SCENE II

Sir Jasper Standish halted on the flags of the Royal Crescent in front

of his own door and his face darkened. He took a pinch of snuff.

"Now! I shall find my lady in tears. What a strange world it is! The

girl you woo is as merry as a May day: the wife you wed is like naught

but early November. Equinoctial gales and water enough to drown the

best spirits that ever were stilled. 'Tis a damp life," said Sir

Jasper, "and a depressing."

He sighed as the door was thrown open by the footman, and crossed the

hall into the morning-room, where he had left his lady weeping. He

beheld a flowered brocade, a very shapely back, and a crisp powdered

head outlined against the window, and thought he had come upon a

visitor unawares.

"I crave ten thousand pardons," quoth he, and swept from his gallant

head his knowing three-cornered hat. But slowly the figure at the

window turned and he saw his wife's eyes strangely brilliant over two

pink cheeks, beneath the snow of her up-piled hair.

"Julia!" said he in amaze, and stared and stared again. ("And did I

doubt my own taste?" thought he to himself. "Why, she is the prettiest

woman in Bath!") "Expecting visitors, Julia?" He smiled as he spoke:

in another minute that arm, shining pearl-like from the hanging lace of

her sleeve, would be round his neck, and those lips (how red they were,

and what a curve!) would be upon his. Well, a loving woman had her

uses.

"No," said Lady Standish to his query. She dropped the word with a

faintly scornful smile, and a dimple came and went at the corner of her

lip. There was a patch just above the dimple. Then she turned away

and looked forth into the still, solemn, grey and green Crescent as

before.

Sir Jasper stood bewildered. Then he put his hat upon a table and came

up to his wife and placed his arm round her waist.

"My sweet life," said he, "your gown is vastly becoming."

"Sir Jasper," said Lady Standish, "you do me proud." She slipped from

his embrace, sketched a curtesy, and moved to the next window.

Sir Jasper passed his hand across his brow. That was Julia, Julia his

wife, sure enough; and yet, faith, it was a woman he did not know!

"You are mightily interested in the Crescent," said he, with some

humour.

My lady shrugged her shoulders.

"I believe you were vexed with me this morning, love," said he.

"I, vexed?" said she. "Nay, why should I be vexed?" and then she

tapped her foot and looked at the clock. "These servants grow

monstrous unpunctual," she said; "are we not to dine to-day?"

He glanced down at the tapping shoe, its little pointing toe and

curving heel. 'Twas a smart shoe, and boasted a diamond buckle in a

knot of rose-coloured ribbon.

"Egad!" said he, "I doubt if there is another foot in Bath that could

slip into that case."

And Sir Jasper was a connoisseur! His opinion of himself, his faith in

his own discrimination (which had waned sadly these last days) began to

rise again, not disagreeably. He smirked. My Lady Standish, who,

after a way that only women can practise, seemed absorbed in the

contemplation of the empty Crescent the while she was intent upon each

shade of expression upon her husband's countenance, felt a sudden glow

of confidence in her own powers that she had never known before. The

game she had started with a beating heart and a dry throat began to

have a certain charm of its own. Was it so easy really? Was a man so

lightly swayed? There was contempt in the thought, and yet pleasure.

Was all a woman's loving heart to count for so little, and a pretty

gown, a new shoe, a coquettish manner for so much? Ah, there was

bitterness in that! But yet the immediate result of this new method:

that look in his eye, that softening of his lip, it was too sweet to be

forborne. Kitty was right!

Sir Jasper took her hand.

"It wants," said he, "full half-an-hour to dinner-time, love. Nay, do

not draw your hand away. You are vexed with me? I left you weeping,

'twas unkind."

"Weeping?" said Julia, and her heart fluttered to her throat, so that

she could hardly speak, and Kitty's maxims kept dancing before her eyes

as if written in letters of fire. "Make him jealous--oh, if you make

him jealous you will win the rubber yet!"

"If I wept," said she, "must my tears have been for you?"

"How now?" said Sir Jasper, and dropped the little hand that struggled

so gently yet determinedly to be free.

"Oh, dear me," said Lady Standish, "how droll you men are!" She

shrugged her shoulders and laughed affectedly. Like all budding

actresses she over-did the part. But Sir Jasper was too much stirred,

too much bewildered to be critical. Moreover his armour was not

without vulnerable joints, and with a wanton word she had found one at

the first pass.

"How now?" said he. "Madam, and what might that mean?"

Lady Standish trilled the bar of a song, and again directed her

attention to the view.

"Julia," said her husband in a deep voice. "Julia," he repeated with a

threatening growl of passion.

"Sir?" she said, and tilted her little head.

"Who then were your tears for, if they were not for me? What signify

these manners? What do these insinuations mean? By Jupiter, I will

have the truth!" His face flushed, the veins on his temples swelled,

his nostrils became dilated.

Lady Standish lifted the hanging lace of her sleeve with one hand and

examined it minutely.

"I would rather," she said, and her voice shook, "I would rather you

did not question me, Sir Jasper." Then she flashed upon him in anger,

swift and lovely, as he had never seen her flash before. "You go your

own way free enough," she said. "These last three weeks you have not

spent one evening in my company, and half your days are given to others

of whom I know nothing, Oh, I am not complaining, sir! I did complain,

but that is over. I was wrong, for I see adversities have their

advantages." Here she smiled. (Had the man but known how near she was

to tears!) "Your neglect leaves me free."

"Free!" cried Sir Jasper, and choked. "Free! Good heavens, free!

What in the name of God do you mean? Free, madam?"

"Sir Jasper," said Lady Standish, looking at him very earnestly, "you

will never hear me ask again whose society it is you find so much more

attractive than your wife's."

"Indeed," cried Sir Jasper, and hesitated upon a gust of anger, at a

loss in which direction to drive it forth.

"No," said my lady, "and I expect the same good taste from you. 'Tis

not too much to ask. Indeed you should rejoice if I have found

consolation for your absence."

He broke out with a fearful oath, and almost leaped upon her.

"Consolation!" He plunged his hands into his powdered hair, and

quivered into silence for the very impotence of words.

"I said 'if,'" said she. She was surprised to find how readily the

words came to her; and yet her hands were clammy with fright, and her

breath ran short between her rouged lips. "Let us leave it at the

'if.'"

She turned to the window and leant against it, drew her kerchief and

fanned herself.

Passing along the railings opposite the Crescent, not twelve yards

distant, a tall, slender young gentleman of attractive appearance,

though very dark in complexion, caught sight of her lovely glowing

face, stared first in unconscious admiration, then with recognition,

and finally, blushing swarthily, saluted with some appearance of

agitation. Lady Standish, aware that her husband had approached close

behind her, and hearing in every creak of his satin coat the flattering

emotion of his senses, felt herself driven more and more by the unknown

demon of mischief that had taken possession of her. She fluttered her

little handkerchief back at the young gentleman with a gesture that

almost indicated the wafting of a kiss.

"Death and damnation," cried Sir Jasper, "before my very eyes!"

He seized her by the wrist and flung her down upon the settee. "Nay,"

he cried, "there may be husbands that would put up with this, but I am

not of them. So that is the Consoler! That is the Beau for whom you

prink yourself with such fine feathers, whom you lie in wait for at the

window to make signals to and smirk at! Oh, my innocent country daisy!

Faugh! I might have known you were too fond--hypocrite!" He dashed at

the window and burst its fastenings.

"Hey! you, you my Lord Verney, a word with you!" Sir Jasper was

already foaming at the mouth.

The slim gentleman paused, surprised.

"Oh, heavens!" cried Lady Standish, "what have I done? Sir Jasper! my

husband!" She threw herself upon him. "Sir Jasper, what do you

suspect? Oh, heavens!" She was half fainting and scarce could

articulate a coherent word. "It was all to tease you. It was but the

sport of an idle moment. Oh, I implore you, believe me, believe me!"

"Ay, deny!" cried he. "Deny what I have seen with my own eyes! Let me

go, madam." He thrust her aside, and, bareheaded, dashed down the

stairs and out of the house towards Lord Verney, who, with a bashful,

yet a pleasant smile, began to retrace his steps.

"'Tis a fair day, Sir Jasper," said he courteously, and then became

aware of Sir Jasper's convulsed face, and noted that Lady Standish,

whom but a moment before he had beheld all smiling beauty, now clung

despairingly to the window-post, her countenance ghastly behind her

rouge.

Lord Verney was a shy young man.

"Ah--ah, good morning," said he, bowed politely, and turned with

celerity.

Sir Jasper flung a look of infinite derision and contempt towards his

wife.

"You have chosen," it seemed to say, "a pretty hare!" Then he arrested

the slim swift figure with an aggressive shout:

"Stand--stand, Lord Verney--Lord Verney--a word with you."

The youth stopped, wheeled round, and:

"I am at your service," said he. A certain pallor had replaced the

ingenuous young blushes upon his cheek, but into his eye there sprang a

fine spark of spirit.

Sir Jasper marched upon him and only halted when his six feet of sinewy

bulk were within a yard of the stripling's willowy shape. His hot

red-brown eyes shot fire and fury, death and annihilation upon the

innocent young peer. His full lips endeavoured to sneer, but rage

distorted them to a grimace through which his white teeth shone forth

ferociously.

"Come, come, we understand each other," said he; "will you walk with

me? There is no time like the present and a couple of friends are easy

to come by."

"'Tis vastly well," said Lord Verney with an attempt at dignity that

betrayed the boy in every line of him. Then all at once colour flushed

into his face again, and his rigid demeanour was broken up. "Come,

devil take it all, Sir Jasper," said he, "and what is it about?"

Sir Jasper threw bloodshot eyes upwards.

"This fellow," quoth he, appealing to Heaven--"oh! this pretty fellow!

You want reasons, my Lord Verney?"

Lord Verney blushed and stammered. Gad, he'd like to know what he had

done. He was at Sir Jasper's disposition, of course, but before

drawing swords on a man----

Sir Jasper uttered a sound which was between a groan and a roar. He

indicated with sweeping gesture the figure of Lady Standish strained in

anguish watching, clinging still to the window-post. Then he hissed:

"I know!"

"Sir Jasper!"

"I know, I tell you," repeated Sir Jasper, "let that suffice."

"Good heavens," gasped Lord Verney, "here is some most grievous

mistake. Do you mean, sir--am I to understand, Sir Jasper--? 'Tis

monstrous." White dismay and crimson confusion chased each other

across his candid brow. "Surely you do not mean me to understand that

Lady Standish has any connection with this extraordinary scene?"

Sir Jasper's trembling hand was furiously uplifted, then blindly sought

his sword hilt, and then dropped in impotent disgust at his side.

"My lord," said he, "Lady Standish is the pearl of womanhood, I would

have you know it! There never breathed a female more virtuously

attached to her husband and her duty--I would have you know it!" His

face was quite horrible to look at in its withering sarcasm. "My

quarrel with you, sir, is--" He paused and cast a roving eye upon the

young gentleman, who now began to show unequivocal signs of fear. A

jealous husband, a contingency that may have to be met any day--but a

raving maniac! ...

"'Tis the shape of your leg that mispleases me, sir. You have a vile

calf, I cannot endure that so offensive an outline should pass and

repass my windows."

"I understand, Sir Jasper, yes, yes," said Lord Verney soothingly,

backing as he spoke and casting nervous eyes round the empty street.

"And so, good-morning."

He bowed and turned.

"Rat!" cried Sir Jasper, and shot forth a clutching hand.

"I will bear it in mind," cried Lord Verney. "Good-morning,

good-morning!"

He was fleeing away on a swift foot.

"Rat! Rat!" screamed the enraged baronet, starting in pursuit. But

his passion made him clumsy. He stumbled, lurched, struck his foot

against a stone, fell upon his knee and rose in another mood: one of

darkling sullen determination for revenge.

Lord Verney was a timid young man. Had it been with anyone else that

this scene in the Royal Crescent had taken place all Bath would have

known within the hour that Sir Jasper Standish had been seized with

sudden lunacy. But Lord Verney was of those who turn a word over three

times before they speak and then say something else. Moreover, he was

not sure that he himself had cut a brilliant figure in the amazing

duologue, so he held his tongue upon it.

As the day grew, however, he began to have a curious recollection of

Lady Standish's lovely smiling greeting and of that little gesture

with the white handkerchief, which had almost seemed like the blowing

of a kiss (here his very ears would grow hot), then of Sir Jasper's

inexplicable wrath, and of the stricken figure by the window! Could

it be? Twas impossible! Nay, but such things had been. When the

dusk fell he made up his mind and sought the counsels of that

fashionable friend who was kind enough to pilot his inexperience

through the first shoals and rocks of Bath life. This gentleman's

name was Spicer. He called himself Captain: of what regiment no

one knew.

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