A FLOURISHING INDUSTRY

The infant industry of buying worthless cattle, inoculating them

with pleuro-pneumonia and tuberculosis, and collecting the indemnity

when they are officially put to death to prevent the spread of the

contagion, is assuming something of the importance and dignity of a

national pursuit. The proprietors of one of the largest contageries on

Long Island report that the outlook is most encouraging; they begin

each fiscal year with a large surplus in their treasury. Some of the

Western companies, too, have been highly prosperous and intend to mark

their gratification by an immediate issue of new shares as a bonus.

The effect of this industry upon pastoral pursuits is wholesome. The

stock ranges of Texas, Wyoming and Montana thrill with a new life,

and it is estimated that their enlargement during the next few years

will bring not less than five million acres of public land into the

service of man and beast. The advantage to manufacturers of barbed-wire

fencing is obvious, while the indirect benefit to agriculture through

the enhanced price of this now indispensable material will supply

the protectionist with a new argument and a peculiar happiness.

Cattle-growing has hitherto been attended with great waste. A large

percentage of the “stock on hand” was unsalable. Failure of the cactus

crop, destitution of water and prevalence of blizzards, together with

such natural ills as cattle flesh is heir to, have frequently so

reduced the physical condition of the herds that not more than a half

would be acceptable to the buyer. The ailing remainder were of little

use. A few of the larger animals could be utilized by preparing them

as skeletons of buffaloes for Eastern museums of natural history,

but the demand was limited: nine in ten were suffered to expire and

become a dead loss. These are now eagerly sought by agents of the

contageries, purchased at good prices, driven by easy stages to the

railways and, arriving at their final destination, duly infected.

They are said to require less infection than they would if they were

in good condition, with what the life insurance companies are pleased

to call a fair “expectation of life.” Some of the breeders prefer to

isolate these failures and do their own infecting; but the tendency

in the cattle trade, as in all others, is toward division of labor.

The regular infectionaries possess superior facilities of inoculation,

and government inspectors prefer to do business at a few great

pleuro-pneumoniacal and tubercular centers rather than make tedious

journeys to distant ranges. The trend of the age is, in fact, toward

centralization.

The effect of the new industry upon commerce cannot be accurately

foreseen, but it is natural to suppose that it will largely increase

the importation of lowgrade cattle from South America. Hitherto it has

not been profitable to import any that were unfit for beef. But if the

_Bos inedibilis_, the milkless crowbait and other varieties “not too

good for human nature’s daily food”—in fact not good enough—can be

laid down in New York or New Orleans at a cost of not more than thirty

dollars each, including the purchase price of ten cents, and inoculated

before they have eaten their heads off, there would seem to be a

reasonable margin of profit in the traffic. If not, the legal allowance

for their condemnation and slaughter can be easily increased by

legislative action. If Congress will do nothing to encourage capital in

that direction the States most benefited by this extension of American

commerce can respond to the demand of the hour with a judicious

system of bounties. Importation of cheap foreign cattle eligible to

pleuro-pneumonia and the junior disorder will provide employment to a

great number of persons who, without apt appropriation’s artful aid,

might languish on farms and in workshops, a burden to the community and

a sore trial to themselves.

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