If I were writing a book for men I should not speak of music: I should

speak of verses written in literary Latin (meaning a sort of Latin

that nobody ever spoke), of Greek, and of algebra. Many an unhappy lad

who would have voluntarily picked up enough Latin and Greek to read

Virgil, Horace, and Homer, or to whom Descartes, Newton, and Einstein

would be heroes such as Handel, Mozart, Beethoven, and Wagner are to

unspoilt musicians, loathes every printed page except in a newspaper

or detective story, and shrinks from an algebraic symbol or a diagram

of the parallelogram of forces as a criminal from a prison. This is

the result of our educational mania. When Eton was founded, the idea

was that the boys should be roused at six in the morning and kept hard

at their Latin without a moment’s play until they went to bed. And

now that the tendency is to keep them hard at play instead, without

a moment for free work, their condition is hardly more promising.

Either way an intelligent woman, remembering her own childhood, must

stand aghast at the utter disregard of the children’s ordinary human

rights, and the classing of them partly as animals to be tamed and

broken in, for which, provided the methods are not those of the trainer

of performing animals, there is something to be said, and partly as

inanimate sacks into which learning is to be poured _ad libitum_, for

which there is nothing to be said except what can be said for the water

torture of the Inquisition, in which the fluid was poured down the

victims’ throats until they were bloated to death. But there was some

method in this madness. I have already hinted to you what you must have

known very well, that children, unless they are forced into a quiet,

sedentary, silent, motionless, and totally unnatural association with

adults, are so troublesome at home that humane parents who would submit

to live in a bear-garden or a monkey-house rather than be cruelly

repressive, are only too glad to hand them over to anyone who will

profess to educate them, whilst the desperate struggle of the genteel

disendowed younger son and unmarried daughter class to find some means

of livelihood produces a number of persons who are willing to make a

profession of child farming under the same highly plausible pretext.

Socialism would abolish this class by providing its members with less

hateful and equally respectable employment. Nobody who had not a

genuine vocation for teaching would adopt teaching as a profession.

Sadists, female and male, who now get children into their power so

as to be able to torture them with impunity, and child fanciers (who

are sometimes the same people) of the kind that now start amateur

orphanages because they have the same craze for children that some

people have for horses and dogs, although they often treat them

abominably, would be checkmated if the children had any refuge from

them except the homes from which they had been practically turned out,

and from which they would be promptly returned to their tyrants with

the assurance that if they were punished it served them right for being

naughty. Within a few days of writing this I have read as part of the

day’s news of a case in which a mother summoned a schoolmaster because

he had first caned her boy for hiccuping, which is not a voluntary

action, and then, because the boy made light of the punishment, fell

on him in a fury and thrashed him until he raised wheals on him that

were visible eight days afterwards. Magistrates are usually as lenient

in dealing with these assaults as with similar assaults by husbands

on their wives (assaults by wives are laughed out of court): indeed

they usually dismiss the case with a rebuke to the victim for being

an unmanly little coward and not taking his licking in good part;

but this time they admitted that the punishment, as they called it,

was too severe; and the schoolmaster had to pay the mother’s costs,

though nobody hinted at any unfitness on his part for the duties he had

assumed. And, in fairness, it did not follow that the man was a savage

or a Sadist, any more than it follows that married people who commit

furious assaults on one another have murderous natural dispositions.

The truth is that just as married life in a one-room tenement is

more than human nature can bear even when there are no children to

complicate it, life in the sort of prison we call a school, where

the teacher who hates her work is shut in with a crowd of unwilling,

hostile, restless children, sets up a strain and hatred that explodes

from time to time in onslaughts with the cane, not only for hiccuping,

but for talking, whispering, looking out of the window (inattention),

and even moving. Modern psychological research, even in its rather

grotesque Freudian beginnings, is forcing us to recognize how serious

is the permanent harm that comes of this atmosphere of irritation on

the one side and suppression, terror, and reactionary naughtiness

on the other. Even those who do not study psychology are beginning

to notice that chaining dogs makes them dangerous, and is a cruel

practice. They will presently have misgivings about chained children

too, and begin to wonder whether thrashing and muzzling them is the

proper remedy.

As a general result we find that what we call education is a failure.

The poor woman’s child is imprisoned for nine years under pretext

of teaching it to read, write, and speak its own language: a year’s

work at the outside. And at the end of the nine years the prisoner

can do none of these things presentably. In 1896, after twenty-six

years of compulsory general education, the secretary of the Union of

Mathematical Instrument Makers told me that most of his members signed

with a mark. Rich male children are kept in three successive prisons,

the preparatory school, the public school (meaning a very exclusive

private school malversating public endowments), and the university, the

period of imprisonment being from twelve to fourteen years, and the

subjects taught including classical languages and higher mathematics.

Rich female children, formerly imprisoned in the family dungeon under

a wardress called a governess, are now sent out like their brothers.

The result is a slightly greater facility in reading and writing,

the habits and speech of the rich idle classes, and a moral and

intellectual imbecility which leaves them politically at the mercy of

every bumptious adventurer and fluent charlatan who has picked up their

ways and escaped their education, and morally on the level of medieval

robber barons and early capitalist buccaneers. When they are energetic

and courageous, in spite of their taming, they are public dangers:

when they are mere sheep, doing whatever their class expects them to

do, they will follow any enterprising bell-wether to the destruction

of themselves and the whole community. Fortunately humanity is so

recuperative that no system of suppression and perversion can quite

abort it; but as far as our standard lady’s and gentleman’s education

goes the very least that can be said against it is that most of its

victims would be better without it.

It is, however, incidentally advantageous. The university student who

is determined not to study, gains from the communal life of the place

a social standing that is painfully lacking in the people who have

been brought up in a brick box in ill mannered intercourse with two

much older people and three or four younger ones, all keeping what

they call their company manners (meaning an affectation which has no

desirable quality except bare civility) for the few similarly reared

outsiders who are neither too poor to be invited in nor too rich to

condescend to enter the box. Nobody can deny that these middle class

families which cannot afford the university for their sons, and must

send them out as workers at fifteen or so, appear utterly unpresentable

vulgarians compared to our university products. The woman from the

brick box maintains her social position by being offensive to the

immense number of people whom she considers her inferiors, reserving

her civility for the very few who are clinging to her own little ledge

on the social precipice; for inequality of income takes the broad,

safe, and fertile plain of human society and stands it on edge so

that everyone has to cling desperately to her foothold and kick off

as many others as she can. She would cringe to her superiors if they

could be persuaded to give her the chance, whereas at a university

she would have to meet hundreds of other young women on equal terms,

and to be at least commonly civil to everybody. It is true that

university manners are not the best manners, and that there is plenty

of foundation for the statement that Oxford and Cambridge are hotbeds

of exclusiveness, university snobs being perhaps the most incorrigible

of all snobs. For all that, university snobbery is not so disabling as

brick box snobbery. The university woman can get on without friction or

awkwardness with all sorts of people, high or low, with whom the brick

box woman simply does not know how to associate. But the university

curriculum has nothing to do with this. On the contrary, it is the

devoted scholar who misses it, and the university butterfly, barely

squeezing through her examinations, who acquires it to perfection.

Also, it can now be acquired and greatly improved on by young people

who break loose from the brick box into the wider social life of clubs

and unofficial cultural associations of all kinds. The manners of

the garden city and the summer school are already as far superior to

the manners of the university college as these are to the manners of

the brick box. There is no word that has more sinister and terrible

connotations in our snobbish society than the word promiscuity; but

if you exclude its special and absurd use to indicate an imaginary

condition of sexual disorder in which every petticoat and every coat

and trousers fall into oneanother’s embraces at sight, you will see

that social promiscuity is the secret of good manners, and that it is

precisely because the university is more promiscuous than the brick

box, and the Theosophical or Socialist summer school more promiscuous

than the college, that it is also the better mannered.

Socialism involves complete social promiscuity. It has already gone

very far. When the great Duke of Wellington fell ill, he said “Send

for the apothecary”, just as he would have said “Send for the barber”;

and the apothecary no doubt “your Graced” him in a very abject manner:

indeed I can myself remember famous old physicians, even titled ones,

who took your fee exactly as a butler used to take your tip. In the

seventeenth century a nobleman would sometimes admit an actor to an

intimate friendship; but when he wrote to him he began his letter, not

“My dear So and So”, but “To Betterton the player”. Nowadays a duke who

went on like that would be ridiculed as a Pooh Bah. Everybody can now

travel third class in England without being physically disgusted by

their fellow-travellers. I can remember when second class carriages,

now extinct, were middle class necessities.

The same process that has levelled the social intercourse between

dukes and doctors or actors can level it between duchesses and

dairymaids, or, what seems far less credible, between doctors’ wives

and dairymaids. But whilst Socialism makes for this sort of promiscuity

it will also make for privacy and exclusiveness. At present the

difference between a dairymaid and any decent sort of duchess is

marked, not by a wounding difference between the duchess’s address

to the dairymaid and her address to another duchess, but by a very

marked difference between the address of a dairymaid to the duchess

and her address to another dairymaid. The decent duchess’s civility is

promiscuous; but her intimate friendship and society is not. Civility

is one thing, familiarity quite another. The duchess’s grievance at

present is that she is obliged by her social and political position

to admit to her house and table a great many people whose tastes and

intellectual interests are so different from her own that they bore her

dreadfully, whilst her income cuts her off from familiar intercourse

with many poor people whose society would be delightful to her, but

who could not afford her expensive habits. Equality would bring to

the duchess the blessing of being able to choose her familiars as far

as they were willing to respond. She would no longer have to be bored

by men who could talk about nothing but fox hunting or party politics

when she wanted to talk about science or literature, dressmaking or

gardening, or, if her tastes were more curious, the morbidities of

psycho-analysis. Socialism, by steam-rollering our class distinctions

(really income distinctions) would break us up into sets, cliques, and

solitaries. The duchess would play golf (if people could still find

no more interesting employment for their leisure) with any charwoman,

and lunch with her after; but the intimate circle of the duchess and

the charwoman would be more exclusive and highly selected than it can

possibly be now. Socialism thus offers the utmost attainable society

and the utmost attainable privacy. We should be at the same time much

less ceremonious in our public relations and much more delicate about

intruding on oneanother in our private ones.

You may say, what has all this to do with education? Have we not

wandered pretty far from it? By no means: a great part of our education

comes from our social intercourse. We educate oneanother; and we

cannot do this if half of us consider the other half not good enough

to talk to. But enough of that side of the subject. Let us leave

the social qualifications which children, like adults, pick up from

their surroundings and from the company they keep, and return to

the acquirements which the State must impose on them compulsorily,

providing the teachers and schools and apparatus; testing the success

of the teaching; and giving qualifying certificates to those who have

passed the tests.

It is now evident in all civilized States that there are certain things

which people must know in order to play their part as citizens. There

are technical things that must be learned, and intellectual conceptions

that must be understood. For instance, you are not fit for life in a

modern city unless you know the multiplication table, and agree that

you must not take the law into your own hands. That much technical

and liberal education is indispensable, because a woman who could

not pay fares and count change, and who flew at people with whom she

disagreed and tried to kill them or scratch their eyes out, would

be as incapable of civilized life as a wild cat. In our huge cities

reading is necessary, as people have to proceed by written directions.

In a village or a small country town you can get along by accosting

the police officer, or the railway porter or station-master, or the

post-mistress, and asking them what to do and where to go; but in

London five minutes of that would bring business and locomotion to a

standstill: the police and railway officials, hard put to it as it is

answering the questions of foreigners and visitors from the country,

would be driven mad if they had to tell everybody everything. The

newspapers, the postal and other official guides, the innumerable

notice boards and direction posts, do for the London citizen what the

police constable or the nearest shopkeeper rather enjoys doing for the

villager, as a word with a stranger seems an almost exciting event in a

place where hardly anything else happens except the motion of the earth.

In the days when even the biggest cities were no bigger than our

country towns, and all civilized life was conducted on what we should

call village lines, “clergy”, or the ability to read and write, was

not a necessity: it was a means of extending the mental culture of the

individual for the individual’s own sake, and was quite exceptional.

This notion still sticks in our minds. When we force a girl to learn

to read, and make that an excuse for imprisoning her in a school, we

pretend that the object of it is to cultivate her as an individual,

and open to her the treasures of literature. That is why we do it so

badly and take so long over it. But our right to cultivate a girl in

any particular way against her will is not clear, even if we could

claim that sitting indoors on a hard seat and being forbidden to talk

or fidget or attend to anything but the teacher cultivated a girl

more highly than the free activities from which this process cuts her

off. The only valid reason for forcing her at all costs to acquire

the technique of reading, writing, and arithmetic enough for ordinary

buying and selling is that modern civilized life is impossible without

them. She may be said to have a natural right to be taught them just as

she has a natural right to be nursed and weaned and taught to walk.

So far the matter is beyond argument. It is true that in teaching

her how to write you are also teaching her how to forge cheques and

write spiteful anonymous letters, and that in teaching her to read

you are opening her mind to foul and silly books, and putting into

her hands those greatest wasters of time in the world, the novels

that are not worth reading (say ninetynine out of every hundred).

All such objections go down before the inexorable necessity for the

accomplishments that make modern life possible: you might as well

object to teaching her how to use a knife to cut her food on the ground

that you are also teaching her how to cut the baby’s throat. Every

technical qualification for doing good is a technical qualification

for doing evil as well; but it is not possible to leave our citizens

without any technical qualifications for the art of modern living on

that account.

But this does not justify us in giving our children technical education

and damning the consequences. The consequences would damn us. If we

teach a girl to shoot without teaching her also that thou shalt not

kill, she may send a bullet through us the first time she loses her

temper; and if we proceed to hang her, she may say, as so many women

now say when they are in trouble, “Why did nobody tell me?” This is why

compulsory education cannot be confined to technical education. There

are parts of liberal education which are as necessary in modern social

life as reading and writing; and it is this that makes it so difficult

to draw the line beyond which the State has no right to meddle with

the child’s mind or body without its free consent. Later on we may

make conditions: for instance, we may say that a surveyor must learn

trigonometry, a sea captain navigation, and a surgeon at least as much

dexterity in the handling of saws and knives on bones and tissues as a

butcher acquires. But that is not the same thing as forcing everybody

to be a qualified surveyor, navigator, or surgeon. What we are now

considering is how much the State must force everyone to learn as the

minimum qualification for life in a civilized city. If the Government

forces a woman to acquire the art of composing Latin verses, it is

forcing on her an accomplishment which she can never need to exercise,

and which she can acquire for herself in a few months if she should

nevertheless be cranky enough to want to exercise it. There is the same

objection to forcing her to learn the calculus. Yet somewhere between

forcing her to learn to read and put two and two together accurately,

and forcing her to write sham Horace or learn the calculus, the line

must be drawn. The question is, where to draw it.

On the liberal side of education it is clear that a certain minimum

of law, constitutional history, and economics is indispensable as a

qualification for a voter even if ethics are left entirely to the inner

light. In the case of young children, dogmatic commandments against

murder, theft, and the more obvious possibilities of untutored social

intercourse, are imperative; and it is here that we must expect fierce

controversy. I need not repeat all that we have already been through

as to the impossibility of ignoring this part of education and calling

our neglect Secular Education. If on the ground that the subject is a

controversial one you leave a child to find out for itself whether the

earth is round or flat, it will find out that it is flat, and, after

blundering into many mistakes and superstitions, be so angry with you

for not teaching it that it is round, that when it becomes an adult

voter it will insist on its own children having uncompromising positive

guidance on the point.

What will not work in physics will not work in metaphysics either. No

Government, Socialist or anti-Socialist or neutral, could possibly

govern and administer a highly artificial modern State unless every

citizen had a highly artificial modern conscience: that is, a creed or

body of beliefs which would never occur to a primitive woman, and a

body of disbeliefs, or negative creed, which would strike a primitive

woman as fantastic blasphemies that must bring down on her tribe the

wrath of the unseen powers. Modern governments must therefore inculcate

these beliefs and disbeliefs, or at least see that they are inculcated

somehow; or they cannot carry on. And the reason we are in such a mess

at present is that our governments are trying to carry on with a set

of beliefs and disbeliefs that belong to bygone phases of science and

extinct civilizations. Imagine going to Moses or Mahomet for a code to

regulate the modern money market!

If we all had the same beliefs and disbeliefs, we could go smoothly

on, whether to our destruction or the millennium. But the conflicts

between contradictory beliefs, and the progressive repudiations of

beliefs which must continue as long as we have different patterns of

mankind in different phases of evolution, will necessarily produce

conflicts of opinion as to what should be taught in the public schools

under the head of religious dogma and liberal education. At the present

moment there are many people who hold that it is absolutely necessary

to a child’s salvation from an eternity of grotesque and frightful

torment in a lake of burning brimstone that it should be baptized with

water, as it is born under a divine curse and is a child of wrath and

sin, and that as it grows into a condition of responsibility it must

be impressed with this belief, with the addition that all its sins

were atoned for by the sacrifice of Christ, the Son of God, on the

cross, this atonement being effectual only for those who believe in

it. Failing such belief the efficacy of the baptism is annulled, and

the doom of eternal damnation reincurred. This is the official and

State-endowed religion in our country today; and there is still on the

statute book a law decreeing heavy punishments for anyone who denies

its validity, which no Cabinet dares repeal.

Now it is not probable that a fully developed Socialist State will

either impress these beliefs on children or permit any private person

to do so until the child has reached what is called in another

connection the age of consent. The State has to protect the souls of

the children as well as their bodies; and modern psychology confirms

common experience in teaching that to horrify a young child with

stories of brimstone hells, and make it believe that it is a little

devil who can only escape from that hell by maintaining a sinless

virtue to which no saint or heroine has ever pretended, is to injure it

for life more cruelly than by any act of bodily violence that even the

most brutal taskmaster would dare to prescribe or justify. To put it

quite frankly and flatly, the Socialist State, as far as I can guess,

will teach the child the multiplication table, but will not only not

teach it the Church Catechism, but if the State teachers find that the

child’s parents have been teaching it the Catechism otherwise than as

a curious historical document, the parents will be warned that if they

persist the child will be taken out of their hands and handed over to

the Lord Chancellor, exactly as the children of Shelley were when their

maternal grandfather denounced his son-in-law as an atheist.

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