AUTHOR! AUTHOR!

LORD COLERIDGE's summing up to the Jury in the action taken by _Jones_

(author of burlesques) v. _Roberts_ (player of the same) was excellent

common sense, a quality much needed in the case. Mr. JONES,--not our

ENERY HAUTHOR, whose contempt for Burlesque generally is as well known

as he can make it,--wrote to Mr. ARTHUR ROBERTS, formerly of the

Music Halls and now of the legitimate Stage, styling him "Governor,"

and professed that he would "fit him to a T." _Poeta nascitur non

"fit_."--and the born burlesque-versifier was true to what would

probably be his comic version of the Latin proverb. But the inimitable

ARTHUR, who does so much for himself on the stage, hardly required any

extraneous help, and at last rejected the result of poor JONES's three

months' hard labour at the Joe-Millery mill. This, however, was no

joke to JONES, who straightway decided that this time he would give

the inimitable ARTHUR something quite new in the way of a jest; and

so, dropping the dialogue, he came to "the action," which, in this

instance, was an action-at-law. Whatever Mr. ROBERTS may have thought

of the words, he will hardly have considered the result of this case

as "good business" from his own private and peculiar point of view.

But all Dramatic Authors,--with the solitary exception of Mr. YARDLEY,

formerly famous in the field, but now better known in "The Lane," at

pantomime time, than to any Court where he has a legal right to appear

in wig and gown,--from the smallest, who write to please a "Governor,"

up to the biggest, who write to please themselves, should rejoice at

the decision in the case of _Jones_ v. _Roberts_.

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AN OMISSION AT THE GUILDHALL LUNCHEON.--On the occasion of the Civic

Banquet to the German EMPEROR, an Alderman, distinguished for his

courtesy to strangers, and his appreciation of good dishes, especially

of anything at all spicy, wished to know why, as a compliment to their

Imperial guest, they had omitted "pickelhaubes" from the bill of fare?

He had understood, from well-informed friends, that the EMPEROR seldom

went anywhere without some "pickelhaubes," whatever they might be,

as he himself, the worthy Alderman, had never had the opportunity of

tasting one.

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[Illustration: THE RED QUEEN AND THE WHITE; OR, ALICE IN THUNDERLAND.]

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