CHIPPY CHOPS THEM UP
Nearer and nearer crept Chippy to the vainglorious patrol-leader who
had spoken so scornfully of his ambition to become a boy scout.
Arthur Graydon was on the other side of a small open space, and Chippy
paused and peered from behind a holly-bush to see what chance there was
of a surprise shot. He waited a moment, and the chance that came was
excellent.
Arthur had just struck on the trail again. He threw back his head and
opened his mouth to its widest, and let out a tremendous howl to call
his patrol together from their wanderings. Suddenly his howl was
interrupted. Taking a most careful aim, Chippy let fly at the
wide-open mouth, and put the ball fairly on the mark.
Arthur spluttered with rage. He thought that one of his patrol was
having a lark with him.
'What's that game?' he yelled. 'Who's playing the fool?'
He looked angrily round, but his face became a picture of surprise when
Chippy walked quietly up to him and remarked:
'Yer outed. Step back wi' th' others I've a-took prisoners.'
'Where have you come from?' roared Arthur.
'Never mind,' returned Chippy, picking up his ball: 'that's my
business, I should fancy. I've got yer, and that's enough for now.'
There was a crashing through the bushes at a short distance away, and
Dick Elliott burst into the open. He saw Chippy, and it was an instant
duel. Dick fired first, but Chippy leapt aside as nimbly as a goat,
and the ball flew wide. Chippy feinted to throw, and Dick jumped.
Before he could move again, Chippy let fly and struck him on the arm.
'I'm done for,' said Dick, and came forward to pick up his ball.
Chippy vanished into a clump of gorse, for the remaining members of the
patrol were running towards the place, and all three had seen him.
The five who had been put out of the hunt gathered together, and
watched the three effective fighters, who now began to beat the
surrounding gorse in search of Chippy's hiding-place.
George Lee, Reggie Parr, and a comrade named Harry Maurice were left in
the pursuit, and they went very warily to work to seize this wily bird.
Reggie Parr was creeping down a narrow alley between the gorse, when he
saw something which pulled him up at once. He dropped flat, and
signalled to George Lee, who was behind him, to come up.
'I can see him. I know where he is,' whispered Reggie eagerly when
George was at his side. 'Lift your head very carefully and take a look
at a big blackthorn-bush just ahead.'
George did so; and there, sure enough, was Chippy's queer old felt hat,
with his rather pale face under it.
'We'll rush him from three sides at once. One of us is sure to get him
that way,' whispered Reggie.
George nodded, and crept away to take up his position, while Reggie
slipped off to find Harry Maurice and place him for his share in the
attack. The signal for the charge was the cry of the patrol.
When all was ready, Reggie gave one howl, then the three scouts darted
from their hiding-places, and bore down at full-speed on the little
covert where Chippy's hat was still to be seen through a thin place in
the blackthorn-bush.
But they burst into the covert, to find it quite empty. No Chippy was
there, only his old hat cleverly arranged on a stick as if he were
crouching behind the bush. And while they stared at the hat and each
other, there came a swift fusillade of balls from an ambush a dozen
yards away. Chippy had three balls, and every one hit its man.
'Got yer,' grunted Chippy in a tone of deep satisfaction, and crawled
out of a patch of tall dried bracken, and came forward to fetch his hat.
'Well, by Jingo! That's an artful touch,' cried Reggie Parr. 'Why, I
saw you. I saw your face plainly.'
'I know yer did,' replied Chippy, with a cheerful grin. 'I meant yer
to. As soon as I wor sure yer'd seen my face, I rigged up th' ole 'at
an' 'ooked it.'
At the sound of their voices in conversation the other five scouts came
racing towards them. Dick Elliott was leading.
'How goes it?' cried Dick. 'Have you bagged him?'
'Not a bit of it,' replied George Lee. 'It's the other way about.
He's bagged us.'
'Oh, Jerusha!' cried Billy Seton. 'The whole patrol! He's a scout and
a half, this one.'
For the most part the patrol took their defeat with the utmost good
humour, but Arthur Graydon's face wore a dark and angry look. This
look deepened as Dick chuckled:
'Well, Arthur, not much choking him off about this. Our friend from
the Raven Patrol seems to be doing the choking. There's nothing left
for us to do but smile and whistle, according to Scout Law No. 8.'
'Look here,' said Arthur sharply to Chippy, who was smiling on the
Wolves with a most amicable air; 'what do you mean by turning up behind
us? We expected you to be in front.'
'Well, I dunno,' replied Chippy. 'Seems to me a scout 'adn't ought to
expec' nothin'. He ought to be ready for wot may turn up--front, back,
or anywheer else. That's 'ow I read the book.'
He dived into an inner pocket and fetched out Part II. The Raven
Patrol had purchased it by putting together a halfpenny each, and
Chippy was the custodian.
'Page 81,' read out Chippy. '"A scout must not only look to his front,
but also to either side, and behind him; he must have 'eyes at the back
of his head,' as the saying is." Now,' went on Chippy, 'that's
'IMSELF. Wot about it?'
Arthur had no answer to this home thrust. He turned to another point.
'How did you get behind us?'
'Me?' replied Chippy--'I come clean through the line.'
'Oh, nonsense!' cried two or three boys. 'We were watching on each
side and in front too closely for that.'
Chippy grinned. 'Yer worn't watchin' close enough to see wot wor in
the waggon from Bland's Mill,' he remarked.
'You were in the waggon?' cried Billy Seton. Chippy nodded, and went
on to explain.
'But at that rate,' said Arthur, 'you abandoned your duty of laying a
track.'
'Well,' said Chippy, 'there's plenty o' track now. I've bagged the lot
of yer long afore the track's finished. I reckon I'm in my rights
theer.'
'Yes,' said Dick; 'there's a good deal in that. In my opinion it was a
jolly smart bit of work.'
'Rather,' cried Billy Seton; and he began to sing the Scout's Song:
'Ingonyama' (He is a lion); and Dick responded with the 'Invooboo'
chorus (Yes; he is better than that: he is a hippopotamus).
But Arthur Graydon's angry voice struck in: 'Stop that fooling, Seton
and Elliott,' he said. Then he went on: 'Wolf Patrol, you will at once
return to the sand-pit and then home. March!'
The patrol fell in at once, for orders must be obeyed instantly, and
without question.
'Wot about my challenge now?' cried Chippy.
'The Wolf Patrol refuses to receive any challenge from you,' replied
Arthur shortly. 'We're not going to have anything to do with a set of
grubby bounders out of Skinner's Hole.'
He ordered his men forward, and was at once obeyed. Chippy had already
given up the tracking-irons, and away went the patrol for the sandpit
to fetch Dick's bicycle, which had been carefully hidden there.
Chippy watched them go with a sore heart. He had felt certain that he
would be recognised as a brother scout, after capturing the whole
patrol. But it seemed that he was not to be, and his bitterness found
vent in speech.
'Fine ol' patrol, yo' are!' he called after them. 'I'll lay a bit as
B.-P. wouldn't be any too proud of yer if he knowed about it. Ye've
got too much edge on yer. Smart togs ain't everythink.'
Chippy's speech, all things considered, was very natural, but in the
main it was undeserved, as we shall soon see.