kindness one time when they was 'aving a rest ashore arter a v'y'ge.
They 'ad took a room together as usual, and for the fust two or three
days they was like brothers. That couldn't last, o' course, and Sam
was so annoyed one evening at Ginger's suspiciousness by biting a
'arf-dollar Sam owed 'im and finding it was a bad 'un, that 'e went off
to spend the evening all alone by himself.
He felt a bit dull at fust, but arter he had 'ad two or three 'arf-pints
'e began to take a brighter view of things. He found a very nice, cosey
little public-'ouse he hadn't been in before, and, arter getting two and
threepence and a pint for the 'arf-dollar with Ginger's tooth-marks on,
he began to think that the world wasn't 'arf as bad a place as people
tried to make out.
There was on'y one other man in the little bar Sam was in—a tall, dark
chap, with black side-whiskers and spectacles, wot kept peeping round
the partition and looking very 'ard at everybody that came in.
“I'm just keeping my eye on 'em, cap'n,” he ses to Sam, in a low voice.
“Ho!” ses Sam.
“They don't know me in this disguise,” ses the dark man, “but I see
as 'ow you spotted me at once. Anybody 'ud have a 'ard time of it to
deceive you; and then they wouldn't gain nothing by it.”
“Nobody ever 'as yet,” ses Sam, smiling at 'im.
“And nobody ever will,” ses the dark man, shaking his 'ead; “if they was
all as fly as you, I might as well put the shutters up. How did you twig
I was a detective officer, cap'n?”
Sam, wot was taking a drink, got some beer up 'is nose with surprise.
“That's my secret,” he ses, arter the tec 'ad patted 'im on the back and
brought 'im round.
“You're a marvel, that's wot you are,” ses the tec, shaking his 'ead.
“Have one with me.”
Sam said he didn't mind if 'e did, and arter drinking each other's
healths very perlite 'e ordered a couple o' twopenny smokes, and by way
of showing off paid for 'em with 'arf a quid.
“That's right, ain't it?” ses the barmaid, as he stood staring very 'ard
at the change. “I ain't sure about that 'arf-crown, now I come to look
at it; but it's the one you gave me.”
Pore Sam, with a tec standing alongside of 'im, said it was quite right,
and put it into 'is pocket in a hurry and began to talk to the tec as
fast as he could about a murder he 'ad been reading about in the paper
that morning. They went and sat down by a comfortable little fire that
was burning in the bar, and the tec told 'im about a lot o' murder cases
he 'ad been on himself.
“I'm down 'ere now on special work,” he ses, “looking arter sailormen.”
“Wot ha' they been doing?” ses Sam.
“When I say looking arter, I mean protecting 'em,” ses the tec. “Over
and over agin some pore feller, arter working 'ard for months at sea,
comes 'ome with a few pounds in 'is pocket and gets robbed of the lot.
There's a couple o' chaps down 'ere I'm told off to look arter special,
but it's no good unless I can catch 'em red-'anded.”
“Red-'anded?” ses Sam.
“With their hands in the chap's pockets, I mean,” ses the tec.
Sam gave a shiver. “Somebody had their 'ands in my pockets once,” he
ses. “Four pun ten and some coppers they got.”
“Wot was they like?” ses the tee, starting.
Sam shook his 'ead. “They seemed to me to be all hands, that's all I
know about 'em,” he ses. “Arter they 'ad finished they leaned me up agin
the dock wall an' went off.”
“It sounds like 'em,” ses the tec, thoughtfully. “It was Long Pete and
Fair Alf, for a quid; that's the two I'm arter.”
He put his finger in 'is weskit-pocket. “That's who I am,” he ses,
'anding Sam a card; “Detective-Sergeant Cubbins. If you ever get into
any trouble at any time, you come to me.”
Sam said 'e would, and arter they had 'ad another drink together the tec
shifted 'is seat alongside of 'im and talked in his ear.
“If I can nab them two chaps I shall get promotion,” he ses; “and it's a
fi'-pun note to anybody that helps me. I wish I could persuade you to.”
“'Ow's it to be done?” ses Sam, looking at 'im.
“I want a respectable-looking seafaring man,” ses the tec, speaking
very slow; “that's you. He goes up Tower Hill to-morrow night at nine
o'clock, walking very slow and very unsteady on 'is pins, and giving my
two beauties the idea that 'e is three sheets in the wind. They come up
and rob 'im, and I catch them red-'anded. I get promotion, and you get a
fiver.”
“But 'ow do you know they'll be there?” ses Sam, staring at 'im.
Mr. Cubbins winked at 'im and tapped 'is nose.
'Mr. Cubbins Winked at 'im and Tapped 'is Nose.'
“We 'ave to know a good deal in our line o' business,” he ses.
“Still,” ses Sam, “I don't see——”
“Narks,” says the tec; “coppers' narks. You've 'eard of them, cap'n?
Now, look 'ere. Have you got any money?”
“I got a matter o' twelve quid or so,” ses Sam, in a off-hand way.
“The very thing,” says the tec. “Well, to-morrow night you put that
in your pocket, and be walking up Tower Hill just as the clock strikes
nine. I promise you you'll be robbed afore two minutes past, and by two
and a 'arf past I shall 'ave my hands on both of 'em. Have all the money
in one pocket, so as they can get it neat and quick, in case they get
interrupted. Better still, 'ave it in a purse; that makes it easier to
bring it 'ome to 'em.”
“Wouldn't it be enough if they stole the purse?” ses Sam. “I should feel
safer that way, too.”
Mr. Cubbins shook his 'ead, very slow and solemn. “That wouldn't do at
all,” he ses. “The more money they steal, the longer they'll get; you
know that, cap'n, without me telling you. If you could put fifty quid
in it would be so much the better. And, what-ever you do, don't make
a noise. I don't want a lot o' clumsy policemen interfering in my
business.”
“Still, s'pose you didn't catch 'em,” ses Sam, “where should I be?”
“You needn't be afraid o' that,” ses the tec, with a laugh. “Here, I'll
tell you wot I'll do, and that'll show you the trust I put in you.”
He drew a big di'mond ring off of 'is finger and handed it to Sam.
“Put that on your finger,” he ses, “and keep it there till I give you
your money back and the fi'-pun note reward. It's worth seventy quid
if it's worth a farthing, and was given to me by a lady of title for
getting back 'er jewellery for 'er. Put it on, and wotever you do, don't
lose it!”
He sat and watched while Sam forced it on 'is finger.
“You don't need to flash it about too much,” he ses, looking at 'im
rather anxious. “There's men I know as 'ud cut your finger off to get
that.”
Sam shoved his 'and in his pocket, but he kept taking it out every now
and then and 'olding his finger up to the light to look at the di'mond.
Mr. Cubbins got up to go at last, saying that he 'ad got a call to make
at the police-station, and they went out together.
“Nine o'clock sharp,” he ses, as they shook hands, “on Tower Hill.”
“I'll be there,” ses Sam.
“And, wotever you do, no noise, no calling out,” ses the tec, “and don't
mention a word of this to a living soul.”
Sam shook 'ands with 'im agin, and then, hiding his 'and in his pocket,
went off 'ome, and, finding Ginger and Peter Russet wasn't back, went
off to bed.
He 'eard 'em coming upstairs in the dark in about an hour's time, and,
putting the 'and with the ring on it on the counterpane, shut 'is eyes
and pretended to be fast asleep. Ginger lit the candle, and they was
both beginning to undress when Peter made a noise and pointed to Sam's
'and.
“Wot's up?” ses Ginger, taking the candle and going over to Sam's bed.
“Who've you been robbing, you fat pirate?”
Sam kept 'is eyes shut and 'eard 'em whispering; then he felt 'em take
'is hand up and look at it. “Where did you get it, Sam?” ses Peter.
“He's asleep,” ses Ginger, “sound asleep. I b'lieve if I was to put 'is
finger in the candle he wouldn't wake up.”
“You try it,” ses Sam, sitting up in bed very sharp and snatching his
'and away. “Wot d'ye mean coming 'ome at all hours and waking me up?”
“Where did you get that ring?” ses Ginger. “Friend o' mine,” ses Sam,
very short.
“Who was it?” ses Peter.
“It's a secret,” ses Sam.
“You wouldn't 'ave a secret from your old pal Ginger, Sam, would you?”
ses Ginger.
“Old wot?” ses Sam. “Wot did you call me this arternoon?”
“I called you a lot o' things I'm sorry for,” ses Ginger, who was
bursting with curiosity, “and I beg your pardin, Sam.”
“Shake 'ands on it,” ses Peter, who was nearly as curious as Ginger.
They shook hands, but Sam said he couldn't tell 'em about the ring; and
several times Ginger was on the point of calling 'im the names he 'ad
called 'im in the arternoon, on'y Peter trod on 'is foot and stopped
him. They wouldn't let 'im go to sleep for talking, and at last, when 'e
was pretty near tired out, he told 'em all about it.
“Going—to 'ave your—pocket picked?” ses Ginger, staring at 'im, when 'e
had finished.
“I shall be watched over,” ses Sam.
“He's gorn stark, staring mad,” ses Ginger. “Wot a good job it is he's
got me and you to look arter 'im, Peter.”
“Wot d'ye mean?” ses Sam.
“Mean?” ses Ginger. “Why, it's a put-up job to rob you, o' course. I
should ha' thought even your fat 'ead could ha' seen that':”
“When I want your advice I'll ask you for it,” ses Sam, losing 'is
temper. “Wot about the di'mond ring—eh?”
“You stick to it,” ses Ginger, “and keep out o' Mr. Cubbins's way.
That's my advice to you. 'Sides, p'r'aps it ain't a real one.”
Sam told 'im agin he didn't want none of 'is advice, and, as Ginger
wouldn't leave off talking, he pretended to go to sleep. Ginger woke 'im
up three times to tell 'im wot a fool 'e was, but 'e got so fierce that
he gave it up at last and told 'im to go 'is own way.
Sam wouldn't speak to either of 'em next morning, and arter breakfast
he went off on 'is own. He came back while Peter and Ginger was out, and
they wasted best part o' the day trying to find 'im.
“We'll be on Tower Hill just afore nine and keep 'im out o' mischief,
any way,” ses Peter.
Ginger nodded. “And be called names for our pains,” he ses. “I've a good
mind to let 'im be robbed.”
“It 'ud serve 'im right,” ses Peter, “on'y then he'd want to borrer off
of us. Look here! Why not—why not rob 'im ourselves?”
“Wot?” ses Ginger, starting.
“Walk up behind 'im and rob 'im,” ses Peter. “He'll think it's them two
chaps he spoke about, and when 'e comes 'ome complaining to us we'll
tell 'im it serves 'im right. Arter we've 'ad a game with 'im for a day
or two we'll give 'im 'is money back.”
“But he'd reckernize us,” ses Ginger.
“We must disguise ourselves,” ses Peter, in a whisper. “There's a
barber's shop in Cable Street, where I've seen beards in the winder. You
hook 'em on over your ears. Get one o' them each, pull our caps over our
eyes and turn our collars up, and there you are.”
Ginger made a lot of objections, not because he didn't think it was a
good idea, but because he didn't like Peter thinking of it instead of
'im; but he gave way at last, and, arter he 'ad got the beard, he stood
for a long time in front o' the glass thinking wot a difference it would
ha' made to his looks if he had 'ad black 'air instead o' red.
Waiting for the evening made the day seem very long to 'em; but it came
at last, and, with the beards in their pockets, they slipped out and
went for a walk round. They 'ad 'arf a pint each at a public-'ouse at
the top of the Minories, just to steady themselves, and then they came
out and hooked on their beards; and wot with them, and pulling their
caps down and turning their coat-collars up, there wasn't much of their
faces to be seen by anybody.
It was just five minutes to nine when they got to Tower Hill, and they
walked down the middle of the road, keeping a bright lookout for old
Sam. A little way down they saw a couple o' chaps leaning up agin a
closed gate in the dock wall lighting their pipes, and Peter and Ginger
both nudged each other with their elbows at the same time. They 'ad just
got to the bottom of the Hill when Sam turned the corner.
Peter wouldn't believe at fust that the old man wasn't really the worse
for liquor, 'e was so lifelike. Many a drunken man would ha' been proud
to ha' done it 'arf so well, and it made 'im pleased to think that Sam
was a pal of 'is. Him and Ginger turned and crept up behind the old man
on tiptoe, and then all of a sudden he tilted Sam's cap over 'is eyes
and flung his arms round 'im, while Ginger felt in 'is coat-pockets and
took out a leather purse chock full o' money.
It was all done and over in a moment, and then, to Ginger's great
surprise, Sam suddenly lifted 'is foot and gave 'im a fearful kick on
the shin of 'is leg, and at the same time let drive with all his might
in 'is face. Ginger went down as if he 'ad been shot, and as Peter went
to 'elp him up he got a bang over the 'ead that put 'im alongside o'
Ginger, arter which Sam turned and trotted off down the Hill like a
dancing-bear.
'Let Drive With All his Might in 'is Face. '
For 'arf a minute Ginger didn't know where 'e was, and afore he found
out the two men they'd seen in the gateway came up, and one of 'em put
his knee in Ginger's back and 'eld him, while the other caught hold of
his 'and and dragged the purse out of it. Arter which they both made
off up the Hill as 'ard as they could go, while Peter Russet in a faint
voice called “Police!” arter them.
He got up presently and helped Ginger up, and they both stood there
pitying themselves, and 'elping each other to think of names to call
Sam.
“Well, the money's gorn, and it's 'is own silly fault,” ses Ginger. “But
wotever 'appens, he mustn't know that we had a 'and in it, mind that.”
“He can starve for all I care,” ses Peter, feeling his 'ead. “I won't
lend 'im a ha'penny—not a single, blessed ha'penny.”
“Who'd ha' thought 'e could ha' hit like that?” says Ginger. “That's
wot gets over me. I never 'ad such a bang in my life—never. I'm going to
'ave a little drop o' brandy—my 'ead is fair swimming.”
Peter 'ad one, too; but though they went into the private bar, it wasn't
private enough for them; and when the landlady asked Ginger who'd been
kissing 'im, he put 'is glass down with a bang and walked straight off
'ome.
Sam 'adn't turned up by the time they got there, and pore Ginger took
advantage of it to put a little warm candle-grease on 'is bad leg. Then
he bathed 'is face very careful and 'elped Peter bathe his 'ead. They
'ad just finished when they heard Sam coming upstairs, and Ginger sat
down on 'is bed and began to whistle, while Peter took up a bit o'
newspaper and stood by the candle reading it.
“Lor' lumme, Ginger!” ses Sam, staring at 'im. “What ha' you been
a-doing to your face?”
“Me?” ses Ginger, careless-like. “Oh, we 'ad a bit of a scrap down
Limehouse way with some Scotchies. Peter got a crack over the 'ead at
the same time.”
“Ah, I've 'ad a bit of a scrap, too,” ses Sam, smiling all over, “but I
didn't get marked.”
“Oh!” ses Peter, without looking up from 'is paper. “Was it a little
boy, then?” ses Ginger.
“No, it wasn't a little boy neither, Ginger,” ses Sam; “it was a couple
o' men twice the size of you and Peter here, and I licked 'em both. It
was the two men I spoke to you about last night.”
“Oh!” ses Peter agin, yawning.
“I did a bit o' thinking this morning,” ses Sam, nodding at 'em, “and I
don't mind owning up that it was owing to wot you said. You was right,
Ginger, arter all.”
“Fust thing I did arter breakfast,” ses Sam, “I took that di'mond ring
to a pawnshop and found out it wasn't a di'mond ring. Then I did a bit
more thinking, and I went round to a shop I know and bought a couple o'
knuckle-dusters.”
“Couple o' wot?” ses Ginger, in a choking voice.
“Knuckle-dusters,” ses Sam, “and I turned up to-night at Tower Hill
with one on each 'and just as the clock was striking nine. I see 'em
the moment I turned the corner—two enormous big chaps, a yard acrost
the shoulders, coming down the middle of the road—You've got a cold,
Ginger!”
“No, I ain't,” ses Ginger.
“I pretended to be drunk, same as the tec told me,” ses Sam, “and then
I felt 'em turn round and creep up behind me. One of 'em come up behind
and put 'is knee in my back and caught me by the throat, and the other
gave me a punch in the chest, and while I was gasping for breath took my
purse away. Then I started on 'em.”
“Lor'!” ses Ginger, very nasty.
“I fought like a lion,” ses Sam. “Twice they 'ad me down, and twice I
got up agin and hammered 'em. They both of 'em 'ad knives, but my blood
was up, and I didn't take no more notice of 'em than if they was made
of paper. I knocked 'em both out o' their hands, and if I hit 'em in the
face once I did a dozen times. I surprised myself.”
“You surprise me,” ses Ginger.
“All of a sudden,” ses Sam, “they see they 'ad got to do with a man wot
didn't know wot fear was, and they turned round and ran off as hard as
they could run. You ought to ha' been there, Ginger. You'd 'ave enjoyed
it.”
Ginger Dick didn't answer 'im. Having to sit still and listen to all
them lies without being able to say anything nearly choked 'im. He sat
there gasping for breath.
“O' course, you got your purse back in the fight, Sam?” ses Peter.
“No, mate,” ses Sam. “I ain't going to tell you no lies—I did not.”
“And 'ow are you going to live, then, till you get a ship, Sam?” ses
Ginger, in a nasty voice. “You won't get nothing out o' me, so you
needn't think it.”
“Wot on earth's the matter, Ginger?”
“Nor me,” ses Peter. “Not a brass farthing.”
“There's no call to be nasty about it, mates,” ses Sam. “I 'ad the best
fight I ever 'ad in my life, and I must put up with the loss. A man
can't 'ave it all his own way.”
“'Ow much was it?” ses Peter.
“Ten brace-buttons, three French ha'pennies, and a bit o' tin,” ses Sam.
“Wot on earth's the matter, Ginger?”
'Wot on Earth's the Matter, Ginger?''
Ginger didn't answer him.
SENTENCE DEFERRED
'An Elderly Man With a Wooden Leg, Who Joined The Indignant Officer in
the Pursuit.'
Fortunately for Captain Bligh, there were but few people about, and the
only person who saw him trip Police-Sergeant Pilbeam was an elderly man
with a wooden leg, who joined the indignant officer in the pursuit. The
captain had youth on his side, and, diving into the narrow alley-ways
that constitute the older portion of Woodhatch, he moderated his pace
and listened acutely. The sounds of pursuit died away in the distance,
and he had already dropped into a walk when the hurried tap of the
wooden leg sounded from one corner and a chorus of hurried voices from
the other. It was clear that the number of hunters had increased.
He paused a second, irresolute. The next, he pushed open a door
that stood ajar in an old flint wall and peeped in. He saw a small,
brick-paved yard, in which trim myrtles and flowering plants stood about
in freshly ochred pots, and, opening the door a little wider, he slipped
in and closed it behind him.
“Well?” said a voice, sharply. “What do you want?”
Captain Bligh turned, and saw a girl standing in a hostile attitude in
the doorway of the house. “H'sh!” he said, holding up his finger.
The girl's cheeks flushed and her eyes sparkled.
“What are you doing in our yard?” she demanded.
The captain's face relaxed as the sound of voices died away. He gave his
moustache a twist, and eyed her with frank admiration.
“Escaping,” he said, briefly. “They nearly had me, though.”
“You had no business to escape into our yard,” said the girl. “What have
you been escaping from?”
“Fat policeman,” said the skipper, jauntily, twisting his moustache.
Miss Pilbeam, only daughter of Sergeant Pilbeam, caught her breath
sharply.
“What have you been doing?” she inquired, as soon as she could control
her voice.
“Nothing,” said the skipper, airily, “nothing. I was kicking a stone
along the path and he told me to stop it.”
“Well?” said Miss Pilbeam, impatiently.
“We had words,” said the skipper. “I don't like policemen—fat
policemen—and while we were talking he happened to lose his balance and
go over into some mud that was swept up at the side of the road.”
“Lost his balance?” gasped the horrified Miss Pilbeam.
The skipper was flattered at her concern. “You would have laughed if you
had seen him,” he said, smiling. “Don't look so frightened; he hasn't
got me yet.”
“No,” said the girl, slowly. “Not yet.”
She gazed at him with such a world of longing in her eyes that the
skipper, despite a somewhat large share of self-esteem, was almost
startled.
“And he shan't have me,” he said, returning her gaze with interest.
Miss Pilbeam stood in silent thought. She was a strong, well-grown girl,
but she realized fully that she was no match for the villain who stood
before her, twisting his moustache and adjusting his neck-tie. And her
father would not be off duty until nine.
“I suppose you would like to wait here until it is dark?” she said at
last.
“I would sooner wait here than anywhere,” said the skipper, with
respectful ardor.
“Perhaps you would like to come in and sit down?” said the girl.
Captain Bligh thanked her, and removing his cap followed her into a
small parlor in the front of the house.
“Father is out,” she said, as she motioned him to an easy-chair, “but
I'm sure he'll be pleased to see you when he comes in.”
“And I shall be pleased to see him,” said the innocent skipper.
Miss Pilbeam kept her doubts to herself and sat in a brown study,
wondering how the capture was to be effected. She had a strong
presentiment that the appearance of her father at the front door would
be the signal for her visitor's departure at the back. For a time there
was an awkward silence.
“Lucky thing for me I upset that policeman,” said the skipper, at last.
“Why?” inquired the girl.
“Else I shouldn't have come into your yard,” was the reply. “It's the
first time we have ever put into Woodhatch, and I might have sailed
away and never seen you. Where should we have been but for that fat
policeman?”
Miss Pilbeam—as soon as she could get her breath—said, “Ah, where
indeed!” and for the first time in her life began to feel the need of a
chaperon.
“Funny to think of him hunting for me high and low while I am sitting
here,” said the skipper.
Miss Pilbeam agreed with him, and began to laugh—to laugh so heartily
that he was fain at last to draw his chair close to hers and pat her
somewhat anxiously on the back. The treatment sobered her at once, and
she drew apart and eyed him coldly.
“I was afraid you would lose your breath,” explained the skipper,
awkwardly. “You are not angry, are you?”
He was so genuinely relieved when she said, “No,” that Miss Pilbeam,
despite her father's wrongs, began to soften a little. The upsetter
of policemen was certainly good-looking; and his manner towards her so
nicely balanced between boldness and timidity that a slight feeling of
sadness at his lack of moral character began to assail her.
“Suppose you are caught after all?” she said, presently. “You will go to
prison.”
The skipper shrugged his shoulders. “I don't suppose I shall be,” he
replied.
“Aren't you sorry?” persisted Miss Pilbeam, in a vibrant voice.
“Certainly not,” said the skipper. “Why, I shouldn't have seen you if I
hadn't done it.”
Miss Pilbeam looked at the clock and pondered. It wanted but five
minutes to nine. Five minutes in which to make up a mind that was in a
state of strong unrest.
“I suppose it is time for me to go,” said the skipper, watching her.
Miss Pilbeam rose. “No, don't go,” she said, hastily. “Do be quiet. I
want to think.”
Captain Bligh waited in respectful silence, heedless of the fateful
seconds ticking from the mantelpiece. At the sound of a slow, measured
footfall on the cobblestone path outside Miss Pilbeam caught his arm and
drew him towards the door.
“Go!” she breathed. “No, stop!”
She stood trying in vain to make up her mind. “Upstairs,” she said.
“Quick!” and, leading the way, entered her father's bedroom, and, after
a moment's thought, opened the door of a cupboard in the corner.
“Get in there,” she whispered.
“But—” objected the astonished Bligh.
The front door was heard to open.
“Police!” said Miss Pilbeam, in a thrilling whisper. The skipper stepped
into the cupboard without further parley, and the girl, turning the key,
slipped it into her pocket and sped downstairs.
Sergeant Pilbeam was in the easy-chair, with his belt unfastened, when
she entered the parlor, and, with a hungry reference to supper, sat
watching her as she lit the lamp and drew down the blind. With a
lifelong knowledge of the requirements of the Force, she drew a jug of
beer and placed it by his side while she set the table.
“Ah! I wanted that,” said the sergeant. “I've been running.”
Miss Pilbeam raised her eyebrows.
“After some sailor-looking chap that capsized me when I wasn't prepared
for it,” said her father, putting down his glass. “It was a neat bit o'
work, and I shall tell him so when I catch him. Look here!”
He stood up and exhibited the damage.
“I've rubbed off what I could,” he said, resuming his seat, “and I
s'pose the rest'll brush off when it's dry. To-morrow morning I shall go
down to the harbor and try and spot my lord.”