Gratifying is the response to the inquiry, “What should be done to
occupy, instruct, or amuse the caddie during the long waits?”
Sir: What shall be done is asked, to occupy, amuse or instruct the caddie
during the long waits? Why, teach them to caddie, of course! One of ’em,
at the Homeward links, planted himself at the side of each green, and
whistled “On the Mississippi” while we were trying to putt. Obviously, it
can’t be done—to that tune!