trot they clattered up and down the bare passages, in and out, up and
down, as though in search of him. He stood appalled, and then as they
drew near entered a small room and stood behind the door as they rushed
by. He came out and ran swiftly and noiselessly in the other direction,
and in a moment the steps were after him. He found the long corridor
and raced along it at top speed. The stairs he knew were at the end, and
with the steps close behind he descended them in blind haste. The
steps gained on him, and he shrank to the side to let them pass, still
continuing his headlong flight. Then suddenly he seemed to slip off the
earth into space.
Lester awoke in the morning to find the sunshine streaming into the
room, and White sitting up and regarding with some perplexity a badly
blistered finger.
“Where are the others?” inquired Lester. “Gone, I suppose,” said White.
“We must have been asleep.”
Lester arose, and stretching his stiffened limbs, dusted his clothes
with his hands, and went out into the corridor. White followed. At the
noise of their approach a figure which had been lying asleep at the
other end sat up and revealed the face of Barnes. “Why, I've been
asleep,” he said in surprise. “I don't remember coming here. How did I
get here?”
“Nice place to come for a nap,” said Lester, severely, as he pointed to
the gap in the balusters. “Look there! Another yard and where would you
have been?”
He walked carelessly to the edge and looked over. In response to his
startled cry the others drew near, and all three stood gazing at the
dead man below.
'All Three Stood Gazing at the Dead Man Below.'
PETER'S PENCE
Sailormen don't bother much about their relations, as a rule, said the
night-watchman; sometimes because a railway-ticket costs as much as a
barrel o' beer, and they ain't got the money for both, and sometimes
because most relations run away with the idea that a sailorman has been
knocking about 'arf over the world just to bring them 'ome presents.
Then, agin, some relations are partikler about appearances, and they
don't like it if a chap don't wear a collar and tidy 'imself up. Dress
is everything nowadays; put me in a top 'at and a tail-coat, with a
twopenny smoke stuck in my mouth, and who would know the difference
between me and a lord? Put a bishop in my clothes, and you'd ask 'im to
'ave a 'arf-pint as soon as you would me—sooner, p'r'aps.
'Put a Bishop in My Clothes, and You'd Ask 'im to 'ave A 'arf-pint As
Soon As You Would Me.'
Talking of relations reminds me of Peter Russet's uncle. It's some years
ago now, and Peter and old Sam Small and Ginger Dick 'ad just come back
arter being away for nearly ten months. They 'ad all got money in their
pockets, and they was just talking about the spree they was going to
have, when a letter was brought to Peter, wot had been waiting for 'im
at the office.
He didn't like opening it at fust. The last letter he had 'ad kept 'im
hiding indoors for a week, and then made him ship a fortnight afore 'e
had meant to. He stood turning it over and over, and at last, arter Sam,
wot was always a curious man, 'ad told 'im that if he didn't open it
he'd do it for 'im, he tore it open and read it.
“It's from my old uncle, George Goodman,” he ses, staring. “Why, I ain't
seen 'im for over twenty years.”
“Do you owe 'im any money?” ses Sam.
Peter shook his 'ead. “He's up in London,” he ses, looking at the letter
agin, “up in London for the fust time in thirty-three years, and he
wants to come and stay with me so that I can show 'im about.”
“Wot is he?” ses Sam.
“He's retired,” ses Peter, trying not to speak proud.
“Got money?” ses Sam, with a start.
“I b'leeve so,” ses Peter, in a off-hand way. “I don't s'pose 'e lives
on air.”
“Any wives or children?” ses Sam.
“No,” ses Peter. “He 'ad a wife, but she died.”
“Then you have 'im, Peter,” ses Sam, wot was always looking out for
money. “Don't throw away a oppertunity like that. Why, if you treat 'im
well he might leave it all to you.”
“No such luck,” ses Peter.
“You do as Sam ses,” ses Ginger. “I wish I'd got an uncle.”
“We'll try and give 'im a good time,” ses Sam, “and if he's anything
like Peter we shall enjoy ourselves.”
“Yes; but he ain't,” ses Peter. “He's a very solemn, serious-minded
man, and a strong teetotaller. Wot you'd call a glass o' beer he'd call
pison. That's 'ow he got on. He's thought a great deal of in 'is place,
I can tell you, but he ain't my sort.”
“That's a bit orkard,” ses Sam, scratching his 'ead. “Same time, it
don't do to throw away a chance. If 'e was my uncle I should pretend to
be a teetotaller while 'e was here, just to please 'im.”
“And when you felt like a drink, Peter,” ses Ginger, “me and Sam would
look arter 'im while you slipped off to get it.”
“He could 'ave the room below us,” ses Sam. “It is empty.”
Peter gave a sniff. “Wot about you and Ginger?” he ses.
“Wot about us?” ses Sam and Ginger, both together.
“Why, you'd 'ave to be teetotallers, too,” ses Peter. “Wot's the good o'
me pretending to be steady if 'e sees I've got pals like you?”
Sam scratched his 'ead agin, ever so long, and at last he ses, “Well,
mate,” he ses, “drink don't trouble me nor Ginger. We can do without it,
as far as that goes; and we must all take it in turns to keep the old
gentleman busy while the others go and get wot they want. You'd better
go and take the room downstairs for 'im, afore it goes.”
Peter looked at 'im in surprise, but that was Sam all over. The idea o'
knowing a man with money was too much for 'im, and he sat there giving
good advice to Peter about 'is behavior until Peter didn't know whether
it was 'is uncle or Sam's. 'Owever, he took the room and wrote the
letter, and next arternoon at three o'clock Mr. Goodman came in
a four-wheel cab with a big bag and a fat umbrella. A short,
stiffish-built man of about sixty he was, with 'is top lip shaved and a
bit o' short gray beard. He 'ad on a top 'at and a tail-coat, black kid
gloves and a little black bow, and he didn't answer the cabman back a
single word.
'Mr. Goodman Came in a Four-wheel Cab With A Big Bag and A Fat
Umbrella.'
He seemed quite pleased to see Peter, and by and by Sam, who was
bursting with curiosity, came down-stairs to ask Peter to lend 'im a
boot-lace, and was interduced. Then Ginger came down to look for Sam,
and in a few minutes they was all talking as comfortable as possible.
“I ain't seen Peter for twenty years,” ses Mr. Goodman—“twenty long
years!”
Sam shook his 'ead and looked at the floor.
“I happened to go and see Peter's sister—my niece Polly,” ses Mr.
Goodman, “and she told me the name of 'is ship. It was quite by chance,
because she told me it was the fust letter she had 'ad from him in seven
years.”
“I didn't think it was so long as that,” ses Peter. “Time passes so
quick.”
His uncle nodded. “Ah, so it does,” 'e ses. “It's all the same whether
we spend it on the foaming ocean or pass our little lives ashore. Afore
we can turn round, in a manner o' speaking, it 'as gorn.”
“The main thing,” ses Peter, in a good voice, “is to pass it properly.”
“Then it don't matter,” ses Ginger.
“So it don't,” ses Sam, very serious.
“I held 'im in my arms when 'e was a baby,” ses Mr. Goodman, looking at
Peter.
“Fond o' children?” ses Sam.
Mr. Goodman nodded. “Fond of everybody,” he ses.
“That's 'ow Peter is,” ses Ginger; “specially young——”
Peter Russet and Sam both turned and looked at 'im very sharp.
“Children,” ses Ginger, remembering 'imself, “and teetotallers. I s'pose
it is being a teetotaller 'imself.”
“Is Peter a teetotaller?” ses Mr. Goodman. “I'd no idea of it. Wot a
joyful thing!”
“It was your example wot put it into his 'ead fust, I b'leeve,” ses Sam,
looking at Peter for 'im to notice 'ow clever he was.
“And then, Sam and Ginger Dick being teetotallers too,” ses Peter, “we
all, natural-like, keep together.”
Mr. Goodman said they was wise men, and, arter a little more talk, he
said 'ow would it be if they went out and saw a little bit of the great
wicked city? They all said they would, and Ginger got quite excited
about it until he found that it meant London.
They got on a bus at Aldgate, and fust of all they went to the British
Museum, and when Mr. Goodman was tired o' that—and long arter the others
was—they went into a place and 'ad a nice strong cup of tea and a piece
o' cake each. When they come out o' there they all walked about looking
at the shops until they was tired out, and arter wot Mr. Goodman said
was a very improving evening they all went 'ome.
Sam and Ginger went 'ome just for the look 'o the thing, and arter
waiting a few minutes in their room they crept downstairs agin to spend
wot was left of the evening. They went down as quiet as mice, but, for
all that, just as they was passing Mr. Goodman's room the door opened,
and Peter, in a polite voice, asked 'em to step inside.
“We was just thinking you'd be dull up there all alone,” he ses.
Sam lost 'is presence o' mind, and afore he knew wot 'e was doing 'im
and Ginger 'ad walked in and sat down. They sat there for over an hour
and a 'arf talking, and then Sam, with a look at Ginger, said they must
be going, because he 'ad got to call for a pair o' boots he 'ad left to
be mended.
“Why, Sam, wot are you thinking of?” ses Peter, who didn't want anybody
to 'ave wot he couldn't. “Why, the shop's shut.”
“I don't think so,” ses Sam, glaring at 'im. “Anyway, we can go and
see.”
Peter said he'd go with 'im, and just as they got to the door Mr.
Goodman said he'd go too. O' course, the shops was shut, and arter Mr.
Goodman 'ad stood on Tower Hill admiring the Tower by moonlight till Sam
felt ready to drop, they all walked back. Three times Sam's boot-lace
come undone, but as the ethers all stopped too to see 'im do it up it
didn't do 'im much good. Wot with temper and dryness 'e could 'ardly bid
Peter “Good-night.”
Sam and Ginger 'ad something the next morning, but morning ain't the
time for it; and arter they had 'ad dinner Mr. Goodman asked 'em to go
to the Zoological Gardens with 'im. He paid for them all, and he 'ad a
lot to say about kindness to animals and 'ow you could do anything with
'em a'most by kindness. He walked about the place talking like a book,
and when a fat monkey, wot was pretending to be asleep, got a bit o'
Sam's whisker, he said it was on'y instink, and the animal had no wish
to do 'im 'arm.
“Very likely thought it was doing you a kindness, Sam,” ses Ginger.
Mr. Goodman said it was very likely, afore Sam could speak, and arter
walking about and looking at the other things they come out and 'ad a
nice, strong, 'ot cup o' tea, same as they 'ad the day before, and then
walked about, not knowing what to do with themselves.
Sam got tired of it fust, and catching Ginger's eye said he thought it
was time to get 'ome in case too much enjoyment wasn't good for 'em.
His idea was to get off with Ginger and make a night of it, and when 'e
found Peter and his uncle was coming too, he began to think that things
was looking serious.
“I don't want to spile your evening,” he says, very perlite. “I must get
'ome to mend a pair o' trowsis o' mine, but there's no need for you to
come.”
“I'll come and watch you,” ses Peter's uncle.
“And then I'm going off to bed early,” ses Sam. “Me, too,” ses Ginger,
and Peter said he could hardly keep 'is eyes open.
They got on a bus, and as Sam was about to foller Ginger and Peter on
top, Mr. Goodman took hold of 'im by the arm and said they'd go inside.
He paid two penny fares, and while Sam was wondering 'ow to tell 'im
that it would be threepence each, the bus stopped to take up a passenger
and he got up and moved to the door.
“They've gone up there,” he ses, pointing.
Afore Sam could stop 'im he got off, and Sam, full o' surprise, got off
too, and follered 'im' on to the pavement.
“Who's gone up there?” he ses, as the bus went on agin.
“Peter and Mr. Ginger Dick,” ses Mr. Goodman. “But don't you trouble.
You go 'ome and mend your trowsis.”
“But they're on the bus,” ses Sam, staring. “Dick and Peter, I mean.”
Mr. Goodman shook his 'ead.
“They got off. Didn't you see 'em?” he ses.
“No,” ses Sam, “I'll swear they didn't.”
“Well, it's my mistake, I s'pose,” ses Peter's uncle. “But you get off
home; I'm not tired yet, and I'll walk.”
Sam said 'e wasn't very tired, and he walked along wondering whether
Mr. Goodman was quite right in his 'ead. For one thing, 'e seemed upset
about something or other, and kept taking little peeps at 'im in a way
he couldn't understand at all.
“It was nice tea we 'ad this arternoon,” ses Mr. Goodman at last.
“De-licious,” ses Sam.
“Trust a teetotaller for knowing good tea,” ses Mr. Goodman. “I expect
Peter enjoyed it. I s'pose 'e is a very strict teetotaller?”
“Strict ain't the word for it,” ses Sam, trying to do 'is duty by Peter.
“We all are.”
“That's right,” ses Mr. Goodman, and he pushed his 'at back and looked
at Sam very serious. They walked on a bit further, and then Peter's
uncle stopped sudden just as they was passing a large public-'ouse and
looked at Sam.
“I don't want Peter to know, 'cos it might alarm 'im,” he ses, “but I've
come over a bit faint. I'll go in 'ere for 'arf a minnit and sit down.
You'd better wait outside.”
“I'll come in with you, in case you want help,” ses Sam. “I don't mind
wot people think.”
Mr. Goodman tried to persuade 'im not to, but it was all no good, and at
last 'e walked in and sat down on a tall stool that stood agin the bar,
and put his hand to his 'ead.
“I s'pose we shall 'ave to 'ave something,” he ses in a whisper to Sam;
“we can't expect to come in and sit down for nothing. What'll you take?”
Sam looked at 'im, but he might just as well ha' looked at a brass
door-knob.
“I—I—I'll 'ave a small ginger-beer,” he ses at last, “a very small one.”
“One small ginger,” ses Mr. Goodman to the bar-maid, “and one special
Scotch.”
Sam could 'ardly believe his ears, and he stood there 'oldin' his glass
o' ginger-beer and watching Peter's teetotal uncle drink whiskey, and
thought 'e must be dreaming.
“I dessay it seems very shocking to you,” ses Mr. Goodman, putting down
'is glass and dryin' 'is lips on each other, “but I find it useful for
these attacks.”
“I—I s'pose the flavor's very nasty?” ses Sam, taking a sip at 'is
ginger-beer.
“Not exactly wot you could call nasty,” ses Mr. Goodman, “though I
dessay it would seem so to you. I don't suppose you could swallow it.”
“I don't s'pose I could,” ses Sam, “but I've a good mind to 'ave a
try. If it's good for one teetotaller I don't see why it should hurt
another.”
Mr. Goodman looked at 'im very hard, and then he ordered a whiskey and
stood watching while Sam, arter pretending for a minnit to look at it
as though 'e didn't know wot to do with it, took a sip and let it roll
round 'is mouth.
“Well?” ses Mr. Goodman, looking at 'im anxious-like.
“It ain't so 'orrid as I 'ad fancied,” ses Sam, lapping up the rest
very gentle.
'It Aint So 'orrid As I 'ad Fancied.' Ses Sam.'
“'Ave you 'ad enough to do you all the good it ought to?”
Mr. Goodman said that it was no good 'arf doing a thing, and p'r'aps he
'ad better 'ave one more; and arter Sam 'ad paid for the next two they
went out arm-in-arm.
“'Ow cheerful everybody looks!” ses Mr. Goodman, smiling.
“They're going to amuse theirselves, I expect,” ses Sam—“music-'alls and
such-like.”
Mr. Goodman shook his 'ead at 'em.
“Music-'alls ain't so bad as some people try to make out,” ses Sam.
“Look 'ere; I took some drink to see what the flavor was like; suppose
you go to a music-'all to see wot that's like?”
“It seems on'y fair,” ses Peter's uncle, considering.
“It is fair,” ses Sam, and twenty minutes arterwards they was sitting in
a music-'all drinking each other's 'ealths and listening to the songs—
Mr. Goodman with a big cigar in 'is mouth and his 'at cocked over one
eye, and Sam beating time to the music with 'is pipe.
“'Ow do you like it?” he ses.
Mr. Goodman didn't answer 'im because 'e was joining in the chorus with
one side of 'is mouth and keeping 'is cigar alight with the other.
He just nodded at 'im; but 'e looked so 'appy that Sam felt it was a
pleasure to sit there and look at 'im.
“I wonder wot Peter and Ginger is doin'?” he ses, when the song was
finished.
“I don't know,” ses Mr. Goodman, “and, wot's more, I don't care. If I'd
'ad any idea that Peter was like wot he is I should never 'ave wrote to
'im. I can't think 'ow you can stand 'im.”
“He ain't so bad,” ses Sam, wondering whether he ought to tell 'im 'arf
of wot Peter really was like.
“Bad!” ses Mr. Goodman. “I come up to London for a 'oliday—a change,
mind you—and I thought Peter and me was going to 'ave a good time.
Instead o' that, he goes about with a face as long as a fiddle. He don't
drink, 'e don't go to places of amusement—innercent places of amusement
—and 'is idea of enjoying life is to go walking about the streets and
drinking cups o' tea.”
“We must try and alter 'im,” ses Sam, arter doing a bit o' thinking.
“Certainly not,” ses Mr. Goodman, laying his 'and on Sam's knee. “Far be
it from me to interfere with a feller-creature's ideas o' wot's right.
Besides, he might get writing to 'is sister agin, and she might tell my
wife.”
“But Peter said she was dead,” ses Sam, very puzzled.
“I married agin,” ses Peter's uncle, in a whisper, 'cos people was
telling 'im to keep quiet, “a tartar—a perfect tartar. She's in a
'orsepittle at present, else I shouldn't be 'ere. And I shouldn't ha'
been able to come if I 'adn't found five pounds wot she'd hid in a
match-box up the chimbley.”
“But wot'll you do when she finds it out?” ses Sam, opening 'is eyes.
“I'm going to 'ave the house cleaned and the chimbleys swept to welcome
her 'ome,” ses Mr. Goodman, taking a sip o' whiskey. “It'll be a little
surprise for her.”
They stayed till it was over, and on the bus he gave Sam some strong
peppermint lozenges wot 'e always carried about with 'im, and took some
'imself. He said 'e found 'em helpful.
“What are we going to tell Peter and Ginger?” ses Sam, as they got near
the 'ouse.
“Tell 'em?” ses Mr. Goodman. “Tell 'em the truth. How we follered 'em
when they got off the bus, and 'ave been looking for 'em ever since.
I'm not going to 'ave my 'oliday spoilt by a teetotal nevvy, I can tell
you.”
He started on Peter, wot was sitting on his bed with Ginger waiting
for them, the moment he got inside, and all Ginger and Peter could say
didn't make any difference.
“Mr. Small see you as plain as what I did,” he ses.
“Plainer,” ses Sam.
“But I tell you we come straight 'ome,” ses Ginger, “and we've been
waiting for you 'ere ever since.”
Mr. Goodman shook his 'ead at 'im. “Say no more about it,” he ses, in
a kind voice. “I dessay it's rather tiresome for young men to go about
with two old ones, and in future, if you and Peter keep together, me and
my friend Mr. Small will do the same.”
Sam shook 'ands with 'im, and though Peter tried his 'ardest to make 'im
alter his mind it was no good. His uncle patted 'im on the shoulder, and
said they'd try it for a few days, at any rate, and Ginger, wot thought
it was a very good idea, backed 'im up. Everybody seemed pleased with
the idea except Peter Russet, but arter Sam 'ad told 'im in private wot
a high opinion 'is uncle 'ad got of 'im, and 'ow well off he was, 'e
gave way.
They all enjoyed the next evening, and Sam and Mr. Goodman got on
together like twin brothers. They went to a place of amusement every
night, and the on'y unpleasantness that happened was when Peter's uncle
knocked a chemist's shop up at a quarter-past twelve one night to buy a
penn'orth o' peppermint lozenges.
They 'ad four of the 'appiest evenings together that Sam 'ad ever known;
and Mr. Goodman would 'ave been just as 'appy too if it hadn't ha' been
for the thoughts o' that five pounds. The more 'e thought of it the more
unlikely it seemed that 'is wife would blame it on to the sweep, and one
night he took the match-box out of 'is pocket and shook his 'ead over it
till Sam felt quite sorry for 'im.
“Don't take up your troubles afore they come,” he ses. “Orsepittles are
dangerous places.”
Mr. Goodman cheered up a bit at that, but he got miserable agin the next
night because 'is money was getting low and he wanted another week in
London.
“I've got seven shillings and fourpence and two stamps left,” he ses.
“Where it's all gone to I can't think.”
“Don't you worry about that,” ses Sam. “I've got a pound or two left
yet.”
“No, I ain't going to be a burden on you,” ses Mr. Goodman, “but another
week I must 'ave, so I must get the money somehow. Peter can't spend
much, the way he goes on.”
Sam gave a little cough.
“I'll get a pound or two out of 'im,” ses Mr. Goodman.
Sam coughed agin. “Won't he think it rather funny?” he ses, arter a bit.
“Not if it's managed properly,” ses Mr. Goodman, thinking 'ard. “I'll
tell you 'ow we'll do it. To-morrow morning, while we are eating of our
breakfast, you ask me to lend you a pound or two.”
Sam, what 'ad just taken up 'is glass for a drink, put it down agin and
stared at 'im.
“But I don't want no money,” he ses; “and, besides, you 'aven't got
any.”
“You do as I tell you,” ses Mr. Goodman, “and when you've got it, you
hand it over to me, see? Ask me to lend you five pounds.”
Sam thought as 'ow the whiskey 'ad got to Mr. Goodman's 'ead at last.
'Owever, to pacify 'im he promised to do wot 'e was told, and next
morning, when they was all at breakfast, he looks over and catches Mr.
Goodman's eye.
“I wonder if I might be so bold as to ask a favor of you?” he ses.
“Certainly,” ses Peter's uncle, “and glad I shall be to oblige you.
There is no man I've got a greater respect for.”
“Thankee,” ses Sam. “The fact is, I've run a bit short owing to paying a
man some money I owed 'im. If you could lend me five pounds, I couldn't
thank you enough.”
Mr. Goodman put down 'is knife and fork and wrinkled up 'is forehead.
“I'm very sorry,” he ses, feeling in 'is pockets; “do you want it
to-day?”
“Yes; I should like it,” ses Sam.
“It's most annoying,” ses Mr. Goodman, “but I was so afraid o'
pickpockets that I didn't bring much away with me. If you could wait
till the day arter to-morrow, when my money is sent to me, you can 'ave
ten if you like.”
“You're very kind,” ses Sam, “but that 'ud be too late for me. I must
try and get it somewhere else.” Peter and Ginger went on eating their
breakfast, but every time Peter looked up he caught 'is uncle looking at
'im in such a surprised and disappointed sort o' way that 'e didn't like
the look of it at all.
“I could just do it for a couple o' days, Sam,” he ses at last, “but
it'll leave me very short.”
“That's right,” ses his uncle, smiling. “My nevvy, Peter Russet, will
lend it to you, Mr. Small, of 'is own free will. He 'as offered afore he
was asked, and that's the proper way to do it, in my opinion.”
He reached acrost the table and shook 'ands with Peter, and said that
generosity ran in their family, and something seemed to tell 'im as
Peter wouldn't lose by it. Everybody seemed pleased with each other,
and arter Ginger Dick and Peter 'ad gone out Mr. Goodman took the five
pounds off of old Sam and stowed 'em away very careful in the match-box.
'He Reached Acrost the Table and Shook 'ands With Peter.'
“It's nice to 'ave money agin,” he ses. “There's enough for a week's
enjoyment here.”
“Yes,” ses Sam, slow-like; “but wot I want to know is, wot about the day
arter to-morrow, when Peter expects 'is money?”
Mr. Goodman patted 'im on the shoulder. “Don't you worry about Peter's
troubles,” he ses. “I know exactly wot to do; it's all planned out. Now
I'm going to 'ave a lay down for an hour—I didn't get much sleep last
night—and if you'll call me at twelve o'clock we'll go somewhere. Knock
loud.”
He patted 'im on the shoulder agin, and Sam, arter fidgeting about a
bit, went out. The last time he ever see Peter's uncle he was laying
on the bed with 'is eyes shut, smiling in his sleep. And Peter Russet
didn't see Sam for eighteen months.
THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY
Mr. Letts had left his ship by mutual arrangement, and the whole of the
crew had mustered to see him off and to express their sense of relief at
his departure. After some years spent in long voyages, he had fancied
a trip on a coaster as a change, and, the schooner Curlew having no use
for a ship's carpenter, had shipped as cook. He had done his best, and
the unpleasant epithets that followed him along the quay at Dunchurch
as he followed in the wake of his sea-chest were the result. Master and
mate nodded in grim appreciation of the crew's efforts.
'After Some Years Spent in Long Voyages'