CHAPTER IV

They called me to supper. "Most of us have our heartiest meal in the

middle of the day," my sister said. "The average man, O Victim of

Copious Instruction," added my brother-in-law, "does his work in the

morning; the two hours that he has to, or the four that he usually puts

in. Eight to twelve, or nine to one--that is the working day for

everybody. Then home, rest, a bath maybe, and then--allow me to help you

to some of our Improvements!"

I was hungry, and this simple meal looked and smelled most appetizing.

There was in particular a large shining covered dish, which, being

opened, gave forth so savory a steam as fairly to make my mouth water.

A crisp and toothsome bread was by my plate; a hot drink, which they

laughingly refused to name, proved most agreeable; a suave, cool salad

followed; fruits, some of which were new to me, and most delicate little

cakes, closed the meal.

They would not tell me a thing, only saying "Have some more!" and I did.

Not till I had eaten, with continuous delight, three helpings from the

large dish did I notice that it stood alone, so to speak.

Nellie followed my eye with her usual prompt intelligence. "Yes," she

said, "this is all. But we can send for other things in the twinkling of

an eye; what would you like?"

I leaned back in my chair and looked at her reproachfully. "I would like

some of that salad--not very much, please! And some of those Burbankian

products yonder, and one particular brown little cake--if I can hold

it."

Nellie smiled demurely. "Oh!" she mildly remarked, "I thought for the

moment that our little supper seemed scant to you."

I glared at her, retorting, "Now I will not utter the grateful praises

that were rising to my lips. I will even try to look critical and

dissatisfied." And I did, but they all laughed.

"It's no manner of use, Uncle John," cried my pretty niece; "we saw you

eat it."

"'It' indeed!" I protested. "What is this undeniably easy-to-take

concoction you have stuffed me with?"

"My esteemed new brother," Owen answered, "we have been considering your

case in conclave assembled, and we think it is wiser to feed you for

awhile and demand by all the rites of hospitality that you eat what is

set before you and ask no questions for conscience sake. When you begin

to pine, to lose your appetite, to look wan and hollow-eyed, then we may

reconsider. Meanwhile we will tell you everything you want to know about

food in general, and even some particulars--present dishes always

excepted."

"I will now produce information," began Hallie, "my office being that of

Food Inspector."

"Her main purpose in bringing you here, Uncle, was to give you food and

then talk about it," said Jerrold solemnly. Hallie only made a face at

him, and went on:

"We have a magnificent system of production and distribution," she

explained, "with a decreasing use of animal foods."

"Was this a vegetarian meal?" I asked in a hollow voice.

"Mostly; but you shall have meat when you want it--better meat than you

used to get, too."

"Cold Storage Meat?"

"Oh, no; that's long since stopped. The way we manage about meat is

this: A proper proportion of edible animals are raised under good

conditions--nice, healthy, happy beasts; killed so that they don't know

it!--and never kept beyond a certain time limit. You see----" she

paused, looking for the moment like her mother, "the whole food business

is changed--you don't realize----"

"Go ahead and tell me--tell me all--my life at present is that of Rollo,

I perceive, and I am most complacent after this meal."

"Uncle, I rejoice in your discovery, I do indeed. You are an uncle after

my own heart," said Jerrold.

So my fair niece, looking like any other charming girl in a pretty

evening frock, began to expound her specialty. Her mother begged to

interrupt for the moment. "Let me recall to him things as they

were--which you hardly know, you happy child. Don't forget, John, that

when we were young we did not know what good food was."

I started to protest, but she shook her finger at me.

"No, we didn't, my dear boy. We knew 'what we liked,' as the people said

at the picture show; but that did not make it good--good in itself or

good for us. The world was ill-fed. Most of the food was below par; a

good deal was injurious, some absolutely poison. People sold poison for

food in 1910, don't forget that! You may remember the row that was

beginning to be made about it."

I admitted recalling something of the sort, though it had not

particularly interested me at the time.

"Well, that row went on--and gained in force. The women woke up."

"If you have said that once since we met, my dear sister, you've said it

forty times. I wish you would make a parenthesis in these food

discussions and tell me how, when and why the women woke up."

Nellie looked a little dashed, and Owen laughed outright.

"You stand up for your rights, John!" he said, rising and slapping me on

the shoulder. "Let's go in the other room and settle down for a

chin--it's our fate."

"Hold him till he sees our housekeeping," said Jerrold. I stood

watching, while they rapidly placed our dishes--which I now noticed were

very few--in a neat square case which stood on a side table. Everything

went in out of sight; paper napkins from the same receptacle wiped the

shining table; and then a smooth-running dumbwaiter took it from our

sight.

"This is housework," said Nellie, mischievously.

"I refuse to be impressed. Come back to our muttons," I insisted. "You

can tell me about your domestic sleight-of-hand in due season."

So we lounged in the large and pleasant parlor, the broad river before

us, rimmed with starry lamps, sparkling everywhere with the lights of

tiny pleasure craft, and occasionally the blaze and wash of larger

boats. I had a sense of pleasant well-being. I had eaten heartily, very

heartily, yet was not oppressed. My new-found family pleased me well.

The quiet room was beautiful in color and proportion, and as my eyes

wandered idly over it I noted how few in number and how harmonious were

its contents giving a sense of peace and spaciousness.

The air was sweet--I did not notice then, as I did later, that the whole

city was sweet-aired now; at least by comparison with what cities used

to be. From somewhere came the sound of soft music, grateful to the ear.

I stretched myself luxuriously with:

"Now, then, Nellie--let her go--'the women woke up.'"

"Some women were waking up tremendously, before you left, John

Robertson, only I dare say you never noticed it. They just kept on,

faster and faster, till they all did--about all. There are some Dodos

left, even yet, but they don't count--discredited grandmothers!"

"And, being awake?" I gently suggested.

"And being awake, they----" She paused for an instant, seeking an

expression, and Jerrold's smooth bass voice put in, "They saw their duty

and they did it."

"Exactly," his mother agreed, with a proudly loving glance at him;

"that's just what they did! And in regard to the food business, they

recognized at last that it was their duty to feed the world--and that it

was miserably done! So they took hold."

"Now, mother, this is my specialty," Hallie interposed.

"When a person can only talk about one thing, why oppose them?" murmured

Jerrold. But she quite ignored him, and reopened her discussion.

"We--that is, most of the women and some of the men--began to seriously

study the food question, both from a hygienic and an economic

standpoint. I can't tell you that thirty years' work in a minute. Uncle

John, but here's the way we manage it now: We have learned very

definitely what people ought not to eat, and it is not only a

punishable, but a punished offense to sell improper food stuffs."

"How are the people to know?" I ventured.

"The people are not required to know everything. All the food is watched

and tested by specialists; what goes into the market is good--all of

it."

"By impeccable angelic specialists--like my niece?"

She shook her head at me. "If they were not, the purchaser would spot

them at once. You see, our food supply is not at the mercy of the

millions of ignorant housewives any more. Food is bought and prepared by

people who know how--and they have all the means--and knowledge--for

expert tests."

"And if the purchaser too was humanly fallible?--"

She cast a pitying glance on me, and her father took the floor for a

moment.

"You see, John, in the old time the dealers were mostly poor, and sold

cheap and bad stuff to make a little money. The buyers were mostly poor,

and had to buy the cheap and nasty stuff. Even large manufacturers were

under pressure, and had to cheat to make a profit--or thought they had

to. Then when we got to inspectors and such like they were under the

harrow, too, and were by no means impeccable. Our big change is this:

Nobody is poor now."

"I hear you say that," I answered, "but I can't seem to get it through

my head. Have you really divided all the property?"

"John Robertson, I'm ashamed of you!" cried Nellie. "Even in 1910 people

knew better than that--people who knew anything!"

"That wasn't necessary," said Owen, "nor desirable. What we have done is

this: First, we have raised the productive capacity of the population;

second, we have secured their right to our natural resources; third, we

have learned to administer business without waste. The wealth of the

world grows enormously. It is not what you call 'equally distributed,'

but every one has enough. There is no economic danger any more; there is

economic peace."

"And economic freedom?" asked I sharply.

"And economic freedom. People choose the work they like best, and

work--freely, more than they have to."

I pondered on this. "Ah, but they _have to_--labor is compulsory."

Owen grinned. "Yes, labor is compulsory--always was. It is compulsory on

everyone now. We used to have two sets who wouldn't work--paupers and

the idle rich; no such classes left--all busy."

"But, the freedom of the individual----" I persisted.

"Come, come, brother; society always played hob with the freedom of the

individuals whenever it saw fit. It killed, imprisoned, fined; it had

compulsory laws and regulations; it required people to wear clothes and

furnished no clothes for them to wear. If society has a right to take

human life, why has it not a right to improve it? No, my dear man,"

continued Owen (he was evidently launched on _his_ specialty now)

"society is not somebody else domineering over us! Society is us--taking

care of ourselves."

I took no exception to this, and he began again. "Society, in our young

days, was in a state of auto-intoxication. It generated its own

poisons, and absorbed them in peaceful, slow suicide. To think!--it

seems impossible now--to think of allowing anybody to sell bad food!"

"That wasn't the only bad thing they sold," I suggested.

"No; unfortunately. Why, look here--" Owen slid a glass panel in the

wall and took out a book.

"That's clever," I remarked approvingly. "Bookcases built in!"

"Yes, they are everywhere now," said Nellie. "Books--a few of them--are

common human necessities. Every home, every room almost, has these

little dust-tight, insect-proof wall cases. Concrete construction has

helped very much in all such matters."

Owen had found his place, and now poured upon me a concentrated list of

the adulterated materials deteriorating the world in that period so

slightingly referred to as "my day." I noticed with gratitude that Owen

said "When we were young!"

"You never were sure of getting _anything_ pure," he said scornfully,

"no matter what you paid for it. How we submitted to such rank outrage

for so long I cannot imagine! This was taken up very definitely some

twenty years ago, by the women mostly."

"Aha--'when the women woke up!'" I cried.

"Yes, just that. It is true that their being mostly mere housewives and

seamstresses was a handicap in some ways; but it was a direct advantage

in others. They were almost all consumers, you see, not producers. They

were not so much influenced by considerations of the profits of the

manufacturer as they were by the direct loss to their own pockets and

health. Yes," he smiled reminiscently, "there were some pretty warm

years while this thing was thrashed out. One of the most successful

lines of attack was in the New Food system, though."

"I _will_ talk!" cried Hallie. "Here I've inveigled Uncle John up

here--and--and fed him to repletion; and have him completely at my

mercy, and then you people butt in and do all the talking!"

"Go it, little sister--you're dead right!" agreed Jerrold.

"You see. Uncle, it's one thing to restrain and prevent and punish--and

another thing to substitute improvements."

"Kindergarten methods?" I ventured.

"Yes, exactly. As women had learned this in handling children, they

began to apply it to grown people--the same children, only a little

older. Ever so many people had been talking and writing about this food

business, and finally some of them got together and really started it."

"One of these co-operative schemes?" I was beginning, but the women

looked at me with such pitying contempt that I promptly withdrew the

suggestion.

"Not much!" said Nellie disdainfully. "Of course, those co-operative

schemes were a natural result of the growing difficulties in our old

methods, but they were on utterly wrong lines. No, sir; the new food

business was a real business, and a very successful one. The first

company began about 1912 or '13, I think. Just some women with a real

business sense, and enough capital. They wisely concluded that a block

of apartments was the natural field for their services; and that

professional women were their natural patrons."

"The unprofessional women--or professional wives, as you might call

them--had only their housewifery to preserve their self-respect, you

see," put in Owen. "If they didn't do housekeeping for a living,

what--in the name of decency--did they do?"

"This was called the Home Service Company," said Hallie. "(I will talk,

mother!) They built some unusually attractive apartments, planned by

women, to please women; this block was one of the finest designs of

their architects--women, too, by the way."

"Who had waked up," murmured Jerrold, unnoticed.

"It was frankly advertised as specially designed for professional women.

They looked at it, liked it, and moved it; teachers, largely doctors,

lawyers, dressmakers; women who worked."

"Sort of a nunnery?" I asked.

"My dear brother, do you imagine that all working women were orphan

spinsters, even in your day?" cried Nellie. "The self-supporting women

of that time generally had other people to support, too. Lots of them

were married; many were widows with children; even the single ones had

brothers and sisters to take care of."

"They rushed in, anyhow," said Hallie. "The place was beautiful and

built for enjoyment. There was a nice garden in the middle----"

"Like this one here?" I interrupted. "This is a charming patio. How did

they make space for it?"

"New York blocks were not divinely ordained," Owen replied. "It occurred

to the citizens at last they could bisect those 200 x 800-foot

oblongs, and they did. Wide, tree-shaded, pleasant ways run between the

old avenues, and the blocks remaining are practically squares."

"You noticed the irregular border of grass and shrubbery as we came up,

didn't you, Uncle?" asked Jerrold. "We forgot to speak about it, because

we are used to it."

I did recall now that our ride had been not through monotonous,

stone-faced, right-angled ravines, but along the pleasant fronts of

gracious varying buildings, whose skyline was a pleasure and street line

bordered greenly.

"You didn't live here and don't remember, maybe," Owen remarked, "but

the regular thing uptown was one of those lean, long blocks, flat-faced

and solid, built to the sidewalk's edge. If it was a line of private

houses they were bordered with gloomy little stone-paved areas, and

ornamented with ash-cans and garbage pails. If the avenue end was faced

with tall apartments, their lower margin was infested with a row of

little shops--meat, fish, vegetable, fruit--with all their litter and

refuse and flies, and constant traffic. Now a residence block is a thing

of beauty on all sides. The really necessary shops are maintained, but

planned for in the building, and made beautiful. Those fly-tainted meat

markets no longer exist."

"I _will_ talk!" said Hallie, so plaintively that we all laughed and let

her.

"That first one I was telling you about was very charming and

attractive. There were arrangements on the top floor for nurseries and

child gardens; and the roof was for children all day; evenings the

grown-ups had it. Great care was taken by the management in letting this

part to the best professionals in child culture.

"There were big rooms, too, for meetings and parties; places for

billiards and bowling and swimming--it was planned for real human

enjoyment, like a summer hotel."

"But I thought you said this place was for women," I incautiously

ventured.

"Oh, Uncle John! And has it never occurred to you that women like to

amuse themselves? Or that professional women have men relatives and men

friends? There were plenty of men in the building, and plenty more to

visit it. They were shown how nice it was, you see. But the chief card

was the food and service. This company engaged, at high wages,

first-class houseworkers, and the residents paid for them by the hour;

and they had a food service which was beyond the dreams of--of--homes,

or boarding houses."

"Your professional women must have been millionaires," I mildly

suggested.

"You think so because you do not understand the food business, Uncle

John; nobody did in those days. We were so used to the criminal waste of

individual housekeeping, with its pitifully low standards, and to

monotonous low-grade restaurant meals, with their waste and extortion,

that it never occurred to us to estimate the amount of profit there

really was in the business. These far-seeing women were pioneers--but

not for long! Dozens are claiming first place now, just as the early

'Women's Clubs' used to.

"They established in that block a meal service that was a wonder for

excellence, and for cheapness, too; and people began to learn."

I was impressed, but not convinced, and she saw it.

"Look here, Uncle John, I hate to use figures on a helpless listener,

but you drive me to it."

Then she reached for the bookcase and produced her evidence, sparingly,

but with effect. She showed me that the difference between the expense

of hiring separate service and the same number of people patronizing a

service company was sufficient to reduce expenses to the patrons and

leave a handsome payment for the company.

Owen looked on, interpreting to my ignorance.

"You never kept house, old, man," he said, "nor thought much about it, I

expect; but you can figure this out for yourself easily enough. Here

were a hundred families, equal to, say, five hundred persons. They hired

a hundred cooks, of course; paid them something like six dollars a

week--call it five on an average. There's $500 a week, just for

cooks--$26,000 a year!"

"Now, as a matter of fact (our learned daughter tells us this), ten

cooks are plenty for five hundred persons--at the same price would cost

$1,300 a year!"

"Ten are plenty, and to spare," said Hallie; "but we pay them

handsomely. One chef at $8,000; two next bests at $2,000 each, four

thousand; two at $1,000 apiece, two thousand; five at $800, four

thousand. That's $13,000--half what we paid before, and the difference

in service between a kitchen maid and a scientific artist."

"Fifty per cent, saved on wages, and 500 per cent, added to skill," Owen

continued. "And you can go right on and add 90 per cent, saving in fuel,

90 per cent, in plant, 50 per cent, in utensils, and--how much is it,

Hallie, in materials?"

Hallie looked very important.

"Even when they first started, when food was shamefully expensive and

required all manner of tests and examinations, the saving was all of 60

per cent. Now it is fully 80 per cent."

"That makes a good deal all told, Uncle John," Jerrold quietly remarked,

handing me a bit of paper. "You see, it does leave a margin of profit."

I looked rather helplessly at the figures; also at Hallie.

"It is a shame, Uncle, to hurry you so, but the sooner you get these

little matters clear in your head, the better. We have these great food

furnishing companies, now, all over the country; and they have market

gardens and dairies and so on, of their own. There is a Food Bureau in

every city, and a National Food Bureau, with international relations.

The best scientific knowledge is used to study food values, to improve

old materials and develop new ones; there's a tremendous gain."

"But--do the people swallow things as directed by the government?" I

protested. "Is there no chance to go and buy what you want to eat when

you want it?"

They rose to their feet with one accord. Jerrold seized me by the hand.

"Come on, Uncle!" he cried. "Now is as good a time as any. You shall see

our food department--come to scoff and remain to prey--if you like."

The elevator took us down, and I was led unresistingly among their

shining modernities.

"Here is the source of supply," said Owen, showing where the basement

supply room connected with a clean, airy subway under the glass-paved

sidewalk. "Ice we make, drinking water we distil, fuel is wired to us;

but the food stuffs are brought this way. Come down early enough and you

would find these arteries of the city flowing steadily with----"

"Milk and honey," put in Jerrold.

"With the milk train, the meat train, the vegetable train, and so on."

"Ordered beforehand?" I asked.

"Ordered beforehand. Up to midnight you may send down word as to the

kind of mushrooms you prefer--and no extra charge. During the day you

can still order, but there's a trifle more expense--not much. But most

of us are more than content to have our managers cater for us. From the

home outfit you may choose at any time. There are lists upstairs, and

here is the array."

There were but few officials in this part of the great establishment at

this hour, but we were politely shown about by a scholarly looking man

in white linen, who had been reading as we entered. They took me between

rows of glass cases, standing as books do in the library, and showed me

the day's baking; the year's preserves; the fragrant, colorful shelves

of such fruit and vegetables as were not fresh picked from day to day.

"We don't get to-day's strawberries till the local ones are ripe,"

Jerrold told us. "These are yesterday's, and pretty good yet."

"Excuse me, but those have just come in," said the white-linen person;

"this morning's picking, from Maryland."

I tasted them with warm approval. There was a fascinating display of

cakes and cookies, some old favorites, some of a new but attractive

aspect; and in glass-doored separate ice-chambers, meats, fish, milk,

and butter.

"Can people come in here and get what they want, though?" I inquired

triumphantly.

"They can, and occasionally they do. But what it will take you some time

to realize, John," my sister explained, "is the different attitude of

people toward their food. We are all not only well fed--sufficiently

fed--but so wisely fed that we seldom think of wanting anything further.

When we do we can order from upstairs, come down to the eating room and

order, send to the big depots if it is some rare thing, or even come in

like this. To the regular purchasers it is practically free."

"And how if you are a stranger--a man in the street?"

"In every city in our land you may go into any eating house and find

food as good--and cheap--as this," said Hallie, triumphantly.

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