CHAPTER XXXIII

The Begum of Bhopal pays us a visit--Lord Rosebery and Lord

Annaly--Lord Randolph Churchill--Lady Beatty, Lady Jellicoe,

and Mrs. Asquith.

It was on the 29th of June, eight years ago, that we had a visit from the

Begum of Bhopal, a lady who rules over millions in India.

She was in London for the coronation of King George and Queen Mary. As

the Begum was a Moslem, we were somewhat concerned as to how we should

receive Her Highness, it being rumoured that she could not be chaperoned

by one of the opposite sex. I must deny the story that we had to turn all

the males out of the Exhibition, for there was no occasion to do so.

The Begum was dressed in brown, with a flowing white yashmak hanging

from a quaint head-dress shaped like a top-hat of the Leech period. This

veil, by the etiquette of her country, is worn in the company of men, the

wearer looking through two eye-holes.

In order that the exhibits might be explained to her, my wife and a

friend of hers, Mrs. Arthur Dulcken, who spoke Hindustani fluently, acted

as guides. Two turbaned gentlemen were in attendance, and the Begum

walked between her little grandson and granddaughter, whose hands she

held.

Her knowledge of English history was surprising. Even the Prince, who

was only six years old, prattled about different English kings, though

he insisted that the good King Alfred, shown in the neatherd’s cottage,

where he is being rated by the shrew for allowing her cakes to burn, was

a fairy-tale like that of the Sleeping Beauty.

When the party came to the Grand Hall in which King George and Queen Mary

sat arrayed in their coronation robes, with six Princesses of the Royal

House standing around them, “Bara Salaam,” said the Begum, as she bowed

to the Emperor of India.

Before the scene which shows Queen Victoria receiving the news of her

accession to the throne the little lady halted.

“She was very beautiful,” she said, “and so wise and kind and

sympathetic.”

It was the tribute of one woman ruler to another.

“She was very beautiful,” she said again, “and so small. In Bhopal we

think small people beautiful.”

The Begum’s inches were some sixty-two.

She glanced approvingly at the model of Tom Thumb, and proudly placed her

grandson by the figure of the Russian giant to accentuate her admiration

for small people.

As she passed through the Chamber of Horrors, with its guillotine and

gallows, she said, with some degree of satisfaction, “We do not execute

in Bhopal.”

“I thank you,” she said, as she departed in state; and her retainers

added an official word of praise: “The Begum has found Madame Tussaud’s

extremely interesting.”

* * * * *

Lord Rosebery has more than once visited Madame Tussaud’s, and made a

fairly long stay on each occasion.

Only very recently he and Lord Annaly, Lord-in-Waiting to the King, came

to the Exhibition together. Our lecturer happened to notice them among

the visitors in the building, and observed the two noblemen makes a

careful inspection of the exhibits, conversing in a lively manner, and

occasionally calling each other’s attention to models which struck them

as being specially interesting.

It is, of course, difficult to judge whether they were prompted by any

particular motive, or paid the visit merely to enjoy a few minutes’

respite from the more serious affairs of life; but they both minutely

examined the relics of the French Revolution and, curiously enough, the

figures of the criminals in the Chamber of Horrors, where they spent some

considerable time.

Lord Rosebery, as a citizen of Edinburgh, called his friend’s attention

to the striking figures of Burke and Hare, with the story of whose crimes

Lord Rosebery must, of course, have been familiar. These ghoulish men

perpetrated a series of murders in the Scottish capital in the year 1828

for the purpose of obtaining money by selling the bodies to anatomical

schools as subjects for dissection.

It may not be generally known that the verb “to burke” is derived from

the villainous miscreant of that name.

One would like to have heard what passed between Lord Rosebery and Lord

Annaly as, having left the abode of criminals, they stopped in front of

the former’s portrait in the main hall of the Exhibition.

As they were leaving the building our representative, as an act of

courtesy, opened the middle gate to let them pass with greater freedom,

and, in doing so, said, “Good-night, my lord.” Lord Rosebery smiled in

response like one who is pleased at being recognised. It was evident from

their demeanour that both the peers had enjoyed their experience.

Lord Randolph Churchill once said that the two proudest moments in

his life were neither his first election to Parliament nor his first

appearance on the Treasury Bench, but the publication of a speech of his

in leaflet form and the appearance of his effigy at Madame Tussaud’s. He

added that he had long wished to see how he looked there, but had never

dared to go. Notwithstanding this remark he was seen in the flesh on more

than one occasion at a later date sauntering through the Exhibition rooms.

That the wives of famous men invariably feel curious to see the models

of their husbands goes without saying, and very many instances might be

cited of their having done so. Among those who visited the Exhibition

during the war were Lady Jellicoe, Lady Beatty, and Mrs. Asquith.

Lady Beatty made a very intelligent criticism of the Admiral’s portrait,

and as the result of her suggestions certain alterations were made.

Lady Jellicoe’s criticism was quite favourable. “You have been extremely

fortunate in catching my husband’s expression,” she said.

Mrs. Asquith did not make any comments, but her young son, who came with

her, derived not a little amusement from his distinguished father’s

presentment, and showed his appreciation by coming again and bringing a

boy friend to see it the very next day.

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