A BITTER DRAUGHT.

SIR R. PEEL, in the celebrated medicinal metaphor with which he lately

favoured his constituents at Tamworth, concludes by stating, "that he

really believes he does more than any political physician ever did by

referring to the prescriptions which he offered in 1835 and 1840, and by

saying that he sees no reason to alter them." This is, to carry out the

physical figure, only another version of "_the mixture as before_." We are

afraid there are no hopes of the patient.

"Why are the Whigs like the toes of a dancing-master?"--"Because they

_must_ be turned out."

"Why are Colonel Sibthorp and Mr. Peter Borthwick like the covering of the

dancing-master's toes?"--"Because they are a _pair of pumps_."

"Why are the Whigs and Tories like the scarlet fever and the

measles?"--"Because there's no telling which is the worst."

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