First performance of the _Alcalde in a Fix_, an imbroglio in three
acts.—First appearance of Mademoiselle Florine.—Mademoiselle
Coralie.—Vignol.
People are coming and going, walking and talking, everybody is
looking for something, nobody finds anything. General hubbub. The
Alcalde has lost his daughter and found his cap, but the cap does
not fit; it must belong to some thief. Where is the thief? People
walk and talk, and come and go more than ever. Finally the Alcalde
finds a man without his daughter, and his daughter without the
man, which is satisfactory for the magistrate, but not for the
audience. Quiet being restored, the Alcalde tries to examine the
man. Behold a venerable Alcalde, sitting in an Alcalde’s great
armchair, arranging the sleeves of his Alcalde’s gown. Only in
Spain do Alcaldes cling to their enormous sleeves and wear plaited
lawn ruffles about the magisterial throat, a good half of an
Alcalde’s business on the stage in Paris. This particular Alcalde,
wheezing and waddling about like an asthmatic old man, is Vignol,
on whom Potier’s mantle has fallen; a young actor who personates
old age so admirably that the oldest men in the audience cannot
help laughing. With that quavering voice of his, that bald
forehead, and those spindle shanks trembling under the weight of a
senile frame, he may look forward to a long career of decrepitude.
There is something alarming about the young actor’s old age; he is
so very old; you feel nervous lest senility should be infectious.
And what an admirable Alcalde he makes! What a delightful, uneasy
smile! what pompous stupidity! what wooden dignity! what judicial
hesitation! How well the man knows that black may be white, or
white black! How eminently well he is fitted to be Minister to a
constitutional monarch! The stranger answers every one of his
inquiries by a question; Vignol retorts in such a fashion, that
the person under examination elicits all the truth from the
Alcalde. This piece of pure comedy, with a breath of Molière
throughout, puts the house in good humor. The people on the stage
all seemed to understand what they were about, but I am quite
unable to clear up the mystery, or to say wherein it lay; for the
Alcalde’s daughter was there, personified by a living, breathing
Andalusian, a Spaniard with a Spaniard’s eyes, a Spaniard’s
complexion, a Spaniard’s gait and figure, a Spaniard from top to
toe, with her poniard in her garter, love in her heart, and a
cross on the ribbon about her neck. When the act was over, and
somebody asked me how the piece was going, I answered, “She wears
scarlet stockings with green clocks to them; she has a little
foot, no larger than _that_, in her patent leather shoes, and the
prettiest pair of ankles in Andalusia!” Oh! that Alcalde’s
daughter brings your heart into your mouth; she tantalizes you so
horribly, that you long to spring upon the stage and offer her
your thatched hovel and your heart, or thirty thousand livres per
annum and your pen. The Andalusian is the loveliest actress in
Paris. Coralie, for she must be called by her real name, can be a
countess or a _grisette_, and in which part she would be more
charming one cannot tell. She can be anything that she chooses;
she is born to achieve all possibilities; can more be said of a
boulevard actress?
With the second act, a Parisian Spaniard appeared upon the scene,
with her features cut like a cameo and her dangerous eyes. “Where
does she come from?” I asked in my turn, and was told that she
came from the greenroom, and that she was Mademoiselle Florine;
but, upon my word, I could not believe a syllable of it, such
spirit was there in her gestures, such frenzy in her love. She is
the rival of the Alcalde’s daughter, and married to a grandee cut
out to wear an Almaviva’s cloak, with stuff sufficient in it for a
hundred boulevard noblemen. Mlle. Florine wore neither scarlet
stockings with green clocks, nor patent leather shoes, but she
appeared in a mantilla, a veil which she put to admirable uses,
like the great lady that she is! She showed to admiration that the
tigress can be a cat. I began to understand, from the sparkling
talk between the two, that some drama of jealousy was going on;
and just as everything was put right, the Alcalde’s stupidity
embroiled everybody again. Torchbearers, rich men, footmen,
Figaros, grandees, alcaldes, dames, and damsels—the whole company
on the stage began to eddy about, and come and go, and look for
one another. The plot thickened, again I left it to thicken; for
Florine the jealous and the happy Coralie had entangled me once
more in the folds of mantilla and basquina, and their little feet
were twinkling in my eyes.
I managed, however, to reach the third act without any mishap. The
commissary of police was not compelled to interfere, and I did
nothing to scandalize the house, wherefore I begin to believe in
the influence of that “public and religious morality,” about which
the Chamber of Deputies is so anxious, that any one might think
there was no morality left in France. I even contrived to gather
that a man was in love with two women who failed to return his
affection, or else that two women were in love with a man who
loved neither of them; the man did not love the Alcalde, or the
Alcalde had no love for the man, who was nevertheless a gallant
gentleman, and in love with somebody, with himself, perhaps, or
with heaven, if the worst came to the worst, for he becomes a
monk. And if you want to know any more, you can go to the
Panorama-Dramatique. You are hereby given fair warning—you must
go once to accustom yourself to those irresistible scarlet
stockings with the green clocks, to little feet full of promises,
to eyes with a ray of sunlight shining through them, to the subtle
charm of a Parisienne disguised as an Andalusian girl, and of an
Andalusian masquerading as a Parisienne. You must go a second time
to enjoy the play, to shed tears over the love-distracted grandee,
and die of laughing at the old Alcalde. The play is twice a
success. The author, who writes it, it is said, in collaboration
with one of the great poets of the day, was called before the
curtain, and appeared with a love-distraught damsel on each arm,
and fairly brought down the excited house. The two dancers seemed
to have more wit in their legs than the author himself; but when
once the fair rivals left the stage, the dialogue seemed witty at
once, a triumphant proof of the excellence of the piece. The
applause and calls for the author caused the architect some
anxiety; but M. de Cursy, the author, being accustomed to volcanic
eruptions of the reeling Vesuvius beneath the chandelier, felt no
tremor. As for the actresses, they danced the famous bolero of
Seville, which once found favor in the sight of a council of
reverend fathers, and escaped ecclesiastical censure in spite of
its wanton dangerous grace. The bolero in itself would be enough
to attract old age while there is any lingering heat of youth in
the veins, and out of charity I warn these persons to keep the
lenses of their opera-glasses well polished.
While Lucien was writing a column which was to set a new fashion in
journalism and reveal a fresh and original gift, Lousteau indited an
article of the kind described as _moeurs_—a sketch of contemporary
manners, entitled _The Elderly Beau_.
“The buck of the Empire,” he wrote, “is invariably long, slender, and
well preserved. He wears a corset and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.
His name was originally Potelet, or something very like it; but to stand
well with the Court, he conferred a _du_ upon himself, and _du_ Potelet
he is until another revolution. A baron of the Empire, a man of two
ends, as his name (_Potelet_, a post) implies, he is paying his court to
the Faubourg Saint-Germain, after a youth gloriously and usefully spent
as the agreeable trainbearer of a sister of the man whom decency forbids
me to mention by name. Du Potelet has forgotten that he was once
in waiting upon Her Imperial Highness; but he still sings the songs
composed for the benefactress who took such a tender interest in his
career,” and so forth and so forth. It was a tissue of personalities,
silly enough for the most part, such as they used to write in those
days. Other papers, and notably the _Figaro_, have brought the art to
a curious perfection since. Lousteau compared the Baron to a heron,
and introduced Mme. de Bargeton, to whom he was paying his court, as
a cuttlefish bone, a burlesque absurdity which amused readers who knew
neither of the personages. A tale of the loves of the Heron, who tried
in vain to swallow the Cuttlefish bone, which broke into three pieces
when he dropped it, was irresistibly ludicrous. Everybody remembers the
sensation which the pleasantry made in the Faubourg Saint-Germain;
it was the first of a series of similar articles, and was one of the
thousand and one causes which provoked the rigorous press legislation of
Charles X.
An hour later, Blondet, Lousteau, and Lucien came back to the
drawing-room, where the other guests were chatting. The Duke was there
and the Minister, the four women, the three merchants, the manager, and
Finot. A printer’s devil, with a paper cap on his head, was waiting even
then for copy.
“The men are just going off, if I have nothing to take them,” he said.
“Stay a bit, here are ten francs, and tell them to wait,” said Finot.
“If I give them the money, sir, they would take to tippleography, and
good-night to the newspaper.”
“That boy’s common-sense is appalling to me,” remarked Finot; and the
Minister was in the middle of a prediction of a brilliant future for the
urchin, when the three came in. Blondet read aloud an extremely clever
article against the Romantics; Lousteau’s paragraph drew laughter, and
by the Duc de Rhétoré’s advice an indirect eulogium of Mme. d’Espard was
slipped in, lest the whole Faubourg Saint-Germain should take offence.
“What have _you_ written?” asked Finot, turning to Lucien.
And Lucien read, quaking for fear, but the room rang with applause when
he finished; the actresses embraced the neophyte; and the two merchants,
following suit, half choked the breath out of him. There were tears in
du Bruel’s eyes as he grasped his critic’s hand, and the manager invited
him to dinner.
“There are no children nowadays,” said Blondet. “Since M. de
Chateaubriand called Victor Hugo a ‘sublime child,’ I can only tell
you quite simply that you have spirit and taste, and write like a
gentleman.”
“He is on the newspaper,” said Finot, as he thanked Étienne, and gave
him a shrewd glance.
“What jokes have you made?” inquired Lousteau, turning to Blondet and du
Bruel.
“Here are du Bruel’s,” said Nathan.
*** “Now, that M. le Vicomte d’A—— is attracting so much
attention, they will perhaps let _me_ alone,” M. le Vicomte
Demosthenes was heard to say yesterday.
*** An Ultra, condemning M. Pasquier’s speech, said his programme
was only a continuation of Decaze’s policy. “Yes,” said a lady,
“but he stands on a Monarchical basis, he has just the kind of leg
for a Court suit.”
“With such a beginning, I don’t ask more of you,” said Finot; “it will
be all right.—Run round with this,” he added, turning to the boy; “the
paper is not exactly a genuine article, but it is our best number yet,”
and he turned to the group of writers. Already Lucien’s colleagues were
privately taking his measure.
“That fellow has brains,” said Blondet.
“His article is well written,” said Claude Vignon.
“Supper!” cried Matifat.
The Duke gave his arm to Florine, Coralie went across to Lucien, and
Tullia went in to supper between Émile Blondet and the German Minister.
“I cannot understand why you are making an onslaught on Mme. de Bargeton
and the Baron du Châtelet; they say that he is prefect-designate of the
Charente, and will be Master of Requests some day.”
“Mme. de Bargeton showed Lucien the door as if he had been an imposter,”
said Lousteau.
“Such a fine young fellow!” exclaimed the Minister.
Supper, served with new plate, Sèvres porcelain, and white damask, was
redolent of opulence. The dishes were from Chevet, the wines from a
celebrated merchant on the Quai Saint-Bernard, a personal friend
of Matifat’s. For the first time Lucien beheld the luxury of Paris
displayed; he went from surprise to surprise, but he kept his
astonishment to himself, like a man who had spirit and taste and wrote
like a gentleman, as Blondet had said.
As they crossed the drawing-room, Coralie bent to Florine, “Make
Camusot so drunk that he will be compelled to stop here all night,” she
whispered.
“So you have hooked your journalist, have you?” returned Florine, using
the idiom of women of her class.
“No, dear; I love him,” said Coralie, with an adorable little shrug of
the shoulders.
Those words rang in Lucien’s ears, borne to them by the fifth deadly
sin. Coralie was perfectly dressed. Every woman possesses some personal
charm in perfection, and Coralie’s toilette brought her characteristic
beauty into prominence. Her dress, moreover, like Florine’s, was of some
exquisite stuff, unknown as yet to the public, a _mousseline de soie_,
with which Camusot had been supplied a few days before the rest of the
world; for, as owner of the _Golden Cocoon_, he was a kind of Providence
in Paris to the Lyons silkweavers.
Love and toilet are like color and perfume for a woman, and Coralie
in her happiness looked lovelier than ever. A looked-for delight which
cannot elude the grasp possesses an immense charm for youth; perhaps in
their eyes the secret of the attraction of a house of pleasure lies
in the certainty of gratification; perhaps many a long fidelity is
attributable to the same cause. Love for love’s sake, first love indeed,
had blent with one of the strange violent fancies which sometimes
possess these poor creatures; and love and admiration of Lucien’s great
beauty taught Coralie to express the thoughts in her heart.
“I should love you if you were ill and ugly,” she whispered as they sat
down.
What a saying for a poet! Camusot utterly vanished, Lucien had forgotten
his existence, he saw Coralie, and had eyes for nothing else. How should
he draw back—this creature, all sensation, all enjoyment of life,
tired of the monotony of existence in a country town, weary of poverty,
harassed by enforced continence, impatient of the claustral life of the
Rue de Cluny, of toiling without reward? The fascination of the under
world of Paris was upon him; how should he rise and leave this brilliant
gathering? Lucien stood with one foot in Coralie’s chamber and the other
in the quicksands of Journalism. After so much vain search, and climbing
of so many stairs, after standing about and waiting in the Rue de
Sentier, he had found Journalism a jolly boon companion, joyous over the
wine. His wrongs had just been avenged. There were two for whom he had
vainly striven to fill the cup of humiliation and pain which he had been
made to drink to the dregs, and now to-morrow they should receive a stab
in their very hearts. “Here is a real friend!” he thought, as he looked
at Lousteau. It never crossed his mind that Lousteau already regarded
him as a dangerous rival. He had made a blunder; he had done his very
best when a colorless article would have served him admirably well.
Blondet’s remark to Finot that it would be better to come to terms with
a man of that calibre, had counteracted Lousteau’s gnawing jealousy. He
reflected that it would be prudent to keep on good terms with Lucien,
and, at the same time, to arrange with Finot to exploit this formidable
newcomer—he must be kept in poverty. The decision was made in a moment,
and the bargain made in a few whispered words.
“He has talent.”
“He will want the more.”
“Ah?”
“Good!”
“A supper among French journalists always fills me with dread,” said
the German diplomatist, with serene urbanity; he looked as he spoke at
Blondet, whom he had met at the Comtesse de Montcornet’s. “It is laid
upon you, gentlemen, to fulfil a prophecy of Blücher’s.”
“What prophecy?” asked Nathan.
“When Blücher and Sacken arrived on the heights of Montmartre in 1814
(pardon me, gentlemen, for recalling a day unfortunate for France),
Sacken (a rough brute), remarked, ‘Now we will set Paris alight!’—‘Take
very good care that you don’t,’ said Blücher. ‘France will die of
_that_, nothing else can kill her,’ and he waved his hand over the
glowing, seething city, that lay like a huge canker in the valley of
the Seine.—There are no journalists in our country, thank Heaven!”
continued the Minister after a pause. “I have not yet recovered from
the fright that the little fellow gave me, a boy of ten, in a paper cap,
with the sense of an old diplomatist. And to-night I feel as if I were
supping with lions and panthers, who graciously sheathe their claws in
my honor.”
“It is clear,” said Blondet, “that we are at liberty to inform Europe
that a serpent dropped from your Excellency’s lips this evening,
and that the venomous creature failed to inoculate Mlle. Tullia, the
prettiest dancer in Paris; and to follow up the story with a commentary
on Eve, and the Scriptures, and the first and last transgression. But
have no fear, you are our guest.”
“It would be funny,” said Finot.
“We would begin with a scientific treatise on all the serpents found
in the human heart and human body, and so proceed to the _corps
diplomatique_,” said Lousteau.
“And we could exhibit one in spirits, in a bottle of brandied cherries,”
said Vernou.
“Till you yourself would end by believing in the story,” added Vignon,
looking at the diplomatist.
“Gentlemen,” cried the Duc de Rhétoré, “let sleeping claws lie.”
“The influence and power of the press is only dawning,” said Finot.
“Journalism is in its infancy; it will grow. In ten years’ time,
everything will be brought into publicity. The light of thought will be
turned on all subjects, and——”
“The blight of thought will be over it all,” corrected Blondet.
“Here is an apothegm,” cried Claude Vignon.
“Thought will make kings,” said Lousteau.
“And undo monarchs,” said the German.
“And therefore,” said Blondet, “if the press did not exist, it would be
necessary to invent it forthwith. But here we have it, and live by it.”
“You will die of it,” returned the German diplomatist. “Can you not see
that if you enlighten the masses, and raise them in the political scale,
you make it all the harder for the individual to rise above their
level? Can you not see that if you sow the seeds of reasoning among the
working-classes, you will reap revolt, and be the first to fall victims?
What do they smash in Paris when a riot begins?”
“The street-lamps!” said Nathan; “but we are too modest to fear for
ourselves, we only run the risk of cracks.”
“As a nation, you have too much mental activity to allow any government
to run its course without interference. But for that, you would make
the conquest of Europe a second time, and win with the pen all that you
failed to keep with the sword.”
“Journalism is an evil,” said Claude Vignon. “The evil may have its
uses, but the present Government is resolved to put it down. There will
be a battle over it. Who will give way? That is the question.”
“The Government will give way,” said Blondet. “I keep telling people
that with all my might! Intellectual power is _the_ great power in
France; and the press has more wit than all men of intellect put
together, and the hypocrisy of Tartufe besides.”
“Blondet! Blondet! you are going too far!” called Finot. “Subscribers
are present.”
“You are the proprietor of one of those poison shops; you have reason to
be afraid; but I can laugh at the whole business, even if I live by it.”
“Blondet is right,” said Claude Vignon. “Journalism, so far from being
in the hands of a priesthood, came to be first a party weapon, and then
a commercial speculation, carried on without conscience or scruple, like
other commercial speculations. Every newspaper, as Blondet says, is a
shop to which people come for opinions of the right shade. If there were
a paper for hunchbacks, it would set forth plainly, morning and evening,
in its columns, the beauty, the utility, and necessity of deformity. A
newspaper is not supposed to enlighten its readers, but to supply them
with congenial opinions. Give any newspaper time enough, and it will
be base, hypocritical, shameless, and treacherous; the periodical press
will be the death of ideas, systems, and individuals; nay, it will
flourish upon their decay. It will take the credit of all creations
of the brain; the harm that it does is done anonymously. We, for
instance—I, Claude Vignon; you, Blondet; you, Lousteau; and you,
Finot—we are all Platos, Aristides, and Catos, Plutarch’s men, in
short; we are all immaculate; we may wash our hands of all iniquity.
Napoleon’s sublime aphorism, suggested by his study of the Convention,
‘No one individual is responsible for a crime committed collectively,’
sums up the whole significance of a phenomenon, moral or immoral,
whichever you please. However shamefully a newspaper may behave, the
disgrace attaches to no one person.”
“The authorities will resort to repressive legislation,” interposed du
Bruel. “A law is going to be passed, in fact.”
“Pooh!” retorted Nathan. “What is the law in France against the spirit
in which it is received, the most subtle of all solvents?”
“Ideas and opinions can only be counteracted by opinions and ideas,”
Vignon continued. “By sheer terror and despotism, and by no other means,
can you extinguish the genius of the French nation; for the language
lends itself admirably to allusion and ambiguity. Epigram breaks out the
more for repressive legislation; it is like steam in an engine without
a safety-valve.—The King, for example, does right; if a newspaper is
against him, the Minister gets all the credit of the measure, and _vice
versa_. A newspaper invents a scandalous libel—it has been misinformed.
If the victim complains, the paper gets off with an apology for
taking so great a freedom. If the case is taken into court, the editor
complains that nobody asked him to rectify the mistake; but ask for
redress, and he will laugh in your face and treat his offence as a
mere trifle. The paper scoffs if the victim gains the day; and if
heavy damages are awarded, the plaintiff is held up as an unpatriotic
obscurantist and a menace to the liberties of the country. In the course
of an article purporting to explain that Monsieur So-and-so is as honest
a man as you will find in the kingdom, you are informed that he is not
better than a common thief. The sins of the press? Pooh! mere trifles;
the curtailers of its liberties are monsters; and give him time enough,
the constant reader is persuaded to believe anything you please.
Everything which does not suit the newspaper will be unpatriotic, and
the press will be infallible. One religion will be played off against
another, and the Charter against the King. The press will hold up the
magistracy to scorn for meting out rigorous justice to the press, and
applaud its action when it serves the cause of party hatred. The most
sensational fictions will be invented to increase the circulation;
Journalism will descend to mountebanks’ tricks worthy of Bobêche;
Journalism would serve up its father with the Attic salt of its own wit
sooner than fail to interest or amuse the public; Journalism will outdo
the actor who put his son’s ashes into the urn to draw real tears from
his eyes, or the mistress who sacrifices everything to her lover.”
“Journalism is, in fact, the People in folio form,” interrupted Blondet.
“The people with hypocrisy added and generosity lacking,” said Vignon.
“All real ability will be driven out from the ranks of Journalism,
as Aristides was driven into exile by the Athenians. We shall see
newspapers started in the first instance by men of honor, falling sooner
or later into the hands of men of abilities even lower than the
average, but endowed with the resistance of flexibility of india-rubber,
qualities denied to noble genius; nay, perhaps the future newspaper
proprietor will be the tradesman with capital sufficient to buy venal
pens. We see such things already indeed, but in ten years’ time every
little youngster that has left school will take himself for a great man,
slash his predecessors from the lofty height of a newspaper column, drag
them down by the feet, and take their place.
“Napoleon did wisely when he muzzled the press. I would wager that the
Opposition papers would batter down a government of their own setting
up, just as they are battering the present government, if any demand
was refused. The more they have, the more they will want in the way
of concessions. The _parvenu_ journalist will be succeeded by the
starveling hack. There is no salve for this sore. It is a kind of
corruption which grows more and more obtrusive and malignant; the wider
it spreads, the more patiently it will be endured, until the day
comes when newspapers shall so increase and multiply in the earth that
confusion will be the result—a second Babel. We, all of us, such as
we are, have reason to know that crowned kings are less ungrateful than
kings of our profession; that the most sordid man of business is not so
mercenary nor so keen in speculation; that our brains are consumed to
furnish their daily supply of poisonous trash. And yet we, all of us,
shall continue to write, like men who work in quicksilver mines, knowing
that they are doomed to die of their trade.
“Look there,” he continued, “at that young man sitting beside
Coralie—what is his name? Lucien! He has a beautiful face; he is a
poet; and what is more, he is witty—so much the better for him. Well,
he will cross the threshold of one of those dens where a man’s intellect
is prostituted; he will put all his best and finest thought into his
work; he will blunt his intellect and sully his soul; he will be guilty
of anonymous meannesses which take the place of stratagem, pillage, and
ratting to the enemy in the warfare of _condottieri_. And when, like
hundreds more, he has squandered his genius in the service of others who
find the capital and do no work, those dealers in poisons will leave him
to starve if he is thirsty, and to die of thirst if he is starving.”
“Thanks,” said Finot.
“But, dear me,” continued Claude Vignon, “_I_ knew all this, yet here am
I in the galleys, and the arrival of another convict gives me pleasure.
We are cleverer, Blondet and I, than Messieurs This and That, who
speculate in our abilities, yet nevertheless we are always exploited by
them. We have a heart somewhere beneath the intellect; we have NOT
the grim qualities of the man who makes others work for him. We are
indolent, we like to look on at the game, we are meditative, and we are
fastidious; they will sweat our brains and blame us for improvidence.”
“I thought you would be more amusing than this!” said Florine.
“Florine is right,” said Blondet; “let us leave the cure of public evils
to those quacks the statesmen. As Charlet says, ‘Quarrel with my own
bread and butter? _Never_!’”
“Do you know what Vignon puts me in mind of?” said Lousteau. “Of one of
those fat women in the Rue du Pélican telling a schoolboy, ‘My boy, you
are too young to come here.’”
A burst of laughter followed the sally, but it pleased Coralie. The
merchants meanwhile ate and drank and listened.
“What a nation this is! You see so much good in it and so much evil,”
said the Minister, addressing the Duc de Rhétoré.—“You are prodigals
who cannot ruin yourselves, gentlemen.”
And so, by the blessing of chance, Lucien, standing on the brink of
the precipice over which he was destined to fall, heard warnings on all
sides. D’Arthez had set him on the right road, had shown him the noble
method of work, and aroused in him the spirit before which all obstacles
disappear. Lousteau himself (partly from selfish motives) had tried to
warn him away by describing Journalism and Literature in their practical
aspects. Lucien had refused to believe that there could be so much
hidden corruption; but now he had heard the journalists themselves
crying woe for their hurt, he had seen them at their work, had watched
them tearing their foster-mother’s heart to read auguries of the future.
That evening he had seen things as they are. He beheld the very heart’s
core of corruption of that Paris which Blücher so aptly described; and
so far from shuddering at the sight, he was intoxicated with enjoyment
of the intellectually stimulating society in which he found himself.
These extraordinary men, clad in armor damascened by their vices, these
intellects environed by cold and brilliant analysis, seemed so
far greater in his eyes than the grave and earnest members of the
brotherhood. And besides all this, he was reveling in his first taste of
luxury; he had fallen under the spell. His capricious instincts awoke;
for the first time in his life he drank exquisite wines, this was
his first experience of cookery carried to the pitch of a fine art.
A minister, a duke, and an opera-dancer had joined the party of
journalists, and wondered at their sinister power. Lucien felt a
horrible craving to reign over these kings, and he thought that he had
power to win his kingdom. Finally, there was this Coralie, made happy by
a few words of his. By the bright light of the wax-candles, through
the steam of the dishes and the fumes of wine, she looked sublimely
beautiful to his eyes, so fair had she grown with love. She was the
loveliest, the most beautiful actress in Paris. The brotherhood, the
heaven of noble thoughts, faded away before a temptation that appealed
to every fibre of his nature. How could it have been otherwise? Lucien’s
author’s vanity had just been gratified by the praises of those who
know; by the appreciation of his future rivals; the success of his
articles and his conquest of Coralie might have turned an older head
than his.
During the discussion, moreover, every one at table had made a
remarkably good supper, and such wines are not met with every day.
Lousteau, sitting beside Camusot, furtively poured cherry-brandy several
times into his neighbor’s wineglass, and challenged him to drink. And
Camusot drank, all unsuspicious, for he thought himself, in his own way,
a match for a journalist. The jokes became more personal when dessert
appeared and the wine began to circulate. The German Minister, a
keen-witted man of the world, made a sign to the Duke and Tullia, and
the three disappeared with the first symptoms of vociferous nonsense
which precede the grotesque scenes of an orgy in its final stage.
Coralie and Lucien had been behaving like children all the evening; as
soon as the wine was uppermost in Camusot’s head, they made good their
escape down the staircase and sprang into a cab. Camusot subsided under
the table; Matifat, looking round for him, thought that he had gone home
with Coralie, left his guests to smoke, laugh, and argue, and followed
Florine to her room. Daylight surprised the party, or more accurately,
the first dawn of light discovered one man still able to speak, and
Blondet, that intrepid champion, was proposing to the assembled sleepers
a health to Aurora the rosy-fingered.
Lucien was unaccustomed to orgies of this kind. His head was very
tolerably clear as he came down the staircase, but the fresh air was
too much for him; he was horribly drunk. When they reached the handsome
house in the Rue de Vendôme, where the actress lived, Coralie and her
waiting-woman were obliged to assist the poet to climb to the first
floor. Lucien was ignominiously sick, and very nearly fainted on the
staircase.
“Quick, Bérénice, some tea! Make some tea,” cried Coralie.
“It is nothing; it is the air,” Lucien got out, “and I have never taken
so much before in my life.”
“Poor boy! He is as innocent as a lamb,” said Bérénice, a stalwart
Norman peasant woman as ugly as Coralie was pretty. Lucien, half
unconscious, was laid at last in bed. Coralie, with Bérénice’s
assistance, undressed the poet with all a mother’s tender care.
“It is nothing,” he murmured again and again. “It is the air. Thank you,
mamma.”
“How charmingly he says ‘mamma,’” cried Coralie, putting a kiss on his
hair.
“What happiness to love such an angel, mademoiselle! Where did you pick
him up? I did not think a man could be as beautiful as you are,” said
Bérénice, when Lucien lay in bed. He was very drowsy; he knew nothing
and saw nothing; Coralie made him swallow several cups of tea, and left
him to sleep.
“Did the porter see us? Was there anyone else about?” she asked.
“No; I was sitting up for you.”
“Does Victoire know anything?”
“Rather not!” returned Bérénice.
Ten hours later Lucien awoke to meet Coralie’s eyes. She had watched by
him as he slept; he knew it, poet that he was. It was almost noon, but
she still wore the delicate dress, abominably stained, which she meant
to lay up as a relic. Lucien understood all the self-sacrifice and
delicacy of love, fain of its reward. He looked into Coralie’s eyes. In
a moment she had flung off her clothing and slipped like a serpent to
Lucien’s side.
At five o’clock in the afternoon Lucien was still sleeping, cradled in
this voluptuous paradise. He had caught glimpses of Coralie’s chamber,
an exquisite creation of luxury, a world of rose-color and white. He
had admired Florine’s apartments, but this surpassed them in its dainty
refinement.
Coralie had already risen; for if she was to play her part as the
Andalusian, she must be at the theatre by seven o’clock. Yet she had
returned to gaze at the unconscious poet, lulled to sleep in bliss; she
could not drink too deeply of this love that rose to rapture, drawing
close the bond between the heart and the senses, to steep both in
ecstasy. For in that apotheosis of human passion, which of those that
were twain on earth that they might know bliss to the full creates
one soul to rise to love in heaven, lay Coralie’s justification. Who,
moreover, would not have found excuse in Lucien’s more than human
beauty? To the actress knéeling by the bedside, happy in love within
her, it seemed that she had received love’s consecration. Bérénice broke
in upon Coralie’s rapture.
“Here comes Camusot!” cried the maid. “And he knows that you are here.”
Lucien sprang up at once. Innate generosity suggested that he was doing
Coralie an injury. Bérénice drew aside a curtain, and he fled into a
dainty dressing-room, whither Coralie and the maid brought his clothes
with magical speed.
Camusot appeared, and only then did Coralie’s eyes alight on Lucien’s
boots, warming in the fender. Bérénice had privately varnished them, and
put them before the fire to dry; and both mistress and maid alike forgot
that tell-tale witness. Bérénice left the room with a scared glance at
Coralie. Coralie flung herself into the depths of a settee, and bade
Camusot seat himself in the _gondole_, a round-backed chair that stood
opposite. But Coralie’s adorer, honest soul, dared not look his mistress
in the face; he could not take his eyes off the pair of boots.
“Ought I to make a scene and leave Coralie?” he pondered. “Is it worth
while to make a fuss about a trifle? There is a pair of boots wherever
you go. These would be more in place in a shop window or taking a walk
on the boulevard on somebody’s feet; here, however, without a pair of
feet in them, they tell a pretty plain tale. I am fifty years old, and
that is the truth; I ought to be as blind as Cupid himself.”
There was no excuse for this mean-spirited monologue. The boots were
not the high-lows at present in vogue, which an unobservant man may be
allowed to disregard up to a certain point. They were the unmistakable,
uncompromising hessians then prescribed by fashion, a pair of extremely
elegant betasseled boots, which shone in glistening contrast against
tight-fitting trousers invariably of some light color, and reflected
their surroundings like a mirror. The boots stared the honest
silk-mercer out of countenance, and, it must be added, they pained his
heart.
“What is it?” asked Coralie.
“Nothing.”
“Ring the bell,” said Coralie, smiling to herself at Camusot’s want of
spirit.—“Bérénice,” she said, when the Norman handmaid appeared, “just
bring me a button-hook, for I must put on these confounded boots again.
Don’t forget to bring them to my dressing-room to-night.”
“What?... _your_ boots?”... faltered out Camusot, breathing more freely.
“And whose should they be?” she demanded haughtily. “Were you beginning
to believe?—great stupid! Oh! and he would believe it too,” she went
on, addressing Bérénice.—“I have a man’s part in What’s-his-name’s
piece, and I have never worn a man’s clothes in my life before. The
bootmaker for the theatre brought me these things to try if I could walk
in them, until a pair can be made to measure. He put them on, but they
hurt me so much that I have taken them off, and after all I must wear
them.”
“Don’t put them on again if they are uncomfortable,” said Camusot. (The
boots had made him feel so very uncomfortable himself.)
“Mademoiselle would do better to have a pair made of very thin
morocco, sir, instead of torturing herself as she did just now; but the
management is so stingy. She was crying, sir; if I was a man and loved a
woman, I wouldn’t let her shed a tear, I know. You ought to order a pair
for her——”
“Yes, yes,” said Camusot. “Are you just getting up, Coralie?”
“Just this moment; I only came in at six o’clock after looking for you
everywhere. I was obliged to keep the cab for seven hours. So much for
your care of me; you forget me for a wine-bottle. I ought to take care
of myself now when I am to play every night so long as the _Alcalde_
draws. I don’t want to fall off after that young man’s notice of me.”
“That is a handsome boy,” said Camusot.
“Do you think so? I don’t admire men of that sort; they are too much
like women; and they do not understand how to love like you stupid old
business men. You are so bored with your own society.”
“Is monsieur dining with madame?” inquired Bérénice.
“No, my mouth is clammy.”
“You were nicely screwed yesterday. Ah! Papa Camusot, I don’t like men
who drink, I tell you at once——”
“You will give that young man a present, I suppose?” interrupted
Camusot.
“Oh! yes. I would rather do that than pay as Florine does. There, go
away with you, good-for-nothing that one loves; or give me a carriage to
save time in future.”
“You shall go in your own carriage to-morrow to your manager’s dinner at
the _Rocher de Cancale_. The new piece will not be given next Sunday.”
“Come, I am just going to dine,” said Coralie, hurrying Camusot out of
the room.
An hour later Bérénice came to release Lucien. Bérénice, Coralie’s
companion since her childhood, had a keen and subtle brain in her
unwieldy frame.
“Stay here,” she said. “Coralie is coming back alone; she even talked of
getting rid of Camusot if he is in your way; but you are too much of an
angel to ruin her, her heart’s darling as you are. She wants to clear
out of this, she says; to leave this paradise and go and live in your
garret. Oh! there are those that are jealous and envious of you, and
they have told her that you haven’t a brass farthing, and live in the
Latin Quarter; and I should go, too, you see, to do the house-work.—But
I have just been comforting her, poor child! I have been telling her
that you were too clever to do anything so silly. I was right, wasn’t
I, sir? Oh! you will see that you are her darling, her love, the god to
whom she gives her soul; yonder old fool has nothing but the body.—If
you only knew how nice she is when I hear her say her part over! My
Coralie, my little pet, she is! She deserved that God in heaven should
send her one of His angels. She was sick of the life.—She was so
unhappy with her mother that used to beat her, and sold her. Yes, sir,
sold her own child! If I had a daughter, I would wait on her hand and
foot as I wait on Coralie; she is like my own child to me.—These are
the first good times she has seen since I have been with her; the first
time that she has been really applauded. You have written something,
it seems, and they have got up a famous _claque_ for the second
performance. Braulard has been going through the play with her while you
were asleep.”
“Who? Braulard?” asked Lucien; it seemed to him that he had heard the
name before.
“He is the head of the _claqueurs_, and she was arranging with him the
places where she wished him to look after her. Florine might try to
play her some shabby trick, and take all for herself, for all she calls
herself her friend. There is such a talk about your article on the
Boulevards.—Isn’t it a bed fit for a prince,” she said, smoothing the
lace bed-spread.
She lighted the wax-candles, and to Lucien’s bewildered fancy, the house
seemed to be some palace in the _Cabinet des Fées_. Camusot had chosen
the richest stuffs from the _Golden Cocoon_ for the hangings and
window-curtains. A carpet fit for a king’s palace was spread upon the
floor. The carving of the rosewood furniture caught and imprisoned the
light that rippled over its surface. Priceless trifles gleamed from the
white marble chimney-piece. The rug beside the bed was of swan’s skins
bordered with sable. A pair of little, black velvet slippers lined with
purple silk told of happiness awaiting the poet of _The Marguerites_. A
dainty lamp hung from the ceiling draped with silk. The room was full
of flowering plants, delicate white heaths and scentless camellias,
in stands marvelously wrought. Everything called up associations of
innocence. How was it possible in these rooms to see the life that
Coralie led in its true colors? Bérénice noticed Lucien’s bewildered
expression.
“Isn’t it nice?” she said coaxingly. “You would be more comfortable
here, wouldn’t you, than in a garret?—You won’t let her do anything
rash?” she continued, setting a costly stand before him, covered with
dishes abstracted from her mistress’ dinner-table, lest the cook should
suspect that her mistress had a lover in the house.
Lucien made a good dinner. Bérénice waiting on him, the dishes were
of wrought silver, the painted porcelain plates had cost a louis d’or
apiece. The luxury was producing exactly the same effect upon him that
the sight of a girl walking the pavement, with her bare flaunting throat
and neat ankles, produces upon a schoolboy.
“How lucky Camusot is!” cried he.
“Lucky?” repeated Bérénice. “He would willingly give all that he is
worth to be in your place; he would be glad to barter his gray hair for
your golden head.”
She gave Lucien the richest wine that Bordeaux keeps for the wealthiest
English purchaser, and persuaded Lucien to go to bed to take a
preliminary nap; and Lucien, in truth, was quite willing to sleep on the
couch that he had been admiring. Bérénice had read his wish, and felt
glad for her mistress.
At half-past ten that night Lucien awoke to look into eyes brimming over
with love. There stood Coralie in most luxurious night attire. Lucien
had been sleeping; Lucien was intoxicated with love, and not with wine.
Bérénice left the room with the inquiry, “What time to-morrow morning?”
“At eleven o’clock. We will have breakfast in bed. I am not at home to
anybody before two o’clock.”
At two o’clock in the afternoon Coralie and her lover were sitting
together. The poet to all appearance had come to pay a call. Lucien had
been bathed and combed and dressed. Coralie had sent to Colliau’s for a
dozen fine shirts, a dozen cravats and a dozen pocket-handkerchiefs
for him, as well as twelve pairs of gloves in a cedar-wood box. When
a carriage stopped at the door, they both rushed to the window, and
watched Camusot alight from a handsome coupé.
“I would not have believed that one could so hate a man and luxury——”
“I am too poor to allow you to ruin yourself for me,” he replied. And
thus Lucien passed under the Caudine Forks.
“Poor pet,” said Coralie, holding him tightly to her, “do you love me
so much?—I persuaded this gentleman to call on me this morning,”
she continued, indicating Lucien to Camusot, who entered the room. “I
thought that we might take a drive in the Champs Élysées to try the
carriage.”
“Go without me,” said Camusot in a melancholy voice; “I shall not dine
with you. It is my wife’s birthday, I had forgotten that.”
“Poor Musot, how badly bored you will be!” she said, putting her arms
about his neck.
She was wild with joy at the thought that she and Lucien would handsel
this gift together; she would drive with him in the new carriage; and
in her happiness, she seemed to love Camusot, she lavished caresses upon
him.
“If only I could give you a carriage every day!” said the poor fellow.
“Now, sir, it is two o’clock,” she said, turning to Lucien, who stood in
distress and confusion, but she comforted him with an adorable gesture.
Down the stairs she went, several steps at a time, drawing Lucien after
her; the elderly merchant following in their wake like a seal on land,
and quite unable to catch them up.
Lucien enjoyed the most intoxicating of pleasures; happiness had
increased Coralie’s loveliness to the highest possible degree; she
appeared before all eyes an exquisite vision in her dainty toilette. All
Paris in the Champs Élysées beheld the lovers.
In an avenue of the Bois de Boulogne they met a calèche; Mme. d’Espard
and Mme. de Bargeton looked in surprise at Lucien, and met a scornful
glance from the poet. He saw glimpses of a great future before him, and
was about to make his power felt. He could fling them back in a glance
some of the revengeful thoughts which had gnawed his heart ever since
they planted them there. That moment was one of the sweetest in his
life, and perhaps decided his fate. Once again the Furies seized on
Lucien at the bidding of Pride. He would reappear in the world of
Paris; he would take a signal revenge; all the social pettiness hitherto
trodden under foot by the worker, the member of the brotherhood, sprang
up again afresh in his soul.
Now he understood all that Lousteau’s attack had meant. Lousteau had
served his passions; while the brotherhood, that collective mentor, had
seemed to mortify them in the interests of tiresome virtues and work
which began to look useless and hopeless in Lucien’s eyes. Work! What is
it but death to an eager pleasure-loving nature? And how easy it is
for the man of letters to slide into a _far niente_ existence of
self-indulgence, into the luxurious ways of actresses and women of easy
virtues! Lucien felt an overmastering desire to continue the reckless
life of the last two days.
The dinner at the _Rocher de Cancale_ was exquisite. All Florine’s
supper guests were there except the Minister, the Duke, and the dancer;
Camusot, too, was absent; but these gaps were filled by two famous
actors and Hector Merlin and his mistress. This charming woman, who
chose to be known as Mme. du Val-Noble, was the handsomest and most
fashionable of the class of women now euphemistically styled _lorettes_.
Lucien had spent the forty-eight hours since the success of his article
in paradise. He was fêted and envied; he gained self-possession; his
talk sparkled; he was the brilliant Lucien de Rubempré who shone for a
few months in the world of letters and art. Finot, with his infallible
instinct for discovering ability, scenting it afar as an ogre might
scent human flesh, cajoled Lucien, and did his best to secure a recruit
for the squadron under his command. And Coralie watched the manoeuvres
of this purveyor of brains, saw that Lucien was nibbling at the bait,
and tried to put him on his guard.
“Don’t make any engagement, dear boy; wait. They want to exploit you; we
will talk of it to-night.”
“Pshaw!” said Lucien. “I am sure I am quite as sharp and shrewd as they
can be.”
Finot and Hector Merlin evidently had not fallen out over that affair
of the white lines and spaces in the columns, for it was Finot who
introduced Lucien to the journalist. Coralie and Mme. du Val-Noble were
overwhelmingly amiable and polite to each other, and Mme. du Val-Noble
asked Lucien and Coralie to dine with her.
Hector Merlin, short and thin, with lips always tightly compressed, was
the most dangerous journalist present. Unbounded ambition and jealousy
smouldered within him; he took pleasure in the pain of others, and
fomented strife to turn it to his own account. His abilities were but
slender, and he had little force of character; but the natural instinct
which draws the upstart towards money and power served him as well
as fixity of purpose. Lucien and Merlin at once took a dislike to one
another, for reasons not far to seek. Merlin, unfortunately, proclaimed
aloud the thoughts that Lucien kept to himself. By the time the dessert
was put on the table, the most touching friendship appeared to prevail
among the men, each one of whom in his heart thought himself a cleverer
fellow than the rest; and Lucien as the newcomer was made much of by
them all. They chatted frankly and unrestrainedly. Hector Merlin, alone,
did not join in the laughter. Lucien asked the reason of his reserve.
“You are just entering the world of letters, I can see,” he said.
“You are a journalist with all your illusions left. You believe in
friendship. Here we are friends or foes, as it happens; we strike down a
friend with the weapon which by rights should only be turned against an
enemy. You will find out, before very long, that fine sentiments will do
nothing for you. If you are naturally kindly, learn to be ill-natured,
to be consistently spiteful. If you have never heard this golden rule
before, I give it you now in confidence, and it is no small secret. If
you have a mind to be loved, never leave your mistress until you
have made her shed a tear or two; and if you mean to make your way
in literature, let other people continually feel your teeth; make
no exception even of your friends; wound their susceptibilities, and
everybody will fawn upon you.”
Hector Merlin watched Lucien as he spoke, saw that his words went to the
neophyte’s heart like a stab, and Hector Merlin was glad. Play followed,
Lucien lost all his money, and Coralie brought him away; and he forgot
for a while, in the delights of love, the fierce excitement of the
gambler, which was to gain so strong a hold upon him.
When he left Coralie in the morning and returned to the Latin Quarter,
he took out his purse and found the money he had lost. At first he
felt miserable over the discovery, and thought of going back at once to
return a gift which humiliated him; but—he had already come as far as
the Rue de la Harpe; he would not return now that he had almost reached
the Hôtel de Cluny. He pondered over Coralie’s forethought as he went,
till he saw in it a proof of the maternal love which is blended with
passion in women of her stamp. For Coralie and her like, passion
includes every human affection. Lucien went from thought to thought, and
argued himself into accepting the gift. “I love her,” he said; “we shall
live together as husband and wife; I will never forsake her!”
What mortal, short of a Diogenes, could fail to understand Lucien’s
feelings as he climbed the dirty, fetid staircase to his lodging, turned
the key that grated in the lock, and entered and looked round at the
unswept brick floor, at the cheerless grate, at the ugly poverty and
bareness of the room.
A package of manuscript was lying on the table. It was his novel; a note
from Daniel d’Arthez lay beside it:—
“Our friends are almost satisfied with your work, dear poet,”
d’Arthez wrote. “You will be able to present it with more
confidence now, they say, to friends and enemies. We saw your
charming article on the Panorama-Dramatique; you are sure to
excite as much jealousy in the profession as regret among your
friends here. DANIEL.”
“Regrets! What does he mean?” exclaimed Lucien. The polite tone of
the note astonished him. Was he to be henceforth a stranger to the
brotherhood? He had learned to set a higher value on the good opinion
and the friendship of the circle in the Rue des Quatre-Vents since he
had tasted of the delicious fruits offered to him by the Eve of the
theatrical underworld. For some moments he stood in deep thought; he saw
his present in the garret, and foresaw his future in Coralie’s rooms.
Honorable resolution struggled with temptation and swayed him now this
way, now that. He sat down and began to look through his manuscript, to
see in what condition his friends had returned it to him. What was
his amazement, as he read chapter after chapter, to find his poverty
transmuted into riches by the cunning of the pen, and the devotion of
the unknown great men, his friends of the brotherhood. Dialogue, closely
packed, nervous, pregnant, terse, and full of the spirit of the age,
replaced his conversations, which seemed poor and pointless prattle in
comparison. His characters, a little uncertain in the drawing, now
stood out in vigorous contrast of color and relief; physiological
observations, due no doubt to Horace Bianchon, supplied links of
interpretations between human character and the curious phenomena of
human life—subtle touches which made his men and women live. His
wordy passages of description were condensed and vivid. The misshapen,
ill-clad child of his brain had returned to him as a lovely maiden,
with white robes and rosy-hued girdle and scarf—an entrancing creation.
Night fell and took him by surprise, reading through rising tears,
stricken to earth by such greatness of soul, feeling the worth of such
a lesson, admiring the alterations, which taught him more of literature
and art than all his four years’ apprenticeship of study and reading and
comparison. A master’s correction of a line made upon the study always
teaches more than all the theories and criticisms in the world.
“What friends are these! What hearts! How fortunate I am!” he cried,
grasping his manuscript tightly.
With the quick impulsiveness of a poetic and mobile temperament, he
rushed off to Daniel’s lodging. As he climbed the stairs, and thought of
these friends, who refused to leave the path of honor, he felt conscious
that he was less worthy of them than before. A voice spoke within him,
telling him that if d’Arthez had loved Coralie, he would have had her
break with Camusot. And, besides this, he knew that the brotherhood held
journalism in utter abhorrence, and that he himself was already, to some
small extent, a journalist. All of them, except Meyraux, who had just
gone out, were in d’Arthez’s room when he entered it, and saw that all
their faces were full of sorrow and despair.
“What is it?” he cried.
“We have just heard news of a dreadful catastrophe; the greatest thinker
of the age, our most loved friend, who was like a light among us for two
years——”
“Louis Lambert!”
“Has fallen a victim to catalepsy. There is no hope for him,” said
Bianchon.
“He will die, his soul wandering in the skies, his body unconscious on
earth,” said Michel Chrestien solemnly.
“He will die as he lived,” said d’Arthez.
“Love fell like a firebrand in the vast empire of his brain and burned
him away,” said Léon Giraud.
“Yes,” said Joseph Bridau, “he has reached a height that we cannot so
much as see.”
“_We_ are to be pitied, not Louis,” said Fulgence Ridal.
“Perhaps he will recover,” exclaimed Lucien.
“From what Meyraux has been telling us, recovery seems impossible,”
answered Bianchon. “Medicine has no power over the change that is
working in his brain.”
“Yet there are physical means,” said d’Arthez.
“Yes,” said Bianchon; “we might produce imbecility instead of
catalepsy.”
“Is there no way of offering another head to the spirit of evil? I would
give mine to save him!” cried Michel Chrestien.
“And what would become of European federation?” asked d’Arthez.
“Ah! true,” replied Michel Chrestien. “Our duty to Humanity comes first;
to one man afterwards.”
“I came here with a heart full of gratitude to you all,” said Lucien.
“You have changed my alloy into golden coin.”
“Gratitude! For what do you take us?” asked Bianchon.
“We had the pleasure,” added Fulgence.
“Well, so you are a journalist, are you?” asked Léon Giraud. “The fame
of your first appearance has reached even the Latin Quarter.”
“I am not a journalist yet,” returned Lucien.
“Aha! So much the better,” said Michel Chrestien.
“I told you so!” said d’Arthez. “Lucien knows the value of a clean
conscience. When you can say to yourself as you lay your head on the
pillow at night, ‘I have not sat in judgment on another man’s work; I
have given pain to no one; I have not used the edge of my wit to deal
a stab to some harmless soul; I have sacrificed no one’s success to a
jest; I have not even troubled the happiness of imbecility; I have not
added to the burdens of genius; I have scorned the easy triumphs of
epigram; in short, I have not acted against my convictions,’ is not this
a viaticum that gives one daily strength?”
“But one can say all this, surely, and yet work on a newspaper,” said
Lucien. “If I had absolutely no other way of earning a living, I should
certainly come to this.”
“Oh! oh! oh!” cried Fulgence, his voice rising a note each time; “we are
capitulating, are we?”
“He will turn journalist,” Léon Giraud said gravely. “Oh, Lucien, if you
would only stay and work with us! We are about to bring out a periodical
in which justice and truth shall never be violated; we will spread
doctrines that, perhaps, will be of real service to mankind——”
“You will not have a single subscriber,” Lucien broke in with
Machiavellian wisdom.
“There will be five hundred of them,” asserted Michel Chrestien, “but
they will be worth five hundred thousand.”
“You will néed a lot of capital,” continued Lucien.
“No, only devotion,” said d’Arthez.
“Anybody might take him for a perfumer’s assistant,” burst out Michel
Chrestien, looking at Lucien’s head, and sniffing comically. “You were
seen driving about in a very smart turnout with a pair of thoroughbreds,
and a mistress for a prince, Coralie herself.”
“Well, and is there any harm in it?”
“You would not say that if you thought that there was no harm in it,”
said Bianchon.
“I could have wished Lucien a Beatrice,” said d’Arthez, “a noble woman,
who would have been a help to him in life——”
“But, Daniel,” asked Lucien, “love is love wherever you find it, is it
not?”
“Ah!” said the republican member, “on that one point I am an aristocrat.
I could not bring myself to love a woman who must rub shoulders with all
sorts of people in the green-room; whom an actor kisses on stage; she
must lower herself before the public, smile on every one, lift her
skirts as she dances, and dress like a man, that all the world may
see what none should see save I alone. Or if I loved such a woman, she
should leave the stage, and my love should cleanse her from the stain of
it.”
“And if she would not leave the stage?”
“I should die of mortification, jealousy, and all sorts of pain. You
cannot pluck love out of your heart as you draw a tooth.”
Lucien’s face grew dark and thoughtful.
“When they find out that I am tolerating Camusot, how they will despise
me,” he thought.
“Look here,” said the fierce republican, with humorous fierceness, “you
can be a great writer, but a little play-actor you shall never be,” and
he took up his hat and went out.
“He is hard, is Michel Chrestien,” commented Lucien.
“Hard and salutary, like the dentist’s pincers,” said Bianchon. “Michel
foresees your future; perhaps in the street, at this moment, he is
thinking of you with tears in his eyes.”
D’Arthez was kind, and talked comfortingly, and tried to cheer
Lucien. The poet spent an hour with his friends, then he went, but
his conscience treated him hardly, crying to him, “You will be a
journalist—a journalist!” as the witch cried to Macbeth that he should
be king hereafter!
Out in the street, he looked up at d’Arthez’s windows, and saw a faint
light shining in them, and his heart sank. A dim foreboding told him
that he had bidden his friends good-bye for the last time.
As he turned out of the Place de la Sorbonne into the Rue de Cluny, he
saw a carriage at the door of his lodging. Coralie had driven all the
way from the Boulevard du Temple for the sake of a moment with her lover
and a “good-night.” Lucien found her sobbing in his garret. She would be
as wretchedly poor as her poet, she wept, as she arranged his shirts and
gloves and handkerchiefs in the crazy chest of drawers. Her distress
was so real and so great, that Lucien, but even now chidden for his
connection with an actress, saw Coralie as a saint ready to assume the
hair-shirt of poverty. The adorable girl’s excuse for her visit was
an announcement that the firm of Camusot, Coralie, and Lucien meant to
invite Matifat, Florine, and Lousteau (the second trio) to supper; had
Lucien any invitations to issue to people who might be useful to him?
Lucien said that he would take counsel of Lousteau.
A few moments were spent together, and Coralie hurried away. She spared
Lucien the knowledge that Camusot was waiting for her below.
Next morning, at eight o’clock, Lucien went to Étienne Lousteau’s room,
found it empty, and hurried away to Florine. Lousteau and Florine,
settled into possession of their new quarters like a married couple,
received their friend in the pretty bedroom, and all three breakfasted
sumptuously together.
“Why, I should advise you, my boy, to come with me to see Félicien
Vernou,” said Lousteau, when they sat at table, and Lucien had mentioned
Coralie’s projected supper; “ask him to be of the party, and keep well
with him, if you can keep well with such a rascal. Félicien Vernou does
a _feuilleton_ for a political paper; he might perhaps introduce you,
and you could blossom out into leaders in it at your ease. It is a
Liberal paper, like ours; you will be a Liberal, that is the popular
party; and besides, if you mean to go over to the Ministerialists, you
would do better for yourself if they had reason to be afraid of you.
Then there is Hector Merlin and his Mme. du Val-Noble; you meet great
people at their house—dukes and dandies and millionaires; didn’t they
ask you and Coralie to dine with them?”
“Yes,” replied Lucien; “you are going too, and so is Florine.” Lucien
and Étienne were now on familiar terms after Friday’s debauch and the
dinner at the _Rocher de Cancale_.
“Very well, Merlin is on the paper; we shall come across him pretty
often; he is the chap to follow close on Finot’s heels. You would do
well to pay him attention; ask him and Mme. du Val-Noble to supper. He
may be useful to you before long; for rancorous people are always in
néed of others, and he may do you a good turn if he can reckon on your
pen.”
“Your beginning has made enough sensation to smooth your way,” said
Florine; “take advantage of it at once, or you will soon be forgotten.”
“The bargain, the great business, is concluded,” Lousteau continued.
“That Finot, without a spark of talent in him, is to be editor of
Dauriat’s weekly paper, with a salary of six hundred francs per month,
and owner of a sixth share, for which he has not paid one penny. And I,
my dear fellow, am now editor of our little paper. Everything went
off as I expected; Florine managed superbly, she could give points to
Tallyrand himself.”
“We have a hold on men through their pleasures,” said Florine, “while a
diplomatist only works on their self-love. A diplomatist sees a man made
up for the occasion; we know him in his moments of folly, so our power
is greater.”
“And when the thing was settled, Matifat made the first and last joke of
his whole druggist’s career,” put in Lousteau. “He said, ‘This affair is
quite in my line; I am supplying drugs to the public.’”
“I suspect that Florine put him up to it,” cried Lucien.
“And by these means, my little dear, your foot is in the stirrup,”
continued Lousteau.
“You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth,” remarked Florine.
“What lots of young fellows wait for years, wait till they are sick of
waiting, for a chance to get an article into a paper! You will do like
Émile Blondet. In six months’ time you will be giving yourself high and
mighty airs,” she added, with a mocking smile, in the language of her
class.
“Haven’t I been in Paris for three years?” said Lousteau, “and only
yesterday Finot began to pay me a fixed monthly salary of three hundred
francs, and a hundred francs per sheet for his paper.”
“Well; you are saying nothing!” exclaimed Florine, with her eyes turned
on Lucien.
“We shall see,” said Lucien.
“My dear boy, if you had been my brother, I could not have done more
for you,” retorted Lousteau, somewhat nettled, “but I won’t answer for
Finot. Scores of sharp fellows will besiege Finot for the next two days
with offers to work for low pay. I have promised for you, but you can
draw back if you like.—You little know how lucky you are,” he added
after a pause. “All those in our set combine to attack an enemy in
various papers, and lend each other a helping hand all round.”
“Let us go in the first place to Félicien Vernou,” said Lucien. He was
eager to conclude an alliance with such formidable birds of prey.
Lousteau sent for a cab, and the pair of friends drove to Vernou’s house
on the second floor up an alley in the Rue Mandar. To Lucien’s great
astonishment, the harsh, fastidious, and severe critic’s surroundings
were vulgar to the last degree. A marbled paper, cheap and shabby, with
a meaningless pattern repeated at regular intervals, covered the walls,
and a series of aqua tints in gilt frames decorated the apartment, where
Vernou sat at table with a woman so plain that she could only be the
legitimate mistress of the house, and two very small children perched
on high chairs with a bar in front to prevent the infants from tumbling
out. Félicien Vernou, in a cotton dressing-gown contrived out of the
remains of one of his wife’s dresses, was not over well pleased by this
invasion.
“Have you breakfasted, Lousteau?” he asked, placing a chair for Lucien.
“We have just left Florine; we have been breakfasting with her.”
Lucien could not take his eyes off Mme. Vernou. She looked like a stout,
homely cook, with a tolerably fair complexion, but commonplace to
the last degree. The lady wore a bandana tied over her night-cap, the
strings of the latter article of dress being tied so tightly under
the chin that her puffy cheeks stood out on either side. A shapeless,
beltless garment, fastened by a single button at the throat, enveloped
her from head to foot in such a fashion that a comparison to a milestone
at once suggested itself. Her health left no room for hope; her cheeks
were almost purple; her fingers looked like sausages. In a moment it
dawned upon Lucien how it was that Vernou was always so ill at ease in
society; here was the living explanation of his misanthropy. Sick of his
marriage, unable to bring himself to abandon his wife and family, he had
yet sufficient of the artistic temper to suffer continually from their
presence; Vernou was an actor by nature bound never to pardon the
success of another, condemned to chronic discontent because he was never
content with himself. Lucien began to understand the sour look which
seemed to add to the bleak expression of envy on Vernou’s face; the
acerbity of the epigrams with which his conversation was sown, the
journalist’s pungent phrases, keen and elaborately wrought as a
stiletto, were at once explained.
“Let us go into my study,” Vernou said, rising from the table; “you have
come on business, no doubt.”
“Yes and no,” replied Étienne Lousteau. “It is a supper, old chap.”
“I have brought a message from Coralie,” said Lucien (Mme. Vernou looked
up at once at the name), “to ask you to supper to-night at her house
to meet the same company as before at Florine’s, and a few more
besides—Hector Merlin and Mme. du Val-Noble and some others. There will
be play afterwards.”
“But we are engaged to Mme. Mahoudeau this evening, dear,” put in the
wife.
“What does that matter?” returned Vernou.
“She will take offence if we don’t go; and you are very glad of her when
you have a bill to discount.”
“This wife of mine, my dear boy, can never be made to understand that a
supper engagement for twelve o’clock does not prevent you from going to
an evening party that comes to an end at eleven. She is always with me
while I work,” he added.
“You have so much imagination!” said Lucien, and thereby made a mortal
enemy of Vernou.
“Well,” continued Lousteau, “you are coming; but that is not all. M. de
Rubempré is about to be one of us, so you must push him in your paper.
Give him out for a chap that will make a name for himself in literature,
so that he can put in at least a couple of articles every month.”
“Yes, if he means to be one of us, and will attack our enemies, as
we will attack his, I will say a word for him at the Opera to-night,”
replied Vernou.
“Very well—good-bye till to-morrow, my boy,” said Lousteau, shaking
hands with every sign of cordiality. “When is your book coming out?”
“That depends on Dauriat; it is ready,” said Vernou _pater-familias_.
“Are you satisfied?”
“Yes and no——”
“We will get up a success,” said Lousteau, and he rose with a bow to his
colleague’s wife.
The abrupt departure was necessary indeed; for the two infants, engaged
in a noisy quarrel, were fighting with their spoons, and flinging the
pap in each other’s faces.
“That, my boy, is a woman who all unconsciously will work great havoc
in contemporary literature,” said Étienne, when they came away. “Poor
Vernou cannot forgive us for his wife. He ought to be relieved of her in
the interests of the public; and a deluge of blood-thirsty reviews and
stinging sarcasms against successful men of every sort would be averted.
What is to become of a man with such a wife and that pair of abominable
brats? Have you seen Rigaudin in Picard’s _La Maison en Loterie_? You
have? Well, like Rigaudin, Vernou will not fight himself, but he will
set others fighting; he would give an eye to put out both eyes in the
head of the best friend he has. You will see him using the bodies of
the slain for a stepping-stone, rejoicing over every one’s misfortunes,
attacking princes, dukes, marquises, and nobles, because he himself is
a commoner; reviling the work of unmarried men because he forsooth has
a wife; and everlastingly preaching morality, the joys of domestic life,
and the duties of the citizen. In short, this very moral critic will
spare no one, not even infants of tender age. He lives in the Rue Mandar
with a wife who might be the _Mamamouchi_ of the _Bourgeois gentilhomme_
and a couple of little Vernous as ugly as sin. He tries to snéer at
the Faubourg Saint-Germain, where he will never set foot, and makes his
duchesses talk like his wife. That is the sort of man to raise a howl
at the Jesuits, insult the Court, and credit the Court party with the
design of restoring feudal rights and the right of primogeniture—just
the one to preach a crusade for Equality, he that thinks himself the
equal of no one. If he were a bachelor, he would go into society; if he
were in a fair way to be a Royalist poet with a pension and the Cross
of the Legion of Honor, he would be an optimist, and journalism offers
starting-points by the hundred. Journalism is the giant catapult set in
motion by pigmy hatreds. Have you any wish to marry after this? Vernou
has none of the milk of human kindness in him, it is all turned to gall;
and he is emphatically the Journalist, a tiger with two hands that tears
everything to pieces, as if his pen had the hydrophobia.”
“It is a case of gunophobia,” said Lucien. “Has he ability?”
“He is witty, he is a writer of articles. He incubates articles; he does
that all his life and nothing else. The most dogged industry would fail
to graft a book on his prose. Félicien is incapable of conceiving a work
on a large scale, of broad effects, of fitting characters harmoniously
in a plot which develops till it reaches a climax. He has ideas, but
he has no knowledge of facts; his heroes are utopian creatures,
philosophical or Liberal notions masquerading. He is at pains to
write an original style, but his inflated periods would collapse at a
pin-prick from a critic; and therefore he goes in terror of reviews,
like every one else who can only keep his head above water with the
bladders of newspaper puffs.”
“What an article you are making out of him!”
“That particular kind, my boy, must be spoken, and never written.”
“You are turning editor,” said Lucien.
“Where shall I put you down?”
“At Coralie’s.”
“Ah! we are infatuated,” said Lousteau. “What a mistake! Do as I do with
Florine, let Coralie be your housekeeper, and take your fling.”
“You would send a saint to perdition,” laughed Lucien.
“Well, there is no damning a devil,” retorted Lousteau.
The flippant tone, the brilliant talk of this new friend, his views of
life, his paradoxes, the axioms of Parisian Machiavelism,—all these
things impressed Lucien unawares. Theoretically the poet knew that such
thoughts were perilous; but he believed them practically useful.
Arrived in the Boulevard du Temple, the friends agreed to meet at the
office between four and five o’clock. Hector Merlin would doubtless be
there. Lousteau was right. The infatuation of desire was upon Lucien;
for the courtesan who loves knows how to grapple her lover to her
by every weakness in his nature, fashioning herself with incredible
flexibility to his every wish, encouraging the soft, effeminate habits
which strengthen her hold. Lucien was thirsting already for enjoyment;
he was in love with the easy, luxurious, and expensive life which the
actress led.
He found Coralie and Camusot intoxicated with joy. The Gymnase offered
Coralie an engagement after Easter on terms for which she had never
dared to hope.
“And this great success is owing to you,” said Camusot.
“Yes, surely. _The Alcalde_ would have fallen flat but for him,” cried
Coralie; “if there had been no article, I should have been in for
another six years of the Boulevard theatres.”
She danced up to Lucien and flung her arms round him, putting an
indescribable silken softness and sweetness into her enthusiasm. Love
had come to Coralie. And Camusot? his eyes fell. Looking down after the
wont of mankind in moments of sharp pain, he saw the seam of Lucien’s
boots, a deep yellow thread used by the best bootmakers of that time, in
strong contrast with the glistening leather. The color of that seam had
tinged his thoughts during a previous conversation with himself, as
he sought to explain the presence of a mysterious pair of hessians in
Coralie’s fender. He remembered now that he had seen the name of “Gay,
Rue de la Michodière,” printed in black letters on the soft white kid
lining.
“You have a handsome pair of boots, sir,” he said.
“Like everything else about him,” said Coralie.
“I should be very glad of your bootmaker’s address.”
“Oh, how like the Rue des Bourdonnais to ask for a tradesman’s address,”
cried Coralie. “Do _you_ intend to patronize a young man’s bootmaker? A
nice young man you would make! Do keep to your own top-boots; they are
the kind for a steady-going man with a wife and family and a mistress.”
“Indeed, if you would take off one of your boots, sir, I should be very
much obliged,” persisted Camusot.
“I could not get it on again without a button-hook,” said Lucien,
flushing up.
“Bérénice will fetch you one; we can do with some here,” jeered Camusot.
“Papa Camusot!” said Coralie, looking at him with cruel scorn, “have the
courage of your pitiful baseness. Come, speak out! You think that this
gentleman’s boots are very like mine, do you not?—I forbid you to take
off your boots,” she added, turning to Lucien.—“Yes, M. Camusot. Yes,
you saw some boots lying about in the fender here the other day,
and that is the identical pair, and this gentleman was hiding in my
dressing-room at the time, waiting for them; and he had passed the night
here. That was what you were thinking, _hein_? Think so; I would rather
you did. It is the simple truth. I am deceiving you. And if I am? I do
it to please myself.”
She sat down. There was no anger in her face, no embarrassment; she
looked from Camusot to Lucien. The two men avoided each other’s eyes.
“I will believe nothing that you do not wish me to believe,” said
Camusot. “Don’t play with me, Coralie; I was wrong——”
“I am either a shameless baggage that has taken a sudden fancy; or a
poor, unhappy girl who feels what love really is for the first time, the
love that all women long for. And whichever way it is, you must leave
me or take me as I am,” she said, with a queenly gesture that crushed
Camusot.
“Is it really true?” he asked, seeing from their faces that this was no
jest, yet begging to be deceived.
“I love mademoiselle,” Lucien faltered out.
At that word, Coralie sprang to her poet and held him tightly to her;
then, with her arms still about him, she turned to the silk-mercer, as
if to bid him see the beautiful picture made by two young lovers.
“Poor Musot, take all that you gave to me back again; I do not want
to keep anything of yours; for I love this boy here madly, not for his
intellect, but for his beauty. I would rather starve with him than have
millions with you.”
Camusot sank into a low chair, hid his face in his hands, and said not a
word.
“Would you like us to go away?” she asked. There was a note of ferocity
in her voice which no words can describe.
Cold chills ran down Lucien’s spine; he beheld himself burdened with a
woman, an actress, and a household.
“Stay here, Coralie; keep it all,” the old tradesman said at last, in a
faint, unsteady voice that came from his heart; “I don’t want anything
back. There is the worth of sixty thousand francs here in the furniture;
but I could not bear to think of my Coralie in want. And yet, it will
not be long before you come to want. However great this gentleman’s
talent may be, he can’t afford to keep you. We old fellows must expect
this sort of thing. Coralie, let me come and see you sometimes; I may be
of use to you. And—I confess it; I cannot live without you.”
The poor man’s gentleness, stripped as he was of his happiness just as
happiness had reached its height, touched Lucien deeply. Coralie was
quite unsoftened by it.
“Come as often as you wish, poor Musot,” she said; “I shall like you all
the better when I don’t pretend to love you.”
Camusot seemed to be resigned to his fate so long as he was not driven
out of the earthly paradise, in which his life could not have been all
joy; he trusted to the chances of life in Paris and to the temptations
that would beset Lucien’s path; he would wait a while, and all that
had been his should be his again. Sooner or later, thought the wily
tradesman, this handsome young fellow would be unfaithful; he would keep
a watch on him; and the better to do this and use his opportunity with
Coralie, he would be their friend. The persistent passion that could
consent to such humiliation terrified Lucien. Camusot’s proposal of a
dinner at Véry’s in the Palais Royal was accepted.
“What joy!” cried Coralie, as soon as Camusot had departed. “You will
not go back now to your garret in the Latin Quarter; you will live here.
We shall always be together. You can take a room in the Rue Charlot for
the sake of appearances, and _vogue le galère_!”
She began to dance her Spanish dance, with an excited eagerness that
revealed the strength of the passion in her heart.
“If I work hard I may make five hundred francs a month,” Lucien said.
“And I shall make as much again at the theatre, without counting extras.
Camusot will pay for my dresses as before. He is fond of me! We can live
like Croesus on fifteen hundred francs a month.”
“And the horses? and the coachman? and the footman?” inquired Bérénice.
“I will get into debt,” said Coralie. And she began to dance with
Lucien.
“I must close with Finot after this,” Lucien exclaimed.
“There!” said Coralie, “I will dress and take you to your office. I will
wait outside in the boulevard for you with the carriage.”
Lucien sat down on the sofa and made some very sober reflections as he
watched Coralie at her toilet. It would have been wiser to leave Coralie
free than to start all at once with such an establishment; but Coralie
was there before his eyes, and Coralie was so lovely, so graceful,
so bewitching, that the more picturesque aspects of bohemia were in
evidence; and he flung down the gauntlet to fortune.
Bérénice was ordered to superintend Lucien’s removal and installation;
and Coralie, triumphant, radiant, and happy, carried off her love,
her poet, and must néeds go all over Paris on the way to the Rue
Saint-Fiacre. Lucien sprang lightly up the staircase, and entered the
office with an air of being quite at home. Coloquinte was there with
the stamped paper still on his head; and old Giroudeau told him again,
hypocritically enough, that no one had yet come in.
“But the editor and contributors _must_ meet somewhere or other to
arrange about the journal,” said Lucien.
“Very likely; but I have nothing to do with the writing of the paper,”
said the Emperor’s captain, resuming his occupation of checking off
wrappers with his eternal broum! broum!
Was it lucky or unlucky? Finot chanced to come in at that very moment
to announce his sham abdication and to bid Giroudeau watch over his
interests.
“No shilly-shally with this gentleman; he is on the staff,” Finot added
for his uncle’s benefit, as he grasped Lucien by the hand.
“Oh! is he on the paper?” exclaimed Giroudeau, much surprised at this
friendliness. “Well, sir, you came on without much difficulty.”
“I want to make things snug for you here, lest Étienne should bamboozle
you,” continued Finot, looking knowingly at Lucien. “This gentleman will
be paid three francs per column all round, including theatres.”
“You have never taken any one on such terms before,” said Giroudeau,
opening his eyes.
“And he will take the four Boulevard theatres. See that nobody sneaks
his boxes, and that he gets his share of tickets.—I should advise you,
nevertheless, to have them sent to your address,” he added, turning to
Lucien.—“And he agrees to write besides ten miscellaneous articles of
two columns each, for fifty francs per month, for one year. Does that
suit you?”
“Yes,” said Lucien. Circumstances had forced his hand.
“Draw up the agreement, uncle, and we will sign it when we come
downstairs.”
“Who is the gentleman?” inquired Giroudeau, rising and taking off his
black silk skull-cap.
“M. Lucien de Rubempré, who wrote the article on _The Alcalde_.”
“Young man, you have a gold mine _there_,” said the old soldier, tapping
Lucien on the forehead. “I am not literary myself, but I read that
article of yours, and I liked it. That is the kind of thing! There’s
gaiety for you! ‘That will bring us new subscribers,’ says I to myself.
And so it did. We sold fifty more numbers.”
“Is my agreement with Lousteau made out in duplicate and ready to sign?”
asked Finot, speaking aside.
“Yes.”
“Then ante-date this gentleman’s agreement by one day, so that Lousteau
will be bound by the previous contract.”
Finot took his new contributor’s arm with a friendliness that charmed
Lucien, and drew him out on the landing to say:—
“Your position is made for you. I will introduce you to _my_ staff
myself, and to-night Lousteau will go round with you to the theatres.
You can make a hundred and fifty francs per month on this little paper
of ours with Lousteau as its editor, so try to keep well with him. The
rogue bears a grudge against me as it is, for tying his hands so far
as you are concerned; but you have ability, and I don’t choose that you
shall be subjected to the whims of the editor. You might let me have
a couple of sheets every month for my review, and I will pay you two
hundred francs. This is between ourselves, don’t mention it to anybody
else; I should be laid open to the spite of every one whose vanity
is mortified by your good fortune. Write four articles, fill your two
sheets, sign two with your own name, and two with a pseudonym, so that
you may not seem to be taking the bread out of anybody else’s mouth.
You owe your position to Blondet and Vignon; they think that you have a
future before you. So keep out of scrapes, and, above all things, be on
your guard against your friends. As for me, we shall always get on
well together, you and I. Help me, and I will help you. You have forty
francs’ worth of boxes and tickets to sell, and sixty francs’ worth of
books to convert into cash. With that and your work on the paper, you
will be making four hundred and fifty francs every month. If you use
your wits, you will find ways of making another two hundred francs
at least among the publishers; they will pay you for reviews and
prospectuses. But you are mine, are you not? I can count upon you.”
Lucien squeezed Finot’s hand in transports of joy which no words can
express.
“Don’t let any one see that anything has passed between us,” said Finot
in his ear, and he flung open a door of a room in the roof at the end of
a long passage on the fifth floor.
A table covered with a green cloth was drawn up to a blazing fire,
and seated in various chairs and lounges Lucien discovered Lousteau,
Félicien Vernou, Hector Merlin, and two others unknown to him, all
laughing or smoking. A real inkstand, full of ink this time, stood on
the table among a great litter of papers; while a collection of pens,
the worse for wear, but still serviceable for journalists, told the new
contributor very plainly that the mighty enterprise was carried on in
this apartment.
“Gentlemen,” said Finot, “the object of this gathering is the
installation of our friend Lousteau in my place as editor of the
newspaper which I am compelled to relinquish. But although my opinions
will necessarily undergo a transformation when I accept the editorship
of a review of which the politics are known to you, my _convictions_
remain the same, and we shall be friends as before. I am quite at
your service, and you likewise will be ready to do anything for me.
Circumstances change; principles are fixed. Principles are the pivot on
which the hands of the political barometer turn.”
There was an instant shout of laughter.
“Who put that into your mouth?” asked Lousteau.
“Blondet!” said Finot.
“Windy, showery, stormy, settled fair,” said Merlin; “we will all row in
the same boat.”
“In short,” continued Finot, “not to muddle our wits with metaphors,
any one who has an article or two for me will always find Finot.—This
gentleman,” turning to Lucien, “will be one of you.—I have arranged
with him, Lousteau.”
Every one congratulated Finot on his advance and new prospects.
“So there you are, mounted on our shoulders,” said a contributor whom
Lucien did not know. “You will be the Janus of Journal——”
“So long as he isn’t the Janot,” put in Vernou.
“Are you going to allow us to make attacks on our _bêtes noires_?”
“Any one you like.”
“Ah, yes!” said Lousteau; “but the paper must keep on its lines. M.
Châtelet is very wroth; we shall not let him off for a week yet.”
“What has happened?” asked Lucien.
“He came here to ask for an explanation,” said Vernou. “The Imperial
buck found old Giroudeau at home; and old Giroudeau told him, with
all the coolness in the world, that Philippe Bridau wrote the article.
Philippe asked the Baron to mention the time and the weapons, and there
it ended. We are engaged at this moment in offering excuses to the Baron
in to-morrow’s issue. Every phrase is a stab for him.”
“Keep your teeth in him and he will come round to me,” said Finot; “and
it will look as if I were obliging him by appeasing you. He can say a
word to the Ministry, and we can get something or other out of him—an
assistant schoolmaster’s place, or a tobacconist’s license. It is a
lucky thing for us that we flicked him on the raw. Does anybody here
care to take a serious article on Nathan for my new paper?”
“Give it to Lucien,” said Lousteau. “Hector and Vernou will write
articles in their papers at the same time.”
“Good-day, gentlemen; we shall meet each other face to face at
Barbin’s,” said Finot, laughing.
Lucien received some congratulations on his admission to the mighty army
of journalists, and Lousteau explained that they could be sure of
him. “Lucien wants you all to sup in a body at the house of the fair
Coralie.”
“Coralie is going on at the Gymnase,” said Lucien.
“Very well, gentlemen; it is understood that we push Coralie, eh? Put
a few lines about her new engagement in your papers, and say something
about her talent. Credit the management of the Gymnase with tact and
discernment; will it do to say intelligence?”
“Yes, say intelligence,” said Merlin; “Frédéric has something of
Scribe’s.”
“Oh! Well, then, the manager of the Gymnase is the most perspicacious
and far-sighted of men of business,” said Vernou.
“Look here! don’t write your articles on Nathan until we have come to an
understanding; you shall hear why,” said Étienne Lousteau. “We ought
to do something for our new comrade. Lucien here has two books to bring
out—a volume of sonnets and a novel. The power of the paragraph should
make him a great poet due in three months; and we will make use of his
sonnets (_Marguerites_ is the title) to run down odes, ballads, and
reveries, and all the Romantic poetry.”
“It would be a droll thing if the sonnets were no good after all,” said
Vernou.—“What do you yourself think of your sonnets, Lucien?”
“Yes, what do you think of them?” asked one of the two whom Lucien did
not know.
“They are all right, gentlemen; I give you my word,” said Lousteau.
“Very well, that will do for me,” said Vernou; “I will heave your book
at the poets of the sacristy; I am tired of them.”
“If Dauriat declines to take the _Marguerites_ this evening, we will
attack him by pitching into Nathan.”
“But what will Nathan say?” cried Lucien.
His five colleagues burst out laughing.
“Oh! he will be delighted,” said Vernou. “You will see how we manage
these things.”
“So he is one of us?” said one of the two journalists.
“Yes, yes, Frédéric; no tricks.—We are all working for you, Lucien, you
see; you must stand by us when your turn comes. We are all friends
of Nathan’s, and we are attacking him. Now, let us divide Alexander’s
empire.—Frédéric, will you take the Français and the Odéon?”
“If these gentlemen are willing,” returned the person addressed as
Frédéric. The others nodded assent, but Lucien saw a gleam of jealousy
here and there.
“I am keeping the Opera, the Italiens, and the Opera-Comique,” put in
Vernou.
“And how about me? Am I to have no theatres at all?” asked the second
stranger.
“Oh well, Hector can let you have the Variétés, and Lucien can spare you
the Porte Saint-Martin.—Let him have the Porte Saint-Martin, Lucien,
he is wild about Fanny Beaupré; and you can take the Cirque-Olympique in
exchange. I shall have Bobino and the Funambules and Madame Saqui. Now,
what have we for to-morrow?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“Nothing.”
“Gentlemen, be brilliant for my first number. The Baron du Châtelet
and his cuttlefish bone will not last for a week, and the writer of _Le
Solitaire_ is worn out.”
“And ‘Sosthenes-Demosthenes’ is stale too,” said Vernou; “everybody has
taken it up.”
“The fact is, we want a new set of ninepins,” said Frédéric.
“Suppose that we take the virtuous representatives of the Right?”
suggested Lousteau. “We might say that M. de Bonald has sweaty feet.”
“Let us begin a series of sketches of Ministerialist orators,” suggested
Hector Merlin.
“You do that, youngster; you know them; they are your own party,” said
Lousteau; “you could indulge any little private grudges of your own.
Pitch into Beugnot and Syrieys de Mayrinhac and the rest. You might have
the sketches ready in advance, and we shall have something to fall back
upon.”
“How if we invented one or two cases of refusal of burial with
aggravating circumstances?” asked Hector.
“Do not follow in the tracks of the big Constitutional papers; they have
pigeon-holes full of ecclesiastical _canards_,” retorted Vernou.
“_Canards_?” repeated Lucien.
“That is our word for a scrap of fiction told for true, put in to
enliven the column of morning news when it is flat. We owe the discovery
to Benjamin Franklin, the inventor of the lightning conductor and the
republic. That journalist completely deceived the Encyclopaedists by
his transatlantic _canards_. Raynal gives two of them for facts in his
_Histoire philosophique des Indes_.”
“I did not know that,” said Vernou. “What were the stories?”
“One was a tale about an Englishman and a negress who helped him to
escape; he sold the woman for a slave after getting her with child
himself to enhance her value. The other was the eloquent defence of a
young woman brought before the authorities for bearing a child out of
wedlock. Franklin owned to the fraud in Necker’s house when he came to
Paris, much to the confusion of French philosophism. Behold how the New
World twice set a bad example to the Old!”
“In journalism,” said Lousteau, “everything that is probable is true.
That is an axiom.”
“Criminal procedure is based on the same rule,” said Vernou.
“Very well, we meet here at nine o’clock,” and with that they rose, and
the sitting broke up with the most affecting demonstrations of intimacy
and good-will.
“What have you done to Finot, Lucien, that he should make a special
arrangement with you? You are the only one that he has bound to
himself,” said Étienne Lousteau, as they came downstairs.
“I? Nothing. It was his own proposal,” said Lucien.
“As a matter of fact, if you should make your own terms with him, I
should be delighted; we should, both of us, be the better for it.”
On the ground floor they found Finot. He stepped across to Lousteau and
asked him into the so-called private office. Giroudeau immediately put a
couple of stamped agreements before Lucien.
“Sign your agreement,” he said, “and the new editor will think the whole
thing was arranged yesterday.”
Lucien, reading the document, overheard fragments of a tolerably warm
dispute within as to the line of conduct and profits of the paper.
Étienne Lousteau wanted his share of the blackmail levied by Giroudeau;
and, in all probability, the matter was compromised, for the pair came
out perfectly good friends.
“We will meet at Dauriat’s, Lucien, in the Wooden Galleries at eight
o’clock,” said Étienne Lousteau.
A young man appeared, meanwhile, in search of employment, wearing the
same nervous shy look with which Lucien himself had come to the office
so short a while ago; and in his secret soul Lucien felt amused as
he watched Giroudeau playing off the same tactics with which the old
campaigner had previously foiled him. Self-interest opened his eyes to
the necessity of the manoeuvres which raised well-nigh insurmountable
barriers between beginners and the upper room where the elect were
gathered together.
“Contributors don’t get very much as it is,” he said, addressing
Giroudeau.
“If there were more of you, there would be so much less,” retorted the
captain. “So there!”
The old campaigner swung his loaded cane, and went down coughing as
usual. Out in the street he was amazed to see a handsome carriage
waiting on the boulevard for Lucien.
“_You_ are the army nowadays,” he said, “and we are the civilians.”
“Upon my word,” said Lucien, as he drove away with Coralie, “these young
writers seem to me to be the best fellows alive. Here am I a journalist,
sure of making six hundred francs a month if I work like a horse. But I
shall find a publisher for my two books, and I will write others; for my
friends will insure a success. And so, Coralie, ‘_vogue le galère_!’ as
you say.”
“You will make your way, dear boy; but you must not be as good-natured
as you are good-looking; it would be the ruin of you. Be ill-natured,
that is the proper thing.”
Coralie and Lucien drove in the Bois de Boulogne, and again they met the
Marquise d’Espard, Mme. de Bargeton and the Baron du Châtelet. Mme.
de Bargeton gave Lucien a languishing glance which might be taken as
a greeting. Camusot had ordered the best possible dinner; and Coralie,
feeling that she was rid of her adorer, was more charming to the poor
silk-mercer than she had ever been in the fourteen months during
which their connection lasted; he had never seen her so kindly, so
enchantingly lovely.
“Come,” he thought, “let us keep near her anyhow!”
In consequence, Camusot made secret overtures. He promised Coralie an
income of six thousand livres; he would transfer the stock in the funds
into her name (his wife knew nothing about the investment) if only she
would consent to be his mistress still. He would shut his eyes to her
lover.
“And betray such an angel?... Why, just look at him, you old fossil, and
look at yourself!” and her eyes turned to her poet. Camusot had pressed
Lucien to drink till the poet’s head was rather cloudy.
There was no help for it; Camusot made up his mind to wait till sheer
want should give him this woman a second time.
“Then I can only be your friend,” he said, as he kissed her on the
forehead.
Lucien went from Coralie and Camusot to the Wooden Galleries. What a
change had been wrought in his mind by his initiation into Journalism!
He mixed fearlessly now with the crowd which surged to and fro in the
buildings; he even swaggered a little because he had a mistress; and
he walked into Dauriat’s shop in an offhand manner because he was a
journalist.
He found himself among distinguished men; gave a hand to Blondet
and Nathan and Finot, and to all the coterie with whom he had been
fraternizing for a week. He was a personage, he thought, and he
flattered himself that he surpassed his comrades. That little flick
of the wine did him admirable service; he was witty, he showed that he
could “howl with the wolves.”
And yet, the tacit approval, the praises spoken and unspoken on which
he had counted, were not forthcoming. He noticed the first stirrings of
jealousy among a group, less curious, perhaps, than anxious to know
the place which this newcomer might take, and the exact portion of the
sum-total of profits which he would probably secure and swallow. Lucien
only saw smiles on two faces—Finot, who regarded him as a mine to be
exploited, and Lousteau, who considered that he had proprietary rights
in the poet, looked glad to see him. Lousteau had begun already to
assume the airs of an editor; he tapped sharply on the window-panes of
Dauriat’s private office.
“One moment, my friend,” cried a voice within as the publisher’s face
appeared above the green curtains.
The moment lasted an hour, and finally Lucien and Étienne were admitted
into the sanctum.
“Well, have you thought over our friend’s proposal?” asked Étienne
Lousteau, now an editor.
“To be sure,” said Dauriat, lolling like a sultan in his chair. “I have
read the volume. And I submitted it to a man of taste, a good judge; for
I don’t pretend to understand these things myself. I myself, my
friend, buy reputations ready-made, as the Englishman bought his love
affairs.—You are as great as a poet as you are handsome as a man, my
boy,” pronounced Dauriat. “Upon my word and honor (I don’t tell you that
as a publisher, mind), your sonnets are magnificent; no sign of effort
about them, as is natural when a man writes with inspiration and verve.
You know your craft, in fact, one of the good points of the new school.
Your volume of _Marguerites_ is a fine book, but there is no business in
it, and it is not worth my while to meddle with anything but a very big
affair. In conscience, I won’t take your sonnets. It would be impossible
to push them; there is not enough in the thing to pay the expenses of
a big success. You will not keep to poetry besides; this book of yours
will be your first and last attempt of the kind. You are young; you
bring me the everlasting volume of early verse which every man of
letters writes when he leaves school, he thinks a lot of it at the time,
and laughs at it later on. Lousteau, your friend, has a poem put away
somewhere among his old socks, I’ll warrant. Haven’t you a poem that you
thought a good deal of once, Lousteau?” inquired Dauriat, with a knowing
glance at the other.
“How should I be writing prose otherwise, eh?” asked Lousteau.
“There, you see! He has never said a word to me about it, for our friend
understands business and the trade,” continued Dauriat. “For me the
question is not whether you are a great poet, I know that,” he added,
stroking down Lucien’s pride; “you have a great deal, a very great deal
of merit; if I were only just starting in business, I should make the
mistake of publishing your book. But in the first place, my sleeping
partners and those at the back of me are cutting off my supplies; I
dropped twenty thousand francs over poetry last year, and that is enough
for them; they will not hear of any more just now, and they are my
masters. Nevertheless, that is not the question. I admit that you may be
a great poet, but will you be a prolific writer? Will you hatch sonnets
regularly? Will you run into ten volumes? Is there business in it? Of
course not. You will be a delightful prose writer; you have too much
sense to spoil your style with tagging rhymes together. You have a
chance to make thirty thousand francs per annum by writing for the
papers, and you will not exchange that chance for three thousand
francs made with difficulty by your hemistiches and strophes and
tomfoolery——”
“You know that he is on the paper, Dauriat?” put in Lousteau.
“Yes,” Dauriat answered. “Yes, I saw his article, and in his own
interests I decline the _Marguerites_. Yes, sir, in six months’ time I
shall have paid you more money for the articles that I shall ask you to
write than for your poetry that will not sell.”
“And fame?” said Lucien.
Dauriat and Lousteau laughed.
“Oh dear!” said Lousteau, “there be illusions left.”
“Fame means ten years of sticking to work, and a hundred thousand francs
lost or made in the publishing trade. If you find anybody mad enough to
print your poetry for you, you will feel some respect for me in
another twelvemonth, when you have had time to see the outcome of the
transaction.”
“Have you the manuscript here?” Lucien asked coldly.
“Here it is, my friend,” said Dauriat. The publisher’s manner towards
Lucien had sweetened singularly.
Lucien took up the roll without looking at the string, so sure he felt
that Dauriat had read his _Marguerites_. He went out with Lousteau,
seemingly neither disconcerted nor dissatisfied. Dauriat went with them
into the shop, talking of his newspaper and Lousteau’s daily, while
Lucien played with the manuscript of the _Marguerites_.
“Do you suppose that Dauriat has read your sonnets or sent them to any
one else?” Étienne Lousteau snatched an opportunity to whisper.
“Yes,” said Lucien.
“Look at the string.” Lucien looked down at the blot of ink, and saw
that the mark on the string still coincided; he turned white with rage.
“Which of the sonnets was it that you particularly liked?” he asked,
turning to the publisher.
“They are all of them remarkable, my friend; but the sonnet on the
_Marguerite_ is delightful, the closing thought is fine, and exquisitely
expressed. I felt sure from that sonnet that your prose work would
command a success, and I spoke to Finot about you at once. Write
articles for us, and we will pay you well for them. Fame is a very fine
thing, you see, but don’t forget the practical and solid, and take every
chance that turns up. When you have made money, you can write poetry.”
The poet dashed out of the shop to avoid an explosion. He was furious.
Lousteau followed.
“Well, my boy, pray keep cool. Take men as they are—for means to an
end. Do you wish for revenge?”
“At any price,” muttered the poet.
“Here is a copy of Nathan’s book. Dauriat has just given it to me. The
second edition is coming out to-morrow; read the book again, and knock
off an article demolishing it. Félicien Vernou cannot endure Nathan, for
he thinks that Nathan’s success will injure his own forthcoming book. It
is a craze with these little minds to fancy that there is not room for
two successes under the sun; so he will see that your article finds a
place in the big paper for which he writes.”
“But what is there to be said against the book; it is good work!” cried
Lucien.
“Oh, I say! you must learn your trade,” said Lousteau, laughing. “Given
that the book was a masterpiece, under the stroke of your pen it must
turn to dull trash, dangerous and unwholesome stuff.”
“But how?”
“You turn all the good points into bad ones.”
“I am incapable of such a juggler’s feat.”
“My dear boy, a journalist is a juggler; a man must make up his mind to
the drawbacks of the calling. Look here! I am not a bad fellow; this
is the way _I_ should set to work myself. Attention! You might begin by
praising the book, and amuse yourself a while by saying what you really
think. ‘Good,’ says the reader, ‘this critic is not jealous; he will be
impartial, no doubt,’ and from that point your public will think that
your criticism is a piece of conscientious work. Then, when you have
won your reader’s confidence, you will regret that you must blame the
tendency and influence of such work upon French literature. ‘Does
not France,’ you will say, ‘sway the whole intellectual world? French
writers have kept Europe in the path of analysis and philosophical
criticism from age to age by their powerful style and the original turn
given by them to ideas.’ Here, for the benefit of the philistine, insert
a panegyric on Voltaire, Rousseau, Diderot, Montesquieu, and Buffon.
Hold forth upon the inexorable French language; show how it spreads a
varnish, as it were, over thought. Let fall a few aphorisms, such
as—‘A great writer in France is invariably a great man; he writes in
a language which compels him to think; it is otherwise in other
countries’—and so on, and so on. Then, to prove your case, draw a
comparison between Rabener, the German satirical moralist, and La
Bruyère. Nothing gives a critic such an air as an apparent familiarity
with foreign literature. Kant is Cousin’s pedestal.
“Once on that ground you bring out a word which sums up the French men
of genius of the eighteenth century for the benefit of simpletons—you
call that literature the ‘literature of ideas.’ Armed with this
expression, you fling all the mighty dead at the heads of the
illustrious living. You explain that in the present day a new form of
literature has sprung up; that dialogue (the easiest form of writing)
is overdone, and description dispenses with any néed for thinking on
the part of the author or reader. You bring up the fiction of Voltaire,
Diderot, Sterne, and Le Sage, so trenchant, so compact of the stuff of
life; and turn from them to the modern novel, composed of scenery and
word-pictures and metaphor and the dramatic situations, of which Scott
is full. Invention may be displayed in such work, but there is no room
for anything else. ‘The romance after the manner of Scott is a mere
passing fashion in literature,’ you will say, and fulminate against the
fatal way in which ideas are diluted and beaten thin; cry out against a
style within the reach of any intellect, for any one can commence author
at small expense in a way of literature, which you can nickname the
‘literature of imagery.’
“Then you fall upon Nathan with your argument, and establish it beyound
cavil that he is a mere imitator with an appearance of genius. The
concise grand style of the eighteenth century is lacking; you show that
the author substitutes events for sentiments. Action and stir is not
life; he gives you pictures, but no ideas.
“Come out with such phrases, and people will take them up.—In spite of
the merits of the work, it seems to you to be a dangerous, nay, a fatal
precedent. It throws open the gates of the temple of Fame to the crowd;
and in the distance you descry a legion of petty authors hastening to
imitate this novel and easy style of writing.
“Here you launch out into resounding lamentations over the decadence
and decline of taste, and slip in eulogies of Messieurs Étienne Jouy,
Tissot, Gosse, Duval, Jay, Benjamin Constant, Aignan, Baour-Lormian,
Villemain, and the whole Liberal-Bonapartist chorus who patronize
Vernou’s paper. Next you draw a picture of that glorious phalanx of
writers repelling the invasion of the Romantics; these are the upholders
of ideas and style as against metaphor and balderdash; the modern
representatives of the school of Voltaire as opposed to the English and
German schools, even as the seventeen heroic deputies of the Left fought
the battle for the nation against the Ultras of the Right.
“And then, under cover of names respected by the immense majority of
Frenchmen (who will always be against the Government), you can crush
Nathan; for although his work is far above the average, it confirms
the bourgeois taste for literature without ideas. And after that, you
understand, it is no longer a question of Nathan and his book, but
of France and the glory of France. It is the duty of all honest
and courageous pens to make strenuous opposition to these foreign
importations. And with that you flatter your readers. Shrewd French
mother-wit is not easily caught napping. If publishers, by ways which
you do not choose to specify, have stolen a success, the reading public
very soon judges for itself, and corrects the mistakes made by some five
hundred fools, who always rush to the fore.
“Say that the publisher who sold a first edition of the book is
audacious indeed to issue a second, and express regret that so clever a
man does not know the taste of the country better. There is the gist of
it. Just a sprinkle of the salt of wit and a dash of vinegar to bring
out the flavor, and Dauriat will be done to a turn. But mind that you
end with seeming to pity Nathan for a mistake, and speak of him as of
a man from whom contemporary literature may look for great things if he
renounces these ways.”
Lucien was amazed at this talk from Lousteau. As the journalist spoke,
the scales fell from his eyes; he beheld new truths of which he had
never before caught so much as a glimpse.
“But all this that you are saying is quite true and just,” said he.