Short colloquy on a street car:
“Why the hell don’t you go to war instead of carrying golf clubs?”
“Why the hell don’t you go to war yourself?”
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A Philadelphia golfer gets on the First Page for playing 144 holes of
golf in one day. But this is by no means a record. It was tied by Slason
Thompson of Old Elm, who was far from considering it a remarkable feat.
It would be much more noteworthy if the Philadelphia person should eat
144 pies between sun-up and sun-down.