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_THE UPWARD AND ONWARD SERIES._

DESK AND DEBIT;

OR,

THE CATASTROPHES OF A CLERK.

By

OLIVER OPTIC,

AUTHOR OF "YOUNG AMERICA ABROAD," "THE ARMY AND NAVY STORIES,"

"THE WOODVILLE STORIES," "THE BOAT-CLUB STORIES," "THE

STARRY FLAG SERIES," "THE LAKE-SHORE SERIES," ETC.

WITH FOURTEEN ILLUSTRATIONS.

BOSTON:

LEE AND SHEPARD, PUBLISHERS.

NEW YORK:

LEE, SHEPARD AND DILLINGHAM.

1871.

Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1871,

By WILLIAM T. ADAMS,

In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington.

ELECTROTYPED AT THE

BOSTON STEREOTYPE FOUNDRY,

10 Spring Lane.

TO THE MEMORY OF

MY GOOD-NATURED AND VERSATILE YOUNG FRIEND

_EDWIN A. FARWELL_,

WHO, SINCE THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN, HAS PASSED AWAY FROM

THE SCENES OF EARTH, LOVED AND RESPECTED

BY ALL WHO KNEW HIM,

THIS BOOK

IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED.

THE UPWARD AND ONWARD SERIES.

1. _Field and Forest_; OR, THE FORTUNES OF A FARMER.

2. _Plane and Plank_; OR, THE MISHAPS OF A MECHANIC.

3. _Desk and Debit_; OR, THE CATASTROPHES OF A CLERK.

_IN PREPARATION_:

4. _Cringle and Cross-Tree_; OR, THE SEA SWASHES OF A SAILOR.

5. _Bivouac and Battle_; OR, THE STRUGGLES OF A SOLDIER.

6. _Sea and Shore_; OR, THE TRAMPS OF A TRAVELLER.

PREFACE.

"DESK AND DEBIT" is the third of "THE UPWARD AND ONWARD SERIES," in

which Phil Farringford appears as a clerk. The principal events of the

story are located in Chicago and on Lake Michigan--the latter, perhaps,

because the author finds it quite impossible to write a story without a

boat, which also involves the necessity of a broad sheet of water, or a

long river. In this, as in its predecessors, evil-minded characters are

introduced, to show the contrast between vice and virtue; but the hero,

in whom the sympathies of the reader are supposed to be centred, is

still faithful to his Christian duties, still reads his Bible, and

"prays without ceasing."

Young and old are injured only by the precept and example of those whom

they love, respect, or admire; and the writer has no fear that his

readers will love, respect, or admire Charles Whippleton or Ben

Waterford, or that they will fail to condemn their errors and their

vices. The author hopes and expects that his young friends, while they

follow Phil in his exciting experience in the counting-room, and in the

"Marian" on Lake Michigan, will love and respect his virtues as well as

his courage and resolution.

HARRISON SQUARE, BOSTON,

June 7, 1870.

CONTENTS.

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CHAPTER I.

IN WHICH PHIL HAS A TALK WITH HIS FATHER, AND REVIEWS

HIS PAST HISTORY. 11

CHAPTER II.

IN WHICH PHIL STARTS FOR CHICAGO, AND HEARS A FAMILIAR

NAME. 22

CHAPTER III.

IN WHICH PHIL MAKES THE ACQUAINTANCE OF MRS. WHIPPLETON. 33

CHAPTER IV.

IN WHICH PHIL IS CHIVALROUS, BUT HAS HIS EYES OPENED. 44

CHAPTER V.

IN WHICH PHIL TAKES A ROOM AT MRS. WHIPPLETON'S

BOARDING-HOUSE. 56

CHAPTER VI.

IN WHICH PHIL IS ENGAGED AS ENTRY CLERK FOR COLLINGSBY

AND WHIPPLETON. 67

CHAPTER VII.

IN WHICH PHIL TAKES HIS PLACE AT THE DESK, AND IS ENGAGED

FOR A YEAR. 79

CHAPTER VIII.

IN WHICH PHIL TAKES A SAIL ON THE LAKE WITH MR. WHIPPLETON. 90

CHAPTER IX.

IN WHICH PHIL ATTEMPTS TO MAKE OUT A TRIAL BALANCE. 102

CHAPTER X.

IN WHICH PHIL IS PERPLEXED ABOUT CERTAIN INVOICES. 113

CHAPTER XI.

IN WHICH PHIL TAKES CHARGE OF MRS. WHIPPLETON'S EARTHLY

TREASURE. 124

CHAPTER XII.

IN WHICH PHIL VISITS THE HOUSE OF MR. COLLINGSBY, AND SEES

MISS MARIAN. 135

CHAPTER XIII.

IN WHICH PHIL LOOKS INTO THE OPERATIONS OF THE JUNIOR

PARTNER. 146

CHAPTER XIV.

IN WHICH PHIL MEETS WITH A SERIOUS CATASTROPHE. 158

CHAPTER XV.

IN WHICH PHIL GOES TO WORK IN THE COOK-ROOM OF THE MARIAN. 170

CHAPTER XVI.

IN WHICH PHIL PROMISES NOT TO DESERT MISS COLLINGSBY. 182

CHAPTER XVII.

IN WHICH PHIL PUTS A CHECK ON THE OPERATIONS OF MR. BEN

WATERFORD. 194

CHAPTER XVIII.

IN WHICH PHIL PROTESTS WITH THE BOAT-HOOK, BUT IS PROTESTED. 205

CHAPTER XIX.

IN WHICH PHIL PROFITS BY CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WEIGHS ANCHOR

IN THE MARIAN. 218

CHAPTER XX.

IN WHICH PHIL SAILS THE MARIAN ACROSS LAKE MICHIGAN. 229

CHAPTER XXI.

IN WHICH PHIL ANSWERS SOME INQUIRIES ABOUT THE FAWN, AND

OTHER MATTERS. 241

CHAPTER XXII.

IN WHICH PHIL IS BEWILDERED, AND THE MARIAN SAILS FOR

CHICAGO. 252

CHAPTER XXIII.

IN WHICH PHIL, IN THE MARIAN, GETS THE WEATHER-GAGE OF

THE FLORINA. 264

CHAPTER XXIV.

IN WHICH PHIL GOES TO SLEEP, AND HIS SEVEREST CATASTROPHE

COMES. 275

CHAPTER XXV.

IN WHICH PHIL SUFFERS MUCH PAIN, AND MARIAN IS VERY

RESOLUTE. 287

CHAPTER XXVI.

IN WHICH PHIL FINDS THE TABLES TURNED, AND THE MARIAN RUNS

INTO CHICAGO RIVER. 298

CHAPTER XXVII.

IN WHICH PHIL VISITS MR. COLLINGSBY AGAIN, AND IS A HERO

IN SPITE OF HIMSELF. 309

CHAPTER XXVIII.

IN WHICH PHIL MORALIZES UPON WORLDLY WISDOM, AND BIDS

FAREWELL TO DESK AND DEBIT. 321

DESK AND DEBIT;

OR,

THE CATASTROPHES OF A CLERK.

CHAPTER I.

IN WHICH PHIL HAS A TALK WITH HIS FATHER, AND REVIEWS HIS PAST HISTORY.

"I must go to Chicago, father," said I, one evening, after we had been

discussing our domestic relations with more than usual earnestness.

"Why go to Chicago, Philip? What put that idea into your head?" replied

my father, with a kind of deprecatory smile.

"I don't feel as though I could live any longer in this state of doubt

and uncertainty."

"Really, Philip, I don't think you need worry yourself to that extent."

"I can't help it. I want to know whether my mother is alive or dead.

She may have been in her grave for a year for aught we know."

"Not so bad as that, Philip. I am sure if anything had happened to her,

we should have heard of it," added my father, mildly; but I saw that he

had more feeling on the subject than he chose to manifest.

"It seems to me inhuman and unnatural to live in this way," I

persisted, perhaps a little more impatiently than I ought to have

spoken.

"It is all my fault, my son," said my father, meekly.

"I don't think so."

"Don't compel me to review the bitter experience of the past. You know

it all."

"I don't mean to blame you, father."

"Certainly it is not your mother's fault that an ocean rolls between

her and me."

"I am willing to allow that it is your fault, and mine too, in a sense

different from what you meant, that our family is still separated."

I perceived that my father was considerably affected by what I had

said; and as he relapsed into silence, apparently to give vent to the

emotions which disturbed him, I did not press the subject any further

at that moment. But I felt all that I had said, and I thought something

ought to be done. I was thoroughly in earnest, and I felt that it would

be my fault if our little family continued to be separated for a much

longer period.

I was nearly sixteen years old; and into that brief space had been

crowded a strange and varied experience. In order that my readers may

know precisely my relations to the rest of the world, and understand

why I was so deeply moved, I must briefly review the events of my life.

I was born in the city of St. Louis, though this was a fact which had

been patent to me only a couple of years. I had attained unto that

worldly wisdom which enabled me to know who my father was; but I was

less fortunate in regard to my mother, whom I could not remember that I

had ever seen, though it was a comfort for me to know that my baby eyes

had gazed into her loving face.

In the burning of the steamer Farringford, on the upper Missouri, in

which my father and mother and myself--then a child two years old--were

passengers, I had been committed to a raft formed of a state-room door,

and bolstered with pillows to keep me from rolling off. By an accident

this frail craft was carried away from the burning steamer, then

aground, and I was separated from my father, who, I grieve to say, was

intoxicated at the time, and unable to do all that he would have

accomplished in his sober senses. At this moment the steamer broke from

the shore, and was carried swiftly down the mighty river. Parents were

thus separated from the helpless child.

But it was not ordered that this little one should perish in the cold

waters of the great river in the night and the gloom. An old pioneer,

trapper, and hunter, Matt Rockwood, had picked me up, and for years had

nursed me and cared for me in his rude log cabin, loving me devotedly,

and watching over me with a woman's tenderness. For eleven years I

remained in the field and forest, hardened by the rude life of the

pioneer, working hard, and winning a large experience in dealing with

the elements around me. A well-educated and refined gentleman, driven

from the haunts of civilization by a fancied wrong, became our

neighbor, and was my instructor, so that I obtained more than a common

school education from him. By the seeming guidings of Providence, his

wife and daughter were sent to him in the wilderness, and remained

there through the season.

My foster-father was killed in an affray with the Indians. Boy as I

was, I went through a brief campaign with the savages, and my own rifle

had more than once brought down the treacherous foe. I had faced danger

and death, and I had rescued the daughter of my excellent friend and

instructor, Mr. Gracewood, from the Indians. Ella was then, and is now,

one of my best friends. In the autumn, leaving the farm and stock to

Kit Cruncher, an old hunter who had been our friend and neighbor for

years, I started for the realms of civilization with Mr. Gracewood and

his family, taking with me the articles found upon me by the old

pioneer when I was rescued from the river.

I had fifteen hundred dollars in cash, after I had paid my fare to St.

Louis--the worldly wealth of my deceased foster-father. On the way down

I was separated from my friends by an accident, and did not see them

again for several weeks. But I found a place in the city to learn the

carpenter's trade, in which I had already made considerable

proficiency. I received six dollars a week for my work when it was

found that I was both able and willing to do nearly as much as an

ordinary journeyman.

By a succession of rather singular incidents, I discovered that a

dissolute, drunken man about town was my father--which I regarded at

the time as the greatest mishap that could possibly befall me. But I

took him to my boarding-house, where good--I might even say

blessed--Mrs. Greenough took care of him, giving to his body the

nursing he needed, and to his spiritual wants the gospel of Jesus

Christ. What my poor father, who had become the moral and physical

wreck of what he had been before, could not do of his own strength, he

did with the grace and by the help of God--he abandoned his cups, and

became a sober, moral, and religious man. He attended every service at

the Methodist church, into whose fold Mrs. Greenough had led him, and

where, for two years, he had been a faithful, consistent, and useful

member.

He was employed as the agent of a very wealthy southern planter, who

had large possessions in St. Louis. He had the care of property worth

hundreds of thousands, and received and disbursed large sums in rents,

repairs, and building. He had a salary of twenty-four hundred dollars a

year, more than half of which he saved, for we continued to live at the

humble abode of Mrs. Greenough after the dawn of our prosperity. I had

saved nearly all my wages, and at the opening of my story I was worth,

in my own right, about two thousand dollars, with which, however, I did

not purpose to meddle.

Through all my mishaps I had reached the flood tide of prosperity.

There was only one thing in the wide world that disturbed me; and that,

at last, almost became a burden to me. I had a mother whom I had never

seen within my remembrance. She was a beautiful woman, as her miniature

in my possession fully testified, as well as those who had known her.

Mr. Collingsby, her father, had three children, of whom my mother was

the youngest. He was a wealthy man, and formerly a resident of St.

Louis, from which he had removed, partly on account of his business,

and partly it was said, to avoid the importunities of my father, who

made himself very disagreeable in his inebriation. He was largely

engaged in railroad and other business enterprises. My mother was

travelling in Europe, with her brother, and was not expected to return

for several years.

That which had become a burden to me was the desire to see my mother,

with the added longing to have our little family reunited. There was no

good reason why we should longer be separated. My father was a steady,

industrious, Christian man, who had repented in sackcloth and ashes the

errors of his lifetime. He had written to Mr. Collingsby several times,

but no notice had ever been taken of his appeals. In vain he assured

the father of his injured wife that he was an altered man; that he

drank no liquor or anything that could intoxicate; that he was a member

in good standing of the Methodist church, and that he was receiving a

handsome salary. Equally vain was the appeal for his son, whose

existence seemed to be doubted, and was practically denied.

My mother, being beyond the ocean, could not be a party to this cold

and inhuman silence, as it seemed to me. We were assured by those who

had seen my grandfather that he was aware of the facts that were known

to our friends in St. Louis. Mr. Lamar, whose acquaintance I had made

in the midst of my mishaps, had seen Mr. Collingsby, and told him the

whole story. The rich man laughed at it, and declared that it was a

trick; that, if he was a poor man, Farringford would not trouble him.

After this revelation my father refused to write again. He was sorely

grieved and troubled, but he still had a sense of self-respect which

would not permit him to grovel in the dust before any man.

I had worked at my trade two years in St. Louis, and considered myself

competent to do all ordinary work in that line. But I worked very hard,

for I was ambitious to do as much as a man. I was growing, and while I

increased in height, I lost flesh, and was lighter in weight than when

I had left the field and forest. My father thought I was working too

hard, and Mrs. Greenough seconded the argument with all the force of a

woman's influence. Still I think I should not have given up my trade

then if my employer had not changed his business, thus compelling me to

seek a new situation. I had been studying book-keeping for two years,

using all my evenings in this and other studies. I practised it with my

father, who was an accomplished accountant, until he declared that I

was competent to keep any set of books, either of a merchant or a

corporation.

Mr. Clinch, my late employer, closed up his affairs at the opening of a

new year. I could find nothing to do in the winter; but when I fretted

over my inactivity, my father told me to improve my handwriting, which,

as a carpenter, had been rather stiff. I took lessons of him, and as he

was a practical business man, I escaped the vicious habit of

flourishing in my writing. He insisted that I should write a plain,

simple, round hand, which I did. As my fingers became limber, I made

excellent progress, and I was really proud of my penmanship.

These comparatively idle days were full of thought, almost all of which

related to my mother. I had made up my mind that something ought to be

done to find her, and inform her of the altered circumstances of her

husband. I was sure, after reading so often the gentle expression of

her countenance in the picture I had, that she would make us glad as

soon as she was assured of the reformation of the wanderer. I meant to

do something now, even if I had to spend my two thousand dollars in

making a voyage to Europe to search for her. Her father refused to do

anything, and it was necessary for us to act in our own behalf. It was

not the rich man's money, as he averred, that we sought, but only the

calm bliss of domestic happiness, which I knew would come from our

reunited family.

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