When in doubt pronate the forearm.
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To Inquiring Golfer: Qualifications for membership in the Lincoln Park
Golf Club are a derby hat and a coupla clubs. No one is allowed to tee
off unless he is thus equipped.
[Illustration]
Golf magazines are showing spring fashions for players; effete east
stuff, chiefly. A natty make-up which will be seen at the Lincoln Park
Country Club is exhibited in the accompanying illustration.
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We were sitting on the porch of the clubhouse at Brae Burn, listening
to a discussion of the prohibition of Sunday golf at other courses. A
gentleman who looked like a substantial pillar of the church offered his
views. “Cut all your church subscriptions,” said he. “That will put a
stop to this nonsense.”
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Mr. Ouimet qualified with a score of 79 and a temperature of 103. That
established the temperature record for the course, which is uncommonly
difficult.
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When, one day, we engaged a caddy to walk around with us, although
we carried only a midiron, we fancied we had reached the Height of
Affluence; but we know a man who drives a Ford and carries a chauffeur on
the rear seat.