In the morning, however, after family prayers, his host said to him--

“I thought I detected an unsatisfied look on your face as you entered

the room, my friend. I think I know the reason of it. I dare say you

have been accustomed to something which you failed to find on the table

in your room. I am sure of it. I have inquired, and I am very sorry for

the omission. But make your mind easy; look on your table to-night, and

I think you will be satisfied.”

This was not so bad, the visitor thought; though not everything, still a

whisky and soda going to bed was better than nothing.

He had his customary claret at his lunch in the pavilion that day, so

he did not mind the sibilant but unsatisfying syphons at dinner. But he

felt tired that night, he said, and went oft early to bed.

Switching on the light, he hurried to the table for the promised treat.

He found that the table bore nothing except a large Bible, bound in

leather!

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