SCENE IX

"My Lord," clamoured Captain Spicer at the

door, "the coach is waiting and we have but

half an hour to reach Bathwick Meadows.

Egad, Lord Verney, would you be last at the

meeting?"

Lord Verney sprang to his feet. The words,

the impatient raps penetrated to his dizzy brain

with sudden conviction.

"Heavens!" cried he, and glanced at the

clock, and made a leap for the door.

"And will you go," said the stranger, "without

having seen my face?"

He ran back to her and then back to the door

again, distracted, as you may see a puppy dog

between two calls. Finally he came back to the

lady with a new and manly dignity upon him.

"I must go," he said. "Would you show

yourself as kind as you seem, madam, remove

your mask that I may see you before I go."

Outside Captain Spicer was dancing a sort of

hornpipe of impotent impatience, and filling the

air with shrill strange oaths.

Mistress Bellairs put the lean swarthy boy

very composedly on one side by the merest

touch of her hand, then she went over to the

door, unlocked it and admitted Captain Spicer,

green and sweating.

"I am coming, Spicer," cried Lord Verney

desperately, and made a plunge for his hat and

cloak, murmuring as he passed the lady: "Oh

cruel!"

Kitty Bellairs nibbled her little finger and

looked at the clock.

"It will not take you, you know," said she,

"more than five minutes to drive down to the

Bathwick ferry, therefore if you start in three

you will still have twenty-six to spare. My

Lord Verney, will you give me those three

minutes?"

Lord Verney flung aside hat and cloak again,

his face glowing with a dark flush.

"Oh," cried he, like a school-boy, "for God's

sake, Spicer, wait outside."

"Nay," said Mistress Kitty, smiling to herself

under her mask, "nay, I have need of Captain

Spicer."

Lord Verney's face fell,

"Come hither," said she, and took him crestfallen

by the hand and brought him to the table,

where lay the writing materials he had been

using but a little while ago. "Here," said she,

"is a sheet of paper. Sit down, my Lord, and

write, write," she said, and tapped his shoulder;

"write, sir--thus:--

/#

'Lord Verney begs to inform Sir Joseph Standish that he

understands the grounds of the quarrel between them to lie

in a gross misconception of Lord Verney's feelings for Lady

Standish.'

#/

"Write, write!" She leaned over him, dictating.

Half spell-bound, yet protesting incoherently,

he began to cover the page with his awkward

scrawl.

"Quick," said she. "(Child, how do you

spell quarrel?) Never mind, on with you:--

/#

'Lord Verney begs to assure Sir Jasper that, so far from

presuming to entertain any unlawful sentiments for Lady

Standish, he has never addressed more than three words to

her or as many glances at her in his-life; that his whole

heart is given to another lady, the only woman he has ever

loved and ever will love.'"

#/

The pen nearly dropped from Lord Verney's

fingers. He started and turned round on his

chair to graze in amaze into the countenance of

his mysterious visitor, and again was at once

attracted and foiled by her mask.

"Surely you would not contradict a lady?"

she whispered in his ear; "haste, we have but

one minute more. Here, give me the pen, I

will finish." She snapped the quill from his

hand, her curls touched his cheek as she bent

forward over him to the page. Swiftly her

little hand flew:--

/#

"If upon this explanation Sir Jasper does not see his way

to retract all the offensive observations he made to Lord

Verney, Lord Verney will be ready to meet him as arranged

without an instant's delay. The truth of all these statements

is guaranteed by the woman Lord Verney loves."

#/

She seized the sheet and folded it.

"Now, Captain Spicer," said she, "take your

coach and hie you to Sir Jasper's house, and

if you bring back an answer before the clock

strikes, I will let you take off my mask, and that

will save you from dying of curiosity and, also,

give you something to tattle about for the next

month. Oh, you will find Sir Jasper," she said;

"he is a seasoned hand, and does not, like your

virgin duellist, make it a point of honour to

bring his high valour to the rendezvous twenty

minutes before the time."

Within his meagre body Captain Spicer

carried the soul of a flunkey. He would have

given worlds to rebel, but could not.

"So long as it is not a put-off," said he.

"Not even for a fair one's smile could I barter

a friend's honour."

Kitty held the letter aloft tantalizingly and

looked at the clock.

"If you won't be the bearer," said she, "I

will send it by the chairman, and then you will

never know what is in it. Moreover," said she,

and smiled archly, "if Sir Jasper apologises to

Lord Verney, which, upon receipt of this letter,

I make no doubt he will, you can take his place,

you know, and will not be done out of a gallant

meeting."

"Of course, ha, of course!" cried Spicer with

a yellow smile.

Laughing, Mistress Kitty closed the door

behind his retreating figure.

"Now," said she.

"Oh, what have you done, what have you

made me do?" cried Harry Verney in a sudden

agony.

"Hush," said Mistress Kitty. "Did I not

tell you your honour was safe with me? Do

you not believe me?" said she meltingly.

"Ah, Verney!" She put her hand to her

head, and at her touch the mask fell.

He looked at her face, blushing and quivering

upon him, and once more fell on his knee

at her feet.

"Oh, tell me your name!" cried he, pleadingly.

"Why, Lord Verney," she said, "how ungallant!" She

smiled and looked bewitchingly

beautiful; looked serious and reproachful, and

he fell beyond his depths in rapture.

"Why, you know me, you know me well,"

said she, "am I not Mistress Bellairs, Kitty

Bellairs--am I not, Kitty?"

"No, no," cried he, "I never knew you

till this hour, madam, Mistress Bellairs Kitty!

I see you," he cried, "for the first time! Oh,

God, be kind to me, for I love her!"

"And yet," she whispered archly, "they say

that love is blind."

Upon this he kissed her as he had kissed

her beneath the mask; and if anything could

have been sweeter than the first kiss it was

the second.

Ah, love, how easy an art to learn, how hard

to unlearn!

While Harry Verney thus forgot the whole

world, his first duel, and the code of honour.

Sir Jasper sat inditing an answer to his

communication:--

/#

"Sir Jasper Standish has received my Lord Verney's

explanation in the spirit in which it is offered. He is

quite ready to acknowledge that he has acted entirely

under a misapprehension, and begs Lord Verney to receive

his unreserved apologies and the expression of his admiration

for Lord Verney's gallant and gentlemanly behaviour,

together with his congratulations to him and the unknown

lady upon their enviable situation."

#/

Captain Spicer did not offer to supply his

principal's place in the field. Indeed, he

displayed to Sir Jasper, who received him

with the most gloomy courtesy, the extreme

suppleness of his spine, and pressed his

unrivalled snuff upon him with a fluttering and

ingratiating air.

When he returned to Pierrepoint Street he

found the mysterious stranger already in her

sedan, Lord Verney leaning through the window

thereof, engaged in an earnest whispering

conversation. Captain Spicer jocularly pulled him

back by the coat-tails and inserted his own

foolish face instead. The lady was masked

and cloaked as he had left her.

"Madam, I have done your errand," said

he. "It was," said he, "a matter of difficult

negotiation, requiring--ahem--requiring such

tact as I think I may call my own. Sir

Jasper was vastly incensed, one might as well

have tried to reason with a bull. 'But gad,

sir,' said I, 'would I, I, Captain Spicer, come

with this message if it were not in accordance

with the strictest rule of honourable etiquette?' That

floored him, madam----"

Here Mistress Kitty snatched the letter

flickering in his gesticulating hand with scant

ceremony, turned her shoulder upon him, read

it and handed it out to Lord Verney, who

had lost no time in coming round to the

other window.

"Now," said she, "bid the man take me

to the Pump Room." She leaned her head

out and Lord Verney put his close to hers,

and there followed another conclave.

"Madam, madam, I demand the fulfilment

of your promise!" from the other side came

Captain Spicer's clamouring thin voice.--"Verney,

my good fellow, I must request you

to retire, there is a compact between this lady

and me----"

"A compact?" said the mask turning her head.

"Oh, madam, the vision of that entrancing

countenance!"

He strove to unfasten the chair door, when:

"What?" cried she, "and rob you of all

the charm of uncertainty and all the joy of

guessing and all the spice of being able to

take away the character of every lady in

Bath. Oh," she said, "I hope I have been better

taught my duty to my neighbour!" Out went

her head again to Lord Verney; there was

another whisper, a silver laugh. "On men!"

she cried.

Lord Verney skipped round and in his turn

dragged the discomfited Captain out of the

window and restrained him by main force

from running after the retreating chairman and

their fair burden.

The Bath Comedy · 第 9 / 25 章