CHAPTER ONE--THE VILLAGE

ONE MORNING A FEW MONTHS AGO A foreigner under the influence of

an aeroplane descended somewhat hurriedly in a broad and--as he

ascertained--a soft meadow in Nethershire; and while he was picking

up his matches preparatory to lighting his cigarette--he has always a

cigarette in his waistcoat pocket, for a man with a Kodak may be lurking

behind the nearest tree--an agricultural labourer on his way to his work

looked over the hedge at him. The foreign person noticed him, and after

trying him in vain with German, French, and Hungarian, fell back upon

English, and in the few words of that language which he knew, inquired

the name of the place. “Why, Bleybar Lane, to be sure,” replied the man,

perceiving the trend of the question with the quick intelligence of the

agricultural labourer; and when the stranger shook his head and lapsed

into Russian, begging him to be more precise (for the aviator had not

altogether recovered from the daze of his sudden arrival), the man

repeated the words in a louder tone, “Bleybar Lane--everybody knows

Bleybar Lane; and that's Thurswell that you can't see, beyond the

windmill,” and then walked on. Happily our parson, who had watched the

descent of the stranger and was hastening to try if he could be of any

help to him, came up at that moment and explained that he was in

England, where English was, up to that time at least, spoken in

preference to German or, indeed, any other language, and that breakfast

would be ready at the Rectory in an hour.

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