pig and push them back again. Best to let a native watch the

progress of the cooking, as a great deal depends upon taking out the pig

at the right time, and a lifetime of experience is required to forecast

the precise condition to which it is roasted from a whiff of the steam.

You might try your hand with _miti-hari_ before leaving the rest of

the feast for the natives to prepare. This is the sauce par excellence

of the South Pacific, and, as far as my own experience goes, quite

without a peer in any other part of the world. Send for a quart of

grated coconut meat (most of the native houses keep it on hand), and

after soaking it for a few minutes in sea water, pour out on a square

of stout muslin, twist the corners of the latter together and bring all

the pressure possible to bear on the contents. The result is a cupful

of thick, rich milk which, on the addition of the juice of a couple of

limes and a red pepper or two, becomes the marvellous and

transmutative _miti-hari_.

I recall hearing in Papeete a story concerning the amazing things

that tourists have eaten under the gastronomic intoxication incident

to tasting the wonderful miti sauce with which they--the things--were

dressed. I believe a piece of rubber blanket was on the list. I don't

exactly recall what else, though I do remember hearing Claribel say

that a dash of _miti-hari_ on the story itself might make it easier to

swallow. But Claribel, unduly proud of her own salad dressings, was

somewhat prejudiced against the incomparable Tahitian sauce.

The Tahitian "native" feast does not differ in any salient particulars

from the often-described Hawaiian _luau_. The guests sit on the ground

and eat the various "dishes," which are spread before them on banana

leaves, from their fingers. In addition to pig, chicken and the

inevitable breadfruit, the menu always includes a liberal supply of fish,

both cooked in _ti_ leaves and pickled raw in lime juice; taro, boiled

and mashed; bananas and plantain of a dozen different varieties; fillet

of squid, very exquisite prawns and your choice of a score of varieties

of strange and delicious tropical fruits with unwritable names.

If the feast is given you by a person of wealth and importance, or if

you are paying a chief like the canny Ori a sum sufficient to make it

an inducement, you may get a taste of coconut sprout salad. The raw

fish is far from unpalatable and the prawns are exquisite, but the coco

sprout salad is the only dish of the lot worthy to be mentioned in the

same breath with the _miti-hari_-ed pig. Unfortunately, as every tiny

sprout in the salad means the death of a young coco palm, the dish is

more often discussed than digested. A substitute made of the tender

fronds of young ferns is itself pretty near a high-water mark until you

have tasted that from coco sprouts. As for the coco-fed pig and the

_miti-hari_ dressing, if it doesn't prepare your face for a look of

distant superiority whenever again you hear men extolling this or that

culinary achievement as worthy of place on the top-most pinnacle of

gastronomic excellence, it is because you are suffering from atrophy of

the palate.

_Kava_, so popular in the Samoas and Fiji, was not--Byron to the

contrary notwithstanding--and is not, drunk in Tahiti. Feasting with

natives outside of missionary circles, you will probably have a chance

to "experience" orange wine. This is a harmless-looking beverage

of insinuating ways, in the lucent depths of the first three or four

coco shell cups of which lurks no hint of the devil who is curled up in

the bottom of the fifth or sixth, and all thereafter. The proverbial

ungentlemanliness of the onslaught of a "battleship" punch upon a

débutante at her first dance on board is nothing to the "assault from

ambush" of orange wine upon the unwary stranger who dallies

overlong above its cup.

Coco wine--not the coco toddy that figured in my Marquesan pig hunt,

which is a baser concoction--fermented from a juice drawn from the

heart of the trunk of that palm, is expensive and hard to obtain at any

cost. It is a gentleman's drink, however, and scorns to practise any of

the "behind-the-back" tactics of the soft-footed orange thunderbolt.

It romps down the throat like a torch-light procession and promptly

starts a conflagration that spreads like wild-fire from the head to the

heels. An American Indian after a couple of _epus_ of coco wine would

commence murdering his fellows, as he does under the influence of the

fiery _mescal_; the gentle Tahitian in like instance, though quite as

much uplifted, both mentally and physically, as the redskin, is content

to murder sleep--his own and every one's else. He enters upon a period

of song and dance which lasts as long as the supply of wine, and there

is no peace within a quarter-mile radius of the centre of disturbance.

In America or Europe a man showing the same symptoms as does a

Kanaka under the influence of coco wine would be gagged,

strait-jacketed and thrust into a padded cell. In Tahiti the smiling

policeman, if the offender becomes too boisterously obstreperous,

accomplishes a similar result by pitching him into the sea. At first

blush this strikes one as being a somewhat drastic proceeding, but the

Tahitian, being amphibious, rarely comes to harm in the water. Indeed,

I have the assurance of a prominent merchant of Papeete that "you

would be surprised how few of these ducked natives are really

drowned!" I will return to the Tahitian in his "lighter moments" in

another chapter.

* * * * *

Ori's resources of entertainment, by a strange coincidence, came to an

end at the same time as did our big sack of Chilean _pesos_, and we

returned by the smooth, well-metalled leeward road to Papeete, where

we were planning two or three affairs on the yacht in an endeavour to

make a small return of the hospitality we had enjoyed from the day

of our arrival. We still had something to learn about "Society in

the Societies," however, and we were on our way to the initiation.

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