CHAPTER V.

THROUGH OHIO AND INDIANA.

Riding slowly through Mentor, Ohio, a small place with two stores

and a meeting-house, I overtook a man driving a raw-boned bay horse

that jogged along in a lifeless sort of a way. The driver too seemed

to be tired, as he leaned forward holding his body up by resting his

elbows on his knees, but this shiftless acting man drove into the

yard at Garfield's old home and was Mrs. Garfield's farmer. Views

of the homestead and its surroundings are familiar to every one,

but a large two-story stone addition is being built that alters the

appearance of the house somewhat. This handsome addition is doubtless

fire-proof, and the lower windows are protected with heavy iron bars,

giving the whole addition the appearance of an elegant prison, but it

is designed, I am told, to preserve all of Garfield's books, papers,

and other valuables.

Six miles east of Cleveland, a city named after a Connecticut

surveyor, is the Lake View Cemetery, at which place I stopped a few

minutes at the tomb that holds the remains of Garfield, guarded by

a squad of United States infantry. The use of the tomb was given

to Mrs. Garfield by a private family until such time as the remains

could be deposited in their final resting place on the top of a hill

a short distance away. The Garfield monument, the massive foundation

of which is barely finished, and of which George Keller of Hartford,

is the architect, is on a site that commands a fine view of the lake,

the city, and the surrounding country for miles; the most beautiful

location in that part of the State.

Euclid is a small village full of rum-holes, and surrounded by mud and

water, the most forsaken place I have yet seen, and in every respect,

excepting distance, Euclid avenue in Cleveland is as far removed from

Euclid as Paradise from Purgatory. Buffalo has streets as beautiful,

with better pavements, but none as long. The poplar seems to be the

popular tree, long stately rows lining the sides of the street. I was

using the sidewalk on what is called the "bob" side of this street when

a rider, using the pavement on the opposite, the "Nabob" side, warned

me I had better get off the sidewalk, and so I rode into the city over

poor pavements with the gentleman that proved to be the president of

the Cleveland club, Mr. H. B. Payne. Plank roads are a necessity in

the clay soil of the outer suburbs of Cleveland, but covered with two

or three inches of mud and sunken about eight or ten inches below the

level of the ground, these plank roads are neither pleasant to look

at nor easy to ride over. Much of the low, wet land between Buffalo

and Cleveland that will not produce a profitable crop of any of the

cereals, is lately being used in raising grapes, currants, and other

small fruits. This industry, new for this section of the country,

is assuming enormous proportions, and I passed acres and acres of

land entirely devoted to grapes. In fact the country seemed to be one

vast vineyard, and I could easily imagine what a delicious sight it

must present in the fall of the year, and my parched mouth seemed to

get drier as I rode past the immense cellars that I knew were full of

the cool wine. The route I was to take to Columbus was given me very

explicitly at Cleveland as far as Wellington, and from that place I

was told to "go right on to Columbus," from which I understood that

the latter place was only a short distance ahead. But at Wellington,

wheelmen could tell me nothing, livery stable keepers could only guess

at the best route, which I was equally able to do, and so I struck

out blindly. I went right on, not always right, however, often wrong,

but still I went. The Ohio wheelmen are to issue a road book soon,

but if the information in it is no more extended than the knowledge

of roads possessed by all the northern Ohio wheelmen I have met,

from the consuls up to the riders of baby bicycles, the value of the

book will not be very great.

And this is the kind of country I went into. Land, low, level, and

wet. Very little land under cultivation and that little producing

a very thin crop of wheat. Houses small and out of repair. Barns

tumbling down and propped up. No pebbly brooks or clean wells, but

plenty of stagnant pools and plenty of warm rain-water to drink. If

a farm-house has happened to burn down the farm is deserted. Nobody

seemed to be doing anything and everybody was waiting for the land to

dry up or something to turn up. The farmers were all fat, good natured,

and wanted to talk. The roads were in awful condition, full of hard,

dry ruts, and chunks of clay, that would beat a man's brains out if

his head came in contact with them. No one was going from place to

place, and over a portion of one main road only two teams had passed

in three days--since the last rain. Everybody seemed to have settled

down into the wet clay and to become contented; as happy as a great

fat hog wallowing in the mud and grunting with satisfaction. To be

sure there are a few places of three or four thousand inhabitants

scattered along through this otherwise thinly populated section, but

this is the general impression a traveler gets. I had to walk over a

good portion of the road and so had plenty of chance to observe the

condition of things for seventy-five miles south of Cleveland.

Besides, the farmers are as ignorant as they are indolent, knowing

little about their own State and less about other States. Not one

in ten of them could tell me within a hundred and fifty miles the

distance to Columbus, their own capital. One man persisted in thinking

Connecticut was a small village with a cotton mill, in the State of

Rhode Island, and I could not hammer--we were in a blacksmith's shop

out of the rain at the time--I could not hammer anything else into

the fat old simpleton's head. Then, in the large towns along the way,

as if to add insult to injury, the people, in talking to me about this

section of poor roads and poor farmers, referred to them as "Yankee

roads" and "Yankee farmers." But the people out here, although rather

despising the close, saving habits of the average New Englander,

yet do respect the perseverance, the tenacity, the sort of bull-dog

grip that they think the inhabitants of the Eastern States are noted

for. They pity the farmers of New England who contend against a stony,

barren soil, but they regard with admiration their constant endeavors

to obtain a competency. Here they get their living, such as it is,

so easy. At the risk of making a too egotistical illustration of

how they regard a little perseverance I will give a little incident

that occurred at Wellington, a place of three or four thousand

inhabitants. A large portly gentleman, fifty or sixty years old,

sitting in a carriage in front of a fine residence, stopped me to ask

the inevitable questions, where from, where to, and all about it. Then

he "hollered" loud enough for all Wellington to hear, "Wife, wife,

come out here and see this boy; this boy from Connecticut. Come all

the way on a bicycle, goes sixty and seventy miles a day some days;

going clear out to Denver on it. There's an Eastern boy for you,

that's Eastern grit, that is. That's Eastern," and he smiled all over

his round face and wished me all the good luck in the world.

Tuesday I experienced some of the difficulties of the Western mud. A

light drizzling rain in the morning made the roads too slippery to

ride, and walking was hardly possible. The sticky mud accumulated

under the brake and between the forks till, obliged to turn the

machine around and push it backwards with the little wheel in the air,

the big wheel finally stuck fast and slid along in the road. Then in

pushing up hill with all the strength I had my feet would slip back

and in going down hill I slipped up, paradoxical as it may seem. But

a heavy rain the next morning made the highways impassable for a

pedestrian even, and so I took to the lots, avoiding the plowed fields

whenever possible. Through ordinary soil the sides of the roads would

be passable, but all the holes made by cattle during the spring mud

for the last twenty-five years remain to-day just as they were made

along the sides, and when these holes are filled with water it is

not pleasant to have your foot slip into one of them and then have

the water squirt all over you, therefore I took the lots, climbing

post and rail fences, crawling through and lifting the machine over

barbed wire fences, any way to get along, but all day I made only

twelve miles and worked hard too.

Along in the afternoon a gentleman in a buggy, the first team I had

seen during the day, offered to help me along a mile or so. Seated

in the backside of his buggy with my legs hanging off and dragging

the machine after me, I thought that was not just the advertised way

of going "right on to Columbus," but it was to Columbus I was going,

someway. If the machine was muddy the day before, it was plastered

all over now. The sticky clay would accumulate under the forks and

saddle, and drop off in such big chunks that at times I did not know

but I had kept hold of the wrong chunk, and had left the machine back

somewhere in the road. Then from the shape of the mass of mud near

the locality where the cyclometer was last seen, I observed that the

ingenious little appliance was gliding gracefully along bottom-side

up. But all this did not last. The roads dried up before night so I

could walk in them. A mound of clay beside the road marks the spot

where I cleaned up the machine, and after passing through Ashland,

Mansfield, and some other smaller places, the next day, thirty-five

miles above Columbus I came to a "double-track" road and the hard

work was over. These double-track or "summer" roads, as they are

called, are made of coarse gravel on one side, and the natural soil,

the clay, on the other, the clay track being preferred in the summer,

and the gravel in the winter and spring. But I forgot to mention one

little incident of the day before. In jumping into a team-wagon for

a short ride, the corduroy breeches, with a loud report, split open

across the seat, really to such an extent that a change of apparel was

absolutely necessary, but before I could get to a barn, in which to

disrobe, I met several teams, in which were young ladies, and I know

they thought me very bold to turn about and face them after they had

passed. Stopping at Cardington, I found a wheelman, Mr. Samuel Brown,

who was also a tailor, and he put my breeches in riding order again.

The State capitol at Columbus is a heavy, square, granite building,

with piles of immense grindstones laid one on top of the other that

answers for pillars in front. It has very much the appearance of an

Egyptian temple, and is dark inside and dingy out. The buildings in

these Western cities, whether built of marble, granite, sand-stone,

or brick, all soon have the same dingy look, the smoke from the

immense amount of soft coal used being the probable cause. The members

of the legislature there convened all had an easy-going happy way

about them, and the clerk and messengers were slow and innocent in

their manners, in sharp contrast to the business-like, clean-cut

appearance of many Eastern legislators, and the rapid actions of

Eastern clerks and messengers. On the way out of the city I passed

the insane asylum, an institution that to outward appearances will

accommodate more patients and that certainly did produce more noise

by yelling lunatics than the one at Middletown, Conn. Both north and

west of Columbus for many miles log huts are seen on all sides, some

deserted, but most of them still occupied, that confounded clay pasted

into the cracks between the logs, making the best kind of protection

against the weather. Great black sows with chunked little black pigs

are as plenty by the roadside as hens and chickens are in the East,

and they are often seen roaming around the streets in good sized towns.

Three miles west of Dayton is the Soldiers' Home, and as I rode

through the entrance to the grounds, a big Dutchman stopped me,

but finding my object was simply to ride about the grounds and

out again, he said: "Vell, when you get up into the crowd be very

careful, for some are blind and some deaf, and if you run into one

h--l will be to pay." There was quite a crowd, four or five thousand

of them, some fishing, some watching the alligator, all seemingly

enjoying themselves about the grounds--grounds that are laid out

in beautiful shape, and that contain everything almost that would

make life happy. All enjoying themselves? No, not all, for over on

the farther side of the grounds several hundred were laying away,

with military honors, one who had gone over to the silent majority,

and as they filled his grave another grave was being dug.

Mr. T. J. Kirkpatrick of Springfield, is of medium size, middle aged,

light complexioned, with light-colored side-whiskers and mustache,

and from my ten minutes' talk with him I am satisfied that if there

had been no other route from Cleveland to Columbus than the one the

local consul at Cleveland gave me, Kirkpatrick would have started

out and made one for the occasion. He is one of those men who can't

do enough to help you along, and is an honor to the L. A. W.

The "pike" from Columbus to Indianapolis is a road that originally

must have been built at great expense, for it is raised fifteen feet

or more along some of the low lands, and now is kept in excellent

repair,--a broad, level, and very straight highway, so straight that

in forty-four miles there are only two slight bends in it, and so

level in places that for twelve miles there is not the slightest rise

or depression. In the western part of Ohio the land is just rolling

enough to make some very fine coasting, and at times you can look

straight ahead eight or ten miles, to the top of an apparently very

high hill where the telegraph poles seem to come together, they are

so far off, and the task of climbing that hill makes you faint in

anticipation, but long before you get there the hill has faded away

(another illustration of the maxim never to climb a hill until you

get to it), the grade up it has been so gradual, and then, at last,

you can look back and see another hill just as high that you have

come down without knowing it. The very numerous toll-gate keepers

along this pike charge two cents a mile for a horse, so if I had had

one of flesh and blood, the expense one day would have been $1.52,

but it being of steel and rubber, and only part of a rubber tire on

the little wheel at that, the cost for toll was nothing. The road

from Buffalo to Cleveland I thought was high water-mark, but this

pike is so uniformly good for 180 miles that it must have first place.

The appetite such a journey as this gives one is no small part of

the pleasure of the trip, everything tastes so good. The truth was

never more plainly stated than by a Spartan waiter. Dionysius was

taking a "hasty plate of soup," at one of those free lunches they

gave there in Greece so often, when, pushing back from the table, he

complained that the black broth was not highly seasoned enough for

him. The waiter roared it through the hall "Seasoned! We season it

by running, sweating, and getting tired, hungry, and thirsty." It is

truly wonderful how such exercise does increase a person's digestive

ability. I can imagine to a certain degree just how Milo, a Grecian

athlete, must have enjoyed himself. Twenty pounds was the amount of

his daily bread, and the same quantity of meat, besides fifteen quarts

of wine, taken afterwards, no doubt, for his stomach's ache. One

day, feeling somewhat faint from lack of nourishment, he knocked a

four-year-old in the head with his fist, and devoured the whole "beef

critter" during the day. To some this may at first appear incredible,

but there is one explanation, at least, that is plausible: Milo must

undoubtedly have been a wheelman.

The first night out from Columbus I stopped at a farm-house. I walked

around to the side door and was just going into the dining-room,

when a man, with black hair, wild eyes, and thin pale face came

out. He took one sharp look at me, and turning suddenly, slammed the

glass door in my face, rushed through the dining-room, and pulling

a spread from the table in his flight, and covering himself up with

it, disappeared. But not for a great while. As I was eating supper

he came back through the room, slamming the doors in his wild rush,

and ran out into the yard, as if the very devil was after him. Then I

could see him out in the dark, his eyes glaring in at me through the

window, and after a while, when everything was still, bang! would go

some door, and away he would run through the room into the bed-room

again. Still he said nothing, had not spoken for years, they told

me. Once or twice during the evening he came slowly into the room,

sidling along with his face averted, and his hands apparently warding

off some blow coming from where I sat, and during the night I heard

an occasional crash as if the side of the house had fallen in. It was

that lunatic trying to get out of the cage in which they confined him,

while the inmates of the house were asleep.

Distance traveled in four weeks, 1,257 miles.

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