I.--THE ILLUSTRIOUS STRANGER

ALL THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM at Burford, as I have ventured

to suggest. But the majority of the inhabitants think that they are.

Probably at one time they were; but with the development of the spirit

of modern enterprise in the town a new complexion has been put upon

various features associated with the daily life of the place, so that

one needs to go beneath the surface of things in general in order to

find out what they really are.

It was literally the new complexion put upon a very ordinary commercial

undertaking that caused some of the most self-respecting of the

inhabitants to forget themselves upon one occasion a year or two ago.

To be sure, they had done nothing that should have caused even the most

susceptible a qualm; but they thought they had, and this impression was

strengthened by the attitude of a good many of their friends, so that

the result was just as unpleasant to them as if they had been guilty of

some gross piece of foolishness.

The circumstances of this new complexion must be dealt with in detail in

order to be fully appreciated by people outside Burford.

When an announcement appeared in the local newspapers that the town

would shortly be visited by a distinguished Hindu, the Cachar of

Darjeeling, a considerable amount of excitement was caused in the best

circles of Burford Society--the best circles, it is scarcely necessary

to say, are those that have their centre somewhere in the new quarter,

the bright red-brick villa quarter of the town--and every one was

inquiring what Mrs. Paston would do in the matter. Mrs. Paston had

obtained in many quarters an ample recognition of her authority as

_arbiter elegantarium_, and her lead in social matters was regarded as

inevitable even by those who could not conscientiously accept her dicta

as the last word on every point.

What will Mrs. Paston do when the Cachar of Darjeeling comes to Burford?

That was the question which people asked of one another over cups of tea

with occasional muffins; and the result of many conferences under these

or similar conditions was a resolution that a deputation of ladies

appointed themselves to wait on her, one at a time, to learn what she

really meant to do.

But it seemed that Mrs. Paston had not quite made up her mind on the

matter. The Cachar of Darjeeling is, of course, a prince--quite as much

a prince as the others one hears about--begums, sowdars, rajahs, jams,

ranees, gaekwars, khansamahs--all referred to by Mr. Kipling; and, of

course, being a prince, he was, _ex officio_, eligible to be received

even by the best people in Burford. To be sure, she had heard it said

that--that--but for that matter there was as much wickedness at home, if

people only took the trouble to look for it; and there was no need

for people with daughters to put them forward in the presence of

distinguished strangers, whether Indian princes or Austrian counts.

That was how Mrs. Paston took the various deputations of one into her

confidence when they endeavoured to find out what she meant to do in

regard to the coming visit of the distinguished Oriental, and they

interpreted her mystic phrases as meaning that she meant to keep the

Prince to herself. Within a few days the Cachar had come to be alluded

to as “the Prince.” In the English provinces practically every man of

colour is accepted as a prince--it is a courtesy title, pretty much the

same as the title of Madame which goes with a bonnet shop in the West

End. Even the dusky person who accompanies the clergyman to the platform

when a lecture is about to be given upon missionary work in the East, is

referred to as “the Prince” that being the sanctioned English equivalent

to his native title, which conveys nothing to the general public.

Yes, it seemed pretty clear that Mrs. Paston intended to keep the

distinguished visitor to herself--that was why she made herself

ambiguous when approached on the subject of his reception.

But there were other authorities besides Mrs. Pas-ton, and one of them

was Mrs. Maxwell. She was the wife of a retired Indian Civil Servant,

and the _quasi_ Reception Committee showed some eagerness to learn what

her attitude would be in regard to the coming Cachar of Darjeeling.

But Mrs. Maxwell said that her husband thought there had as usual been

some misprint or mixing up of words in the paper, for he had never heard

of the Cachar of Darjeeling; though there was a place named Cachar, and

it was in Darjeeling, and very likely there was a prince or whatever

they chose to call him in the neighbourhood.

This was not getting much farther on in the solution of the question

that agitated the red-tiled group of Burford Society. It was pointed out

by one sagacious lady that the fact of there being a place named Cachar

in Darjeeling did not make it impossible that there should be a title

of Cachar. They had not to go far from home for an example of this. Was

there not a Lochiel in Scotland, and yet Lochiel was a place? Was there

not a Magillicuddy in Ireland, and Magillicuddy was a mountain? It was

pretty obvious that both Mrs. Maxwell and Mrs. Paston were temporising

with the Committee; each was doing her best to put the others off the

idea of leaving cards upon the Cachar, hoping to take him under her own

wing and keep him there.

That was the opinion of more than one of the inquirers, and a good deal

of bitterness was occasioned by the reticence of the leaders. But no one

seemed to know what was the object of the Princes visit to Burford, how

long it was going to last, or with whom he meant to stay.

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