Waterloo, Ia.
(Your party of the second part is evidently related to the old lady who,
watching a tennis game, asks, “Why don’t they take down the net?”)
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The new professional at our club is Mr. Al Falfa, winner of last year’s
open, when he pitched a ton of hay in six forks under par. Mr. Falfa
uses the closed stance in pitching, as he believes it facilitates the
follow-through. In hoeing, however, he inclines to a square stance,
the feet being close together. As adviser to the greens committee, he
advocates dandelions and dock as being superior to spinach. As a majority
of our club is going in for gardening, the new pro’s teaching time is
already filled.