THE RAVAGES OF SHAKSPEARITIS

A famous author says that there is some kind of immoral emanation from

the horse, and that it affects the character of every one who has

much to do with the animal. I suppose it is something like that which

suspires from the earth that is thrown out in digging a canal. Perhaps

it is possible to construct a short and shallow waterway without

stirring up enough of this badness to corrupt “all those in authority”

along the line of it, but if the enterprise is of magnitude, like the

Suez or the Panama project, results most disastrous to the morals of

all engaged in the work, excepting those who do it, will certainly

ensue, as we may soon have the happiness to observe.

A similar phenomenon is seen in the case of Shakspeare, whose

resemblance to a horse and a canal has not, I flatter myself, been

heretofore pointed out. The subtle suspiration from the work of the

great dramatist, however, attacks, not the morals, but the intellect.

It does not prostrate the sense of right and wrong, except in so far as

this is dependent on mental health; it simply lays waste the judgment

by dispersing the faculties, as the shadow of a hawk squanders a flock

of feeding pigeons. Some time we shall perhaps have an English-speaking

critic who will be immune to Shakspearitis, but as yet Heaven has not

seen fit to “raise him up.” And when we have him his inaccessibility to

the infection will do him no good, for we shall indubitably put him to

death.

The temptation to these reflections is supplied by looking into Mr.

Arlo Bates’s book, _Talks on Writing English_, where I find this

passage quoted from Jeffrey:

“Everything in him (Shakspeare) is in unmeasured abundance and

unequaled perfection—but everything so balanced and kept in

subordination as not to jostle or disturb or take the place of

another. The most exquisite poetical conceptions, images and

descriptions are given with such brevity and introduced with

such skill as merely to adorn without loading the sense they

accompany.... All his excellences, like those of Nature herself,

are thrown out together; and, instead of interfering with, support

and recommend each other.”

This is so fine as to be mostly false. It is true that Shakspeare

throws out his excellences in unmeasured abundance and all together;

and nothing else in this passage is true. His poetical conceptions,

images and descriptions are not “given” at all; they are “turned

loose.” They came from his brain like a swarm of bees. They race out,

as shouting children from a country school. They distract, stun,

confuse. So disorderly an imagination has never itself been imagined.

Shakspeare had no sense of proportion, no care for the strength of

restraint, no art of saying just enough, no art of any kind. He flung

about him his enormous and incalculable wealth of jewels with the

prodigal profusion of a drunken youth mad with the lust of spending.

Only the magnificence and value of the jewels could blind us to the

barbarian method of distribution. They dazzle the mind and confound

all the criteria of the judgment. Small wonder that the incomparable

Voltaire, French, artistic in every fiber and trained in the severe

dignities of Grecian art, called this lawless and irresponsible

spendthrift a drunken savage.

Of no cultivated Frenchman is the judgment on Shakspeare much milder;

the man’s “art,” his “precision,” his “perfection”— these are

creations of our Teutonic imaginations, heritages of the time when in

the rush-strewn baronial hall our ancestors surfeited themselves on

oxen roasted whole and drank to insensibility out of wooden flagons

holding a gallon each.

In literature, as in all else—in work, in love, in trade, in every

kind of action or acquisition the Germanic nations are gluttons and

drunkards. We want everything, as we want our food and drink, in savage

profusion. And, by the same token, we rule the world.

1903.

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