THE REVEREND VISITOR.
When Mr. Banks had taken his leave of the widow in Smart Street, Globe
Town, the latter seated herself in her little parlour to reflect upon
what had passed during the interview.
"Well," she said to herself, "that certainly is a wery singular man. To
have knowed my husband so well, and for me never to have knowed _him_!
P'raps, after all, my poor Mat was fond of the public-house, and didn't
like to speak of the acquaintances he met there. That accounts for his
never mentioning Mr. Banks's name. But for a man like Mr. Banks to come
here whimpering and crying over a corpse which he never see living,
shows a excellent heart. Mr. Banks must be a wery amiable man. And yet I
always heerd say that butchers and undertakers was the most unfeelingest
of men. They never let butchers set on juries; but I'm sure if
undertakers is so milk-hearted, _they_ may set on juries, or up in
pulpits, or any where else, for my part. Mr. Banks is a wery respectable
man--and a wery pious one too. I'm sure I thought he was going to sing a
hymn--'specially after the dodger of gin he took. The minister that he
said he'd send to me must be a holy man: I shall put confidence in
him--and foller his advice."
A tap at the parlour door interrupted Mrs. Smith's reverie; and the
Buffer's wife entered the room.
"How do you do this morning, ma'am?" said Moll Wicks. "I thought I heerd
that you had company just now?"
"Only Mr. Banks, the undertaker, Mrs. Wicks."
"Oh! Mr. Banks, was it?" ejaculated the Buffer's wife, who now began to
comprehend a part of the Resurrection Man's plan: "and a highly
respectable individual he is too."
"Do you know any thing of him, Mrs. Wicks?"
"Certainly I do, ma'am. He buried my grandfather and grandmother, my
great uncle and my lame aunt, and never took no more than expenses out
of pocket," answered Moll--although be it well remembered, she had never
seen nor heard of Mr. Banks before the preceding evening.
"Ah! well--I thought I couldn't be wrong," observed the widow, extremely
satisfied with this information.
"And so I suppose, ma'am, you've made the arrangements with him for the
funeral?"
"Just so," responded Mrs. Smith; "and in the course of the day I expect
a wery pious minister of Mr. Banks's acquaintance."
Scarcely were these words uttered, when a modest double knock at the
front door was heard--a summons which Mrs. Wicks volunteered to answer.
The moment she opened the door, an ejaculation of surprise was about to
issue from her tongue; but the individual whom she saw upon the
threshold put his finger to his lips to impose silence.
The Buffer's wife responded with a significant nod, and introduced the
visitor into the widow's parlour.
Moll Wicks then withdrew to her own room.
Meantime the visitor stood in the presence of Mrs. Smith, who beheld
before her a short man, with a pale face, dark piercing eyes, shaggy
brows, and long straggling black hair. He was dressed in a respectable
suit of mourning, and wore a clean white cravat.
"Pardon me, ma'am, if I intrude," said the visitor; "but my friend Mr.
Banks--"
"Oh! sir, you are quite welcome," ejaculated the widow. "Pray sit down,
sir. I presume you are the reverend minister--"
"I am a humble vessel of the Lord," answered the visitor, casting down
his eyes with great meekness: "and I am come to see in what way I can be
useful to a respectable widow of whom my friend, the excellent Mr.
Banks, has spoken so very highly."
"The truth is, reverend sir," said the widow, sinking her voice, and
drawing her chair closer up to her sanctified visitor, "I want some good
advice how to act in a wery partickler matter."
"It is my business to give good advice," was the reply.
"I thought so, reverend sir; and if Mat had been alive, I should have
told him that I thought so. Howsomever, this is what I want to know
about. An old gentleman dies yesterday morning in my house; and he
leaves a little money--thirty or forty pounds, or so--behind him. He
always paid his way with me; and so I don't start no claim to a farthing
of it. He has no name--no friends--no relations--no nothing: now the
question is, sir, what am I to do with this here money that he's left
behind him?"
"You are a very honest woman, Mrs. Smith," answered the reverend
gentleman; "and you conduct yourself in a most creditable way in this
respect. Many people would have put the money into their own pockets."
"And that's just what a female lodger of mine wanted me to do, reverend
sir," exclaimed the landlady. "But I know myself better. Dead man's
money never did no one no good unless it was properly left, as the
saying is. Mrs. Wicks would have had me keep it all quiet; and I must
say that I was surprised at the perposal. But, between you and me, sir,
I don't think overmuch of my lodgers, although they do pay their rent
pretty reg'lar. The man doesn't seem to have any work or employment; and
yet they live on the best--biled beef one day, steaks the next, bacon
and greens the next--and so on. I know that _I_ can't do it on nothing.
And then they have their ale at dinner, and their gin of an evening. For
my part I can't understand it. The man keeps late hours too; and the
woman swears like a trooper when she's got a drop too much. But then, as
I said, they pays their way; and a lone widder like me doesn't dare ask
no questions."
"Of course not," said the reverend gentleman. "I think you stated that
the name of the lodgers you allude to is Wicks?"
"Yes, sir--Wicks."
"I know them--by reputation only. They have an annuity of eighty pounds
a-year, and are very respectable people. Their only fault is that they
are rather fond of company--and that, perhaps, makes them stay out late
now and then."
"Well, sir, if a pious gentleman like you thinks well on them, it isn't
for a poor ignorant creatur' like me to say black's the white of their
eye.... They pays their way; and that's all I ought to bother myself
about. But, as I was a-saying, the old gentleman which lodged with me
dies, and leaves some money behind him. There ain't kith or kin to claim
it. Now what had I better do with it?"
"The ecclesiastical law--"
"Sir?"
"The law of Doctors' Commons, I mean, is very particular on this head,"
said the reverend visitor. "There are only two things to do."
"And which be they, sir?" asked the widow.
"Either to go and put the money into the Chancery Court, or to bury it
in the coffin along with the deceased."
"And suppose I put it into the Chancery Court, sir?"
"Then no one will ever get it out again--that's all."
"But if some relation comes for'ard?"
"Then he'll just have to pay two pounds costs for every pound he draws
out."
"Lack-a-daisy me!" ejaculated the widow. "I raly think it would be best
to bury the money in the poor old gentleman's coffin."
"I am sure it would be," said the reverend adviser; "and although you
would be giving up a treasure in this life, you would be laying up for
yourself a treasure in heaven."
"Ah! well-a-day, sir--we must all think of that. I shall foller your
advice, and bury the money with the poor man in his coffin."
"Without mentioning the business to a soul except Mr. Banks," said the
saintly man, in an impressive tone.
"Or else his rest might be disturbed--eh, sir?" demanded the widow,
sinking her voice to a whisper. "But do you think there's such people as
resurrection men now-a-days?"
"Resurrection men!" ejaculated the reverend visitor, bursting out into a
laugh; "no, my dear madam--society has got rid of those abominations."
"Then where do surgeons get corpses from, sir?"
"From the hulks, the prisons, and the workhouses," was the answer.
"What! poor creatures which goes to the workus!" cried Mrs. Smith,
revolting at the idea.
"Yes--ma'am; but the surgeons don't like them as subjects, because
they're nothing but skin and bone."
"Well, for my part," exclaimed the widow, wiping away a tear, "I think
it's wery hard if, after paying rates and taxes for a many--many year, I
should be obleeged to go to the workus, and then be cut up in a
surgeon's slaughter-house at last."
"Ah! my dear ma'am, these are sad times--very sad times," said the
sanctified gentleman. "But a woman who does her duty to her fellow
creatures as you do, need fear nothing; heaven will protect you!"
With these words the holy man rose from his seat, and prepared to
depart.
"I hope Mr. Banks has engaged you to perform the service over my poor
deceased lodger, sir?" said the widow, as she conducted him to the door.
"He has, ma'am," was the reply; and the reverend minister took his leave
of Mrs. Smith, from whose mind a considerable load was removed by the
suggestion she had received relative to the disposal of the money of her
defunct lodger--a suggestion which she now determined to follow to the
very letter.
In the mean time the Rattlesnake had been left alone at the mysterious
dwelling which she and her terrible paramour inhabited.
Before the Resurrection Man went out, after the call of Mr. Banks, he
threw aside his every-day garb, and put on a complete suit of black. He
performed the ceremony of his toilet somewhat hurriedly; and the
Rattlesnake perceived with the most unfeigned delight that he forgot to
transfer the contents of the pockets of his old garments to those of his
new ones. At length he went out; and the Rattlesnake instantly commenced
a strict examination of the clothes which he had just put off.
There were a few papers and dirty letters, but of those the woman took
no notice. Neither did her fingers clutch greedily the three or four
sovereigns which were contained in a greasy purse. A bunch of keys--the
principal object of her search--rivetted all her attention--engrossed
all her interest.
Without a moment's delay, she descended the stairs, and issued from the
house. She darted up the narrow alley, paused at the side door, and
tried the lock with the different keys. The last of all was the one
which opened the door.
The heart of the Rattlesnake beat with joy as she entered the passage,
and closed the door carefully behind her.
She first peeped into the front room, and by the faint light that was
admitted through the heart-shaped holes in the shutters, she beheld only
the implements peculiar to the avocation of a resurrection man; namely,
flexible iron rods to sound the depths of graves, and long poles with
hooks at the ends to drag up bodies, together with saws, spades,
pickaxes, trowels, ropes, skeleton-keys, &c. &c.
The Rattlesnake then entered the back room, which was small, damp, and
in a dilapidated condition. The plaster of the walls had given way in
several places; and the whole appearance of the chamber seemed to
indicate that it had not been inhabited for many years.
A table, a chair, and a cupboard were all the furniture which the room
contained. On the table lay the mask, and over the chair hung the cloak
in which the Resurrection Man had disguised himself on the preceding
night. The basket, which she had seen him use on the same occasion, and
which was of the kind that housewives take to market to hold their
purchases, lay upon the floor.
The contents and appearance of the room were visible by means of the
light admitted through the shutters.
The door of the cupboard was locked, but one of the keys which the
Rattlesnake had with her speedily unlocked it. There, however, was
nothing either to excite or allay her curiosity--for it was empty.
She now proceeded to examine the chamber more carefully, expecting to
find some secret communication with a subterranean excavation; for she
was still impressed with the idea that she had heard the steps of the
Resurrection Man descend a flight of stairs on the preceding evening;
and she was also convinced that the scream she had then heard had
proceeded from a greater distance or lower depth than the small back
chamber in which she now found herself.
But all her attempts to penetrate this mystery were unavailing; and,
fearful that the Resurrection Man might return and detect her
proceedings, she hastened away from the ground floor of this strange
house.
Carefully locking the doors after her, she succeeded in reaching the
upper story and replacing the keys where she had found them, some time
ere she heard the steps of the Resurrection Man ascending the staircase.
When he entered the bed-room to change his clothes once more, he found
her busily engaged in some domestic occupation; and, as she welcomed him
in her usual manner, not a suspicion of her proceedings entered his
mind.
"Well," he said, as he assumed his common garb, "I have managed this
business. I have played the parson to some purpose; and the old woman
has consented to bury the yellow boys along with the old fellow. I shall
now sit down and write a letter to a certain Mr. Chichester, which
letter you must take to the post yourself. That being done, I can remain
quiet until the evening; and then," he added, with a ferocious leer,
"_then_ for Richard Markham!"