Cardinal Bernis was in his boudoir. Before him lay the list of those
persons whom he had invited to his entertainment of the next day, and he
saw with proud satisfaction that all had accepted his invitation.
“I shall, then, have a brilliant and stately society to meet this
Austrian archduke,” said the well-contented cardinal to himself. “The
_elite_ of the nobility, all the cardinals and ambassadors, will make
their appearance, and Austria will be compelled to acknowledge that
France maintains the best understanding with all the European powers,
and that she is not the less respected because the Marquise de Pompadour
is in fact King of France.”
“Ah, this good marquise,” continued the cardinal, stretching himself
comfortably upon his lounge and taking an open letter from the table,
“this good marquise gives me in fact some cause for anxiety. She writes
me here that France is in favor of the project of Portugal for the
suppression of the order of the Jesuits, and I am so to inform the pope!
This is a dangerous thing, marquise, and may possibly burn your tender
fingers. The suppression of the Jesuits! Is not that to explode a
powder-barrel in the midst of Europe, that may shatter all the states?
No, no, it is foolhardiness, and I have not the courage to apply the
match to this powder-barrel! I fear it may blow us all into the air.”
And the cardinal began to read anew the letter of Madame de Pompadour
which a French courier had brought him a few hours before.
“Ahem, that will be dangerous for the good father!” said he, shaking his
head. “Austria also agrees to this magnificent plan of the Portuguese
Minister Pombal, and I am inclined to think that this Austrian archduke
has come to Rome only for the purpose of bringing to the pope the
consent of the Empress Maria Theresa! Ha, ha! how singular! their chaste
and virtuous Maria Theresa and our good Pompadour are both agreed in
the matter, and in taking this course are both acting against their own
will. The women love the Jesuits, these good fathers who furnish them
with an excuse for every weakness, and hold a little back door open for
every sin. That is very convenient for these good women! Yes, yes, the
women--I think I know them.”
And, smiling, the cardinal sank deeper into himself, dreaming of past,
of charming times, when he had not yet counted sixty-five years. He
dreamed of Venice, and of a beautiful nun he had loved there, and who
for him had often left her cloister in the night-time, and, warm and
glowing with passion, had come to him. He dreamed of these heavenly
hours, where all pleasure and all happiness had been compressed into one
blessed intoxication of bliss, where the chaste priestess of the Church
had for him changed to a sparkling priestess of joy!
“Yes, that was long ago!” murmured the cardinal, as at length he awoke
from his blissful dreams of the past.
“Those were beautiful times--I was then young and happy; I was then a
man, and now--now am old; love has withered, and with it poesy! I am now
nothing but a diplomatist.”
There was a low knock at the door. The cardinal hastily but carefully
returned the portrait of his beautiful nun to the secret drawer in his
writing-table whence it had been taken, and bade the knocker to enter.
It was Brunelli, the major-domo of the cardinal, who came with a proud
step, and face beaming with joy, to make a report of his plans and
preparations for the morrow’s entertainment.
“In the evening the park will be illuminated with many thousand lamps,
which will outshine the sun, so that the guests will there wander in a
sea of light,” said he, in closing his report.
The cardinal smiled, and with a stolen glance at the small box that
contained the portrait of this beautiful nun, he said: “Spare some
of the walks in the alleys from your sea of light, and leave them in
partial obscurity. A little duskiness is sometimes necessary for joy
and happiness! But how is it with your _carte du diner_? What has Signor
Gianettino to offer us? I hope he has something very choice, for you
know the cardinals like a good table, and my friend Duke Grimaldi has a
high opinion of our cuisine.”
“Ah, the Spanish ambassador, your excellency?” exclaimed Brunelli,
contemptuously. “The Spanish ambassador knows nothing of the art of
cookery, or he would not possibly be satisfied with his cook! He is
a niggard, a poor fellow, of whom all Rome is speaking to-day, and
laughing at him and his master, while they are praising you to the
skies!”
And Signor Brunelli related to his listening master the whole story of
the gigantic fish, and of the humiliation of the Spanish cook.
The cardinal listened with attention, and a dark cloud gradually
gathered upon his thoughtful brow.
“That is a very unfortunate occurrence,” said he, shaking his head, as
Brunelli ended.
“But at least it was an occurrence in which France triumphed, your
excellency,” responded Brunelli.
“I much fear the Duke of Grimaldi will do as you have done,” said the
cardinal; “he will confound my cook with France, and in his cook see all
Spain insulted.”
“Then your excellency is not satisfied?” asked Brunelli, with
consternation. “The whole palace is full of jubilation; all the servants
and lackeys and even the secretary of the legation are delighted with
this divine affair!”
The cardinal paid no attention to these panegyrics of his major-domo,
but thoughtfully paced the room with long strides.
“And you think Gianettino had the right of it?” at length he asked.
“He was entirely in the right, your excellency. Nothing had been paid
for the fish, and Gianettino’s right to purchase was perfect, and nobody
could dispute it!”
“Well, when we are in the right, we must maintain our right,” said the
cardinal, after a pause, “and as the affair is known to all Rome, it
must be fought through with _eclat_! The fish, in all its pride of
greatness shall grace our table to-morrow!”
“We have no dish of sufficient size in which to serve it.”
“Then let a new one be made,” laughed the cardinal. “Take the measure of
this Goliath, and hasten to the silversmith, that he may make a silver
dish of the proper size. But see that it is completed by to-morrow
morning, and that it is richly ornamented. If Rome has heard of the
fish, so also must it hear of the dish. Hasten, therefore, Signor
Brunelli, and see that all is done as I have ordered!”
“This is, in fact, a very diverting story,” said the cardinal, laughing,
when he was again alone. “We have here a monster fish which will
probably swallow my friendship with the Duke of Grimaldi! Well, we shall
see!”
The cardinal then rang for his body-servant, whom he ordered to dress
him.
“Court toilet?” asked the servant, astonished at being called to this
service at so unusual an hour.
“No, house toilet!” said the cardinal. “I shall soon receive visitors.”
The shrewd cardinal had not deceived himself! In a few minutes an
equipage rolled into the court and the footman announced his highness
the Spanish ambassador, the Duke of Grimaldi.
“He is a thousand times welcome!” cried the cardinal, and as the door
now opened and the Spanish duke entered, the cardinal advanced to
receive him with open arms and a friendly smile.
“My dear, much-beloved friend, what a delightful surprise is this!” said
the cardinal.
But the duke observed neither the open arms nor the pleasant smile,
nor yet the friendly welcome of the cardinal. He strode forward with a
serious, majestic _grandezza_, and placing himself directly before the
cardinal, he solemnly asked: “Know you of the outrage which a servant of
your house has inflicted on mine!”
“Of an outrage?” asked the cardinal, without embarrassment. “I have been
told that your cook had a dispute with mine, because mine had bought a
fish that was too dear for yours. That is all I know.”
“Then they have not told you,” thundered the duke, “that your servant,
like an impudent street robber, has wrongfully seized my property. For
that fish was mine, it belonged to the Spanish embassy, and therefore
to Spain; and your servant has with outrageous insolence committed a
trespass upon the property of a foreign power!”
“Did this fish, then, actually belong to the Spanish crown?” asked
Bernis. “Was it already paid for, and legally yours?”
“It was not paid for, but was ordered, and my servant had gone home for
the money.”
“As long as it was not paid for, no one could have any claim upon it.”
“You are, then, disposed to dispute the fish with me?” cried the duke.
“Should I dispute it,” smilingly responded the cardinal, “that would
be the equivalent to a recognition of your right to it, which I have no
idea of making. Besides, my friend, what does this quarrel of our cooks
concern us, and what has Spain and France to do with these disputes of
our servants? They may fight out their own quarrels with each other; let
us give them leave to do so, and if they give each other bloody heads,
very well, we will bind them up, that is all!”
“You take the affair with your usual practical indifference,” said the
duke with bitterness, “and I can only regret being compelled to look
at it in a different light. The question here is not of a difficulty
between our servants, but of an insult which Spain has received from
France in the face of all Rome. Yes, all Rome has witnessed this insult,
and these miserable Romans have even dared to dishonor us with irony and
satire, and to mock and deride Spain, while they overload you with their
praises!”
“The good Romans, as you know, are like children. This contest of our
cooks has delighted them, and they shouted a _viva_ to the conqueror.
But I beg you not to forget that I have nothing to do with the victories
of my cook.”
“But I have something to do with the defeats of mine! Whoever insults
my servants insults me; and whoever insults me, insults the kingdom I
represent--insults Spain! It is therefore in the name of Spain that I
demand satisfaction. Spain has a right to this fish! I demand my right,
I demand the surrender of the fish!”
“If you take this matter in earnest,” said the cardinal, “then am I
sorry to be compelled also to be serious! If Spain can find offence in
the fact that France has bought a fish which is too dear for the Spanish
cook, I cannot see how I can here make satisfaction, as we cannot be
taxed with any fault.”
“You refuse me the fish, then?” exclaimed the duke, bursting with rage.
“As you say that all Rome knows of this affair, and takes an interest in
it, I cannot act otherwise. It must not have the appearance that
France feels herself less great and powerful than Spain; that France
pusillanimously yields when Spain makes an unjust demand!”
“That is to say, you wish to break off all friendly relations with us?”
“And can those relations be seriously endangered by this affair?”
asked the cardinal with vivacity. “Is it possible that this trifling
misunderstanding between two servants can exercise an influence upon
a long-cherished friendship and harmony of two powers whose relations,
whether friendly or otherwise, may uphold or destroy the peace of
Europe?”
“Honor is the first law of the Spaniard,” proudly responded the duke
“and whoever wounds that can no longer be my friend! France has attached
the honor of Spain, and all Rome has chimed in with the insulting
acclamations of France--all Rome knows the story of this fish!”
“Then let us show these silly Romans that we both look upon the whole
affair merely as a jest. When you to-morrow laughingly eat of this
fish, the good Romans will feel ashamed of themselves and their childish
conduct.”
“You propose then, to-morrow, when the nobility of Rome, when all the
diplomatists are assembled, to parade before them this fish, which
to-day sets all tongues in motion?” asked the duke, turning pale.
“The fish was bought for this dinner, and must be eaten!” said the
cardinal, laughing.
“Then I regret that I cannot be present at this festival!” cried the
duke, rising. “You cannot desire that I should be a witness to my own
shame and your triumph. You are no Roman emperor, and I am no conquered
hero compelled to appear in your triumphal train! I recall my consent,
and shall not appear at your to-morrow’s festival!”
“Reflect and consider this well!” said the cardinal, almost sadly. “If
you fail to appear to-morrow, when the whole diplomacy are assembled
at my house for an official dinner, that will signify not only that the
duke breaks with his old friend the cardinal, but also that Spain wishes
to dissolve her friendly relations with France.”
“Let it be so considered!” said the duke. “Better an open war than a
clandestine defeat! Adieu, Sir Cardinal!”
And the duke made for the door. But the cardinal held him back.
“Have you reflected upon the consequences?” he asked. “You know what
important negotiations at this moment occupy the Catholic courts. Of
the abolition of the greatest and most powerful of orders, of the
extirpation of the Jesuits, is the question. The pope is favorable
to this idea of the Portuguese minister, Pombal, but he desires the
co-operation of the other Catholic courts. Austria gives her consent,
as do Sardinia and all the other Italian states; only the court of Spain
has declared itself the friend and defender of the Jesuits, and for
your sake has France hitherto remained passive on this most important
question, and has affected not to hear the demands of her subjects;
for your sake has France stifled her own convictions and joined in your
support. Therefore, think well of what you are about to do! To break off
your friendly relations with France, is to compel France to take sides
against Spain; and if the powerful voice of France is heard against the
Jesuits, the single voice of Spain will be powerless to uphold them.”
“Well, then, let them go!” cried the duke. “What care I for the Jesuits
when the defence of our honor is concerned? Sir Cardinal, farewell;
however France may decide, Spain will never submit to her arrogance!”
The duke abruptly left the room, slamming the door after him.
Cardinal Bernis saw his departure with an expression of sadness.
“And such are the friendships of man,” he murmured to himself; “the
slightest offence is sufficient to destroy a friendship of many years.
Well, we must reconcile ourselves to it,” he continued after a pause,
“and, at all events, it has its very diverting side. For many months I
have taken pains to support Grimaldi with the pope in his defence of
the Jesuits, and now that celebrated order will be abolished because a
French cook has bought a fish that was too dear for the Spanish cook! By
what small influences are the destinies of mankind decided!
“But now I have not a moment to lose,” continued the cardinal, rousing
himself from his troubled thoughts. “Grimaldi has rendered it impossible
for me longer to oppose the views of the Marquise de Pompadour; I must
now give effect to the commands of my feminine sovereign, and announce
to the pope the assent of France to his policy. To the pope, then, the
letter of the marquise may make known the will of Louis.”
The cardinal hastily donned his official costume, and ordered his
carriage for a visit to the Vatican.