Some time ago a mason, while doing some repairs in a room in a very old
timbered house, disclosed some oak panelling which probably belonged
to the sixteenth century. The news of the discovery went abroad, and a
collector of “antiques” in the neighbourhood bought the woodwork for
a hundred pounds--far more than it was worth, of course, but that is
nothing; the effect of the find and of the sale was disastrous to the
occupants of other old houses, for they forthwith summoned masons and
carpenters and began pulling down their walls, feeling sure that a
hundred pounds' worth of panelling was within their reach. They were all
disappointed; for several years had passed before the landlord of the
chief hotel--it had once been the county town house of a great local
family--found behind the battens which served as the stretchers of the
canvas that bore some very common paper in his coffee-room, a long range
of oak wainscoting covered with paint. The usual local antiquary made
his appearance, and through dilating upon its beauty and abusing the
vandalism that had spread those coats of paint upon the oak, induced the
landlord to give the order to have the panels “stripped” and made good.
He little knew what he had let himself in for! The carpenters and the
painters attacked the room with spirit (of turpentine), and for weeks it
remained in their hands; for it was found that at least twenty coats of
paint were upon the woodwork, and that a great portion of it was only
held together by the paint, so that with the removal of this binding
medium the panels became splinters.
Before the end of a profitless six weeks the good landlord was wishing
with all his heart that that relic of a bygone period had been allowed
to rest comfortably buried beneath the papered canvas that had entombed
it all. The bill that he had to pay for the restoration was for such a
sum as would have been sufficient to buy the same quantity of absolutely
new panelling, he explained to some people to whom he went for sympathy!
He laid great stress upon the fact that he could actually have got new
panelling for the price of repairing the old!
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And this was the spirit in which a far-seeing but non-antiquarian lady,
who lived in another ancient house in the same street, received the
liberal offer of a gentleman from the United States who had taken a
fancy to her oak staircase. It was a commonplace type and might be found
by the dozen in any old town; but he told her that he would pay her a
hundred pounds for it, and she jumped at his offer. The staircase was
carted away and a new one of serviceable deal, absolutely fresh from the
carpenter's shop, was put in its place.
Her example induced a relation of hers--also a maiden approaching the
venerable stage--to sell the panelling of one room, the fireplace of
another, the Georgian pillared cupboards of a third, and actually
the old black and white slabs of the square hall. Hearing of all this
selling going on, an enthusiast made her an offer for the pillared porch
of the house, and another for the leaden cistern on the roof and the
copper rain-water head. Last of all, a man who was building a house in
imitation of the old in the neighbourhood set covetous eyes upon her
twisted chimney-pots and some peculiar coping tiles on the roof. She
accepted every offer--with modifications; but when she had fulfilled her
part of the business she found herself a solitary figure amid the ruin
of a nice house, but with a nice little sum in her pocket. It was at
this juncture that an enterprising tradesman from Brindlington, who was
on the look out for “branches,” came upon the half-dismantled house.
Thinking that it was about to be pulled down, he made inquiries about
it, and these he considered so satisfactory that he bought, at a good
price, all that the previous speculators had left of it, completed their
work of demolition, and within six months had erected upon the site
some “desirable business premises” in the cheapest red brick, with an
inconceivable broad expanse of plate-glass which he called somebody's
“Co-operative Stores.” He had co-operated with so many people in
carrying out the work of destruction in regard to the old premises, it
seemed only fit that the same principle should be maintained in their
reconstruction. The place is only a branch establishment, but it is said
to be flourishing as well as the parent tree.