CHAPTER VIII

RUS IN URBE

_Romæ Tibur Amem, ventosus. Tibure Romam!_ quoth the Latin satirist,

ridiculing his own foibles, like his neighbour’s, with the laughing,

half-indulgent banter that makes him the pleasantest, the chattiest,

and the most companionable of classic writers. How he loved the

cool retirement of his Sabine home, its grassy glades, its hanging

woodlands, its fragrant breezes wandering and whispering through those

summer slopes, rich in the countless allurements of a landscape that—

“Like Albunea’s echoing fountain,

All my inmost heart hath ta’en;

Give me Anio’s headlong torrent,

And Tiburnus’ grove and hills,

And its orchards sparkling dewy,

With a thousand wimpling rills,”

as Theodore Martin translates his Horace, or thus, according to Lord

Ravensworth—

“Like fair Albunea’s sybil-haunted hall,

By rocky Anio’s echoing waterfall,

And Tibur’s orchards and high-hanging wood,

Reflected graceful in the whirling flood.”

His lordship, you observe, who can himself write Latin lyrics as though

he had drunk with Augustus, and capped verses with Ovid, makes the

second syllable of Albunea long, and a very diffuse argument might be

held on this disputed quantity. Compare these with the original, and

say which you like best—

“Quam domus Albuneæ resonantis,

Et præceps Anio ac Tiburni lucus et uda

Mobilibus pomaria rivis.”

By the way, nobody who has not endeavoured to render Latin poetry into

English can appreciate the vigour and terseness of the older language.

Here are six lines in the one version and four in the other, required

to translate three of the original, perhaps without producing after all

so full a meaning or so complete a picture.

Nevertheless, and notwithstanding his poetical predilections for the

country, Horace, like many other people, seems of his two homes to have

always preferred the one at which he was _not_. An unhappy prejudice

little calculated to enhance the comfort and content of daily life.

Had he settled anywhere in the neighbourhood of our hermitage here,

he need not have accused himself of this fickle longing, which he

denounces by the somewhat ludicrous epithet of “ventose.” He might have

combined the advantages of town and country, alternating the solitude

of the desert with the society of his fellow-men, blowing the smoke

out of his lungs while inhaling the fresh breezes off the Serpentine,

stretching his own limbs and his horses’ by walks and rides round

Battersea, Victoria, and Hyde Parks.

If you look for _rus in urbe_, where will you find it in such

perfection as within a mile of the Wellington statue in almost any

direction you please to take? If you choose to saunter on a hot June

day towards the Ranger’s Lodge or the powder-magazine, I could show

you a spot from which I defy you to see houses, spires, gas-towers,

or chimneys, anything, indeed, but green grass and blue sky, and

towering elms motionless, in black massive shade, or quivering in

golden gleams of light. A spot where you might lie and dream of nymph

and faun, wood-god and satyr, Daphne pursued by Phœbus, Actæon flying

before Diana, of Pan and Syrinx and Echo, and all the rustic joys of

peaceful Arcady—or of elves and brownies, fair princesses and cruel

monsters, Launcelot, Modred, and Carodac, Sir Gawain the courteous

with his “lothely ladye,” the compromising cup, the misfitting mantle,

all the bright pageantry, quaint device, and deep, tender romance that

groups itself round good King Arthur and the Knights of his Round

Table—or of Thomas the Rhymer as he lay at length under the “linden

tree,” and espied, riding towards him on a milk-white palfrey, a dame

so beautiful, that he could not but believe she was the mother of his

lord, till undeceived by her own confession, he won from her the fatal

gift of an unearthly love. And here, perhaps, you branch off into some

more recent vision, some dream of an elfin queen of your own, who also

showed you the path to heaven, and gave you an insight into the ways

of purgatory, ere she beckoned you down the road to Fairyland, that

leads—ah! who knows where? From this sequestered nook you need not

walk a bowshot to arrive at the seaboard of the Serpentine; and here,

should there be a breath of air, if you have any taste for yachting,

you may indulge it to your heart’s content. The glittering water is

dotted with craft of every rig and, under a certain standard, of almost

every size. Yawls, cutters, schooners, barques, brigs, with here and

there a three-masted ship. On a wind and off a wind, close-hauled and

free, rolling, pitching, going about, occasionally missing stays, and

only to be extricated from the “doldrums” by a blundering, over-eager

water-dog, the mimic fleet, on its mimic ocean, carries out its

illusion so completely that you can almost fancy the air off the water

feels damp to your forehead, and tastes salt upon your lips.

An ancient mariner who frequents the beach below the boat-house feels,

I am convinced, thoroughly persuaded that his occupation is strictly

professional, that he is himself a necessity, not of amusement, but

business. He will tell you that when the wind veers round like that,

“suddenways, off Kensington Gardens, you may look out for squalls;”

that “last Toosday was an awful wild night, and some on ’em broke from

their moorings afore he could turn out. The _Bellerophon_, bless ye,

was as nigh lost as could be, and that there _Water Lily_, the sweetest

thing as ever swam—she sprang her boom, damaged her bowsprit, and broke

her nose. He was refitting all Wens’day, he was, up to two o’clock, and

a precious job he had!”

Every one who constantly “takes his walks abroad” in the Great City,

becomes a philosopher in spite of himself, of the Peripatetic School,

no doubt, but still a philosopher; so you sympathise mildly with the

mariner’s troubles; for to you no human interests are either great or

small, nor does one pursuit or person bore you more than another. You

hazard an opinion, therefore, that the _Water Lily_ is somewhat too

delicate and fragile a craft to encounter boisterous weather, even on

such an inland sea as this, and find, to your dismay, that so innocent

an observation stamps you in his opinion as not only ignorant, but

presumptuous. He considers her both “wholesome,” as he calls it, and

“weatherly,” urging on you many considerations of sea-worthiness, such

as her false keel, her bulwarks, her breadth of beam, and general

calibre. “Why, she’s seven-and-twenty,” says he, rolling a peppermint

lozenge round his tongue, just as a real seaman turns a quid; “now look

at the _Sea-Sarpent_ lying away to the eastward yonder, just beyond

the point where the gravel’s been washed adrift. She’s fifty-two, she

is, but I wouldn’t trust her, not in lumpy water, you know, like the

schooner. No. If I was a-building of one now, what I call, for all work

and all weathers, thirty would be my mark, or from that to thirty-five

at the outside!”

“Thirty-five what? Tons?” you ask, a little abashed, and feeling you

have committed yourself.

“Tons!” he repeats, in a tone of intense disgust—“tons be blowed!

h’inches! I should have thought any landsman might ha’ knowed

that—h’inches!” and lurching sulkily into his cabin under the

willow-tree, disappears to be seen no more.

Later, when September has begun to tinge the topmost twigs with gold,

and autumn, like a beautiful woman, then indeed at her loveliest, who

is just upon the wane, dresses in her deepest colours, and her richest

garments, go roaming about in Kensington Gardens, and say whether you

might not fancy yourself a hundred miles from any such evidences of

civilisation as a pillar-post or a cab-stand.

It was but the other day I sauntered through the grove that stands

nearest the Uxbridge Road, and, while an afternoon mist limited my

range of vision and deadened the sounds of traffic on my ears, I could

hardly persuade myself that in less than five minutes I might if I

liked make the thirteenth in an omnibus.

Alone? you ask—of course I was. Yet, stay, not quite alone, for with

me walked the shadow that, when we have learned to prefer solitude to

society, accompanies us in all our wanderings, teaching us, I humbly

hope, the inevitable lesson, permanent and precious in proportion to

the pain with which the poor scholar gets his task by heart.

Well, I give you my word, the endless stems, the noiseless solitude,

the circumscribed horizon, reminded me of those forest ranges in North

America that stretch interminable from the waters of the St. Ann’s and

the Batsicon to the wild waves breaking dark and sullen on the desert

seaboard of Labrador.

I am not joking. I declare to you I was once more in moccasins,

blanket-coat, and _bonnet-rouge_, with an axe in my belt, a pack on

my shoulders, and a rifle in my hand, following the track of the

_treborgons_[3] on snow-shoes, in company with Thomas, the French

Canadian, and François, the half-breed, and the Huron chief with

a name I could never pronounce, that neither I nor any man alive

can spell. Ah! it was a merry life we led on those moose-hunting

expeditions, in spite of hard work, hard fare, and, on occasion, more

than a sufficiency of the discomfort our retainers called expressively

_misère_. There was a strange charm in the marches through those silent

forests, across those frozen lakes, all clothed alike in their winter

robe of white and diamonds. There was a bold, free, joyous comfort in

the hole we dug through a yard and a half of snow, wherein to build

our fire, boil our kettle, fry our pork (it is no use talking of such

things to you, but I was going to say, never forget a frying-pan on

these expeditions; it is worth all the kitchen-ranges in Belgravia), to

smoke our tobacco, ay, and to take our rest.

There was something of sweet adventurous romance in waking at midnight

to see the stars flash like brilliants through the snow-encrusted

branches overhead, wondering vaguely where and why and what were all

those countless worlds of flame. Perhaps to turn round again and dream

of starry eyes in the settlements, then closed in sleep, or winking

drowsily at a night-light, while the pretty watcher pondered, not

unmindful of ourselves, pitying us, it may be, couching here in the

bush, and thinking in her ignorance how cold we were!

Then when we reached our hunting-ground and came up with our game at

last, though, truth to tell, the sport as sport was poor enough, there

was yet a wild delightful triumph in overtaking and slaying a gigantic

animal that had never seen the face of man. The chase was exciting,

invigorating, bracing; the idea grand, heroic, Scandinavian.

“An elk came out of the pine-forest;

He snuffed up east, he snuffed up west,

Stealthy and still;

His mane and his horns were shaggy with snow,

I laid my arrow across my bow,

Stealthily and still;

The bowstring rattled—the arrow flew,

And it pierced his blade-bone through and through,

Hurrah!

I sprang at his throat like a wolf of the wood,

And I dipped my hands in the smoking blood,

Hurrah!”

Kingsley had not written _Hypatia_ then. Kingsley never went

moose-hunting in his life. How could he so vividly describe the gait

and bearing of a forest elk stalking warily, doubtfully, yet with a

kingly pride through his wintry haunts? Probably from the instinctive

sense of fitness, the intuition peculiar to poets, that enabled him

to feel alike with a fierce Goth sheltering in his snow-trench, and

a soft, seductive southern beauty, languishing, lovely and beloved,

in spite of dangerous impulses and tarnished fame, in spite of wilful

heart, reckless self-abandonment, woman weakness, and the fatal saffron

shawl.

I tell you that I could not have been more completely alone in

Robinson Crusoe’s island than I found myself here within a rifle-shot

of Kensington Palace, during a twenty minutes’ walk, to and fro, up

and down, threading the stems of those tall, metropolitan trees; nor

when my solitude was at last disturbed could I find it in me to grudge

the intruders their share of my retreat. More especially as they

were themselves thoroughly unconscious of everything but their own

companionship, sauntering on, side by side, with murmured words, and

loving looks, and steps that dwelt and lingered on the path, because

impossible roses seemed springing into bloom beneath their very feet,

and that for them Kensington Gardens were indeed as the gardens of

Paradise.

I knew right well for _me_ the mist was gathering round, ghostly and

damp and chill. It struck through my garments, it crept about my heart,

but for these, thank God! the sky was bright as a midsummer noon. They

were basking in the warmth and light of those gleams that come once

or twice in a lifetime to remind us of what we might be, to reproach

us, perhaps, gently for what we are. They did not speak much, they

laughed not at all. Their conversation seemed a little dull, trite, and

commonplace, yet I doubt if either of them has forgotten a word of it

yet. It was pleasant to observe how happy they were, and I am sure they

thought it was to last for ever. Indeed I wish it may!

But the reflections of a man on foot are to those of a man on horseback

as the tortoise to the hare, the mouse to the lion, tobacco to opium,

chalk to cheese, prose to poetry.

“As moonshine is to sunshine, and as water is to wine.”

Get into the saddle, leap on a thorough-bred horse, if you have got

one. Never mind his spoiling you for every other animal of meaner

race, and come for a “spin” up the Ride from Hyde Park Corner to

Kensington Gate, careful only to steady him sufficiently for the safety

of Her Majesty’s subjects, and the inquisition, not very rigorous,

of the policemen on duty. For seven months in the year, at least,

this is perhaps the only mile and a half in England over which you

may gallop without remorse for battering legs and feet to pieces on

the hard ground. Away you go, the breeze lifting your whiskers from

the very roots (I forgot, you have no whiskers, nor indeed would such

superfluities be in character with the severe style of your immortal

beauty). Never mind, the faster you gallop the keener and cooler comes

the air. Sit well down, just feel him on the curb, let him shake his

pretty head and play with his bridle, sailing away with his hind-legs

under your stirrup-irons, free, yet collected, so that you could let

him out at speed, or have him back in a canter within half-a-dozen

strides; pat him lovingly just where the hair turns on his glossy

neck like a knot in polished woodwork, and while he bends to meet the

caress, and bounds to acknowledge it, tell me that dancing is the

poetry of motion if you dare!

Should it not be the London season—and I am of opinion that the _rus

in urbe_ is more enjoyable to both of us at the “dead time of year”

than during the three fashionable months—do not, therefore, feel

alarmed that you will have the ride to yourself, or that if you come

to grief there will be nobody to pick you up! Here you will meet some

Life-Guardsman “taking the nonsense” out of a charger he hates; there

some fair girl, trim of waist, blue of habit, and golden of _chignon_,

giving her favourite “a breather,” ready and willing to acknowledge

that she is happier thus, speeding along in her side-saddle, than

floating round a ball-room to Coote and Tinney’s softest strains with

the best waltzer in London for a partner.

But your horse has got his blood up, and you yourself feel that rising

within, which reminds you of the merry youthful days, when everything

in life was done, so to speak, at a gallop. You long to have _a

lark_—you cannot settle down without a jump or two at least. You look

wistfully at the single iron rail that guards the footway, but refrain:

and herein you are wise. Nevertheless, you shall not be disappointed;

you have but to jog quietly out of the Park, through Queen’s Gate,

turning thereafter to your right, and within a quarter of a mile you

shall find what you require. Yes, in good truth, our _rus in urbe_, to

be the more complete, is not without a little hunting-ground of its

own. Mr. Blackman has laid out a snug enclosure, walled in on all sides

and remote from observation, where man and horse may disport themselves

with no more fear of being crowded and jostled than in Launde Woods

or Rockingham Forest during the autumnal months. Here you will find

every description of fence in miniature, neat and new and complete,

like the furniture in a doll’s baby-house—a little hedge, a little

ditch, a little double, and a very little gate, cunningly constructed

on mechanical principles so as to let you off easily should you tamper

with its top bar, the whole admirably adapted to encourage a timid

horse or steady a bold one.

All this is child’s-play, no doubt—the merest child’s-play, compared

with the real thing. Yet there is much in the association of ideas; and

a round or two over this mimic country cannot but bring back to you the

memory of the merriest, ay, and the _happiest_, if not the _sweetest_,

moments of your life. Mounted, with a good start, in a grass country,

after a pack of foxhounds, there is no discord in the melody, no

bitter in the cup—your keenest anxiety the soundness of the level

water-meadow, your worst misgiving the strength of the farther rail,

the width of the second ditch. The goddess of your worship bids your

pulses leap and your blood thrill, but never makes your heart ache, and

the thorns that hedge the roses of Diana can only pierce skin-deep.

Wasn’t it glorious, though you rode much heavier then than you do

now,—wasn’t it glorious, I say, to view a gallant fox going straight

away from Lilburne, Loatland Wood, Shankton Holt, John-o’-Gaunt, or any

covert you please to name that lies in the heart of a good-scenting,

fair-fenced, galloping country? Yourself, sheltered and unseen, what

keen excitement to mark his stealing, easy action, gliding across

the middle of the fields, nose, back, and brush carried in what

geometricians call a “right” line, to lead you over what many people

would call a “serious” one! A chorus ringing from some twenty couple of

tongues becomes suddenly mute, and the good horse beneath you trembles

with delight while the hounds pour over the fence that bounds the

covert, scattering like a conjuror’s pack of cards, ere they converge

in the form of an arrow, heads and sterns down, racing each other for a

lead, and lengthening out from the sheer pace at which a burning scent

enables them to drive along!

They have settled to it now. You may set to and ride without

compunction or remorse. A dozen fields, as many fences, a friendly

gate, and they have thrown their heads up in a lane. Half-a-score of

sportsmen, one plastered with mud, and the huntsman now come up; you

feel conscious, though you know you are innocent, that _he_ thinks you

have been driving them! You remark, also, that there is more red than

common in the men’s faces and the horses’ nostrils; both seem to be

much excited and a little blown.

The check, however, is not of long duration. Fortunately, the hounds

have taken the matter in hand for themselves, ere the only person

qualified to do so has had time to interfere. _Rarpsody_, as he calls

her, puts her nose down and goes off again at score. You scramble

out of the lane, post-haste, narrowly escaping a fall. Your horse

has caught his wind with that timely pull. He is going as bold as a

lion, as easy as a bird, as steady as a rock. You seem to have grown

together, and move like one creature to that long swinging stride,

untiring and regular as clock-work. A line of grass is before you, a

light east wind in your face, two years’ condition and the best blood

of Newmarket in his veins render you confident of your steed’s enduring

powers, while every field as he swoops over it, every fence as he

throws it lightly behind him, convinces you more and more of his speed,

mettle, and activity. What will you have? The pleasures of imagination,

at least, are unlimited. Shall it be two-and-twenty minutes up wind

and to ground as hard as they can go? Shall it be thirty-five without

another check, crossing the best of the Vale, and indulging the good

horse with never a pull till you land in the field where old Rhapsody,

with flashing eyes and bristles all on end, runs into her quarry,

rolling him over and herself with him, to be buried in the rush of her

eager worrying followers? Would you prefer twelve miles from point to

point, accomplished in an hour and a half, comprising every variety of

country, every vicissitude of the chase, and ending only when the crows

are hovering and swooping over a staunch, courageous, travel-wearied

fox, holding on with failing strength but all-undaunted spirit for

the forest that another mile would reach but that he is never to see

again? You may take your choice. Holloa! he has disappeared!—he has

taken refuge in his cupboard. Not even such a skeleton as mine can

sustain the exorcism of so powerful a spell as fox-hunting! So be it.

Who-whoop! Gone to ground? I think we will leave him there for the

present. It is better not to dig him out!

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