THE JAMAICAN MONGOOSE

When man undertakes for some sordid purpose to disturb the balance of

natural forces concerned in the conservation and in the destruction

of life on this planet he is all too likely to err. For example, when

some public-spirited Australian, observing a dearth of donkeys in his

great lone land, thoughtfully imported a shipload of rabbits, believing

that they would grow up with the country, learn to carry loads and

eventually bray, he performed a disservice to his fellow colonists

which they would gladly requite by skinning him alive if they could

lay hands on him. It is well known that our thoughtless extermination

of the American Indian has been followed by an incalculable increase

of the grasshoppers which once served him as food. So strained is

the resulting situation that some of our most prominent seers are

baffled in attempting to forecast the outcome; and it is said that

the Secretary of Agriculture holds that farming on this continent is

doomed unless we take to a grasshopper diet ourselves.

The matter lends itself to facile illustration: one could multiply

instances to infinity. We might cite the Australian ladybird, which

was by twenty well defined and several scientists brought here and

acclimated at great expense to feed upon a certain fruit pest, but

which, so far, has confined its ravages mainly to the fruit.

The latest, and in some ways the most striking, instance of the peril

of making a redistribution of the world’s fauna, is supplied by the

beautiful tropical isle of Jamaica, home of the Demon Rum. It appears

that someone in Jamaica was imperfectly enamored of the native rats,

which are creatures of eminent predacity, intrepid to a degree that

is most disquieting. This person introduced from a foreign land the

mongoose—an animal whose name it seems prudent to give in the singular

number. The mongoose, as is well known, is affected with an objection

to rats compared with which the natural animosity of a dog to another

dog is a mild passion indeed, and that of a collector of customs to

holy water seems hardly more than a slight coolness. Jamaica is now

ratless, but, alas, surpassingly tickful. The ticks have so multiplied

upon the face of the earth that man and beast are in equal danger of

extinction. The people hardly dare venture out-of-doors to plant the

rum vine and help the north-bound steamers to take on monkeys. The

mongoose alone is immune to ticks.

It appears that when this creature had effaced the rats it was itself

threatened with effacement from lack of comestible suited to its

tooth; but instead of wasting its life in repinings and unavailing

regrets—instead of yielding to the insidious importunities of

nostalgia, it fell upon the lizards and banqueted royally if roughly;

and soon the lizards had gone to join the rats in the Unknown. Now,

the Jamaica lizard had for countless ages “wittled free” upon ticks,

maintaining among them a high death-rate with which, apparently, their

own dietetic excesses (for ticks are greatly addicted to the pleasures

of the table) had nothing to do. The lizard abating his ravages,

through being himself abated by the mongoose, the tick holds dominion

by the unchallenged authority of numbers. Man, the whilom tyrant, flees

to his mountain fastnesses, the rum vine withers in the fields and the

north-bound steamer sails monkeyless away. Jamaica’s last state is

worse than her first and almost as bad as ours. She is as yet, however,

spared the last and lowest humiliation that a brave and generous people

can experience; her parasites do not pose as patriots, nor tickle the

vanity of those whom they bleed.

Transcriber’s Notes:

- Text enclosed by underscores is in italics (_italics_).

- Blank pages have been removed.

- A few obvious typographical errors have been silently corrected.

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