CHAPTER XXVIII.

OUR STOMACHS.

In the best grades of society it is not now considered a sign of

refinement to be "delicate." When our grandmothers, and even our

mothers, were girls, robust health was esteemed almost a vulgarity.

Now, the woman who is pale and "delicate" is not an interesting

invalid, but sometimes an absolute bore. There are exceptions to this

rule of pride in _in_delicate health,--notably among the lower

classes. These people having neglected and set at defiance all

hygienic rules, feel that a mark of special distinction is set upon

them by their diseases. In fact, they "enjoy poor health," and take

all occasions to discourse to the willing or disgusted listener upon

their "symptoms," "disorders," their "nerves," and "Complaints." The

final word should be spelt with a huge C, so important a place does

it occupy in their estimation. The three D's which should be rigidly

excluded from polite conversation--Domestics, Dress and Diseases--form

the staple of their conversation. And the greatest of these is

Diseases.

A farmer's daughter, whose rosy cheeks and plump figure elicited from

me a gratulatory comment upon her robust appearance, indignantly

informed me that she was "by no means strong, and had been doctorin'

off and on for a year past for the malaria."

"Do you eat and sleep tolerably well?"

"Oh, yes," with the plaintive whine peculiar to the would-be invalid.

"I sleep dreadful heavy. I take a nap each day for a couple of hours.

And I must have a pound of beefsteak or mutton-chops for dinner. The

fever makes me _that_ hungry! You see it devours all that I eat, and

the strength of the food goes to that."

Had any one pointed out to the deluded girl the folly of her theory,

and explained that the fever patient becomes almost crazed from the

restlessness that will not allow him to sleep, and that he loathes the

very thought of food with a disgust that makes the daintiest dishes

prepared by loving hands as gritty cinders between his teeth, she

would have smiled patronizing superiority, and explained at length

that her complaint was a peculiar one,--no common, everyday illness.

With this class, stomach disorders and their attendant sufferings,

such as giddiness, shortness of breath and pain in the side, are

always attributed to cardiac irregularity. There may be a lack of

appetite and dull or acute pain following eating, and the fetid breath

arising from a disordered condition of the stomach; but they resent

the notion that their "heart disease" is dyspepsia, and would, in all

probability, discharge the physician who recommended pepsin and

judicious diet.

Perhaps the most discouraging feature of this class of persons is that

they are ignorant and obstinate in this ignorance. The opinion of all

the medical fraternity in the country would, in the farmer's

daughter's estimation, be unworthy of consideration compared with the

advice or suggestion advanced by one of her own kind. The practitioner

among the unlearned has fearful odds to contend with in trying to

bring an ignorant patient under his regimen. One word from sister,

cousin or aunt, and the invalid will cast aside the physician's

remedies, and take quarts of some patent medicine.

If you should question your laundress or cook, or your farmer's wife,

you would be appalled to discover what peculiar notions she has of

her physical make-up. It would be interesting and astounding to allow

one of these people to draw a chart of her interior machinery, as she

supposes it to be. It would bear as little resemblance to the reality

as did the charts of the ancients who antedated Tycho Brahe,

Pythagoras, and Copernicus, to the celestial charts of the nineteenth

century. One would note especially the prominence given to certain

organs. The stomach is almost, if not entirely, ignored. It is a

matter for speculation why this valuable factor of the human system

should be regarded with some disfavor by the ignorant. They joyfully

admit the existence of the heart, brain and kidneys, and even the

liver, and discourse with zestful unction on their own peculiar and

special diseases of these organs; but suggest not to them that the

stomach is out of sorts. This is not, in their estimation, a romantic

Complaint. Their specialty is Nerves. To hear the frequency with which

they attribute to these all uncomfortable sensations, one would

imagine that the victims were made by a special pattern, like the

tongue, of ends of nerves, all super-sensitive. The Nerves are a

mysterious portion of their being, to whose account everything is

laid, from extreme irritability and vexation, to nausea and

rheumatism. "My nerves are _that_ sensitive!" is a universal

complaint.

It is difficult for the average mind to grasp the reason why the

stomach, man's best friend and worst enemy, should be made of no

account, and repudiated with such indignant resentment. Surely the

giddiness occasioned by a tendency of blood to the head is no more

romantic than the dizziness induced by gaseous fermentation of matter

in the stomach. The digestive organs should and do receive vast

consideration from the medical profession. How often do we hear it

said of some man lying at the point of death that as long as his

digestive functions are duly performed there is hope; and how often,

after the crisis is past, do we learn from the jubilant doctor that

the patient's stomach was his salvation! "If _that_ had failed,

nothing could have saved him."

Let me recommend, as the pre-eminent duty of the sensible reader, care

of the stomach and the alimentary apparatus. By care I do not mean

dosing. With too many people the science of hygiene is confined in

their imagination and practice to remedial measures. Of the weightier

matters of precaution they reck nothing. Once in so often they "take a

course of physic." This is done not so much because it is needed, as

on principle, and because they have somewhere heard that it is a good

thing to do. So, although all the digestive functions may be

performing their part in a perfectly proper and regular manner, they

must be weakened and irritated by draughts which do more harm than

good.

Old proverbs are often the truest, and this may be affirmed of the

adage that "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." Do not,

if by care you can prevent it, allow your stomach to become

disordered; but if, in spite of care, it is irritated, soothe instead

of punishing it. Manage it as you sometimes control a fretful

child,--by letting it severely alone. A few hours' fasting is an

excellent remedy, and may continue until a feeling of faintness warns

you that nature needs your assistance. Then eat _slowly_ a little

light food, such as milk-toast or very hot beef-tea. Quiet and diet

work more wonders than quarts of medicine.

If your digestive organs are susceptible to disorder, be reasonably

careful about what you eat, even though you consider yourself quite

well. What a stomach has once done in the line of misbehavior, a

stomach may do again. If a pitcher has in it a tiny flaw, it may crack

when filled with boiling liquid. If you know of some article of food

which disagrees with you, _let it alone_. If you are inclined to

dyspepsia, eschew hot breads, pastry, fried or greasy food, nuts and

many sweets. Avoid becoming dependent upon any medicine to ward off

indigestion, if by care in your diet you can accomplish the same

purpose. Many dyspeptics take an inordinate amount of bicarbonate of

soda, an excellent corrective to acidity of the stomach when partaken

of occasionally, and in small portions. In some cases, large and

frequent doses have produced a cancerous condition of the coating of

the stomach, which has resulted in death. It sounds ridiculous to

speak of dependence upon soda-mint and pepsin tablets degenerating

into an incurable habit, but there are some people to whom they are as

necessary after each meal as were snuff and quids of tobacco to the

old people seventy years ago.

Nature has provided a wonderful system of drains for carrying away the

effete matter of the body. The effect caused by the neglect of these

is akin to that produced by the choking of the waste-pipes in a house.

If they become stopped, you send in haste for a plumber, that he may

correct the trouble before it causes illness. If this state of affairs

is allowed to continue in the human body, the system takes up the

poison which slowly but surely does its work.

Next to the special organs designed for this plan of sewerage, the

skin takes the most active part in disposing of impurities in the

blood. The tiny pores are so many little doors through which the

mischief may pass harmlessly away. But these pores must be kept open,

and the only way to accomplish this end is by the free use of soap and

warm water. This is such a homely remedy that it is sometimes sneered

at and often overlooked. Certain portions of the body, such as the

face and hands, are frequently washed, while other parts which are

covered by the clothing are neglected. The entire body, especially in

the creases where perspiration accumulates, should be sponged once a

day, if one perspires freely. While sponging is excellent, a plunge

bath should be frequently indulged in, as it opens the pores and

thoroughly cleanses the entire surface.

Another desideratum is exercise, regular and abundant. Housework and

walking are all that a woman needs, although she may find great

pleasure as well as benefit from horseback riding, rowing and tennis.

But let her not allow herself to tax her strength to the point of

over-weariness. The amount of sleep needed by a woman is a mooted

point, but unless she is what slangy boys term "constitutionally

tired," she should sleep enough at night to ensure her against

drowsiness in the daytime. For the elderly and feeble, an occasional

nap after the noonday meal, especially during the warm weather, will

prove most refreshing.

Try to bear in mind that you are not the only one concerned in your

health. Higginson, in speaking of the duty of girls to observe all

hygienic laws, tells us that, "unless our girls are healthy, the

country is not safe. The fate of institutions may hang on the precise

temperament which our next president shall have inherited from his

mother."

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