Mr. Collins, the dramatic reviewer of the Chicago Evening Post, has
recently taken up the r. and a. g.; consequently his critical eye is
cast upon characters in plays who are introduced in golfing regalia. He
reports to us two interesting discoveries to date. In “Parlor, Bedroom,
and Bath,” the contents of the golf bag consist of three brassies and
four putters, and in “Good Bye, Boys,” the bag holds two drivers and a
midiron. It is scarcely necessary to say that the realistic Mr. Belasco
is not connected with either production.
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Discovered again, the meanest man. Playing in a game that called for a
penny a stroke, the pot to go to the Red Cross, he lifted when he pitched
into a bunker, and conceded the hole.