When the lady asked him--

“And what might be the real value of one of those Bibles?” he replied--

“Anything from a thousand pounds up. I believe that one was bought by an

American a short time ago for over four thousand pounds.”

“What! Not really? A thousand pounds?” she cried. “Will you kindly

give me his address? I must write to him for a subscription for our new

bells.”

“For goodness' sake don't tell him that you heard of his good luck from

me,” cried Mr. Tomlinson.

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