THE OPTIMIST.

The British Fleet, by a sad mischance, had disappeared.

It was then that the Nation had to depend upon its second line of

defence--the Army.

The enemy flushed with victory, attempted to land, but were met with

such a withering fire from the Volunteer Artillery, that they had to

abandon the attempt in despair--at least for awhile. They retired

for the night, and on the following morning were in front of

Westgate-on-Sea. It was then found how wise the Committee of Home

Defence had been in their recommendation. Feeling sure that the forces

of the Crown would be ample to beat back any hostile attempt to seize

a town the centre of one of the best of charities (St. Michael's

Convalescent Home), the Committee had deprecated the suggestion of

erecting extensive fortifications. Practically Westgate was without

walls. But there was a better defence than brickwork. The Authorities

had not been idle during the night, having utilised the Pause in the

war to bring up two magnificent battalions of Militia--the 7th Rifle

Brigade and the 4th Cheshire Regiment. Thus when the enemy succeeded

in effecting a landing, they found themselves confronted by the very

flower of the British Army. In ten minutes the hostile host were

crumpled up like a sheet of paper, and disappeared in hot retreat.

During the following week the entire army of the foe was allowed to

land in England, and were speedily exterminated. The contract given

out by Government to an advertising undertaker was the means of making

that contractor's fortune. Within ten days England was absolutely free

from invasion.

"And are you surprised?" asked a journalist, addressing the greatest

tactician of the century.

"Surprised!" echoed the other. "Why it was what we all expected from

the first!"

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