CHAPTER XII.

[Illustration: CHAPTER XII.]

_Of Wild Cats, Cat Charming, etc._

Without entering into any very lengthened details, I will here make room

for a few natural history notes, collected from various sources:--

The Cat belongs to the same family as the lion, tiger, panther, leopard,

puma, serval, ocelot, and lynx. The tribe is, perhaps, one of the best

defined in zoology, all its members having characteristics of structure

and habit not to be confounded with those of other animals. The rounded

head and pointed ears, the long, lithe body, covered with fine silky hair,

and often beautifully marked; the silent, stealthy step, occasioned by

treading only on the fleshy ball of the foot; the sharp, retractile claws,

the large, lustrous eyes, capable, from the expansive power of the pupil,

of seeing in the dark; the whiskered lip, the trenchant, carnivorous

teeth, and the tongue covered with recurved, horny prickles, are common to

all.

In their habits and manners of life they are equally akin: they inhabit

the forest and the brake, sleeping away the greater part of their time,

and only visiting the glade and open plain when pressed by hunger. They

are for the most part nocturnal in their habits, being guided to their

prey by their peculiar power of vision, by their scent, and by their

hearing, which is superior to that of most other animals. Naturally, they

are strictly carnivorous, not hunting down their prey by a protracted

chase, like the wolf and dog, but by lying in wait, or by moving

stealthily with their supple joints and cushioned feet till within spring

of their victims, on which they dart with a growl, as if the muscular

effort of the moment were painful even to themselves. Whether the attack

be that of a tiger on a buffalo, or that of a Cat on a helpless mouse,

the mode of action is the same--a bound with the whole body from the

distance of many yards, a violent stroke with the fore foot, a clutch with

the claws, which are thrust from their sheaths, and a half-tearing,

half-sucking motion of the jaws, as if the animal gloated in ecstacy over

the blood of its victim.

This mode of life has gained for these animals the common epithets of

“cruel, savage, and blood-thirsty,” and has caused them to be looked upon

by the uninformed as monsters in creation. When its natural instincts

shall die out, then also will the tiger cease to exist; and were the whole

world peopled and cultivated equally with our own island, the feline

family would be limited to a single genus--namely, the humble Cat. But as

things are at present constituted, the valleys and plains of the tropics

are clothed with an extensive vegetation, supporting numerous herbivorous

animals, which could only be kept within due limits by the existence of

carnivora, such as the lion, tiger, leopard, and panther.

The distribution of the feline animals is governed by those conditions to

which we have alluded; and thus the puma inhabits the North American

prairie; the jaguar the savannahs of South America; the lion the arid

plains of Africa and Asia; the tiger and panther the tropical jungles of

the old world; the minor species, as the ocelot and lynx, have a wider

range in both worlds, while the domestic Cat associates with man in almost

every region. With the exception of the latter, none of the other genera

have been tamed or domesticated, so that they are strictly “wild beasts,”

against which man wages a ceaseless war of extirpation. It is true that,

in the East, one species of leopard is trained for hunting, but this only

very sparingly, and even then he does not follow the game by scent, but is

carried by the hunters, and only let loose when he is within a few bounds

of the animal. It must not be inferred, however, that they are untameable,

for every creature is capable, more or less, of being trained by man,

provided it receives due attention; and we have sufficient evidence in the

wonderful feats performed by the lions and tigers of Mr. Carter and Van

Amburgh, that the felinæ are by no means destitute of intelligent

docility. The truth is, there is no inducement to tame them, and thus the

Cat, the most diminutive of the family, and the only one of direct utility

to civilise, is likely to continue, as it ever has been, the sole

domesticated member.

The wild Cat is more plentiful in the wooded districts of Germany,

Prussia, and Hungary than in any other part of Europe. It is found also in

the north of Asia and in Nepaul. Besides the true wild Cat, there are

other species of felis which, on account of their resemblance to the

tiger, are called “Tiger-Cats”: they are found in all parts of the world,

with the exception of Europe. The largest of this family is the

Rimau-Dahan, an inhabitant of Sumatra. When full grown, it measures over

seven feet from the nose to the tip of its tail, which appendage, however,

monopolises three feet six of the whole. It is nearly two feet high at the

shoulders: its colour is light grey, striped and spotted with jet black.

One of the first specimens of this Tiger-Cat seen in England was brought

here by Sir Stamford Raffles, who procured two of them from the banks of

the Bencoolen River.

“Both specimens,” writes this gentlemen, “while in a state of confinement,

were remarkable for good temper and playfulness; no domestic kitten could

be more so; they were always courting intercourse with persons passing by,

and in the expression of their countenance, which was always open and

smiling, showed the greatest delight when noticed, throwing themselves on

their backs, and delighting in being tickled and rubbed. On board the

ship there was a small dog, who used to play round the cage and with the

animals; and it was amusing to observe the playfulness and tenderness with

which the latter came in contact with their inferior sized companion. When

fed with a fowl that died, they seized the prey, and after sucking the

head, and tearing it a little, amused themselves for hours in throwing it

about and jumping after it, in the manner that a Cat plays with a mouse

before it is quite dead. This species of Cat never seems to look on man or

children as his prey; and the natives assert that, when wild, it lives

chiefly on poultry, birds, and small deer.”

The colour of the wild Cat is more uniform than that of the domestic

species. On a ground colour of pale reddish-yellow are dark streaks

extending over the body and limbs, forming pretty much the sort of pattern

exhibited on the tiger’s robe. From the back of the neck to the spine, a

line of very dark spots extends to the tail, which is short and bushy, and

has a black tip. The feet and insides of the legs are yellowish grey. In

the female, which is smaller than the male, the colours are not as

distinct. The medium size of a full-grown male wild Cat is as

follows:--Length of head and body, 1 foot 10 inches; length of head, 3½

inches; length of ears, 2⅛ inches; length of tail, 11 inches. The wild Cat

affects rocky and densely-wooded districts, living in holes or in hollow

trees. According to Mr. St. John, a wild Cat will sometimes take up its

residence at no great distance from a house, and, entering the hen-houses

and outbuildings, carry off fowls or even lambs, in the most audacious

manner. Like other vermin, the wild Cat haunts the shores of lakes and

rivers, and it is, therefore, easy to know where to lay a trap for it.

Having caught and killed one of the colony, the rest of them are sure to

be taken, if the body of their slain relative be left in some place not

far from their usual hunting-ground, and surrounded with traps, as every

wild Cat which passes within a considerable distance of the place will to

a certainty come to it.

America has several Tiger-Cats, foremost amongst which may be mentioned

the Ocelot. Two of these animals were kept at the Tower of London, at the

time when that ancient fortress counted a menagerie among its other

attractions; and of one of these Mr. Bennett gives the following

description:--

“Body when full grown nearly 3 feet in length; tail rather more than 1

foot; medium height about 18 inches. Ground colour of fur grey, mingled

with a slight tinge of fawn, elegantly marked with numerous longitudinal

bands, the dorsal one continuous and entirely black, the lateral (six or

seven on each side) consisting for the most part of a series of elongated

spots, with black margins, sometimes completely distinct, sometimes

running together. The centre of each spot is of a deeper fawn than the

ground colour external to it; this deeper tinge is also conspicuous on the

head and neck, and on the outside of the limbs, all of which parts are

irregularly marked with full black lines and spots of various sizes. From

the top of the head, between the ears, there pass backwards towards the

shoulders, two or more, frequently four, uninterrupted diverging bands,

which enclose a narrow fawn-colour space, with a black margin; between

these there is a single longitudinal, somewhat interrupted, narrow black

line, occupying the centre of the neck above. Ears short and rounded,

externally margined with black, surrounding a large central whitish spot:

under parts of the body whitish, spotted with black, and the tail, which

is of the same ground colour with the body, also covered with black spots.

This animal is a native of Mexico and Paraguay: its home is the

gloomiest depths of the forest, where all day long it lies quiet, but,

as night advances, comes out to prey on birds and small quadrupeds. It is

said to be a particularly cunning creature, and sometimes, when other

stratagems to replenish his larder have failed, to stretch himself all

along the bough of a tree and sham death. The monkeys of the neighbourhood

have no greater enemy than the Ocelot, therefore it is only natural that,

when they find him dead, they would be much rejoiced, and call together

their friends and relations to see the pretty sight. The treacherous

ocelot is, however, meanwhile keeping sharp watch through a tiny chink of

his eyelids, and when the rejoicing is at its highest, up he jumps, and,

before the monkey-revellers can recover from their fright, at least a

couple will feel the fatal weight of his paw. There are several ocelots,

the painted, the grey, and the common, among others. In captivity, few

animals are more surly and spiteful, until they grow thoroughly well

acquainted with their keepers or others who court their notice. There is,

however, one weapon keener than the sharpest sword, more potent than the

Armstrong gun, more powerful than all the gunpowder and bullets ever made,

and yet so simple, that the boy yet in pinafores may direct it: to this

weapon the suspicious tiger-cat succumbs, and the name of this weapon

is--_Kindness_! So armed, the Rev. J. G. Wood conquered a body of Ocelots

exhibited at the menagerie. He says:--

“Several of these animals, when I first made their acquaintance, were

rather crabbed in disposition, snarled at the sound of a strange step,

growled angrily at my approach, and behaved altogether in a very unusual

manner, in spite of many amicable overtures. After a while, I discovered

that these creatures were continually and vainly attempting the capture of

certain flies, which buzzed about the cage; so I captured a few large

bluebottle flies, and poked them through a small aperture in the cage, so

that the Ocelot’s paw might not be able to reach my hand. At first the

ocelots declined to make any advance in return for the gift, but they soon

became bolder, and at last freely took the flies as fast as they were

caught. The ice was now broken, and in a very short time we were excellent

friends, the angry snarl being exchanged for a complacent composed

demeanour. The climax to their change of character was reached by giving

them a few leaves of grass, for which they were, as I thought they would

be, more anxious than for the flies. They tore the green blades out of my

hand, and enjoyed the unaccustomed dainty undisturbed. After this, they

were quite at their ease, and came to the front of the cage whenever I

passed.”

The Colocolo is another tiger-cat: it is an inhabitant of Guiana, and

though not more than a third the size of the Rimau-Dahan, is a most

formidable enemy to the smaller animals of the forests which it inhabits.

It is related by Mr. Wood that a specimen of this creature was shot on the

banks of a river, in Guiana, by an officer of rifles, who stuffed it, and

placed the skin to dry on the awning of his boat. As the vessel dropped

down the river, it passed under overhanging boughs of large trees, on

which rested numerous monkeys. Generally when a boat passed along a river,

the monkeys, which inhabit the trees that border its banks, displayed

great curiosity, and ran along the boughs, so as to obtain a close view of

the strange visitant. Before the Colocolo had been killed, the passage of

the boat had been attended, as usual, by the inquisitive monkeys, but when

the stuffed skin was exhibited on the awning, the monkeys were horribly

alarmed, and instead of approaching the vessel, as they had before done,

trooped off with prodigious yells of terror and rage. From this universal

fear which the sight of the animal occasioned to the monkeys, it may be

conjectured that the Colocolo is in the habit of procuring its food at the

expense of the monkey tribes. Of the tiger-cat in Africa, the Serval may

be taken as the type: it is about two feet long, exclusive of the tail,

which measures nine inches, and is a foot in height at the shoulders. Its

upper parts are clear yellow, and its under parts white, and its entire

body is spotted with black. Among the Dutch settlers it is known as

“Bosch-katte,” or “Bush-cat.” It is an inoffensive creature, _not_ easily

irritated, and behaving generally like our own familiar grimalkin.

The wild Cat of Ireland would seem to be quite as savage a fellow as his

Scotch cousin. In Maxwell’s “_Wild Sports of the West_,” is a story of one

of these animals, which was killed after a severe battle: it was of a

dirty grey colour, double the size of the common house Cat, and with

formidable teeth and claws. It was a female, and was tracked to its burrow

under a rock, and caught with a rabbit-net. So flimsy an affair, however,

was scorned by the fierce brute, which speedily rent a hole with its teeth

and claws, and was about to run off, when the lad who had set the snare

seized it by the neck. It was finally dispatched by a blow of an iron

spade. The lad, however, was so terribly wounded as to necessitate his

removal to an hospital, where he for some time remained, in peril of

lock-jaw.

The following narrative is furnished by Mr. St. John:--

“Once, when grouse shooting, I came suddenly, in the rough and rocky part

of the ground, upon a family of two old and three half-grown wild Cats. In

the hanging birch-woods that bordered some of the highland streams and

rocks, the wild Cat is still not uncommon; and I have heard their wild and

unearthly cries echo afar in the quiet night as they answer and call to

each other. I do not know a more harsh and unpleasant cry than the cry of

the wild Cat, or one more likely to be the origin of superstitious fears

in the mind of an ignorant Highlander. These animals have great skill in

finding their prey; and the damage they do to the game must be very great,

owing to the quantity of food which they require. When caught in a trap,

they fly, without hesitation, at any person who approaches them, not

waiting to be assailed. I have heard many stories of their attacking and

severely wounding a man, when their retreat has been cut off. Indeed, a

wild Cat once flew at me in a most determined manner. I was fishing in a

river in Sutherlandshire, and in passing from one pool to another, had

to climb over some rocky and broken ground. In doing so, I sank through

some rotten moss and heather up to my knees, almost upon a wild Cat, who

was concealed under it. I was quite as much startled as the animal herself

could be when I saw the wild looking beast rush out so unexpectedly from

between my legs, with every hair on her body standing on end, making her

look twice as large as she really was. I had three small sky-terriers with

me, who immediately gave chase, and pursued her till she took refuge in a

corner of a rock, where, perched in a kind of recess, out of reach of her

enemies, she stood with her hair bristled out, and spitting and growling

like a common Cat. Having no weapon with me, I laid down my rod, cut a

good sized stick, and proceeded to dislodge her. As soon as I came within

six or seven feet of the place, she sprang right at my face, over the

dogs’ heads. Had I not struck her in mid-air, as she leapt at me, I should

probably have got some severe wound. As it was, she fell, with her back

half broken, among the dogs, who, with my assistance, dispatched her. I

never saw an animal fight so desperately, or one so difficult to kill. If

a tame Cat has nine lives, a wild Cat must have a dozen.”

That a long course of domestic drill is insufficient to win a Cat from its

native savagery, is proved by the following scrap, lately culled from the

_Swansea Herald_:--

“A fight of more than ordinary interest took place on the bank of the

canal, near Kidwelly Quay, a few days ago. A domestic Cat, making her

usual walk in search of prey along the embankment, was attacked by an

otter of no small dimensions, and was in an instant tossed into the middle

of the canal, and there had to fight, not for the ‘belt,’ but for her

life, in an uncongenial element. But very soon they were observed by some

sailors and shippers, employed not far from the scene of contest, who

hastened to witness the strange occurrence. Either from fear of the men,

or of its formidable antagonist, the otter relinquished its hold, and poor

Puss safely landed, amidst hearty cheers and congratulations. But Puss,

not being content with the laurels she had won in the first contest, went

out again on the following day, and, strange to say, the old combatants

met again, and the otter, with undiminished pluck, attacked the Cat on

land. The contest became very severe, but ultimately the otter was glad to

regain its watery refuge, and leave Puss the victor the second time,

without suffering very considerably from an encounter with such a

formidable foe.”

A writer on the subject of wild cats says:--

“When a domesticated creature is no longer found in the wild state

anywhere, like the camel and the lama, or when a reasonable scepticism may

be entertained respecting the species assumed to be its savage ancestor,

as is the case with the dog and the fowl, the steps of all our reasonings

march straight into a blind alley, from which there is no issue, except by

turning back. I believe that there never was such an animal as a really

wild Pussy. The supposition involves an absurdity. Whose legs could she

rub in a state of nature? On whose arrival could she set up her back, and

arch her tail, and daintily tread on the same little spot? From what

carpet, Kidderminster or Brussels, could she gently pull the threads with

her claws? In what dairy could she skim the cream? From what larder could

she steal cold roast pheasant? And if she did not do these things, or some

of them, would she be a genuine Puss? No, no! I believe that Adam and Eve

had a nice little tortoiseshell to purr between them, as they sat chatting

on a sunny bank, and that a choice pair of tabbies slumbered, with

half-shut eyes, and their feet turned under them, before the fire, which

was the centre of Noah’s family circle on board the Ark!”

_Apropos_ of Cat-charming or Cat-taming, here are two anecdotes from Mr.

Beeton’s book:--

“I have,” says the writer, “a vivid recollection of once charming a Cat to

within an inch of getting myself thoroughly well thrashed. There lived in

our neighbourhood a kind-hearted old gentleman, who was good enough to

take a fancy to my ungrateful self, and would frequently invite me (he was

a bachelor) to dine with him. The dining part of the business I had not

the least objection to; but after dinner, when we had chatted till he fell

into a doze, it became, to a boy nine years old, rather tedious. It was on

one such occasion that I behaved so disgracefully. The old gentleman was

nodding, with his slippered feet crossed lazily before the fire, and a fat

tortoiseshell Cat, his property, lay along the rug, placidly asleep, too.

Had I been a good boy, I should have sat still, and turned the leaves of

Fox’s _Book of Martyrs_ till my friend awoke; but I was not a good boy: I

felt myself like a martyr, doomed to the dreadful torture of sitting

still. I felt in my pocket for a top-string I had there, and for a minute

or so amused myself by bobbing the button at the end of the string on to

the nose of the tortoiseshell Cat, till I had aroused that lazy animal

to a state of extreme irritability. This sport, after a while, grew tame,

so I shifted the string, and allowed it to dangle within an inch of my

host’s feet. Really, it was done with scarce a thought, but the result was

rather astonishing. The Cat, who all the time kept her eye on the

tormenting string, no sooner saw it at a distance convenient to spring at,

than she made a bound, and, missing the cord, fiercely embraced one of the

slippered members with ten of her talons. For the moment I was too

frightened to weigh the possible consequences of laughing, and laughed

outright, which, with the sudden bound the old gentleman gave, so alarmed

the tortoiseshell Cat, that she flew towards the door like a mad Cat. I

doubt, however, whether its utmost agility would have saved it from the

tongs, with which its outraged master pursued it, had I not ashamedly

explained the matter, and begged forgiveness.”

“I have certainly, in my time, made the acquaintance of some queerish

Cats. When quite a little boy, there was attached to our house, a quaint

black and white Cat whose sole recommendation was that he was a

magnificent mouser; nay, to such lengths would he carry his passion for

hunting, as regularly to haunt a ditch that existed in the neighbourhood

for the purpose of pursuing and capturing water-rats, which class of

vermin he despatched in a manner that at once secured the death of the

rat, and himself immunity from the rat’s teeth. Seizing the animal by the

back of the neck, the Cat, by a sudden wriggle, threw himself on his back,

and at once transferred the custody of the rat from his mouth to his

fore-paws, holding it neatly behind the shoulders, while with his hind

talons he cruelly assailed the unlucky animal’s loins and ribs till it

ceased to struggle. I have stated that the Cat in question was attached to

our house, and that certainly was the extent of his intimacy, for he was

attached to nobody residing there. Myself, he particularly disliked, and

although he never considered it beneath his dignity to steal any article

of food from me, would never accept my overtures of friendship. I have

reason to believe that his special dislike to me arose out of a pair of

boots possessed by me at that period. They were creaking boots, and

fastened with laces. Whether it was that their loud creaking as I moved

about the room in them, reminded him of the squeak of rats, or whether,

not being a particularly tidy boy, the before-mentioned laces were

sometimes allowed to trail rats’-tail-wise, aggravatingly heightened the

illusion, I can’t say; I only know that as sure as I happened to allow

my small feet to swing loosely while seated at breakfast or dinner, so

surely would the black and white Cat, if he were in the room, make a

sudden dash at the hated boots, giving my leg a severe wrench in his

endeavour to fling himself on his back for the purpose of tearing the life

out of them after his own peculiar mode.

“My enemy was, however, finally subdued, and in a rather curious way. Some

one brought me one of those difficult musical instruments known as a mouth

organ, and delighted with my new possession, I was torturing it as I sat

on a seat in the garden. Suddenly there appeared in a tree just above my

head, my foe, the black and white Cat, with his tail waving from side to

side, his eyes staring, and his mouth twitching in an odd sort of way. I

must confess that I was rather alarmed, and in my nervous condition, I

might be excused if I construed the expression of the Cat’s countenance to

intimate, “Here you are then with another hideous noise, a noise that is

even more suggestive of rat squeaking than your abominable boots; however,

I’ve caught you by yourself this time, so look out for your eyes.” I did

not, however, cease playing my organ; my enemy’s green eyes seemed to

fascinate me, and my tremulous breath continued to wail on the organ

pipes. Slowly the black and white Cat descended the tree, and presently

leapt at my feet with a bound that thrilled through me, and expelled a

scream-like note from my instrument. But to my astonishment, my enemy did

not attack me; on the contrary, he approached the offending boots humbly,

and caressed them with his head. Still I continued to play, and after

every inch of my Bluchers had received homage from the Cat’s hitherto

terrible muzzle, he sprang on the seat beside me, and purred and gently

mewed, and finally crept on to my shoulders and lovingly smelt at the

mouth-organ as I played it. From that day hostilities ceased between us.

He would sit on my shoulders for half an hour together, and sing, after

his fashion, while I played, and I had only to strike up to lure him from

any part of the premises where he might happen to be.

“There used to come to our house a young man who played the trombone, and

having heard the story, insisted that there was nothing in it,--that all

Cats like music, and that savage as was our Cat to strangers, he would be

bound to conquer him with a single blast of his favorite instrument. Next

time he came armed with the terrible-looking trombone, which our Cat no

sooner saw than, (as I had predicted, for I knew his nature better than

anyone else could) he took a violent dislike to it. A blast on the

trombone; the effect was as he prognosticated instantaneous, though not

perfectly satisfactory; the brazen note was immediately responded to by

one equally loud from our Cat, who appeared to regard it as a challenge to

combat, and thickened his tail and bared his teeth accordingly, at the

same time swearing and spitting dreadfully. I need not say that the

trombone-player was discomfited, while my fame as a Cat-charmer was

considerably augmented.”

Poor Pussy! her character is not often properly understood, as we read

elsewhere:--

“One or two common errors about Cats may be noticed. Many persons will

destroy them when anything is the matter with them, whereas, in many cases

they would recover with a little care. Some think they do not drink much,

which is a mistake. Water should always be placed within their reach. As

to their want of attachment, there is no doubt that is generally owing to

the neglect (if not worse treatment) they often experience. Every animal

will ordinarily return kindness for kindness; and, if persons will only

try, they will not find Cats an exception. But to knock an animal about,

or hardly ever to notice it, and to punish severely any fault it may

commit, are not ways to attach it to you. The writer has heard of more

than one instance in which, on its master’s death, a favourite Cat has

gone away and not been seen again. There is a great diversity of character

in Cats, as, indeed, in all animals. As to the colour, this is not of such

importance as the shape. She should be well rounded, compactly formed,

with small ears and fur of fine texture. It sometimes happens that

ordinary-looking Cats have some very good qualities. Cats are very much

afraid of each other: two of them will often look at one another over a

plate for a long time, neither venturing to move or to take anything. At

other times they are great bullies. One will get close up to another, and

scream into his ear until the other gradually shrinks back and runs off

when he has got clear.”

“The Chinese, it seems,” says another writer, “learn the hour of the day

by looking into the eyes of their Cats; but I imagine that if Cats could

speak Chinese, they would tell us, not only what o’clock it is, but also

what is the day of the week. When a boy, I was a great pigeon-keeper:

pigeon-keeping in a town leads to excursions on the roofs. Excursions over

roofs lead sometimes to neck-breaking, sometimes to strange discoveries.

Our neighbour at the back was a large coach-builder, and the nearest

buildings were his forges. On week days, I beheld, during my airy rambles,

nothing but the blacksmiths hammering away at bolt, and spring, and tire,

and nail; but on Sundays, except in case of inclement weather, the warm

tiles that covered the forges were tenanted by numerous parties of Cats.

There they sat, all day long, admiring one another, holding silent

deliberations, determining in their minds which partner they should select

for the evening’s concert and ball. While daylight lasted, it was a

Quaker’s meeting, silent and sober; but after dark--the darker the

better--leaps and friskings were audible, with vocal effects of

long-swelling notes, such as called forth Peter Pindar’s Ode to the Jewish

Cats of Israel Mendez, whose opening line is--

“Singers of Israel! O, ye singers sweet!”

From Monday morning till Saturday night not a Cat was to be seen: they

knew when Sunday came round, as well as I did, from the low temperature of

the tiles.

It is very common for Cats to select one member of a family on whom they

lavish all their fondness, while towards the others they comport

themselves with the utmost indifference. “I remember,” says a lady, “there

was a Cat with her Kittens found in a hole in the wall, in the garden of

the house where my father-in-law lived. One of the kittens, being a very

beautiful black one, was brought into the house, and almost immediately

attached himself in a very extraordinary way to me. I was in mourning at

the time, and, perhaps, the similarity of the hue of my dress to his sable

fur, might first have attracted him; but, however this may have been,

whenever he came into the room, he constantly jumped into my lap, and

evinced his fondness by purring and rubbing his head against me in a very

coaxing manner. He continued thus to distinguish me during the rest of his

life; and though I went with my father-in-law’s family every winter to

Dublin, and every summer to the country, the change of abode (to which

Cats are supposed to be averse) never troubled my favourite, provided he

could be with me. Frequently, when we have been walking home, after

spending the evening out, he has come running down half the street to meet

us, testifying the greatest delight. On one occasion, when I had an

illness, which confined me for upwards of two months to my room, poor Lee

Boo deserted the parlour altogether, though he had been always patted and

caressed by every one there. He would sit for hours mewing disconsolately

at my door; and when he could, he would steal in, jump upon the bed,

testifying his joy at seeing me by loud purring and coaxing, and sometimes

licking my hand. The very day I went down, he resumed his regular

attendance in the parlour.”

Another lady describes how her Cat awoke her in the middle of the night.

It sat down by the bed-side and mewed, while it rubbed itself backwards

and forwards against the bedposts. The lady had no idea what was the

matter, but felt sure there was something, and lighting the candle, found

a dead mouse quite close to her. Satisfied that the lady had examined its

capture, Puss took it off, and after playing with it for an hour, ate it

up, leaving, as usual, the tail and paws. In the country or in farmhouses,

the Cat will never fail to bring home birds and mice, and, in Southern

climes, lizards and even snakes. She does this, however, very much in

proportion to the amount of kindness bestowed upon her at home, and if

this be altogether lacking, the prey is only shown to other Cats living in

the same house, or to her own young, if she happens to have any; often

indeed, she brings her trophy immediately and only to her young.

There was a gentleman who had a tortoiseshell Cat, which, though he never

fed it, or paid much attention to it, formed an attachment for him equal

to that of a dog. It knew his ring at the bells, and at whatever time he

came home, it was rubbing against his legs long before the servant came,

saw him into the sitting-room, and then walked off. It was a very active

animal, and usually went bird-catching during the night; but when its

master rose, which was generally early in the morning, the Cat was always

ready to receive him at the door of his room, and accompany him in his

morning walk in the garden, alternately skipping to the tops of the trees,

and descending and gambolling about him. When he was in his study, it used

to pay him several visits in the day, always short ones; but it never

retired till he had recognized it. If rubbing against his legs had not the

desired effect, it would mount the writing-table, nudge his shoulder, and

if that would not do, pat him on the cheek; but the moment he had shaken

it by the paw, and given it a pat or two on the head, it walked off. When

he was indisposed, it paid him several visits every day, but continued in

the room; and although it was fond of society generally, and also of its

food; it never obtruded its company during meals. Its attachment was thus

quite disinterested, and no pains whatever had been taken to train it.”

Here is a curious anecdote, culled from another source:--

“I have at the present time about my house a Cat that came into my

possession under rather singular circumstances. Before we knew her, we had

a Cat that gave perfect satisfaction, was a good mouser, and an

affectionate mother. In the rear of our house, there is a shed, commonly

used as a wood store, and frequented, at least, once a day. It is by no

means a secluded place, and the door, through a weakness in its hinges, is

constantly ajar.

“One morning there was discovered in the shed, not only a strange Cat, but

a strange Kitten, with its eyes open, plump, and about a fortnight old.

The strange Cat made no attempt to stir when the maid entered, but lay

suckling her baby, and looking up with an expression that said as plainly

as Cat language could,--

“‘A persecuted Cat and her Kitten at your service; don’t drive us out,

that’s a good creature.’

“More singular still, before the person appealed to could consider the

case, our own Cat peeped into the shed, and after deliberately walking up

to the refugees, and giving them a kindly touch with her nose, walked

back to the servant and commenced to rub against her, purring the while,

as though to manifest her goodwill towards the strangers, and to recommend

a favourable consideration of their case, so they were taken in.

“As soon, however, as the novelty of the affair wore off, it began to dawn

on us that we did not require a ‘house-full’ of Cats, though for that

matter the four lived happily together. Which should we get rid of? The

strange Cat’s kitten was too big to drown and too little to send adrift;

our own ‘Topsy’ and her daughter must, of course, be retained, so there

was nothing left but to send away the strange she-Cat. She was rather a

good-looking Cat, and that, coupled with her known cleverness, gave us

good ground for supposing that she would soon find another home. It

appeared, however, that we did not give her credit for being nearly so

clever as she was.

“It was arranged that she should be conveyed in a basket to a certain

square, about a quarter-of-a-mile distant, and there left to seek her

fortune. To the best of everybody’s belief, this arrangement was carried

out to the letter, therefore the amazement of the entire household may be

easily imagined when, on reference being made to the Cat-cupboard, to see

how Topsy and her two young charges were getting on, to find no Topsy at

all,--only the strange Cat and the two Kittens. How the cheat had been

accomplished, it was impossible to say. That Topsy was not the Cat placed

in the basket was vouched for by two witnesses--one of them had held the

basket-lid open while the other pushed the animal in.

“Perhaps, in my own mind, I have little doubt how the business was so

mulled, but I know that in certain quarters there exists a belief, either

that by some sort of witchery the strange Cat put on so Topsical an

appearance as to deceive her would be smugglers, or that, after she was

basketed, she managed to sneak out, and either by persuasion or force

induced the unlucky Topsy to take her place.

“However it came about, the result is that the strange Cat alone reigns at

our house, to the jealous exclusion of all her species. No one, I believe,

has any particular affection for her, but that circumstance is not

observed to prey on her mind or to interfere with her appetite. She

devours her rations with the air of a Cat that is conscious that she has

earned them, and as though she is aware, and rather gloried than

otherwise, in the knowledge that she is regarded as a cunning and

manœuvring beast, that first, by hypocritical representations, induced an

honest Cat to obtain for her a situation, and afterwards ungratefully

contrived to push out her benefactress and progeny, and install herself in

their place.”

From the _Autobiography of Miss Cornelia Knight_, Lady Companion to the

Princess Charlotte of Wales, I take the following scrap:--

“An old woman, who died a few years ago, in Ireland, had a nephew, to whom

she left by will all she possessed. She happened to have a favourite Cat,

which never left her, and even remained by the corpse after her death.

After the will was read, in the adjoining room, on opening the door the

Cat sprang at the lawyer, seized him by the throat, and was with

difficulty prevented from strangling him. This man died about eighteen

months after this scene, and, on his death-bed, confessed that he had

murdered his aunt to get possession of her money.”

The oft-quoted lines by Gray should not be omitted from _The Book of

Cats_:--

“ON THE DEATH OF A FAVOURITE CAT,

“_Drowned in a Tub of Gold Fishes_.

“’Twas on a lofty vase’s side,

Where China’s gayest art had dyed

The azure flowers that blow,

Demurest of the tabby kind,

The pensive Selima reclined,

Gazed on the lake below.

“Her conscious tail her joy declared--

The fair round face, the snowy beard,

The velvet of her paws,

Her coat, that with the tortoise vies,

Her ears of jet, and emerald eyes--

She saw and purred applause.

“Still had she gazed, but ’midst the tide,

Two angel forms were seen to glide,

The genii of the stream;

Their scaly armour’s Tyrian hue,

Though richest purple to the view,

Betrayed a golden gleam.

“The hapless nymph, with wonder saw,

A whisker first, and then a claw;

With many an ardent wish

She stretched in vain to reach the prize;--

What female heart can gold despise?

What Cat’s averse to fish?

“Presumptuous maid, with looks intent,

Again she stretched, again she bent,

Nor knew the gulf between;

(Malignant Fate sat by and smiled)--

The slippery verge her feet beguiled,

She tumbled headlong in.

“Eight times emerging from the flood,

She mewed to every watery god

Some speedy aid to send;

No dolphin came, no nereid stirred,

No cruel Tom, no Susan heard,--

Favourite has no friend.

“From hence, ye beauties, undeceived,

Know one false step is ne’er retrieved,

And be with caution bold--

Not all that tempts your wandering eyes

And heedless hearts is lawful prize--

Not all that glitters gold.”

These verses are well known, but those which follow are less often met

with: they are attributed to George Tuberville, and written somewhere

about the beginning of the sixteenth century:--

“THE LOUER,

“Whose mistresse feared a mouse, declareth that he

would become a Cat if he might haue his desire.

“If I might alter kind,

What, think you, I would bee?

Not Fish, nor Foule, nor Fle, nor Frog.

Nor Squirril on the Tree;

The Fish the Hooke, the Foule

The lymed Twig doth catch,

The Fle the Finger, and the Frog

The Bustard doth dispatch.

“The Squirrill thinking nought,

That feately cracks the Nut;

The greedie Goshawke wanting pray,

In dread of Death doth put;

But scorning all these kindes,

I would become a Cat,

To combat with the creeping Mouse,

And scratch the screeking Rat.

“I would be present, aye,

And at my Ladie’s call,

To gard her from the fearfull mouse,

In Parlour and in Hall;

In Kitchen, for his Lyfe,

He should not shew his hed;

The Peare in Poke should lie untoucht

When shee were gone to Bed.

“The Mouse should stand in Feare,

So should the squeaking Rat;

All this would I doe if I were

Converted to a Cat.”

But I think George must have been very far gone when he wrote that piece

of poetry, for I should think that, even with the advantage of nine lives

to lose, a Cat’s existence is rather too hazardous; and, by the way, that

reminds me of some instances where Pussy’s natural prey have turned upon

her in a most unpleasant manner; thus:--

A Cat was observed on the top of a paled fence, endeavouring to get at a

blackbird’s nest, which was near it. The hen left the nest at her

approach, and flew to meet her in a state of alarm, and uttered a wild

cry. The cock bird, on perceiving the danger, showed signs of distress by

sometimes settling on the fence just before the Cat, who was unable to

make a spring in consequence of the narrowness of her footing. After a

little while, the cock bird flew at the Cat, settled on her back, and

pecked her head with so much violence that she fell to the ground,

followed by the blackbird, who succeeded in driving her away. A second

time the same scene occurred; the blackbird was again victorious; and the

Cat became so intimidated at the attacks made upon her, that she gave over

the attempts to get at the young ones. After each battle, the blackbird

celebrated his victory with a song, and for several days afterwards he

would hunt the Cat about the garden whenever she left the house. There is

also an instance of a pair of blackbirds following a boy into a house, and

pecking at his head, while he was conveying one of their young into it.

Here is another case:--

A lady who kept a tame Jack Hare, in giving an account of it, says, that

if a Cat approached him he would sit upright, “square himself,” as it

were, and rub his paws together like a pugilist preparing for an

encounter. With one stroke of his soft but strong paws, the hare would

tear a strip of the hair, and often even the skin, from the Cat’s back; at

other times he would make his sharp-cutting teeth meet in her neck; and so

formidable at last was the “timid hare” to the little “domestic tiger,”

that no sooner did Pussy spy her conqueror than she would fly in terror

from his presence.

In these two anecdotes, as in many others, Pussy is exhibited in a very

unamiable light; but I hope that a few of the good traits I have been able

to relate in the foregoing pages may weigh the balance in her favour with

those inclined to judge her fairly. As a cruel destroyer of smaller and

weaker animals she is most often painted, and so identified is she with

that character, that it is difficult to make those personally unacquainted

with her many good qualities to believe that any exist. In this way an

actor, famous for his villains, becomes so very villainous, that even in a

virtuous character we suspect him of hypocrisy, and expect that presently

he will throw off the mask and assume his proper colours. By the way of

allusion to a Cat on the stage, I think I can quote one of the most

effective pieces that have been spoken.

Do any of my readers remember Robson acting in the burlesque of Medea?

Upon the night of its production Ristori went to the Olympic to see his

travestie of her great character. One of the finest passages in the

tragedy is that in which Medea describes how like a tigress she will

spring upon her intended victim. In Robert Brough’s version the tigress is

turned into a Cat, and Robson, with one of his intensely passionate

bursts, used words, as well as I can recollect (I have not got a book by

me), something after this fashion:--

“How will I, eh? The way the Cat jumps

Upon a simple unsuspecting mouse

Loose in the pantry,--no one in the house,--

Nibbling away, with confidence unshaken,

Eating his cheese up first to save his bacon.

She’s in no hurry. With dilating eyes,

And undulating tail, she crouching lies,

Till his enjoyments crises he is at,

Then pounce! she makes a spring, and has him--pat.

To a short game of pitch and toss she treats him--

Tears him to pieces slowly--SCRUNCH--then eats him.”

While upon the subject of the theatre, I might add that it is a rule

behind the scenes--a rule, however, very seldom enforced, if I am properly

informed--that a Cat which crosses the scene when the curtain is raised

shall be put to death. Such an unappropriate appearance has, before now,

spoilt the finest tragedy. I think there is a story by Colonel Addison

bearing upon an incident of this kind.

The Old Catch:--

“When a good housewife sees a rat

In a trap in the morning taken,

With pleasure her heart goes pitte-pitte-pat,

For revenge of loss of bacon;

Then she throws it to the Dog or Cat,

To be worried, eat, or shaken,”

tolerably well indicates the popular notion of a Cat’s duties, and the

idea of keeping one for a pet, as birds are kept, would be thought by many

a monstrous absurdity. By the way, it is said that the best way to get rid

of English rats is not to get a Dog or Cat to kill them, but to purchase

two or three Australian rats, and let them loose among them. They are to

be purchased in London, and realise a high price from those who have faith

in their frightening propensities, which I confess I have not.

With respect to Pussy’s mouse-catching qualities, etc., a writer in a

periodical says:--

“Most persons have heard of the beautiful contrivance by which the claws

of these animals are preserved constantly sharp; being drawn, when not

used, by certain tendons, within a sheath or integument, while only the

soft parts of the foot come in contact with the ground, thus enabling the

animal to tread noiselessly. The roughness of the Cat’s tongue is due to a

multitude of horny papillæ (much stronger, of course, in lions and

tigers), by which it is materially helped to keep itself clean,--a most

important point, for cleanliness is a necessity to Cats, inasmuch, as if

they had the slightest smell about them, their prey would detect their

presence, and never come within their reach. As it is, the Cat is so free

from smell that she may sit close to the holes of mice without their being

aware of it, although they possess a fine sense of smell. A Cat never eats

a morsel of anything, whatever it is, without afterwards sitting down to

clean and wipe its face and lips. The caution for which it is so

remarkable is likewise evinced in its choice of secluded spots for

bringing up its offspring; very often some hole or corner little thought

of by the inmates of the house. If the young be removed and placed

elsewhere, the mother will frequently take them again and again to the

place chosen by herself. Another characteristic of the domestic Cat is an

instinctive knowledge of the presence of danger. Even a chimney on fire,

or the presence of strange workmen in the house, will make it very

restless and uneasy, and on such occasions it will sometimes not go to

rest even during the night. Every animal is endowed with peculiar means of

self-defence; and as the Cat cannot trust, like the hare, to speed, on the

approach of danger, it watches its enemy, occasionally taking side

glances, or looking round for a place of refuge. On these occasions,

notwithstanding its natural nervousness, it maintains great coolness. If a

hole or shelter be near, it waits for an opportunity, or until its enemy

looks away, and then rushes under cover, or runs up a tree or a wall, and

immediately sits down and watches its enemy. If driven to an actual

encounter, the smallness of its mouth and jaws preclude the use of its

teeth to any great extent, but it can inflict considerable injury and

acute pain with its sharp claws, which, perhaps, no dog, except a bulldog,

can bear; indeed, few dogs like to attack a Cat at bay, though they all

run after them. It is curious, too, that once in a place of safety, it

never seeks to leave it, or loses sight of its enemy. A Cat on the safe

side of an area railing will sit down and coolly watch a dog barking

furiously at it.

“Its care and solicitude for its offspring are excessive and touching. If

attacked while rearing them, it will not run away, but stand and defend

them against any odds; like the hare in similar circumstances, the Cat

evinces immense power and courage, no matter how formidable the enemy may

be. Of course the females of all animals possess more or less of this

quality.”

Cats have a much better time of it in France than here. A year or two

since, the budget of the Imperial Printing Office in France, amongst other

items, contained one for Cats, which caused some merriment in the

Legislative Chamber during its discussion. According to the _Pays_, these

Cats are kept for the purpose of destroying the numerous rats and mice

which infest the premises, and cause considerable damage to the large

stock of paper which is always kept there. This feline staff is fed twice

a day, and a man is employed to look after them, so that for Cats’-meat

and the keeper’s salary no little expense is annually incurred,

sufficient, in fact, to form a special item in the national expenditure.

Of these animals a somewhat interesting anecdote is related. It appears

that near to the Imperial Printing Office is situated the office of the

Director of the Archives, and the gardens of the two establishments are

adjacent. In that belonging to the latter gentleman, were kept a number of

choice aquatic birds, for whose convenience a small artificial river had

been constructed. Their owner suddenly discovered, one day, that his

favourites were diminishing in a mysterious manner, and set a watch to

ascertain the reason. Soon it was discovered who were the marauders--the

Cats! The enraged director, acting in the spirit of the law, thought he

had a perfect right to shoot and otherwise destroy these feline burglars,

whenever he found them on his grounds, and accordingly did so. Traps were

set, and soon half-a-dozen Cats paid the penalty of their crimes. The

keeper of the Cats, also, by this time, found that the muster at

meal-times was much scantier than usual, and reported to his superior, the

director of the printing office. At first the workmen were suspected of

killing them; but the appearance, one day, of a Cat with a broken snare

round its neck, put the keeper on a fresh scent, and ultimately led to

the discovery of the truth. The director thereupon complained to his

brother official, who only replied by pointing to the thinly-tenanted

pond, and saying that he would not have his birds destroyed if he could

help it. The result was that a fierce hostility reigned between the two

establishments, until an arrangement was made by their respective heads.

By this treaty it was stipulated that the Director of the Imperial

Printing Office should, on his part, cause every outlet by which the Cats

gained access to the gardens of the Director of the Archives to be

carefully closed, and every means taken to prevent such a contingency;

while, on the other hand, Monsieur, the Director of the Archives, agreed

never to molest any Cat belonging to the Imperial Printing Office, who

should, by some unforeseen accident, obtain admittance into his garden.

And thus, by this famous treaty, the horrors of civil war were averted!

Perhaps as curious an instance as any on record, where Puss’s powers as a

watchman have been called into requisition, may be found in a fact just

communicated to me. There is, it appears, a family now residing near

Richmond, who have a black Cat nicknamed Snow Ball, which, during sowing

time, every morning, punctually and dutifully presents himself to his

owners, for the purpose of being fastened up by a cord, near the spot

where the peas or other seed may have been newly sown; and whilst thus

keeping guard, woe betide any bird that might attempt to commit a

depredation within Puss’s reach.

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