THEODORE PARKER

He tells of the rhodora, the club-moss, the blooming clover, not of

the hibiscus and the asphodel. He knows the bumblebee, the

blackbird, the bat and the wren. He illustrates his high thought by

common things out of our plain New England life: the meeting of the

church, the Sunday-School, the dancing-school, a huckleberry party,

the boys and girls hastening home from school, the youth in the shop

beginning an unconscious courtship with his unheeding customer, the

farmers about their work in the fields, the bustling trader in the

city, the cattle, the new hay, the voters at a town meeting, the

village brawler in a tavern full of tipsy riot, the conservative who

thinks the nation is lost if his ticket chances to miscarry, the

bigot worshiping the knot-hole through which a dusty beam of light

has looked in upon the darkness, the radical who declares that

nothing is good if established, and the patent reformer who screams

in your unwilling ears that he can finish the world with a single

touch--and out of all these he makes his poetry, or illustrates his

philosophy.

--_Theodore Parser's Lecture on Emerson_

[Illustration: Theodore Parker]

Among wild animals, members of each species look alike. Horses,

wolves, deer, cattle, quails, prairie-chickens, rabbits--think it

over!

Breeds in birds and animals are formed by taking individual

peculiarities and repeating them through artificial selection until

that which was once peculiar and unique becomes common. White pigeons

are simply albinos. But all breeds in time "run out" and form a type,

just as a dozen kinds of pigeons in a loft will in a few years

degenerate into a flock, where all the members so closely resemble

each other that you can not tell one from another.

A religious denomination or a political party is a breed. When it is

new it has marks of individuality; it means something. In a few years

it reverts to type. Political parties grown old are all equally bad.

They begin as radical and end as conservative. That which began in

virtue is undone through profligacy. Among successful religions there

is no choice--they all have a dash of lavender.

When the man who founded the party, or upon whose name, fame and

influence the party was founded, dies, the many who belong to it are

tinted by the whims and notions of Thomas, Richard and Henry, and it

reverts to type.

Only very strong and self-reliant characters form sects. Moses founded

a denomination which has been kept marvelously pure by persecution,

and healthy by constant migration. Jesus broke away from this sect and

became an independent preacher. Naturally he was killed, for up to

very recent times all independent preachers were killed, and quickly.

Paul took up the teachings of Jesus and interpreted them, and by his

own strong personality founded a religion. Paul was crucified, too,

head downward, and his death was really more dramatic than that of his

chief, but there was a lack of literary men to record it.

So we get the religion of Christ interpreted by Paul, and finally

viseed and launched by a Roman Emperor. Now, countries are this or

that, because the reigning ruler is. This must be so where there is a

state religion and forth thousand priests look to the king for their

pay-envelope and immunity from all taxation. Henry the Eighth and his

daughter Elizabeth decreed that England should be Protestant. They

gave the Catholic clergy the choice of resigning their livings or

swearing allegiance to the new faith. Only seventy-nine out of ten

thousand dropped out. If Mary Tudor and Mary Stuart had succeeded

politically, England would today have been Catholic. The many have no

belief of any kind: they simply accept some one's else belief.

When Constantine professed Christianity, every pagan temple in Rome

became a Christian Church. Had Constantine been circumcised, instead

of baptized, all the pagan temples would have become synagogues, and

every priest a rabbi. They do say it was a Christian woman who

influenced Constantine in favor of Christianity, If so, it is neither

remarkable nor strange. Constantine made the labarum the battle-flag

of Rome. "By this sign I conquer." And he did. So we get the religion

of Jesus, siphoned through the personality of Paul, fused with

paganism, and paganism being the stronger tendency, the whole fabric

reverts to type.

We loose the pouter, the tumbler is forgot, and we get slaty-gray men

and women ruled by ruffed Jacobins.

* * * * *

Christianity is one thing; the religion of the Christ is another.

Christianity is a river into which has flowed thousands upon thousands

of streams, springs, brooks and rills, as well as the sewage of the

cities. In the main it traces to pagan Rome, united with the cool,

rapid-running Rhone of classic Greece. But the waters of placidly

flowing Judaism, paralleling it, have always seeped through, and the

fact that more than half of all Christianity prays to a Jewess, and

that both Jesus and Paul were Jews, should not be forgotten.

The blood of all the martyrs, rebels and revolters who have attempted

to turn the current of this river has tinted its waters. That its

ultimate end is irrigation, and not transportation, is everywhere

evident.

To keep religion a muddy, polluted, pestilential river, instead of

allowing it to resolve itself into a million irrigating-ditches, has

been the fight of the centuries. The trouble is that irrigation is

not an end--it is just a beginning. Irrigation means constant and

increasing effort, and priests and preachers have never prayed, "Give

us this day our daily work." Their desire has been to be carried--to

float with the tide, and he who floats is being carried downstream.

Men who have tried to tap the stream and divert its waters to parched

pastures have usually been caught and drowned in its depths. And this

is what you call history.

All new religions have their beginning in exactly this way: they are

streams diverted from the parent waters. And the quality and influence

of the new religion depend upon the depth of the new channel, its

current, and the territory it traverses.

As before stated, most of the rebels were quickly caught, Moses

rebelled from the religion of Egypt; Jesus rebelled from the religion

of Moses; Paul rebelled from Judaism, adopted the name and led the

little following of the martyred Savior; Constantine seized the name

and good-will, and destroyed rebellion and competition by a master

stroke of fusion--when you can not successfully fight a thing, all is

not lost, you can still embrace it; Savonarola was an unsuccessful

rebel from Constantine's composite religion; Luther, Calvin and Knox

successfully rebelled; Henry the Eighth defied the Catholic Church for

reasons of his own and broke from it; Methodism and Congregationalism

broke from both the canal of John Knox and that of Queen Elizabeth and

her lamented father; Unitarianism in New England was a revolt from the

rule of the Congregational Church, and Emerson and Theodore Parker

were rebels from Unitarianism.

Emerson and Parker were irrigators. They gave the water to the land,

instead of trying to keep it for a fishpond. Neither one ever ordered

the populace to cut bait or fall in and drown. As a result we are

enriched with the flowers and fruits of their energies; they

bequeathed to us something more than a threat and a promise--they gave

us the broad pastures, the meadows, the fertile fields, and the lofty

trees with their refreshing shade.

* * * * *

Theodore Parker was the first of his kind in America--an independent,

single-handed, theological fighter--a preacher without a

denomination, dictated to by no bishop, governed by no machine. He has

had many imitators, and a few successors. The number will increase as

the days go by. Parker was a piece of ecclesiastical nebulae thrown

off by the Unitarian denomination, moving through space in its orbit

towards oblivion, the end of all religions, where one childless god

presides, Silence. The destiny of all religions is to die and

fertilize others. It is yet too soon to say what man's final religion

will be.

Parker's business was not to start a new world; rather, it was to

collide with old, reeling, wobbling worlds, break them into pieces,

and send these pieces spinning through space.

For fourteen years Theodore Parker spoke at Music-Hall, Boston, every

Sunday, to congregations that varied from a thousand to three

thousand, the capacity of the auditorium. During these years he was

the dominating intellectual factor of Boston, if not all New England.

People went to Boston, for hundreds of miles, just to hear Parker, as

they went to Brooklyn to hear Beecher. And as for many people,

Plymouth Church and Beecher were Brooklyn, so to others Music-Hall and

Parker were Boston.

Churchianity can only be disintegrated by the slow process of erosion.

Joseph Parker's work in London tended to make all English clergymen

who desired freedom, free. For over twenty years he preached every

Thursday noon, and often twice on Sunday. No topic of vital human

interest escaped him. He was a self-appointed censor and critic--

sharp, vigilant, alert, yet commending as well as protesting. The two

Parkers, one in America and one in England, made epochs. In point of

time Theodore Parker comes first, and his discourses were keyed to a

higher strain. Less theatrical than his gifted namesake, not so fluid

nor so picturesque, his thought reduced to black and white reads

better. What Theodore Parker said can be analyzed, parsed, taken

apart. He always had a motif and his verb fetches up. He said things.

His best successor was David Swing, a man so great that the

Presbyterian Church did not need him. Gentle, deliberate, homely,

lovable, eloquent--David Swing was made free by those who had not the

ability to appreciate him, and of course knew not what they did. You

keep freedom by giving it away. Swing swung wide the gates that the

captives might go free. Truly was it said of him that he liberalized

every denomination in the West. Contemporary with Swing was Hiram W.

Thomas, the door of the Methodist cage opening for him, because he

believed in the divinity of everybody. Thomas believed even in the

goodness of bad people. Swing and Thomas prepared the way, and are the

prototypes of these modern saints: Felix Adler, Minot Savage, Brand

Whitlock, B. Fay Mills, Rabbi Fleischer, M. M. Mangasarian, Henry

Frank, Thomas Osborne, John Worthy, Ben Lindsey, Margaret Lagrange,

Levi M. Powers, John E. Roberts, Winifred Sackville Stoner, Sam

Alschuler, Katharine Tingley, James A. Burns, Jacob Beilhart, McIvor

Tyndall, and all the other radiant rationalists in ordinary who

gratify the messianic instinct of their particular group.

It is the unexpected that happens. One of the peculiar, unlooked-for

results of independent preaching was to evolve the sensational

preacher, who, clinging like a barnacle to orthodoxy, sought to meet

the competition of the independent by flaunting a frankness designed

to deceive the unwary. This species announced on blackboards and in

the public prints that he would preach to "Men Only," or "Women Only,"

and his subjects were "Girls, Nice and Naughty," "Baldheads,

Billboards and Bullheads," "Should Women Propose?" "Love, Courtship

and Marriage," "Lums, Tums and Bums," "The Eight Johns," "The Late

Mrs. Potiphar," or some other subject savoring of the salacious.

The Reverend T. DeWitt Talmage was the high priest of all sensational

preachers. He was without the phosphorus to attract an audience of

intellectual people, but he did draw great crowds who came out of

curiosity to see the gyroscopic gyrations. Talmage never ventured far

from shore, and he of all men knew that while the mob would forgive

vulgarity--in fact, really enjoyed it--unsoundness of doctrine was

to it a hissing. Orthodoxy is very tolerant--it forgives everything

but truth. Every fetish of the superstitious and cringing mind,

Talmage repeated over and over in varying phrase. He was the

antithesis of an independent, exactly as Spurgeon was. It is the

fate of every man who lives above the law to be hailed as brother by

some of those who are genuine lawbreakers.

Talmage thought he was an independent, but he was independent in

nothing but oratorical gymnastics. Talmage spawned a large theological

brood who barnstorm the provinces as independent evangelists. These

base, bawling, baseball ranters, who have gotten their pulpit manners

from the bleachers, do little beyond deepening superstition, pandering

to the ignorance of the mob, holding progress back, and securing unto

themselves much moneys. They mark the degeneration of a dying

religion, that is kept alive by frequent injections of sensationalism.

Light awaits them just beyond.

Theodore Parker drew immense audiences, not because he pandered to the

many, but because he deferred to none. He challenged the moss-covered

beliefs of all denominations, and spoke with an inward self-reliance,

up to that time, unknown in a single pulpit of America.

* * * * *

In the year Eighteen Hundred Ten, Lincoln, Darwin, Tennyson,

Gladstone, Elizabeth Browning, Mary Cowden Clarke, Felix Mendelssohn,

Edgar Allan Poe, Oliver Wendell Holmes and Cyrus McCormick were each

and all a year old.

The parents of Theodore Parker had been married twenty-six years, and

been blessed with ten children, the eldest, twenty-five years old, and

the youngest five, when Theodore persistently forced his presence upon

them. Of course, no one suspected at the time that it was Theodore

Parker, but "Theodore" was the name they gave him, meaning, "One sent

from God." That this implied no disrespect to the other members of the

family can be safely assumed.

The Old-World plan of making the eldest son the heir was based upon

the theory that the firstborn possessed more power and vitality than

the rest. The fact that all of Theodore Parker's brothers and sisters

occupy reserved seats in oblivion, and he alone of the brood arrived,

affords basis for an argument which married couples of discreet years

may build upon if they wish.

Theodore Parker was born in the same old farmhouse where his father

was born, three miles from the village of Lexington. The house has now

disappeared, but the site is marked with a bronze tablet set in a

granite slab, and is a place of pilgrimage to many who love their

historic New England.

The house was on a hillside overlooking the valley, pleasant for

situation. Above and beyond were great jutting boulders, over which

the lad early learned to scramble. There he played I-Spy with his

sisters, his brothers regarding themselves as in another class, so

that he grew up a girl-boy, and picked flowers instead of killing

snakes.

The coming of Spring is always a delight to country children, and it

was a delight that Theodore Parker never outgrew. In many of his

sermons he refers to the slow melting of the snow, and the children's

search for the first Spring flowers that trustingly pushed their way

up through the encrusted leaves on the south side of rotting logs.

Then a little later came the violets, blue and white, anemones, sweet-

william, columbine and saxifrage. In the State House at Boston the

visitor may see a musket bearing a card reading thus: "This firearm

was used by Captain John Parker in the Battle of Lexington, April 19,

1775." Then just beneath this is another musket and its card reads:

"Captured in the War for Independence by Captain John Parker at

Lexington. Presented by Theodore Parker." These two guns were upon the

walls of Theodore Parker's library for over thirty years. And of

nothing pertaining to his life was he so proud as that of the war

record of his grandfather. When little Theodore was four years of age

his sisters would stand him on a chair and ask, "What did grandpa say

to the soldiers?" And the chubby cherub in linsey-woolsey dress would

repeat in a single mouthful, "Do not fire unless fired upon, but if

they mean to have a war let it begin here!"

John Parker, son of the man who captured the first British musket in

the War of the Revolution, lacked the proverbial New England thrift.

Instead of looking after his crops and flocks and herds, he preferred

to putter around a little carpenter-shop attached to the barn, and

make boats and curious windmills, and discuss that wonderful day of

the Nineteenth of April, Seventeen Hundred Seventy-five, when he was

fourteen years old, and had begged to try just one shot from his

father's flintlock at the straggling British, who had innocently

stirred up such a hornets' nest.

That storied twenty-mile march from Boston to Concord was mapped, re-

mapped, discussed and explained, and is still being explained and

wondered at by descendants of the embattled farmers.

All of which is beautiful and well; and he who cavils concerning it,

let his name be anathema. But the actual fact is that, instead of the

War of the Revolution beginning at Lexington, it began several years

before at Mecklenburg, North Carolina, where the mountaineers arose in

revolt against laws made in London and in the making of which they had

no part. There at Mecklenburg over two hundred Americans were killed

by British troops, while the "massacre" at Lexington cost the

Colonists just seven lives.

And the moral seems to be this: Parties about to perform heroic deeds

would do well to choose a place where poets, essayists and historians

abound. It was Emerson who fired the shot heard 'round the world.

* * * * *

All good writing men exercise their privilege to use that little

Pliocene pleasantry about the boy who is not strong enough to work

being educated for a preacher. We are apt to overlook the fact,

however, that the boy not strong enough to work is often the only one

who desires an education--all of this according to Emerson's Law of

Compensation.

Theodore Parker in his youth was slight, slender and sickly, but he

had a great hunger for knowledge. Those who have brawn use it, those

without fall back on brain--sometimes.

It can not be said that Theodore Parker's parents set him apart for

the ministry: he set himself apart and got his education in spite of

them. At fifteen, he once created a small seismic disturbance by

announcing to the family at supper, "I entered Harvard College today."

This educational move was scouted and flouted, and the fact pointed to

that there was not enough money in the ginger-jar to keep him at

Cambridge a week. And then the boy explained that he was going to

borrow books and do his studying at home. He had passed the

examinations and been duly admitted to the freshman class.

Let the fact stand that Theodore Parker kept up his studies for four

years, and would have been entitled to his degree had he not been a

non-resident. In Eighteen Hundred Forty, when Parker was thirty years

of age, Harvard voted him the honorary degree of A.M. This was well,

but if a little delay had occurred Parker would not have been so

honored, and as it was, it was suggested by several worthy persons

that the degree should be taken away without anesthetics. Both Parker

and Emerson seriously offended their Alma Mater and were practically

repudiated.

When eighteen years old Theodore Parker was a fairly prosperous

pedagogue, and at twenty had saved up enough money to go to Harvard

Divinity School.

Here he was very studious, and his skill in Greek and Latin made the

professors in dead languages feel to see that their laurels were in

place. Everybody prophesied that the Parker boy would be a great man--

possibly a college professor! Theodore was passing through the

realistic age when every detail must be carefully put in the picture.

He was painstaking as to tenses, conscientious as to the ablative, and

had scruples concerning the King James version of Deuteronomy. About

the same time he fell in love--very much in love. Some one has said

that an Irishman in love is like Vesuvius in a state of eruption. A

theological student in love is like a boy with the hives. Theodore

thought that all Cambridge was interested in his private affairs, so

he wrote to this one and that advising them of the engagement, but

cautioning secrecy, the object of secrecy in such cases being that the

immediate parties themselves may tell everybody. He asked his father's

consent, intimating that it made no difference whether it was

forthcoming or not--the die was cast. He asked the consent of the

girl's parents, and they having a grudge against the Parkers assented.

Having removed all obstacles, the happy couple waited four years, and

were safely married. Lydia Cabot's character can all be summed up in

the word "good." She went through Europe, and remembered nothing but

the wooden bears in Switzerland, of which she made a modest

collection. When her husband preached, her solicitude was that his

cravat might not become disarranged, for once when he was discussing

the condition of sinners after death, his necktie gravitated around

under his ear, and his wife nearly died of mortification. When he

began to lose his hair she consulted everybody as to cures for

baldness, and brought up the theme once at prayer-meeting, making her

appeal to the Throne of Grace. This led Parker to say that the

calamity of being bald was not in the loss of hair; it was that your

friends suddenly revealed that they had recipes concealed on their

person. Before his marriage Parker had positive ideas on the bringing

up of children, and intimated what he proposed to do. But Fate decreed

that he should be childless, that all religious independents might

call him father. There is only one thing better than for a strong man

to marry an absolutely dull woman. She teaches him by antithesis: he

learns by contrast, and her stupidity is ever a foil for his

brilliancy. He soon grows to a point where he does not mentally defer

to her in the slightest degree, but goes his solitary way, making good

that maxim of Kipling, "He travels the fastest who travels alone." He

learns to love the ideal. The mediocre quality of Parker's wife was,

no doubt, a prime factor in bringing out the self-reliant qualities in

his own nature.

Parker's first pastorate was the Unitarian church at West Roxbury, ten

miles from Boston, and an easy drive from Concord and Lexington. This

was in the year Eighteen Hundred Thirty-six, a year memorable to

lovers of Emerson, because it was during that year that the "Essay on

Nature" was issued. It was put forth anonymously, and published at the

author's expense. Doctor Francis Bowen, Dean of Harvard Divinity

School, had denounced the essay as "pantheistic and dangerous." He

also discovered the authorship, and expressed his deep sorrow and

regret that a Harvard man should so far forget the traditions as to

put forth such a work. Theodore Parker came to the defense of Emerson,

and this seems to have been Parker's first radical expression.

Emerson was seven years older than Parker, but Parker had the ear of

the public; whereas at this time Emerson was living in forced

retirement, having been compelled to resign his pastorate in Boston on

account of heretical utterances.

Theodore Parker was very fortunate in his environment. It will hardly

do to say that he was the product of his surroundings, because there

were a good many thousand people living within the radius of Ralph

Waldo Emerson, Henry Thoreau, Bronson Alcott, George Ripley and

William Ellery Channing, who were absolutely unaware of the presence

of these men. The most popular church in Concord today is the Roman

Catholic. Theodore Parker fitted his environment and added his aura to

the transcendental gleam. He was the lodestone that attracted the

Brook-Farmers to West Roxbury. It is easy to say that if these

Utopians had not selected West Roxbury as the seat of the new regime,

they would have performed their transcendental tricks elsewhere; but

the fact remains, they did not.

Parker was on the ground first; Ripley used to come over and exchange

pulpits with him. Charles A. Dana, Margaret Fuller, Bronson Alcott,

George William Curtis and Henry Thoreau once walked out from Boston to

hear him preach.

All these people exercised a decided influence on Theodore Parker; and

when "The Dial" was published, Parker was one of the first

contributors.

Parker preached for thinking people--his appeal was not made to punk.

A sermon is a collaboration between the pew and the pulpit; happy is

the speaker with listeners who are satisfied with nothing but his

best.

The Thursday lecture was an institution in Boston intermittently for

two hundred years, being first inaugurated by Anne Hutchinson and the

Reverend John Cotton. The affair was mostly for the benefit of

clergymen, in order that they might hear one another and see

themselves as others saw them. To be invited to give a Thursday

lecture was a great honor.

Theodore Parker was invited to give one; he gave the address and then

was invited back, in order that his hearers might ascertain whether

they had understood correctly. Parker had said that to try to prove

the greatness of Jesus by his miracles was childish and absurd. Even

God was no better or greater through diverting the orderly course of

Nature and breaking His own laws by strange and exceptional acts.

Parker did not try to disprove the matter of miracles. He only said

that wise men would do well not to say anything about them, because

goodness, faith, gentleness and love have nothing to do with the

miraculous, neither does a faith in the miraculous tend to an

increased harmony of life. A man might be a good neighbor, a model

parent and a useful citizen, and yet have no particular views

concerning the immaculate conception.

This all sounds very trite to us: it is so true that we do not think

to affirm it. But then it raised a storm of dissent, and a resolution

was offered expressing regret that the Reverend Theodore Parker had

been invited to address a Boston Christian assemblage. The resolution

was tabled, but the matter had gotten into the papers, and was being

discussed by the peripatetics.

Parker had at his church in Roxbury substituted Marcus Aurelius for

the Bible at one of his services; and everybody knew that Marcus

Aurelius was a Pagan who had persecuted the Christians. Was it the

desire of Theodore Parker to transform Christian Boston into a Pagan

Rome? Parker replied with a sermon showing that Boston sent vast

quantities of rum to the heathen; that many of her first citizens

thrived on the manufacture, export and sale of strong drink; and that

to call Boston a Christian city was to reveal a woeful lack of

knowledge concerning the use of words. About this time there was a

goodly stir in the congregation, some of whom were engaged in the

shipping trade. After the sermon they said, "Is it I--Is it I?" And

one asked, "Is it me?"

The Unitarian Association of Boston notified Theodore Parker that in

their opinion he was no better than Emerson, and it was well to

remember that Pantheism and Unitarianism were quite different. That

night Theodore Parker read the letter, and wrote in his journal as

follows:

The experience of the last twelve months shows me what I am to

expect of the next twelve years. I have no fellowship from the other

clergy; no one that helped in my ordination will now exchange

ministerial courtesies with me. Only one or two of the Boston

Association, and perhaps one or two out of it, will have any

ministerial intercourse with me. "They that are younger than I have

me in derision." I must confess that I am disappointed in the

ministers--the Unitarian ministers. I once thought them noble; that

they would be true to an ideal principle of right. I find that no

body of men was ever more completely sold to the sense of

expediency.

All the agitation and quasi-persecution was a loosening of the

tendrils, and a preparation for transplanting. Growth is often a

painful process. Socially, Parker had been snubbed and slighted by the

best society, and his good wife was in tears of distress because the

meetings of the missionary band were held without her assistance and

elsewhere than at her house.

Here writes Parker:

Now, I am not going to sit down tamely, and be driven out of my

position by the opposition of some and the neglect of others, whose

conduct shows that they have no love of freedom except for

themselves--to sail with the popular wind and tide. I shall do this

when obliged to desert the pulpit because a free voice and a free

heart can not be in "that bad eminence." I mean to live with Ripley

at Brook Farm. I will study seven or eight months of the year; and,

four or five months. I will go about and preach and lecture in the

city and glen, by the roadside and fieldside, and wherever men and

women may be found. I will go eastward and westward, and northward

and southward, and make the land ring; and if this New England

theology that cramps the intellect and palsies the soul of us does

not come to the ground, then it shall be because it has more truth

in it than I have ever found.

Then came the suggestion from Charles M. Ellis, a Boston merchant,

that Parker quit sleepy Roxbury and defy classic Boston by renting the

Melodeon Theater and stating his views, instead of having them

retailed on the street from mouth to mouth. If the orthodox

Congregationalists wanted war, why let it begin there. The rent for

the theater was thirty dollars a day; but a few friends plunged,

rented the theater, and notified Parker that he must do the rest.

Would any one come--that was the question. And Sunday at eleven A. M.

the question answered itself. Then the proposition was--would they

come again? And this like all other propositions was answered by time.

The people were hungry for truth--the seats were filled.

What began as a simple experiment became a fixed fact. Boston needed

Theodore Parker.

An organization was effected, and after much discussion a name was

selected, "The Twenty-eighth Congregational Society of Boston." And

the Orthodox Congregationalists raised a howl of protest. They showed

that Parker was not a Congregationalist at all, and the Parkerites

protested that they were the only genuine sure-enoughs, and anyway,

there was no copyright on the word. Congregational Societies were

independent bodies, and any group of people could organize one who

chose.

In the meantime the society flourished, advertised both by its loving

friends and by its frenzied enemies.

Parker grew with the place. The Melodeon was found too small, and

Music-Hall was secured.

The audience increased, and the prophets who had prophesied failure

waited in vain to say, "I told you so."

There sprang up a demand for Parker's services in the Lyceum lecture-

field. People who could not go to Boston wanted Parker to come to

them. His fee was one hundred dollars a lecture, and this at a time

when Emerson could be hired for fifty.

Parker had at first received six hundred dollars a year at Roxbury,

then this had gradually been increased to one thousand a year.

The "Twenty-eighth" paid him five thousand a year, but the Lyceum work

yielded him three times as much. The sons of New England who fight

poverty and privation until they are forty acquire the virtue of

acquisitiveness.

Parker and his wife lived like poor people, as every one should. The

saving habit was upon them. Lydia Parker had her limitations, but her

weakness was not in the line of dress and equipage. She did her own

work, and demanded an accounting from her Theodore as to receipts and

disbursements, when he returned from a lecture-tour. To save money,

she did not usually accompany him on his tours. So God is good. To get

needful funds for personal use he had to juggle the expense-account.

Reformers are supposed to live on half-rations, and preachers are poor

as church mice; but there may be exceptions. Both Emerson and Parker

contrived to collect from the world what was coming to them. Emerson

left an estate worth more than fifty thousand dollars, and Theodore

Parker left two hundred thousand dollars, all made during the last

fourteen years of his life.

Theodore Parker preached at Music-Hall nine hundred sermons. All were

written out with great care, but when it came to delivering them,

although he had the manuscript on his little reading-desk, he seldom

referred to it. The man was most conscientious and had a beautiful

contempt for the so-called extemporaneous speaker. His lyceum lectures

were shavings from his workshop, as most lectures are. But preparing

one new address, and giving on an average four lectures a week, with

much travel, made sad inroads on his vitality. Every phase of man's

relationship to man was vital to him, and human betterment was his one

theme. In Eighteen Hundred Fifty-five he was indicted, along with

Colonel Higginson and William Lloyd Garrison, for violation of the

Fugitive-Slave Law. And when John Brown made his raid, Theodore Parker

was indicted as an "accessory before the fact." Had he been caught on

Virginia soil he would doubtless have been hanged on a sour-apple tree

and his soul sent marching on.

In his sermons he was brief, pointed, direct and homely in expression.

He used the language of the plain people On one occasion he said: "I

have more hay down than I can get in. Whether it will be rained on

before next Sunday I can not say, but I will ask you to use your

imaginations and mow it away."

Again he says: "I do not care a rush for what men who differ from me

do or say, but it has grieved me a little, I confess, to see men who

think as I do of the historical and mythical connected with

Christianity, who yet repudiate me. It is like putting your hand in

your pocket where you expect to find money and discovering that the

gold is gone, and that only the copper is left."

Recently there has been resurrected and regalvanized a story that was

first told in Music-Hall by Theodore Parker on June Nineteenth,

Eighteen Hundred Fifty-six. The story was about as follows:

Once in a stagecoach there was a man who carried on his knees a box,

on which slats were nailed. Now a box like that always incites

curiosity. Finally a personage leaned over and said to the man of

the mysterious package:

"Stranger, may I be so bold as to ask what you have in that box?"

"A mongoose," was the polite answer.

"Oh, I see--but what is a mongoose?"

"Why, a mongoose is a little animal we use for killing snakes."

"Of course, of course--oh, but--but where are you going to kill

snakes with your mongoose?"

And the man replied, "My brother has the delirium tremens, and I

have brought this mongoose so he can use it to kill the snakes."

There was silence then for nearly a mile, when the man of the

Socratic Method had an idea and burst out with, "But Lordy gracious,

you do not need a mongoose to kill the snakes a fellow sees who has

delirium tremens--for they are only imaginary snakes!" "I know,"

said the owner of the box, tapping his precious package gently, "I

know that delirium-tremens snakes are only imaginary snakes, but

this is only an imaginary mongoose."

And the moral was, according to Theodore Parker, that, to appease the

wrath of an imaginary God, we must believe in an imaginary formula,

and thereby we could all be redeemed from the danger of an imaginary

hell. Also that an imaginary disease can be cured by an imaginary

remedy.

Theodore Parker died in Florence, Italy, in Eighteen Hundred Sixty,

aged fifty years. His disease was an excess of Theodore Parker. His

body lies buried there in Florence, in the Protestant cemetery, only a

little way from the grave of Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

At his funeral services held in Boston, Emerson said:

Ah, my brave brother! It seems as if, in a frivolous age, our loss

were immense, and your place can not be supplied. But you will

already be consoled in the transfer of your genius, knowing well

that the nature of the world will affirm to all men, in all times,

that which for twenty-five years you valiantly spoke. The breezes of

Italy murmur the same truth over your grave, the winds of America

over these bereaved streets, and the sea which bore your mourners

home affirms it. Whilst the polished and pleasant traitors to human

rights, with perverted learning and disgraced graces, die and are

utterly forgotten, with their double tongue saying all that is

sordid about the corruption of man, you believed in the divinity of

all, and you live on.

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