CHASING A MAJOR-GENERAL

The car had been side-tracked at Fort Keough, and on the following

morning the porter shook me, and announced that it was five o’clock.

An hour later I stepped out on the rear platform, and observed that

the sun would rise shortly, but that meanwhile the air was chill, and

that the bald, square-topped hills of the “bad lands” cut rather hard

against the gray of the morning. Presently a trooper galloped up with

three led horses, which he tied to a stake. I inspected them, and saw

that one had a “cow saddle,” which I recognized as an experiment

suggested by the general. The animal bearing it had a threatening

look, and I expected a repetition of a performance of a few days

before, when I had chased the general for over three hours, making in

all twenty-eight miles.

Before accepting an invitation to accompany an Indian commission into

the Northwest I had asked the general quietly if this was a

“horseback” or a “wagon outfit.” He had assured me that he was not a

“wagon man,” and I indeed had heard before that he was not. There is

always a distinction in the army between wagon men and men who go

without wagons by transporting their supplies on pack animals. The

wagon men have always acquired more reputation as travellers than

Indian fighters. In a trip to the Pine Ridge Agency I had discovered

that General Miles was not committed to any strained theory of how

mounted men should be moved. Any settled purpose he might have about

his movements were all locked up in a desperate desire to “get thar.”

Being a little late in leaving a point on the railroad, I rode along

with Lieutenant Guilfoil, of the Ninth, and we moved at a gentle trot.

Presently we met a citizen in a wagon, and he, upon observing the

lieutenant in uniform, pulled up his team and excitedly inquired,

“What’s the matter, Mr. Soldier?”

Guilfoil said nothing was the matter that he knew of.

“Who be you uns after?”

“No one,” replied the lieutenant.

“Well, I just saw a man go whirling up this ’ere valley with a soldier

tearin’ after him fit to kill” (that was the general’s orderly), “and

then comes a lot more soldiers just a-smokin’, and I sort of wondered

what the man had done.”

We laughed, and remarked that the general must be riding pretty hard.

Other citizens we met inquired if that man was a lunatic or a

criminal. The idea of the soldiers pursuing a man in citizen’s clothes

furthered the idea, but we assured them that it was only General Miles

going somewhere.

All of these episodes opened my eyes to the fact that if I followed

General Miles I would have to do some riding such as I had rarely done

before. In coming back to the railroad we left the Pine Ridge Agency

in the evening without supper, and I was careful to get an even start.

My horse teetered and wanted to gallop, but I knew that the

twenty-eight miles would have to be done at full speed, so I tried to

get him down to a fast trot, which gait I knew would last better; but

in the process of calming him down to a trot I lost sight of the

general and his orderly as they went tearing like mad over a hill

against the last gleam of the sunset. I rode at a very rapid trot over

the hills in the moonlight for over three hours, but I never saw the

general again until I met him at dinner. Then I further concluded that

if I followed the general I would have no time to regait my horses,

but must take them as I found them, gallop or trot. So on this cool

morning at Keough I took observations of the horses which were tied to

the post, with my mind full of misgivings.

[Illustration: GENERAL MILES AND HIS ESCORT]

Patter, patter, patter--clank, clank, clank; up comes the company of

Cheyenne scouts who are to escort the general--fine-looking, tall

young men, with long hair, and mounted on small Indian ponies. They

were dressed and accoutred as United States soldiers, and they fill

the eye of a military man until nothing is lacking. Now the general

steps out of the car and hands the commission into a six-mule

ambulance. I am given a horse, and, mounting, we move off over the

plain and into the hills. The sun comes streaming over the landscape,

and the general is thinking about this old trail, and how years before

he had ploughed his way through the blinding snow to the Lame Deer

fight. I am secretly wishing that it would occupy his mind more fully,

so that my breakfast might settle at the gentle gait we are going, but

shortly he says, “It’s sixty miles, and we must move along.” We break

into a gallop. The landscape is gilded by the morning sun, and the

cool of the October air makes it a perfect thing, but there are

elements in the affair which complicate its perfection. The “bad

lands” are rough, and the general goes down a hill with even more

rapidity than up it. The horses are not the perfect animals of the

bridle-path, but poor old cavalry brutes, procured by the government

under the old contract system, by which the government pays something

like $125 for a $60 horse. This could be remedied by allowing the

officers of each regiment to buy their own horses; but in our army

nothing is remedied, because a lot of nice old gentlemen in Washington

are too conservative to do anything but eat and sleep. There is a bit

of human nature at the bottom of our army organization, and where is

the man who can change that? Men who were the very jewels of the

profession years ago have reached in due time the upper grades of

rank, and occupy the bureaus of the department. These men who have

acquired rank, years, and discretion naturally do nothing, and with

sedate gravity insist that no one else shall do anything. The

ambitious young men have to wait patiently for their retirement, and

in process of waiting they, too, become old and conservative. Old

soldiers are pardonable rubbish, since soldiers, like other men, must

age and decay, the only distinction being that youthful vigor is of

prime importance to a soldier, while in the case of the citizen any

abatement of vigor is rewarded by being shelved. What to do with old

soldiers is a problem which I will hand over to the economists as

being beyond my depth. But to return to the going downhill. General

Miles has acquired his knowledge of riding from wild Indians, and wild

Indians go uphill and downhill as a matter of course at whatever gait

they happen to be travelling. He would make his horse climb a tree

with equal gravity if he was bound that way. The general has known

Indians to ride for two days and a night at a rapid gallop, and it

never occurs to him that he cannot do anything which any one else can;

so he spurs along, and we go cutting around the _coulies_ and bluffs

like frightened antelopes or mad creatures. The escort strings out

behind. This is observed with a grim humor by the general, who desires

nothing so much as to leave his escort far in the rear. He turns in

his saddle, and seeing the dust of the escort far behind, says:

“Shake up the young men a little; do ’em good. They get sleepy;” and

away we go.

It is over thirty miles to the first relay station, or courier’s camp,

and another problem looms up. The general’s weight is over two hundred

pounds, and I confess to two hundred and fifteen avoirdupois, and, as

I have before remarked, my horse was not an Irish hunter, so my musing

took a serious vein. It is all very well for a major-general to ride

down a cavalry horse, but if such an accident were to happen to me,

then my friends in the cavalry would crown me with thorns. Two hundred

and fifteen pounds requires a great deal more careful attention than a

one-hundred-and-forty-pound wasp-waisted cavalryman. What the latter

can do with impunity would put me on foot--a thing that happened some

ten years since in this very State of Montana, and a thing I have

treasured in mind, and will not have repeated. So I brought the old

horse down to a trot, and a good round trot eats up a road in short

order. Your galloper draws away from you, but if the road is long

enough, you find that you are at his heels.

After a good day’s ride of something like sixty miles, we met a troop

of the Eighth Cavalry near its camp on the Tongue River, and the

general is escorted in. The escorts draw into line, salute, and the

general is duly deposited in a big Sibley tent; and I go away on the

arms of some “cavalry kids” (as young lieutenants are called) to a

hole in the ground (a dugout) where they are quartered. On the

following morning I am duly admonished that if my whereabouts could

have been ascertained on the previous evening, the expedition would

have continued to the camp of the First Cavalry. I do not think the

general was unduly severe, desiring simply to shift the

responsibility of the procrastination on to other shoulders, and

meanwhile being content to have things as they were. I was privately

thanked by the citizen members of the commission for the delay I had

caused, since they had a well-grounded conviction that sixty miles a

day in an army ambulance was trouble enough. After some sarcasm by a

jolly young sub, to the effect that “if one wants to call a citizen

out of a tent, one must ring a dinner-bell,” we were again mounted and

on the way. I was badly mounted that day, but able to participate in

the wild charge of forty-five miles to the Lame Deer camp, near the

Cheyenne Agency. The fifty Cheyenne scouts and a troop of the Eighth

were in escort.

By a happy combination I was able to add greatly to my equestrian

knowledge on this ride. It happened in this way; but I must explain.

Some years ago I had occasion to ride a stock saddle (the cowboy

article), and with all the positiveness of immature years, I held all

other trees and all other methods of riding in a magnificent contempt.

Later on I had to be convinced that a great many young cavalry

officers in our service were the most daring and perfect riders, and

that the McClelland saddle was the proper thing. I even elaborated a

theory in explanation of all this, which I had duly shattered for me

when I came East and frequented a New York riding-academy, where a

smiling professor of the art assured me that cowboys and soldiers were

the worst possible riders. Indeed, the sneers of the polite European

were so superlative that I dared not even doubt his statements. Of

course I never quite understood how my old champions of the cattle

range and the war trail could pick things off the ground while in full

career, or ride like mad over the cut banks and bowlders, if they were

such desperately bad riders; and I never was able to completely

understand why my European master could hardly turn in his saddle

without tumbling off. But still he reduced me to submission, and I

ceased even to doubt. I changed my style of riding, in deference to a

public sentiment, and got my legs tucked up under my chin, and learned

to loose my seat at every alternate footfall, and in time acquired a

balance which was as secure as a pumpkin on the side of a barrel. Thus

equipped with all this knowledge and my own saddle, I went out to the

Northwest with the purpose of introducing a little revolution in

cavalry riding. Things went swimmingly for a time. The interpreters

and scouts watched my riding with mingled pity and scorn, but I knew

they were unenlightened, and in no way to be regarded seriously. The

general was duly amused by my teetering, and suggested to the smiling

escort officers that “he has lived so long abroad, you know,” etc.,

all of which I did not mind, for my faith in the eternal art of the

thing was complete. Now to tell how I discovered that I was riding a

seat which was no seat at all, and was only retained by a series of

happy accidents, I will continue. While at the head of the column,

where I could see the deep ruts in the road and the bowlders, and

could dodge the prairie-dog holes, it was simple enough; but my horse

being a very clumsy galloper, and beginning to blow under the pace, I

began to pull up, calculating to get a sharp trot, and overhaul the

column when it slowed down. The column of soldiers dashed by, and the

great cloud of dust rose up behind them which always follows a herd of

animals in the West. Being no longer able to see, the only thing to do

under the circumstances was to give my horse his head, and resign

myself to the chances of a gopher hole, if it was foreordained that my

horse should find one. True to his instincts, my old cavalry horse

plunged into the ranks. You cannot keep a troop horse out of the

ranks. They know their place, and seek it with the exactitude of

water. If the cavalry tactics are ever changed, the present race of

horses will have to be sold, because, while you can teach a horse

anything, you cannot unteach him.

[Illustration: THE SUPPLY TRAIN]

In front I could see two silhouettes of soldiers tearing along, and

behind could hear the heavy pounding of the troop horses, the clank of

arms, the snorts and heavy breathings. I could hardly see my horse’s

head, to say nothing of the ground in front. Here is where the perfect

grip with the thighs is wanted, and here is where the man who is

bundled up like a ball on his horse’s back is in imminent danger of

breaking his neck. I felt like a pack on a government mule, and only

wished I had some one to “throw the diamond hitch over me.” The

inequalities of the road make your horse plunge and go staggering

sidewise, or down on his knees, and it is not at all an unusual thing

for a cavalryman to upset entirely, though nothing short of a total

turn-over will separate a veteran soldier from his horse. After a few

miles of these vicissitudes I gained the head of the column, and when

the pace slackened I turned the whole thing over in my mind, and a

great light seemed to shine through the whole subject. For a smooth

road and a trotting horse, that European riding-master was right; but

when you put a man in the dust or smoke, over the rocks and cut banks,

on the “bucking” horse, or where he must handle his weapons or his

_vieta_, he must have a seat on his mount as tight as a stamp on an

envelope, and not go washing around like a shot in a bottle. In a park

or on a country road, where a man has nothing to do but give his

undivided attention to sticking on his saddle, it has its advantages.

An Indian or a cowboy could take the average park rider off from his

horse, scalp him, hang him on a bush, and never break a gallop. I

do not wish to seem intolerant, because I will say that the most

beautiful horse and the most perfect horseman I have ever seen was the

bay gelding Partisan and his rider in the high-school class at the

recent Horse Show in New York; but I do insist that no one shall for a

moment imagine that the American style of riding is not the firmest of

all seats.

[Illustration: UNITED STATES CAVALRY IN WINTER RIG]

With a repetition of the military forms, we reached the cavalry camp

on the Lame Deer Creek. This is an old battle-ground of the

general’s--his last fight with the Cheyennes, where, as the general

puts it, we “kicked them out of their blankets in the early morning.”

These Indians recognize him as their conqueror, and were allied with

him in the Nez Percé campaign. One old chief pointed to the stars on

his shoulder-strap, and charged him to remember that they helped to

put them there.

That night was very cold, and I slept badly, so at an early hour I

rolled out of my blankets and crawled into my clothes. I stepped out

of my tent, and saw that the stars were yet visible and the light of

the morning warming up to chase the gray shadows over the western

hills. Three tight little cavalry soldiers came out on the parade, and

blew three bugles as hard as ever they could to an unappreciative

audience of sleepy soldiers and solemn hills. I walked down past the

officers’ row, and shook the kinks out of my stiffened knees.

Everything was as quietly dismal as only a sleeping camp can be. The

Sibley containing General Miles showed no signs of life, and until he

arose this little military solar system would not revolve. I bethought

me of the irregulars. They were down in the river bottom--Lieutenant

Casey and his Indian scouts. I knew that Casey had commanded Indian

scouts until his temper was as refined as beaten gold, so I thought it

safer to arouse him than any one else, and, walking down, I scratched

at his tent--which is equivalent to knocking--and received a rather

loud and surly inquiry as to what I wanted. My sensitive nature was so

shocked by this that, like the bad actor, I had hopes for no more

generous gift than a cigarette. I was let into the Sibley, and saw the

ground covered with blanketed forms. One of the swathed forms sat up,

and the captain allowed he wanted to get up in the night, but that

ever since Lieutenant Blank had shot at the orderly he was afraid to

move about in the gloom. Lieutenant B. sat up and denied the

impeachment. Another officer arose and made some extended remarks on

the unseemly disturbance at this unseasonable hour. To pass over these

inequalities of life, I will say that the military process of

stiffening a man’s backbone and reducing his mind to a logarithm

breeds a homogeneous class whom we all know. They have small waists,

and their clothes fit them; they are punctilious; they respect forms,

and always do the dignified and proper thing at the particular

instant, and never display their individuality except on two

occasions: one is the field of battle and the other is before

breakfast. Some bright fellow will one day tell in print the droll

stock anecdotes of the United States army, and you’ll all agree that

they are good. They are better, though, if you sit in a Sibley on a

cold morning while the orderly boils the coffee; and are more

fortunate if you have Ned Casey to embellish what he calls the

international complications which arose from the bombardment of Canada

with paving-stones by a drunken recruit at Detroit.

After the commission had talked to a ring of drowsy old chiefs, and

the general had reminded them that he had thrashed them once, and was

perfectly willing to do it again if they did not keep in the middle of

the big road, the commission was loaded into the ambulances.

[Illustration: UNITED STATES INFANTRY IN WINTER RIG]

The driver clucked and whistled and snapped his whip as a preliminary

which always precedes the concerted movement of six mules, and we

started. This time I found that I had a mount that was “a horse from

the ground up,” as they phrase it in the red-blooded West. Well it was

so, for at the relay camp I had issued to me a sorrel ruin which in

the pristine vigor of its fifth year would not have commanded the

value of a tin cup. After doing a mile of song and dance on this poor

beast I dismounted, and shifting my saddle back to my led horse of the

morning, which was led by a Crow scout, made the sixty-mile march of

that day on the noble animal. Poor old chap, fit for a king, good for

all day and the next, would bring six hundred dollars in the New York

Horse Exchange, but condemned to pack a trooper in the ranks until a

penurious government condemns and sells him to a man who, nine times

out of ten, by the law of God, ought not to be intrusted with the

keeping of the meanest of his creatures, to say nothing of his noblest

work--a horse. “Such is life,” is the salve a good soldier puts on his

wounds.

During the day we went all over the battle-field of the Little Big

Horn. I heard a good deal of professional criticism, and it is my

settled conviction that had Reno and Benteen gone in and fought as

hard as they were commanded to do, Custer would have won his fight,

and to-day be a major-general. The military moral of that affair for

young soldiers is that when in doubt about what to do it is always

safe to go in and fight “till you drop,” remembering that, however a

citizen may regard the proposition, a soldier cannot afford to be

anything else than a “dead lion.”

We were nearing the Crow Agency and Fort Custer, and it is against all

my better impulses, and with trepidation at the impropriety of

unveiling the truth, that I disclose the fact that the general would

halt the column at a convenient distance from a post, and would then

exchange his travel-worn garb for glittering niceties of a

major-general’s uniform. The command then advanced into the fort. The

guns bellowed and the cavalry swung into line, while numerous officers

gathered, in all the perfection of neat-fitting uniforms, to receive

him. At this time the writer eliminated himself from the ceremonial,

and from some point of vantage proceeded to pull up his boots so as to

cover as much as possible the gaping wounds in his riding-trousers,

and tried vainly to make a shooting-jacket fit like an officer’s

blouse, while he dealt his hat sundry thumps in a vain endeaver to

give it a more rakish appearance. He was then introduced and

apologized for in turn. To this day he hopes the mantle of charity was

broad enough to cover his case.

What a contrast between soldiers in field and soldiers in garrison!

Natty and trim--as straight as a sapling, with few words and no

gestures--quite unlike those of two days, or rather nights, ago, when

the cold froze them out of their blankets, and they sat around the

camp-fires pounding tin cans and singing the Indian medicine song with

a good Irish accent. Very funny that affair--the mixture of Cheyenne

and Donnybrook is a strange noise.

The last stage from Custer to the railroad is thirty-five miles and a

half, which we did with two relays, the latter half of it in the

night. There was no escort--only two orderlies and the general--and I

pattered along through the gloom. The clouds hung over the earth in a

dense blanket, and the road was as dim as a Florentine fresco; but

night nor cold nor heat can bring General Miles to a walk, and the

wild charge in the dark was, as an experience, a complete thing. You

cannot see; you whirl through a cañon cut in the mud; you plough

through the sage-brush and over the rocks clatter and bang. The

general is certainly a grim old fellow--one of the kind that make

sparks fly when he strikes an obstacle. I could well believe the old

Fifth Infantryman who said “he’s put many a corn on a dough-boy’s

foot,” and it’s a red-letter day for any one else that keeps at his

horse’s heels. You may ride into a hole, over a precipice, to

perdition, if it’s your luck on this night, but is not the general in

front? You follow the general--that’s the grand idea--that is the

military idea. If the United States army was strung out in line with

its general ahead, and if he should ride out into the broad Atlantic

and swim to sea, the whole United States army would follow along, for

that’s the idea, you know.

But for the headlong plunge of an orderly, we passed through all

right, with due thankfulness on my part, and got to our car at the

siding, much to the gratification of the Chicago colored man in

charge, who found life at Custer Station a horrid blank. Two hundred

and forty-eight miles in thirty-six hours and a half, and sixty miles

of it on one horse, was not bad riding, considering everything. Not

enough to make a man famous or lame, but enough for the time being.

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