CHAPTER LXV.

THE WRONGS AND CRIMES OF THE POOR.

The parlour of the _Dark-House_ was, as usual, filled with a very

tolerable sprinkle of queer-looking customers. One would have thought,

to look at their beards, that there was not a barber in the whole

district of the Tower Hamlets; and yet it appears to be a social

peculiarity, that the lower the neighbourhood, the more numerous the

shaving-shops. Amongst the very rich classes, nobles and gentlemen are

shaved by their valets: the males of the middle grade shave themselves;

and the men of the lower orders are shaved at barbers' shops. Hence the

immense number of party-coloured poles projecting over the pavement of

miserable and dirty streets, and the total absence of those signs in

wealthy districts.

The guests in the _Dark-House_ parlour formed about as pleasant an

assemblage of scamps as one could wish to behold. The establishment was

a notorious resort for thieves and persons of the worst character; and

no one who frequented it thought it worth while to shroud his real

occupation beneath an air of false modesty. The conversation in the

parlour, therefore, usually turned upon the tricks and exploits of the

thieves frequenting the place; and many entertaining autobiographical

sketches were in this way delivered. Women often constituted a portion

of the company in the parlour; and they were invariably the most noisy

and quarrelsome of all the guests. Whenever the landlord was compelled

to call in the police, to have a clearance of the house--a proceeding to

which he only had recourse when his guests were drunk and penniless, and

demanded supplies of liquor upon credit,--a woman was sure to be at the

bottom of the row; and a virago of Spitalfields would think no more of

smashing every window in the house, or dashing out the landlord's brains

with one of his own pewter-pots, than of tossing off a tumbler of raw

gin without winking.

On the evening of which we are writing there were several women in the

parlour of the _Dark-House_. These horrible females were the "blowens"

of the thieves frequenting the house, and the principal means of

disposing of the property stolen by their paramours. They usually ended

by betraying their lovers to the police, in fits of jealousy; and

yet--by some strange infatuation on the part of those lawless men--the

women who acted in this way speedily obtained fresh husbands upon the

morganatic system. For the most part, these females are disfigured by

intemperance; and their conversation is far more revolting than that of

the males. Oh! there is no barbarism in the whole world so truly

horrible and ferocious--so obscene and shameless--as that which is found

in the poor districts of London!

Alas! what a wretched mockery it is to hold grand meetings at Exeter

Hall, and proclaim, with all due pomp and ceremony, how many savages in

the far-off islands of the globe have been converted to Christianity,

when here--at home, under our very eyes--even London itself swarms with

infidels of a more dangerous character:--how detestable is it for

philanthropy to be exercised in clothing negroes or Red Men thousands of

miles distant, while our own poor are cold and naked at our very

doors:--how monstrously absurd to erect twelve new churches in Bethnal

Green, and withhold the education that would alone enable the poor to

appreciate the doctrines enunciated from that dozen of freshly-built

pulpits!

But to return to the parlour of the _Dark-House_.

In one corner sate the Resurrection Man and the Cracksman, each with a

smoking glass of gin-and-water before him. They mingled but little in

the conversation, contenting themselves with laughing an approval of any

thing good that fell upon their ears, and listening to the discourse

that took place around them.

"Now, come, tell us, Joe," said a woman with eyes like saucers, hair

like a bundle of tow, and teeth like dominoes, and addressing herself to

a man who was dressed like a coal-heaver,--"tell us, Joe, how you come

to be a prig?"

"Ah! do, Joe--there's a good feller," echoed a dozen voices, male and

female.

"Lor' it's simple enough," cried the man thus appealed to: "every poor

devil must become a thief in time."

"That's what you say, Tony," whispered the Cracksman to the Resurrection

Man.

"Of course he must," continued the coal-heaver; "more partickler them as

follows my old trade--for though I've got on the togs of a whipper, I

ain't one no longer. The dress is convenient--that's all."

"The Blue-bottles don't twig--eh?" cried the woman with the domino

teeth.

"That's it: but you asked me how I come to be a prig--I'll tell you. My

father was a coal-whipper, and had three sons. He brought us all up to

be coal-whippers also. My eldest brother was drownded in the pool one

night when he was drunk, after only drinking about two pots of the

publicans' beer: my other brother died of hunger in Cold-Bath Fields

prison, where he was sent for three months for taking home a bit of coal

one night to his family when he couldn't get his wages paid him by the

publican that hired the gang in which he worked. My father died when he

was forty--and any one to have seen him would have fancied he was

sixty-five at least--so broke down was he with hard work and drinking.

But no coal-whipper lives to an old age: they all die off at about

forty--old men in the wery prime of life."

"And why's that?" demanded the large-toothed lady.

"Why not?" repeated the man. "Because a coal-whipper isn't a human

being--or if he is, he isn't treated as such: and so I've always thought

he must be different from the rest of the world."

"How isn't he treated like any one else?"

"In the first place, he doesn't get paid for his labour in a proper way.

Wapping swarms with low public-houses, the landlords of which act as

middle-men between the owners of the colliers and the men that's hired

to unload 'em. A coal-whipper can't get employment direct from the

captain of the collier: the working of the collier is farmed by them

landlords I speak of; and the whipper must apply at their houses. Those

whippers as drinks the most always gets employment first; and whether a

whipper chooses to drink beer or not, it's always sent three times a-day

on board the colliers for the gangs. And, my eye! what stuff it is!

Often and often have we throwed it away, 'cos we could'nt possibly drink

it--and it must be queer liquor that a coal-whipper won't drink!"

"I should think so too. But go on."

"Well, I used to earn from fifteen to eighteen shillings a-week; and out

of that, eight was always stopped for the beer; and if I didn't spend

another or two on Saturday night when I received the balance, the

landlord set me down as a stingy feller and put a cross agin my name in

his book."

"What was that for?"

"Why, not to give me any more work till he was either forced to do so

for want of hands, or I made it up with him by standing a crown bowl of

punch. So what with one thing and another, I had to keep myself, my

wife, and three children, on about seven or eight shillings

a-week--after working from light to dark."

"And now your wife and children is better purvided for?" said the woman

with the huge teeth.

"Yes--indeed! in the workus," answered the man, sharply. "So now you see

what a coal-whipper's life is. He can't be a sober man if he wishes

to--because he must pay for a certain quantity of drink; and so of

course he won't throw it away, unless it's so bad he can't keep it on

his stomach."

"And was that often the case?"

"Often and often. Well--he can't be a saving man, because he has no

chance of getting his wages under his own management. He is the

publican's slave--the publican's tool and instrument. Negro slavery is

nothing to it. No tyranny is equal to the tyranny of them publicans."

"And why isn't the plan altered?"

"Ah! why? What do the owners of the colliers, or the people that the

cargo's consigned to, care about the poor devils that unload? The

publicans takes the unloading on contract, and employs the whippers in

such away as to get an enormous profit. Talk of appealing to the

owners--what do they care? There has been meetings got up to change the

system--and what's the consekvence? Why, them whippers as attended them

became marked men, never got no more employment, and drownded themselves

in despair, or turned prigs like me."

"Ah! that's better than suicide."

"Well--I don't know, now! But them meetings as I was a-speaking of, got

up deputations to the Court of Aldermen, and the matter was referred to

the Coal and Corn Committee--and there was, as usual, a great talk, but

nothink done. Then an application was made to some Minister--I don't

know which; and he sent back a letter with a seal as big as a

crown-piece, just to say that he'd received the application, and would

give it his earliest attention. Some time passed away, and no more

notice was ever taken of it in that quarter; and so, I s'pose, a

Minister's earliest attention means ten or a dozen years."

"What a shame to treat people so."

"It's only the poor that's treated so. And now I think I have said

enough to show why I turned prig, like a many more whippers from the

port of London. There isn't a more degraded, oppressed, and brutalized

set of men in the world than the whippers. They are born with examples

of drunken fathers afore their eyes; and drunken fathers makes drunken

mothers; and drunken parents makes sons turn out thieves, and daughters

prostitutes;--and that's the existence of the coal-whippers of Wapping.

It ain't their fault: they haven't edication and self-command to refuse

the drink that's forced upon them, and that they must pay for;--and

their sons and daughters shouldn't be blamed for turning out bad. How

can they help it? And yet one reads in the papers that the upper classes

is always a-crying out about the dreadful immorality of the poor!"

"The laws--the laws, you see, Tony," whispered the Cracksman to his

companion.

"Of course," answered the Resurrection Man. "Here we are, in this room,

upwards of twenty thieves and prostitutes: I'll be bound to say that the

laws and the state of society made eighteen of them what they are."

"Nobody knows the miseries of a coal-whipper's life," continued the

orator of the evening, "but him that's been in it his-self. He is always

dirty--always lurking about public-houses when not at work--always ready

to drink--always in debt--and always dissatisfied with his own way of

living, which isn't, however, his fault. There's no hope for

coal-whippers or their families. The sons that don't turn out thieves

must lead the same terrible life of cart-horse labour and constant

drinking, with the certainty of dying old men at forty;--and the

daughters that don't turn out prostitutes marry whippers, and draw down

upon their heads all the horrors and sorrows of the life I have been

describing."

"Well--I never knowed all this before!"

"No--and there's a deal of misery of each kind in London that isn't

known to them as dwells in the other kinds of wretchedness: and if these

things gets represented in Parliament, the cry is, '_Oh! the people's

always complaining; they're never satisfied_.'"

"Well, you speak of each person knowing his own species of misery, and

being ignorant of the nature of the misery next door," said a young and

somewhat prepossessing woman, but upon whose face intemperance and

licentiousness had made sad havoc; "all I can say is, that people see

girls like us laughing and joking always in public--but they little know

how we weep and moan in private."

"Drink gin then, as I do," cried the woman with the large teeth.

"Ah! _you_ know well enough," continued the young female who had

previously spoken, "that we _do_ drink a great deal too much of that! My

father used to sell _jiggered gin_ in George Yard, Whitechapel."

"And what the devil is jiggered gin?" demanded one of the male guests.

"It's made from molasses, beer, and vitriol. Lor', every one knows what

jiggered gin is. Three wine glasses of it will make the strongest man

mad drunk. I'll tell you one thing," continued the young woman, "which

you do not seem to know--and that is, that the very, very poor people

who are driven almost to despair and suicide by their sorrows, are glad

to drink this jiggered gin, which is all that they can afford. For three

halfpence they may have enough to send them raving; and then what do

they think or care about their miseries?"

"Ah! very true," said the coal whipper. "I've heard of this before."

"Well--my father sold that horrid stuff," resumed the young woman; "and

though he was constantly getting into trouble for it, he didn't mind;

but the moment he came out of prison, he took to his old trade again. I

was his only child; and my mother died when I was about nine years old.

She was always drunk with the jiggered gin; and one day she fell into

the fire and was burnt to death. I had no one then who cared any thing

for me, but used to run about in the streets with all the boys in the

neighbourhood. My father took in lodgers; and sixteen or seventeen of

us, boys and girls all huddled together, used to sleep in one room not

near so big as this. There was fifteen lodging houses of the same kind

in George Yard at that time; and it was supposed that about two hundred

and seventy-five persons need to sleep in those houses every night, male

and female lodgers all pigging together. Every sheet, blanket, and

bolster, in my father's house was marked with STOP THIEF, in large

letters. Well--at eleven years old I went upon the town; and if I didn't

bring home so much money every Saturday night to my father, I used to be

well thrashed with a rope's end on my bare back."

"Serve you right too, a pretty girl like you."

"Ah! you may joke about it--but it was no joke to me! I would gladly

have done anything in an honest way to get my livelihood--"

"Like me, when I was young," whispered the Resurrection Man to his

companion.

"Exactly. Let's hear what the gal has got to say for herself," returned

the Cracksman; "the lush has made her sentimental;--she'll soon be

crying drunk."

"But I was doomed, it seemed," continued the young woman, "to live in

this horrible manner. When I was thirteen or fourteen my father died,

and I was then left to shift for myself. I moved down into Wapping, and

frequented the long-rooms belonging to the public-houses there. I was

then pretty well off; because the sailors that went to these places

always had plenty of money and was very generous. But I was one night

suspected of hocussing and robbing a sailor, and--though if I was on my

death-bed I could swear that I never had any hand in the affair at

all--I was so blown upon that I was forced to shift my quarters. So I

went to a _dress-house_ in Ada Street, Hackney Road. All the

remuneration I received there was board and lodging; and I was actually

a slave to the old woman that kept it. I was forced to walk the streets

at night with a little girl following me to see that I did not run away;

and all the money I received I was forced to give up to the old woman.

While I was there, several other girls were turned out of doors, and

left to die in ditches or on dunghills, because they were no longer

serviceable. All this frightened me. And then I was so ill-used, and

more than half starved. I was forced to turn out in all weathers--wet or

dry--hot or cold--well or ill. Sometimes I have hardly been able to drag

myself out of bed with sickness and fatigue--but, no matter, out I must

go--the rain perhaps pouring in torrents, or the roads knee-deep in

snow--and nothing but a thin cotton gown to wear! Winter and summer,

always flaunting dresses--yellow, green, and red! Wet or dry, always

silk stockings and thin shoes! Cold or warm, always short skirts and a

low body, with strict orders not to fasten the miserable scanty shawl

over the bosom! And then the little girl that followed me about was a

spy with wits as sharp as needles. Impossible to deceive her! At length

I grew completely tired of this kind of life; and so I gave the little

spy the slip one fine evening. I was then sixteen, and I came back to

this neighbourhood. But one day I met the old woman who kept the

dress-house, and she gave me in charge for stealing wearing apparel--the

clothes I had on my back when I ran away from her!"

"Always the police--the police--the police, when the poor and miserable

are concerned," whispered the Resurrection Man to the Cracksman.

"But did the inspector take the charge?" demanded the coal-heaver.

"He not only took the charge," answered the unfortunate girl, "but the

magistrate next morning committed me for trial, although I proved to him

that the clothes were bought with the wages of my own prostitution!

Well, I was tried at the Central Criminal Court--"

"And of course acquitted?"

"No--found _Guilty_----"

"What--by an English jury?"

"I can show you the newspaper--I have kept the report of the trial ever

since."

"Then, by G--d, things are a thousand times worse than I thought they

was!" ejaculated the coal-whipper, striking his clenched fist violently

upon the table at which he was seated.

"But the jury recommended me to mercy," continued the unfortunate young

woman, "and so the Recorder only sentenced me to twenty-one days'

imprisonment. His lordship also read me a long lecture about the errors

of my ways, and advised me to enter upon a new course of life; but he

did not offer to give me a character, nor did he tell me how I was to

obtain honest employment without one."

"That's the way with them beaks," cried one of the male inmates of the

parlour: "they can talk for an hour; but supposing you'd said to the

Recorder, '_My Lord, will your wife take me into her service as

scullery-girl?_' he would have stared in astonishment at your

imperence."

"When I got out of prison," resumed the girl who was thus sketching the

adventures of her wretched life, "I went into Great Titchfield Street.

My new abode was a dress-house kept by French people. Every year the

husband went over to France, and returned with a famous supply of French

girls, and in the mean time his wife decoyed young English women up from

the country, under pretence of obtaining situations as nursery-governesses

and lady's-maids for them. Many of these poor creatures were the

daughters of clergymen and half-pay officers in the marines. The moment

a new supply was obtained by these means, circulars was sent round to

all the persons that was in the habit of using the house. Different

sums, from twenty to a hundred pounds--"

"Ah! I understand," said the coal-whipper. "But did you ever hear say

how many unfortunate gals there was in London?"

"Eighty thousand. From Titchfield Street I went into the Almonry,

Westminster. The houses there are all occupied by _fences_, prigs, and

gals of the town."

"And the parsons of Westminster Abbey, who is the landlords of the

houses, does nothink to put 'em down," said the coal-whipper.

"Not a bit," echoed the young woman, with a laugh. "We had capital fun

in the house where I lived--dog-fighting, badger-baiting, and drinking

all day long. The police never visits the Almonry--"

"In course not, 'cos it's the property of the parsons. They wouldn't be

so rude."

This coarse jest was received with a shout of laughter; and the health

of the Dean and Chapter of Westminster was drunk amidst uproarious

applause, by the thieves and loose women assembled in the _Dark-House_

parlour.[75]

"Well, go on, my dear," said the coal-whipper, when order was somewhat

restored.

"I never was in a sentimental humour before to-night--not for many, many

years," resumed the young woman; "and I don't know what's making me talk

as I am now."

"'Cos you haven't had enough gin, my dear," interrupted a coarse-looking

fellow, winking to his companions.

Scarcely was the laughter promoted by this sally beginning to subside,

when a short, thick-set, middle-aged man, enveloped in a huge

great-coat, with most capacious pockets at the sides, entered the

parlour, took his seat near the door, and called for a glass of hot

gin-and-water.

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