FROM EBENEZER BEWLEY, OF LONDON, TO HIS FRIEND REUBEN PIM, OF LIVERPOOL.

7th mo. 29th, 1841.

Friend Reuben,--I am in rect. of thine of 27th inst., and note contents. It

affordeth me consolation that the brig _Hazard_ hath arrived safely in thy

port--whereof I myself was an underwriter--also, that a man-child hath been

born unto thee and to thy faithful spouse Rebecca. Nevertheless, the house

of Crash and Crackitt hath stopped payment, which hath caused sore

lamentation amongst the faithful, who have discounted their paper. It hath

pleased Providence to raise the price of E.I. sugars; the quotations of

B.P. coffee are likewise improving, in both of which articles I am a large

holder. Yet am I not puffed up with foolish vanity, but have girded myself

round with the girdle of lowliness, even as with the band which is all

round my hat! In token whereof, I offered to hand 20 puncheons of the

former, as [Symbol: profit] margin.

There are serious ferments and heartburnings amongst the great ones of this

land: and those that sit on the benches called "The Treasury" are become

sore afraid, for he whom men call Lord John Russell hath had notice to

quit. Thereat, the Tories rejoice mightily, and lick their chops for the

fat morsels and the sops in the pan that Robert the son of _Jenny_ hath

promised unto his followers. Nevertheless, tidings have reached me that a

good spec. might be made in Y.C. tallow, whereon I desire thy opinion; as

also on the practice of stuffing roast turkey with green walnuts, which

hath been highly recommended by certain of the brethren here, who have with

long diligence and great anxiety meditated upon the subject.

And now, I counsel thee, hold fast the change which thou hast, striving

earnestly for that which thou hast not, taking heed especially that no man

comes the "artful" over thee; whereby I caution thee against one Tom

Kitefly of Manchester, whose bills have returned back unto me, clothed with

that unseemly garment which the notary calleth "a protest." Assuredly he is

a viper in the paths of the unwary, and will bewray thee with his fair

speeches; therefore, I say, take heed unto him.

I remain thy friend,

EBEN. BEWLEY.

Mincing Lane.

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