A WHIG RALLY AND MUSTER DAY

THE day dawned heavenly fair, and waxed gloriously bright by the time

the preparations for the reception of the guests were completed.

The dust had been laid by an all-day rain forty-eight hours before.

Every blade of grass and the leaves, which rustled joyously overhead,

shone as if newly varnished. At ten o’clock all the sitting-space was

occupied, three-fourths of the assembly being of the fairer sex. Half

an hour later there was not standing-room within the sound of the

orators’ voices. A better-dressed, better-mannered crowd never graced

a political “occasion.” All were in summer gala attire, and all were

seated without confusion. My father, as chairman of the committee of

arrangements, had provided for every stage of the proceeding. It was by

a motion, made by him and carried by acclamation, that Captain Miller,

“a citizen of credit and renown,” was called to preside.

As if it had happened last week, I can, in fancy, see each feature

of this, the most stupendous function that had ever entered my young

life. I suppose there may have been five hundred people present. I

would have said, unhesitatingly, “five thousand,” if asked to make

the computation. I wore, for the first time, a sheer lawn frock—the

longest I had ever had, but, as my mother explained to the village

dressmaker—Miss Judy Cardozo—“Virginia is growing so fast, we would

better have it rather long to begin with.” I secretly rejoiced

in the sweep of the full skirt down to my heels, as giving me a

young-ladylike appearance. “Thad” Ivey, always kind to me, and not

less jolly because he was soon to be a married man, meeting me on the

way up the street, declared that I had “really a ball-room air.” My

hair was “done” in two braids and tied with white ribbon figured with

pale-purple and green flowers. Sprigs of the same color decorated the

white ground of my lawn. I carried a white fan, and I sat, with great

delight, between my mother and Cousin Mary.

“‘And bright

The _sun_ shone o’er fair women and brave men,’”

murmured a gallant Whig to the row of women behind us.

“Isn’t that strange!” whispered I to Cousin Mary; “those lines have

been running in my mind ever since we came.”

Not strange, as I now know. Everybody read and quoted “Childe Harold”

at that period, and I may add, took liberties with the text of favorite

poems to suit them to the occasion.

When the round of applause that greeted the appearance of Captain

Miller upon the platform subsided, everything grew suddenly so still

that I heard the leaves rustling over our heads. His was not an

imposing presence, but he had a stainless reputation as a legislator

and a Whig, and was highly respected as a man. He began in exactly

these words:

“Ladies and gentlemen—fellow-citizens, all!—it behooves us, always

and everywhere, before entering upon the prosecution of any important

enterprise, to invoke the presence and blessing of Almighty God. We

will, therefore, be now led in prayer by the Reverend Mr. Carus.”

My uncle-in-law “offered” a tedious petition, too long-winded to

please the average politician perhaps, but it was generally felt that

a younger man and newer resident could not have been called upon

without incivility verging upon disrespect to a venerable citizen. The

invocation over, the presiding officer announced that “the Whigs, in

obedience to the spirit of fair play to all, and injustice to none,

that had ever characterized the party, would to-day grant to their

honored opponents, the Democrats, the opportunity of replying publicly

to the arguments advanced in the addresses of those representing

the principles in the interest of which the present assembly had

been convened. The first speaker of the day would be the Hon. Holden

Rhodes, of Richmond. The second would be one almost as well known

to the citizens of county and state—the Hon. John Winston Jones, of

Chesterfield. The Whigs reserved to themselves the last and closing

address of the day by the Hon. Watkins Leigh, of Richmond.”

Nothing could be fairer and more courteous, it seemed to me. In the

hum of approval that rippled through the assembly it was apparent that

others held the like sentiment. Likewise, that the “Honorable Chairman”

had scored another point for the magnanimous Whigs. But then—as I

whispered to my indulgent neighbor on the left—they could afford to

surrender an advantage or two to the party they were going to whip out

of existence.

Holden Rhodes was an eminent lawyer, and his speech was a trifle too

professional in sustained and unoratorical argument for my taste and

mental reach. I recall it chiefly because of a comical interruption

that enlivened the hour-long exposition of party creeds.

I have drawn in my book, _Judith_, a full-length portrait of one of the

men of marked individuality who made Powhatan celebrated in the history

of a state remarkable in every period for strongly defined public

characters. In _Judith_ I named this man “Captain Macon.” In real life

he was Capt. John Cocke, a scion of a good old family, a planter of

abundant means, and the father of sons who were already beginning to

take the place in the public eye he had held for fifty years. He was

tall and gaunt, his once lofty head slightly bowed by years and—it was

hinted—by high living. He had been handsome, and his glance was still

piercing, his bearing distinguished. I ever cherished, as I might value

a rare antique, the incident of his introduction to that stalwart dame,

my New England grandmother, who had now been a member of our family for

three years.

We were on our way home after service at Fine Creek, and the carriage

had stopped at a wayside spring to water the horses. Captain Cocke

stood by the spring, his bridle rein thrown over his arm while his

horse stooped to the “branch” flowing across the highway. Expecting to

see my mother in the carriage, he took off his hat and approached the

window.

“This is my mother, Captain,” said my father, raising his voice

slightly, as he then named the new-comer to her deaf ears.

The old cavalier bowed low, his hand upon his heart: “Madam, I am the

friend of your son. I can say nothing more to a mother!”

The fine courtesy, the graceful deference to age, the instant

adaptation of manner and words to the circumstances, have set the

episode aside in my heart as a gem of its kind.

He wore on that Sunday, and he wore on every other day the year

around, a scarlet hunting-coat. I wonder if there were more eccentrics

in Virginia in that generation than are to be met with there—or

anywhere else—nowadays? Certain it is that nobody thought of inquiring

why Captain Cocke, whose ancestors had served under Washington and

Lafayette in the war for freedom, chose to sport the British livery.

We had ceased to remark upon it by the time I write of. When strangers

expressed wonderment at the queer garb, we had a resentful impression

of officiousness.

Mr. Rhodes, with the rest of his party, was thoroughly dissatisfied

with the policy (or want of policy) of John Tyler, who had been called

to the presidential chair by the untimely death of Gen. W. H. Harrison.

In the progress of his review of national affairs, he came to this name

when he had spoken half an hour or so.

Whereupon uprose the majestic figure clad in scarlet, from his seat

a few feet away from the platform. The Captain straightened his bent

shoulders and lifted lean arms and quivering fingers toward heaven. The

red tan of his weather-beaten cheeks was a dusky crimson.

“The Lord have mercy upon the nation!” he cried, his voice solemn with

wrath, and sonorous with the potency of the mint-juleps for which “The

Bell” was noted. “Fellow-citizens! I always cry to High Heaven for

mercy upon this country when John Tyler’s name is mentioned! Amen and

amen!”

He had a hearty round of applause mingled with echoes of his “amens”

and much good-humored laughter. They all knew and loved the Captain.

I felt the blood rush to my face, and I saw others glance around

reprovingly when a city girl who sat behind me, and carried on a

whispered flirtation with a fopling at her side during Mr. Rhodes’s

speech, drawled:

“What voice from the tombs is that?”

Mrs. James Saunders, née Mary Cocke, was my mother’s right-hand

neighbor. With perfect temper and an agreeable smile, she looked over

her shoulder into the babyish face of the cockney guest—

“That is my Uncle John,” she uttered, courteously.

Whereat all within hearing smiled, and the young woman had the grace to

blush.

Mr. Rhodes was speaking again, and the audience was respectfully

attentive. The orator made clever use of the Captain’s interruption.

The manner of it offended nobody. John Tyler was, perhaps, the most

unpopular man in the Union at that particular time. The Democrats

had no use for him, and he had disappointed his own party. When the

smoke and dust of political skirmishing cleared away, Virginians did

something like justice to his motives and his talents. Twenty years

thereafter, my early pre-possessions, engendered by the vituperative

eloquence of the Clay campaign, were corrected by a quiet remark made

by my father to a man who spoke slightingly of the ex-President:

“The man who chose the cabinet that served during Tyler’s

administration was neither fool nor traitor.”

John Winston Jones demolished the fair fabric Mr. Rhodes had spent so

much time and labor in constructing that I began to yawn before the

lively Democrat woke me up. I recollect that he was pungent and funny,

and that I was interested, despite his sacrilegious treatment of what I

regarded as sacred themes.

It was a telling point when he drew deliberately a wicked-looking

jack-knife from his breeches pocket, opened it as deliberately, and,

turning toward Mr. Rhodes, who sat at his left, said:

“If I were to plunge this into the bosom of my friend and respected

opponent (and I beg to assure him that I shall not hurt a hair of his

head, now or ever!), would I be regarded as his benefactor? Yet that is

what General Jackson did to the system of bank monopolies,” etc.

I did not follow him further. For a startled second I had really

thought we were to have a “scene.” I had heard that Democrats were

bloodthirsty by nature, and that sanguinary outbreaks attended

political demonstrations and cataracts of bad whiskey.

It goes without saying that the Hon. Watkins Leigh—a distinguished

member of the Richmond bar, famous for legal acumen and forensic

oratory—made quick and thorough work in the destruction of Mr. Jones’s

building, and sent the Whigs home with what I heard my mother describe

as “a good taste in their mouths.”

The orations were interspersed with “patriotic songs.” A quartette of

young men, picked out by the committee of arrangements, for their fine

voices and stanch Whiggery, stood on the platform and sang the body of

the ballads. The choruses were shouted, with more force and good-will

than tunefulness, by masculine voters of all ages and qualities of tone.

Doctor Henning, an able physician, and as eccentric in his way as

Captain Cocke in his, stood near my father, his back against a tree,

his mouth wide, and all the volume of sound he could pump from his

lungs pouring skyward in the refrain of

“Get out of the way, you’re all unlucky;

Clear the track for Old Kentucky!”—

when his eye fell upon a young man, who, having no more ear or voice

than the worthy Galen himself, contented himself with listening. As

the quartette began the next verse, the Doctor collared “Abe” Cardozo

(whom, by the way, he had assisted to bring into the world), and

actually shook him in the energy of his patriotism—

“Abraham James! why don’t you sing?”

“Me, Doctor?” stammered the young fellow, who probably had not heard

his middle name in ten years before—“I never sang a note in my life!”

“Then begin now!” commanded the Doctor, setting the example as the

chorus began anew.

How my father laughed! backing out of sight of the pair, and doubling

himself up in the enjoyment of the scene, real bright tears rolling

down his cheeks. I heard him rehearse the incident twenty times

in after-years, and always with keen delight. For the Doctor was a

scholar and a dreamer, as well as a skilful practitioner, renowned for

his horticultural and ornithological successes, and so taciturn and

absent-minded that he seldom took part in general conversation. That he

should have been drawn out of his shell to the extent of roaring out

ungrammatical doggerel in a public assembly of his fellow-citizens,

was a powerful proof of the tremendous force of party enthusiasm. The

incongruity of the whole affair appealed to my father’s ever-active

sense of humor. He would wind up the story by asserting that “it would

have made Jeremiah chuckle if he had known both of the actors in the

by-play.”

One specimen of the ballads that flooded the land in the fateful 1844

will give some idea of the tenor of all:

_Tune_: “Ole Dan Tucker”

“The moon was shining silver bright, the stars with glory

crowned the night,

High on a limb that ‘same old Coon’ was singing to himself

this tune:

_Chorus_

“Get out of the way, you’re all unlucky; clear the track

for Ole Kentucky!

“Now in a sad predicament the Lokies are for President;

They have six horses in the pasture, and don’t know which

can run the faster.

“The Wagon-Horse from Pennsylvany, the Dutchmen think he’s

the best of any;

But he must drag in heavy stages his Federal notions and

low wages.

“They proudly bring upon the course an old and broken-down

war-horse;

They shout and sing: ‘Oh! rumpsey dumsey, Colonel Johnson

killed Tecumsey!’

“And here is Cass, though not a dunce, will run both sides

of the track at once;

To win the race will all things copy, be sometimes pig and

sometimes puppy.

“The fiery Southern horse, Calhoun, who hates a Fox and fears

a Coon,

To toe the scratch will not be able, for Matty keeps him in

the stable.

“And here is Matty, never idle, a tricky horse that slips his

bridle;

In forty-four we’ll show him soon the little Fox can’t fool

the Coon.

“The balky horse they call John Tyler, we’ll head him soon or

burst his boiler;

His cursed ‘grippe’ has seized us all, which Doctor Clay will

cure next fall.

“The people’s fav’rite, Henry Clay, is now the ‘fashion’ of the

day;

And let the track be dry or mucky, we’ll stake our pile on Ole

Kentucky.

“Get out of the way, he’s swift and lucky; clear the track for

Ole Kentucky!”

(The chorus of each preceding verse is, “Get out of the way, you’re all

unlucky,” etc. The “Fox” is Martin Van Buren, or “Matty.” The “Coon” is

Clay. The “Wagon-Horse from Pennsylvany” is James Buchanan.)

Another ballad, sung that day under the trees at the back of the Court

House, began after this wise:

“What has caused this great commotion

Our ranks betray?

It is the ball a-rolling on

To clear the way

For Harry Clay.

And with him we’ll beat your Polk! Polk! Polk!

And his motley crew of folk.

O! with him we’ll beat your Polk.”

To my excited imagination it was simple fact, not a flight of fancy,

that Powhatan should be alluded to that day as “your historic county—a

mere wave in the vast Union—

“That ever shall be

Divided as billows, yet one as the sea.”

“A wave, fellow-citizens, that has caught the irresistible impulse of

wind and tide bearing us on to the most glorious victory America has

ever seen.”

Ah’s me! That was how both parties talked and felt with regard to the

Union seventeen years before the very name became odious to those who

had been ready to die in defence of it.

I cannot dismiss the subject of public functions in the “historic

county” without devoting a few pages to the annual Muster Day. It was

preceded by five days of “officers’ training.” The manœuvres of the

latter body were carried on in the public square, and, as one end of

our house overlooked this, no lessons were studied or recited between

the hours of 10 A.M. and 4 P.M. on those days. The sophisticated

twentieth-century youngling will smile contemptuously at hearing that,

up to this time, I had never heard a brass-band. But I knew all about

martial music. Already there was laid away in the fat portfolio nobody

except myself ever opened, a story in ten parts, in which the hero’s

voice was compared to “the thrilling strains of martial music.”

I boiled the tale down four years thereafter, and it was printed. It

had a career. But “that is another story.”

I used to sit with my “white work,” or a bit of knitting, in hand, at

that end window, looking across the side-street down upon the square,

watching the backing and filling, the prancing and the halting of the

eight “officers” drilled in military tactics by Colonel Hopkins, the

strains of the drum and fife in my ears, and dream out war-stories by

the dozen.

The thumping and the squealing of drum and fife set my pulses to

dancing as the finest orchestra has never made them leap since that day

when fancy was more real and earnest than what the bodily senses took

in.

By Saturday the officers had learned their lesson well enough to take

their respective stands before (and aft, as we shall see) the larger

body of free and independent American citizens who were not “muster

free,” hence who must study the noble art of war.

They came from every quarter of the county. The Fine Creek and Genito

neighborhoods gave up their quota, and Deep Creek, Red Lane, and Yellow

Jacket country kept not back. It was a motley and most democratic line

that stretched from the main street to that flanking the public square.

Butternut and broadcloth rubbed elbows; planter and overseer were

shoulder to shoulder. “Free, white, and twenty-one” had the additional

qualification of “under forty-five.” Past that, the citizen of these

free and enlightened United States lays down the burden of peaceable

military muster.

Besides those worn by the officers, there was not a uniform on duty

that Saturday. Here and there one might descry the glitter of a

gun-barrel. Walking-canes and, with the Yellow Jacket contingent,

corn-stalks, simulated muskets in the exercises dictated by Colonel

Hopkins, who was to-day at his best. I employ the word “dictated” with

intention. He had to tell the recruits (surely the rawest ever drawn up

in line) exactly what each order meant. To prevent the swaying array

from leaning back against the fence, three officers were detailed to

skirmish behind the long row and shove delinquents into place. The

Colonel instructed them how to hold their “arms,” patiently; in the

simplest colloquial phrase, informed them what each was to do when

ordered to “shoulder arms,” “right dress,” “mark time,” and the rest of

the technicalities confusing to ears unlearned, and which, heard by the

veteran but once in a twelve-month, could not be familiar even after

ten or fifteen years of “service.”

Both the windows commanding the parade-ground were filled on Muster

Day. My mother and our grown-up cousins enjoyed the humors of the

situation almost as much as we girls, who let nothing escape our eager

eyes. Especially do I recall the shout of laughter we drew away from

our outlook to stifle, when the suave commanding officer, mindful of

the dull comprehension and crass ignorance of a large proportion of

his corps, directed them in a clear voice—whose courteous intonations

never varied under provocations that would have thrown some men into

paroxysms of mirth, and moved many to profanity—to “look straight

forward, hold the chin level, and let the hands hang down, keeping

thumbs upon the seam of the pantaloons.” More technical terms would

have been thrown away. Twenty warriors (prospective) brought both

hands forward and laid their thumbs, side by side, upon the central

seams of their pantaloons! Merriment, that threatened to be like the

“inextinguishable laughter” of Olympian deities, followed the grave

anxieties of the officials in rear and front of the mixed multitude to

hinder those at the extreme ends of the line from bending forward to

watch the manœuvres of comrades who occupied the centre of the field.

In spite of hurryings to and fro and up and down the ranks, it chanced,

half a dozen times an hour, that what should have been a straight line

became a curve. Then the gallant, indomitable Colonel would walk

majestically from end to end, and with the flat of his naked sword

repair the damage done to discipline—

“Just like a boy rattling a stick along the palings!” gasped Cousin

Mary, choking with mirth.

The simile was apt.

Some staid citizens, tenacious of dignity and susceptible to ridicule,

seldom appeared upon the parade-ground, preferring to pay the fine

exacted for the omission. Others—and not a few—contended that some

familiarity with military manœuvres was essential to the mental outfit

of every man who would be willing to serve his country in the field

if necessary. This sentiment moved sundry of the younger men to the

formation, that same year (if I mistake not), of the “Powhatan Troop.”

One incident connected with the birth of an organization that still

exists, in name, fixed it in my mind. Cousin Joe—the hero of my

childish days—was mainly instrumental in getting up the company, and

brought the written form of constitution and by-laws to my father’s

house, where he dined on the Court Day which marked the first parade.

Our kinsman, Moses Drury Hoge, came with him. He prided himself, among

a great many other things, upon being phenomenally far-sighted. To test

this he asked Cousin Joe to hold the paper against the wall on the

opposite side of the room, and read it aloud slowly and correctly from

his seat, twenty feet away.

The scene came back to me as it was photographed on my mind that day,

when I read, ten years ago, in a Richmond paper, of the prospective

celebration of the formation of the “Powhatan Troop.” I was more than

four hundred miles away, and fifty-odd years separated me from the

“historic county” and the Court House where the banquet was to be

given. I let the paper drop and closed my eyes. I was back in the big,

square room on the first floor of the long, low, rambling house on the

village street. My favorite cousin, tall and handsome, held the paper

above his head, smiling in indulgent amusement at the young kinsman

of whom he was ever fond and proud. My father stood in the doorway,

watching the progress of the test. My mother had let her sewing fall

to her lap while she looked on. The scent of roses from the garden

that was the joy of my mother’s heart, stole in through open doors

and windows. The well-modulated tones, that were to ring musically

in church and hall on both sides of the sea, and for more than a

half-century to come, read the formal agreement, of which I recalled,

in part, the preamble:

“_We, the undersigned, citizens of the County of Powhatan, in the State

of Virginia._”

While the glamour of that moment of ecstatic reminiscence wrought

within me, I seized my pen and wrote a telegram of congratulation to

the revellers, seated, as I reckoned, at that very hour, about the

banqueting-board. I addressed the despatch to Judge Thomas Miller, the

grandson of the chairman on the day of the Whig rally. By a remarkable

and happy coincidence, for which I had hardly dared to hope, the

telegram, sent from a country station in New Jersey, flew straight

and fast to the obscure hamlet nearly five hundred miles off, and was

handed to Judge Miller at the head of the table while the feast was in

full flow. He read it aloud, and the health of the writer was drunk

amid such applause as my wildest fancy could not have foreseen in the

All-So-Long-Ago when my horizon, all rose-color and gold, was bounded

by the confines of “Our County.”

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