NOSEGAYS ARE NOT ALWAYS SWEET.

"Please, teacher, I've brought you some flowers."

Hazel Thorne turned round, to find that the speaker was Feelier Potts,

who was holding up a goodly bunch of roses, snapdragons, rose bay, and

other homely flowers tied up with some considerable amount of taste,

save that the band which held the blossoms against a good background of

ribbon grass was a long strip of flannel list, that made the bunch bulky

and strange.

There was a curious, half-defiant, half-smiling look in the girl's face,

as she handed the nosegay, and Hazel hesitated for a moment, and looked

severe, for it was as if the flowers were meant as a peace-offering or

bribe, to act as a passport in connection with Miss Feelier Potts'

evasion on the previous day.

Feelier saw the look, and was drawing back the nosegay with her

expressive young face full of chagrin, but she brightened directly as

her teacher smiled, took the flowers, smelt them, and said--

"How sweet! Thank you, Ophelia. Will you be kind enough to go indoors

for me, and ask for a jug of water to place them in?"

"Yes, teacher," cried the girl excitedly, and she rushed off, to come

back with the jug, into which the flowers, after being relieved of their

flannel outer garment, were placed, and then stood upon the corner of

the desk, while from time to time that morning Feelier's eyes twinkled

as she glanced at the post of honour occupied by her present, and then

gazed triumphantly round at her fellow-pupils, whispering every now and

then--

"I gave teacher them flowers."

Mr Samuel Chute also saw those flowers through the opening between two

shutters, and he noted how from time to time Hazel went to her desk and

smelt the roses. This fired him with the idea that he must make Hazel

the offer of another bouquet himself, and he concluded that, by the way

in which those flowers were received, he might tell how his love affairs

were likely to prosper.

For they did not seem to progress so well as he could wish. Time back

he had determined that the last person in the world for him to marry

would be a schoolmistress. His idea was to "marry money," as he termed

it, a notion highly applauded by Mrs Chute, who gave it as her opinion

that her son was a match for any lady in the land. But when the new

mistress rose upon the horizon of his view he altered his mind, and

concluded not only that he would marry a schoolmistress, but that _the_

schoolmistress he would marry was Hazel Thorne.

"You do as you like, Samuel, of course," said Mrs Chute; "but to my

mind she's not good enough for you. But you do as you like."

Mr Chute made up his mind that he would do as he liked, and among the

things he determined to do as he liked about was the giving of a

bouquet, only he did not know how to compass it; for flowers of a

superior kind were not plentiful at Plumton All Saints, and the only way

to obtain anything at all chaste was to apply to Mr Canninge's

gardeners at Ardley, or to Mr William Forth Burge's, or the rectory.

This was awkward but unavoidable, and, besides, he said to himself.

Hazel Thorne would never know whence they came.

So Mr Chute made a mental note _re_ flowers, and then went on with his

lesson-giving, while Feelier Potts, who was wonderfully quiet and

well-behaved, went on dilating about her present and rejoicing in the

grand position of donor of flowers to the manager of the school.

How quickly passing are our greatest joys. Just as Feelier was

confiding to a girl in the second class, now seated back to back, that

she gave teacher them flowers, there was a loud dab at the panel of the

door, and directly after a rattling of the latch, as a fierce-looking

woman walked straight in, exclaiming loudly--

"Where's my gal? I want that gal of mine."

Feelier Potts saw the stout fierce-looking woman, whose aspect indicated

that she had been washing, enter the schoolroom, and knew perfectly well

who she was and what she wanted, but Feelier sat perfectly still, and

ready to disown all relationship, probably from a faint hope that she

might rest unseen; but it was not to be, for, as the stout woman raised

her voice and exclaimed again, "Where's my gal?" fat Ann Straggalls,

with the most amiable of intentions, and prompted by a notable desire to

do the best she could to oblige, exclaimed loudly--

"Please, Mrs Potts, Feelier's here. Oh--oh! Please, teacher,

Feelier--oh my! oh!"

Ann Straggalls was howling loudly, for, just as she finished her

announcement of Feelier's whereabouts, that young lady threw out one

youthful leg, and delivered a sharp kick on Ann Straggalls' shin, the

kick being the sharper from the fact that the class of boot worn by the

Potts family was that known as "stout" and furnished with nails.

"What is the matter here?" exclaimed Hazel, hurrying to the spot.

"Oh, it's that gal of mine," said Mrs Potts, also hurrying up from

another direction. "You just come here, miss."

"Please, teacher, Ann Straggalls's been telling tales."

"Please, teacher, she ki-ki-kicked me."

"You come here, miss," cried Mrs Potts, who had not the slightest

veneration in her nature; and she made a grab at her daughter, who

avoided it by a backward bound over the form upon which she had been

seated, and keeping several girls between her young person and her irate

mamma.

"Mrs Potts, I presume?" said Hazel.

"Yes, my name's Potts, and I'm not ashamed of it neither," said the

woman. "I want my gal."

"Will you have the goodness to come to the door and speak to me?" said

Hazel. "I cannot have the discipline of the school interrupted like

this, Mrs Potts."

The irate lady was about to make an angry retort, but that word

"discipline" was too much for her. Mrs Potts had a husband whose

weakness it was to have "bad breakings out" at times. Not varieties of

eczema, or any other skin disease, but fits of drunkenness, when he

seemed to look upon the various branches of his family as large or small

kinds of mats, which it was his duty to beat, and, from his wife

downwards, he beat them accordingly whenever they came within his reach.

The consequence was, that from time to time he was haled before the

magistrates, and cautioned, and even imprisoned, the justices of the

peace telling him that as he was so fond of disciplining he must receive

wholesome discipline himself, and considerately upon the last occasion

giving him a month.

Now Mrs Potts objected to marital punishment, but it was short if not

sweet, and when it was over Potts went to work. She objected, however,

much more to magisterial punishment, because it fell upon her. If Potts

was fined, she suffered in the housekeeping money by running short, and

if on the other hand he was sent to prison, while he was lying at ease

and fed on bread and water, a pleasantly lowering diet for a man of his

inflammatory nature, she had to set to work and earn by the hard use of

soap, soda, hot water, and much rubbing, the necessary funds to buy food

for the youngsters' mouths.

Discipline, then, had a very important ring to her ears, and she became

amenable directly to the quiet words of authority, following Hazel

meekly to the door, going through the process of wiping a pair of very

crinkly, water-soaked hands upon her apron the while.

"Another time, Mrs Potts, if you will knock at the door, I will come

and talk to you, for, as the mother of children, you must know how

necessary it is to preserve discipline amongst the young."

"Which well I know it, miss; but I'm that aggravated with that limb of a

gal, that if I don't take it out of her I shall be ill."

"What is the matter, then!" cried Hazel.

"Matter, nuss? Why, everything's the matter when that gal's got her own

way. Here did I tell her, only this morning, that, as I'd got to stop

at the wash-tub all day, she must stay at home and look after the little

bairn, and what does she do but take my scissors and cut off every

flower there was, and tie 'em up and slip off. I didn't know where

she'd gone to, till all of a sudden I thought it might be to school; and

here she is. And now I would like to know what she did with them

flowers."

"Flowers!" said Hazel, as a thought flashed across her mind.

"Well, there now, if that ain't them upon your desk, nuss! That's my

love-lies-bleeding, and London-tuft, and roses. Oh, just wait till I

get hold on her. Did she bring 'em to you, miss?"

"Yes, Mrs Potts; she brought me the nosegay. I am very sorry that she

should have done such a thing without asking leave."

"I ain't got much about the house that's nice to look at," said the

woman, gazing wistfully at the flowers; "and she's been and cutten it

all away. But only just wait till I get her home."

"Don't punish the girl, Mrs Potts," said Hazel quietly. "I think it

was from thoughtlessness. Ophelia knew I was fond of flowers, and

brought them for me. I will talk to her about it. Indeed I am very

sorry that she should do such a thing."

"Well, miss, if so be as you're fond o' flowers, and will give her a

good talking to, why I won't say no more about it. Ah, you bad gal!"

This was accompanied by a threatening gesture from the stout lady's

fist, which, however, did not seem to cause Miss Feelier Potts much

alarm, that young personage only looking half defiantly at her parent,

and as soon as the latter's eyes were removed, indulging herself by

making a few derisive gestures.

"You will take the flowers back with you, Mrs Potts. I am very sorry."

"Which I just won't, miss, so now then," said the woman sharply. "If

you like flowers, miss, you shall have 'em; and if you could make a

better gal of that Feelier, I'm sure there ain't nothing I wouldn't do

for you. And now, as my water's all getting cold, I must be off!"

"But you said that you wished Ophelia to come home and help you. I

don't like the girls being kept away, but of course it is her duty to

help you at a time like this. Ophelia Potts."

"Yes, teacher; please I wasn't talking," said Feelier sharply.

"Come here."

"No, no, miss, you let her 'bide, and when I'm gone just you give her a

good talking to."

"And you will not punish her, Mrs Potts?"

"No, miss, I'll leave it all to you;" and, quite tamed down by the quiet

dignity of the young mistress, Mrs Potts returned to her soap and soda,

and the little "bairn" that Feelier was to attend enjoyed itself upon

the doorstep, off which it fell on an average about once every quarter

of an hour, and yelled till it was lifted up by its mother's wet hands,

shaken, and bumped down again, when it returned to its former sport with

its playthings, which consisted of four pebbles and an old shoe, the

former being placed in the latter with solemn care, and shaken out again

with steady persistency, the greatest gratification being obtained

therefrom.

Meanwhile Hazel had an interview with Feelier, who listened attentively

to "teacher's" remarks anent the objectionable plan of stealing other

people's goods when a present is intended in another direction, all of

which Miss Feelier quietly imbibed, and, mentally quoting the words of

common use with her brothers, she said, "She'd be blowed if she'd bring

teacher any more flowers, so there now!" while on being allowed to go

back to her place she solaced herself by giving Ann Straggalls a severe

pinch on the arm, and making her utter a loud cry.

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