ROTTEN ROW COMMISSION.

the Chairman and three of the Commissioners arrived. Her Majesty’s

Commissioners for enquiring into the state and condition of Rotten Row,

Hyde Park, did not commence business immediately; but began an ardent

gossip about things in general. The noble President was in the midst of

a discussion with his colleagues respecting the exact circumference of

Carlotta Grisi’s ancle, when there came from the chimney an enormous

volume of smoke. With prompt alacrity, Mr. Aigulet rose from behind the

despatch box, rang the bell, summoned the clerk to his presence, and

desired him to poke the fire. This was done; but the result was

overwhelming. The smoke was so dense, that the noble chairman could

scarcely find his way to the chair; but having succeeded, and a board

having been formed, he addressed the secretary.

“These rooms” he said, “are excessively ill-ventilated; the air is

positively pestilential; we must at once draw up a minute to the

Treasury for alteration.”

“A minute, my Lord?”

“Yes, Sir; a minute.”

Mr. Aigulet took a sheet of paper, folded it lengthways, to make a

margin; and proceeded to write as his superior instructed him.

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