CHAPTER XXXV.

HOMELY, BUT IMPORTANT.

The French woman dresses herself with a view to pleasing the

cultivated eye. She consults her complexion, height, figure and

carriage, in color, make and trimming. Her apparel partakes of her

individuality.

The American woman wears her clothes, as clothing, and has them made

up of certain materials and in various ways, because dressmakers and

fashion-plates prescribe what are this season's "styles."

Dissimilarities as marked prevail in the cookery of the two nations.

Daintiness and flavor take the rank of other considerations with the

French cook; with the American,--_fillingness_! I can use no

substitute for the word that will convey the right idea.

The human machine (of American manufacture) must be greased regularly

and plied with fuel or it will not go. And "go" is the genius of

American institutions. Cookery with us is means to an end; therefore,

as much a matter of economy of time and toil as building a road.

Almost every cottage has specimens of fine art on the walls in the

shape of pictures "done" by Jane or Eliza, or embroidery upon

lambrequin, _portière_, or tidy. It occurs to Jane and Eliza as seldom

as to their fore-mothers, that cooking is an art in itself, that may

be "fine" to exquisiteness. In their eyes, it is an ugly necessity, to

be got over as expeditiously as "the men-folks" will allow, their

coarser natures demanding more and richer filling than women's. It

follows that dishes which require premeditation and deft manipulation

are unpopular. The scorn with which our middle class woman regards

soups, jellies, salads and _entrées_ is based upon prejudice that has

become national. Recipes marked--"Time from three to four hours," are

a feature of English cook-books. We American writers of household

manuals are too conversant with Jane's and Eliza's principles to

imperil their sale by what will be considered danger-signals. This

same desire to dispatch a disagreeable task increases in said manuals

the number of "Quick Biscuit," "Minute Muffins" and "Hasty Pudding"

recipes.

Represent to the notable housewife who is scrupulous in saving

minutes, candle-ends and soap grease, that a few pounds of cracked

bones, a carrot, a turnip, an onion and a bunch of sweet herbs,

covered deep with cold water, and set at one side of the range on

washing-day, to simmer into soup stock, wastes neither time nor fuel

and will be the base of more than one or two nourishing dinners;

prove, by mathematical demonstration, that a mold of delicious

blanc-mange or Spanish cream or simpler junket costs less and can be

made in one-tenth of the time required for the leathery-skinned, sour

or faint-hearted pie, without which "father'n the boys wouldn't relish

their dinner;" that an egg and lettuce salad, with mayonnaise

dressing, is so much more toothsome and digestible than chipped beef

as a "tea relish," as to repay her for the few additional minutes

spent in preparing it--and her skeptical stare means disdain of your

interference, and complacent determination to follow her own way.

She has heard that "country people in furren parts a'most live upon

slops and grass and eggs and frogs, and supposes that's the reason

Frenchmen are so small and dark-complected." She thanks goodness she

was born in America, "where there's plenty to eat and to spare," she

adds, piously, as she puts the chunk of salt pork on to boil with the

white beans, or the brisket of salt beef over the fire with the

cabbage, before mixing a batch of molasses-cake with buttermilk and

plenty of soda.

The corner-stone of her culinary operations might have been cut from

the pillar into which another conservative woman with a will of her

own, was changed. It is solid salt. Salt pork, salt beef, salt fish,

relieve one another in an endless chain upon her board. She averts

scurvy by means of cabbage and potatoes. I know well-to-do farmers'

wives who do not cook what they call "butcher's meat," three times a

month, or poultry above twice a year. Dried and salt meat and fish

replenish what an Irish cook once described to me as "the _meat

corner_ of the stomach."

"Half-a-dozen eggs wouldn't half fill it, mem;" she protested, in

defence of the quantity of steak and roast devoured daily

below-stairs.

Our native housewife does not make the effort to crowd this cavity

with the product of her poultry yard. Eggs of all ages are marketable

and her pride in the limited number she uses in filling up her

household is comic, yet pathetic. Cream is the chrysalis of butter at

thirty cents a pound; to work so much as a tablespoonful into dishes

for daily consumption would be akin to the sinful enormity of lighting

a fire with dollar bills. She sends her freshly-churned, golden rolls

to "the store" in exchange for groceries, including _cooking butter_

to be used in the manufacture of cake and pastry.

These she _must_ have. Appetites depraved by fats--liquid, solid and

fried--crave the assuasives of sweets and acids. "Hunky"

bread-puddings and eggless, faintly-sweetened rice puddings, and pies

of various kinds, represent dessert. Huge pickles, still smacking of

the brine that "firmed" them, are offered in lieu of fresher acids.

Yet she sneers at salads, and would not touch sorrel soup to save a

Frenchman's soul. For beverages she stews into rank herbiness cheap

tea by the quart, and Rio coffee, weak and turbid, with plenty of

sugar in both. Occasionally the coffee is cleared (!) with a bit of

salt fish skin. I was told by one who always saved the outside skin of

codfish, after soaking it for fish balls, for clearing her coffee,

that, "it gives a kind of _bright_ taste to it; takes off the

flatness-like, don't you know?" We raise more vegetables and in

greater variety than any other people; have better and cheaper fruits

than can be procured in any other market upon the globe; our waters

teem with fish (unsalted) that may be had for the catching. Yet our

national _cuisine_--take it from East to West and from North to

South--is the narrowest as to range, the worst as to preparation, and

the least wholesome of any country that claims an enlightened

civilization.

Properly fried food once in a while is not to be condemned, as the

grease does not have a chance to "soak in." But when crullers or

potatoes or fritters are dropped into warm (not hot) lard, and allowed

to remain there until they are oily and soggy to the core, we may with

accuracy count on at least fifteen minutes of heartburn to each

half-inch of the fried abominations.

Perhaps there is nothing in which we slight the demands of Nature more

than in _what and how we eat_. Chewing stimulates the salivary glands

to give out secretions to aid in disposing of what we eat. We swallow

half-chewed food, thus throwing undue labor on the stomach. It is

impossible for the work of disgestion to be carried on in the stomach

at a temperature of less than one hundred degrees. Yet, just as that

unfortunate organ begins its work we pour into it half-pints of iced

water. We add acid to acid by inordinate quantities of sugar, and

court dyspepsia by masses of grease. If we thus openly defy all her

laws, can we wonder if the kind but just mother calls us to account

for it?

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