PORTRAITS OF ELDERLY AUTHORS

If by good or much writing a modest old man have the misfortune to

incur the curiosity of the public regarding his personal appearance,

how shall he gratify it—and gratified it will somehow be—with the least

distress to himself? Every public writer is familiar with the demand,

from editor or publisher, “Please send photograph.” Of course he may

easily decline, but also, alas! editor or publisher may easily decline

the work for embellishment or advertisement of which the photograph

was sought. So what can the poor man do? And what photograph shall he

send—that of yesteryear, or that of a decade or two ago? Concerning

this singularly solemn matter I venture to quote from a letter of one

who conducts an editorium:

“One sees the printed counterfeit of a dashing young chap whom all know

as the distinguished author of ‘The Bean Pot,’ which, it is true,

appeared twenty years ago. But the portrait is the familiar one always

used by publishers to herald later books by the same author. One day

the author himself calls. You have always thought of him as having a

smooth, high brow topped with a fine cluster of coal-black curls, and

the devil in his eyes. When this wrinkled, bald, and squeaky old man

tells you that he is the author of ‘The Bean Pot’ you suffer a shock.

All your self-restraint is invoked to inhibit contumelious word and

inhospitable act.”

True, O king, but there is more to the matter. Every writer that

is fore and fit cherishes a natural expectation of being known to

posterity. If that hope is fulfilled he will be known to posterity by

his last portrait. Who knows Bryant, Longfellow, Whittier, Holmes or

Whitman as other than a venerable ruin? Who has in mind a middle-aged

Hugo, or a young Goethe? It is with an effort that we grasp the fact

that all these excellent gentlemen of letters were not born old. They

were merely indiscreet; they sat for their portraits when they could no

longer stand. By the happy mischance of early death, Byron, Shelley,

Keats and Poe escaped the caricaturing of the years, and can snap

their finger-bones at Age, the merciless cartoonist.

The portrait of twenty years ago no more faultily represents the old

man as he is than that of yesterday represents him as he was. Either is

false to some period of his life, and he may reasonably enough prefer

that posterity shall know how he looked in his prime, rather than that

his contemporaries shall know how he looked in his decay. It may be

that it was in his prime that he did the characteristic work that begot

the desire to know him.

With what portrait, then, shall one well stricken in years meet the

contemporary demand? Perhaps it is best, and not unfair, to supply

it with one made in one’s prime, conscientiously and conspicuously

inscribed with its date—and that is what I have usually done myself.

But I grieve to observe that the date is, as a rule, ingeniously

effaced in the reproduction. But what does posterity find that is

peculiarly pleasing in the portrait of a patient in the last stage of

his fatal disorder?

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