CHAPTER XXIV.

THE TRIENNIAL CONCLAVE AT ST. LOUIS.

Reaching San Francisco in season to witness the encampment of the

Grand Army of the Republic, I was quite as fortunate in getting

to St. Louis on the eve of the triennial conclave of the Knights

Templars. Intending at first to make a stay in the city of but a few

days, various causes induced me to lengthen the visit to nearly or

quite two weeks, and the chief reason for this was the kind invitation

of A. W. Sumner, now proprietor of the St. Louis Stoneware Company,

but once an old schoolmate of mine, to remain with him while waiting

for my bicycle to be repaired. He and I had not met since we both

attended Rev. Mr. Hall's School at Ellington, Conn., nearly twenty

years since, and after "Hello, Poggy," and "Hello, Bubby," had come

to our lips spontaneously, we talked over and looked back to the time

we spent in Ellington with very much the same feelings, I think,

that Nicholas Nickleby had when he recalled his experiences under

Squeer's at Dotheboy's Hall. Still we bear no ill will against the

apple-trees in the rear of the school-house, but think it doubtful if

those trees themselves have borne anything since, after furnishing

so many switches to be used for our moral welfare and physical

uplifting. But these reflections were soon forgotten in the noise

and excitement of the week.

The Charity Concert at the fair grounds, the proceeds of which were for

the benefit of the widows and orphans of Masons, was a great success

money-wise, but hardly from any other point of view. The immense

band-stand was built on the inside of the mile track so far out into

the field that the music could scarcely be heard on the grand-stand,

which, by the way, is probably the largest and finest one in the

country, and after the first number had been played the majority of

the eight or ten thousand people who had paid a dollar for a seat,

in addition to the fifty cents admission fee, on the grand-stand,

left it in disgust and gathered out in the field where something of

the music could be heard, besides the cannon accompaniment, if that

part can be called music at all. Seats were provided for twice the

number of musicians that could finally be persuaded to participate,

for many union musicians refused to play in a concert with non-union

musicians, and so there were many vacant chairs among the performers.

Into one of these seats a press committee's badge made way for me, and

there the noise during the anvil chorus was fairly deafening. Before

the piece was played Gilmore came over to the anvils on one side of

the stand, and rather sternly placed the men, who wore white shirts

instead of the customary red ones, in a different position from the

one they had taken, but as if to soften his orders he said, smiling,

"You are to strike first, you know, but you will do it all right,

I guess." During the performance, as one set of musicians would play

too loud, or too soft, or too slow, or too fast, Gilmore would look

sharply at them, and raise his eyebrows almost to the top of his head,

and when the fifty anvils came in, and the cannons went off, both at

first in poor time, it seemed as if he would fly all to pieces, he

had so much to see to, but after a few beats, and after bending his

body sidewise, almost double, and sweeping his arms from above his

head down to the floor, he had the thousand performers all playing

in very good time. The effect upon the great audience was shown by

the way they cheered at the end, and even Gilmore seemed to be well

pleased, for he cried "bravo," and bowed to his musicians before he

turned about and acknowledged the applause of his audience. When some

one of his performers, carried away by the enthusiasm of the moment,

proposed "three cheers for Gilmore," he had to fairly yell "hold on,

hold on," in order to be heard, and by features and gesture frowned

down and nipped in the bud the proposed compliment.

The gate receipts show there were one hundred and twenty-five

thousand people in attendance, and of this number I did not see one

drunken person. Actually, I have been, many a time, to a county

fair in Connecticut where there were not one-hundredth part as

many persons present, and have seen decidedly more disturbance and

drunkenness. Undoubtedly there were some among this great number who

were not sober, but I did not happen to see them and I was around a

good deal. It was beer, beer everywhere, and everybody drank it, nicely

dressed and otherwise fine appearing women ordering their beer brought

to them on the grand-stand fully as freely as the men. One hundred and

fifty waiters were kept busy all day on the grand-stand alone. Coffee,

lemonade, and soda could be had at exorbitant prices, but the price of

beer was restricted to five cents a glass by the Brewer's Association.

And in addition to the fact that beer drinking was a question of

economy, there was still greater influence brought to bear in favor

of beer. It was a very warm day, many were overcome by the heat, but

there was no place where one could get a glass of water. I went from

one end of the fair-grounds to the other in search of it, and finally

was obliged to drink from the end of an iron pipe where they water

horses. Water, evidently, is not used here as a beverage. They tell of

a Missourian who was knocked off a ferry-boat into the water and was

rescued after being in great danger of his life and was asked if he

was much hurt, "No," he replied, "thank God, I don't think a drop of

water got into my mouth." This is a chestnut out here. Has it got East?

Some of the members of the Womans' Christian Temperance Union in the

Eastern cities, who do such a grand good thing by freely furnishing

ice-water to the thirsty crowd at all such out-door public gatherings,

might suggest the idea to some of the members of the society in

this city with good results. Still, notwithstanding the fact that

saloons here keep open day and night, seven days in the week, the

number of arrests for drunkenness last year was a little less than

forty-two hundred, which is not one per cent. of the present estimated

population of the city. It would be interesting to compare this with

the percentage of drunkenness in Eastern cities. Here the license

fee is $600, and the more I can learn of the practical workings of

high license in these Western States, the more I am impressed with

the belief that high license must for a long time precede prohibition

in large cities, in order to insure any practical, good results.

But even expecting something of the kind, I was surprised at the

practical working of the prohibitory law in Kansas. At Elk Falls,

where I spent a couple of days so pleasantly with Mrs. Philleo,

the same crowd of loungers congregated about the drug stores that

are usually seen near the saloons, and upon inquiry, while waiting

in the drug store, I was told anyone could get liquor by signing a

blank statement. This statement is filled out by the druggist at his

leisure, and gives the name of the disease with which the person is

afflicted. The probate judge gets five cents each for recording these

statements which are sent to him by the druggists. As I sat there,

one poor sufferer passed out from behind the counter where he had

probably just disclosed to the druggist the nature of the terrible

disease from which he was undergoing inward torment, but which had as

yet only shown itself outwardly on the end of his nose. Drug stores

have increased three-fold in Elk Falls within a short time, and the

increase in other parts of the State is surprising. The probate office

has suddenly become a very lucrative position, and judging from the

records in this office, Kansas must be the most unhealthy place in

the country.

But to return from the subject of temperance to the Templars. For

several nights the city was beautifully illuminated in their honor. It

is impossible to give a good idea of the beautiful effect of the

numerous gas-jets used in the illumination. I counted the number of

gas-lights upon one of the arches, and found it had 346. Different

colored shades were used, and these arches, surmounted with small

pyramids of lights, were erected along three or four of the principal

streets at the intersection of every cross street. In addition to

these large arches were smaller ones extending along on the curbs. The

effect, for instance, at the corner of Washington avenue and Fourth

street, was like that produced in looking through an immense arbor

two or three miles long, completely covered with variegated colored

gas lights. Thirty-five thousand gas-jets were used in this manner.

The flambeau battalion paraded the streets on several evenings,

burning up a couple of thousand of dollars' worth of fireworks each

night, and sending off a dozen or so large rockets at a time, with

fine effect, as they marched along, colored lights and a shower of

Roman candles adding to the beautiful sight. The trades' display

parade was another occasion gotten up for the edification of the

visiting Knights, and included a parade of the fire department.

During a break in the procession, I had gone into the exposition

building to hear the "Poet and Peasant" rendered by Gilmore's band

as I never heard it before, when coming out and crossing over to

Franklin avenue, I found the street full of people, all apparently

waiting for something. Soon the bell of a fire engine was heard, and in

another instant four large gray horses on a keen run came rushing down

through the crowd drawing an engine finely decorated with flags and

bunting. The crowd opened barely wide enough for the engine to pass,

and closed up again, when another engine rushed down the street in

the same reckless manner, no one making the slightest effort to keep

the street clear. There was something exciting about the affair that

is relished by the average American, just as we enjoyed the way those

trains chased each other down the side of the mountain from Marshall

Pass, but it was dangerous business.

The prize drill of the different commanderies at the fair grounds, and

the street parade of the Knights Templar, was a very fine exhibition

of what degree of perfection in the different manoeuvers can be

attained by uniformed men outside of the regular army and State

militias. But with me there was something lacking in the procession

and the appearance of these bodies of fine looking men. The sight of

that procession of veterans in San Francisco was constantly coming

up in my mind, and in that there was a something decidedly lacking in

this. Here the white plumes, the showy uniforms, the costly banners,

the glistening jewels, the elegant regalia, the diamond studded

swords and crowns, all this beautiful display of costly equipments

to be seen on the streets and in the show-windows, certainly made

a finer appearance than anything to be seen at a veteran reunion,

but in it there was nothing to stir a man's soul. The sight of a

torn battle-flag is worth more to me than all the banners in any

Knight Templar's procession. The flag cost men's lives, and an

empty sleeve has more in it, so to speak, than the finest Knight

Templar's uniform in the procession, more of history, of patriotism,

and of true religion. "In Hoc Signo Vinces," "Christian Warriors,"

"Defenders of the Cross," and such mottoes, are here seen on all

sides, but "Gettysburg," "Appomattox," "Defenders of our country,"

are words that are more tangible, and have more meaning in them,

to the average patriot certainly.

But this is hardly a subject for a touring bicyclist to get warmed up

over. One of the greatest attractions in the city during this month

of festivities, is Gilmore's band at Music Hall in the exposition

building. The hall is truly what its name indicates. It is built

without boxes, and with the stage well out into the auditorium. The

auditorium is boarded up on the sides and overhead with narrow

beaded strips, which have the musical effect, I am told, of an

immense sounding board; and when Gilmore's sixty-five players are

all getting red in the face under his energetic leadership, the air

is so filled with music that, as has been said, one could cut the

music up in chunks and deliver it around the city for little private

serenades. Twice every afternoon and twice in the evening, this hall

is filled with four or five thousand visitors to the exposition, who

during the intermissions wander about the Machinery Hall and other

parts of the immense building. For twenty-five cents this exposition

is, as it ought to be, the most popular attraction in the West. It

is said, however, that, cheap as is the price of admission, over two

thousand dead-head tickets have been called for and issued. There is

always an army of applicants at headquarters, and the bald-headed

secretary seems to have his time thoroughly occupied in writing

passes for this omnipresent crowd. But he is an amiable person and

performs this unprofitable service with an alacrity and cheerfulness

which I have rarely observed in officials who possess the authority

to disburse free passes of any kind.

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