The next letter is from Mrs. Newton:--

"DER MISS ---, I Receve your Letter your Aunt is vary Ill and

Lowspireted I Donte think your Aunt wood Git up all Day if My

Sister Wasnot to Persage her We all Think hir lif is two

monopolous. you Wish to know Who Was Liveing With your Aunt.

that is My Sister and Willian --- and Cariline --- as Cock and

Old Poll Pepper is Come to Stay With her a Littel Wile and I

hoped [hopped] for Your Aunt, and Harry has Worked for your Aunt

all the Summer. Your Aunt and Harry Whent to the Wells Races and

Spent a very Pleasant Day your Aunt has Lost Old Fanney Sow She

Died about a Week a Go Harry he Wanted your Aunt to have her

killed and send her to London and Shee Wold Fech her 11 pounds

the Farmers have Lost a Great Deal of Cattel such as Hogs and

Cows What theay call the Plage I Whent to your Aunt as you Wish

Mee to Do But She Told Mee She Did not wont aney Boddy She Told

Mee She Should Like to Come up to see you But She Cant Come know

for she is Boddyley ill and Harry Donte Work there know But he Go

up there Once in Two or Three Day Harry Offered is self to Go up

to Live With your Aunt But She Made him know Ancer. I hav Been

up to your Aunt at Work for 5 Weeks Hopping and Ragluting Your

Aunt Donte Eat nor Drink But vary Littel indeed.

"I am Happy to Say We are Both Quite Well and I am Glad no hear

you are Both Quite Well

"MRS NEWTON."

This seems to have made the nieces propose to pay a visit to their

aunt, perhaps to try and relieve the monopoly of her existence and

cheer her up a little. In their letter, doubtless, the dog motive

is introduced that is so finely developed presently by Mrs. Newton.

I should like to have been able to give the theme as enounced by the

nieces themselves, but their letters are not before me. Mrs. Newton

writes:--

"MY DEAR GIRLS,--Your Aunt receiv your Letter your Aunt will Be

vary glad to see you as it quite a greeable if it tis to you and

Shee is Quite Willing to Eair the beds and the Rooms if you Like

to Trust to hir and the Servantes; if not I may Go up there as

you Wish. My Sister Sleeps in the Best Room as she allways Did

and the Coock in the garret and you Can have the Rooms the same

as you allways Did as your Aunt Donte set in the Parlour She

Continlery Sets in the Ciching. your Aunt says she Cannot Part

from the dog know hows and She Says he will not hurt you for he

is Like a Child and I can safeley say My Self he wonte hurt you

as She Cannot Sleep in the Room With out him as he allWay Sleep

in the Same Room as She Dose. your Aunt is agreeable to Git in

What Coles and Wood you Wish for I am know happy to say your Aunt

is in as Good health as ever She Was and She is happy to hear you

are Both Well your Aunt Wishes for Ancer By Return of Post."

The nieces replied that their aunt must choose between the dog and

them, and Mrs. Newton sends a second letter which brings her

development to a climax. It runs:--

"DEAR MISS --- I have Receve your Letter and i Whent up to your

Aunt as you Wish me and i Try to Perveal With her about the Dog

But she Wold not Put the Dog away nor it alow him to Be Tied up

But She Still Wishes you to Come as Shee says the Dog Shall not

interrup you for She Donte alow the Dog nor it the Cats to Go in

the Parlour never sence She has had it Donup ferfere of Spoiling

the Paint your Aunt think it vary Strange you Should Be so vary

Much afraid of a Dog and She says you Cant Go out in London But

What you are up a gance one and She says She Wonte Trust the Dog

in know one hands But her Owne for She is afraid theay Will not

fill is Belley as he Lives upon Rost Beeff and Rost and Boil

Moutten Wich he Eats More then the Servantes in the House there

is not aney One Wold Beable to Give Sattefacktion upon that

account Harry offerd to Take the Dog But She Wood not Trust him

in our hands so I Cold not Do aney thing With her your Aunt youse

to Tell Me When we was at your House in London She Did not know

how to make you amens and i Told her know it was the Time to Do

it But i Considder She sets the Dog Before you your Aunt keep

know Beer know Sprits know Wines in the House of aney Sort Oneley

a Little Barl of Wine I made her in the Summer the Workmen and

servantes are a Blige to Drink wauter Morning Noon and Night your

Aunt the Same She Donte Low her Self aney Tee nor Coffee But is

Loocking Wonderful Well

"I Still Remane your Humble Servant Mrs Newton

"I am vary sorry to think the Dog Perventes your Comeing

"I am Glad to hear you are Both Well and we are the same."

The nieces remained firm, and from the following letter it is plain

the aunt gave way. The dog motive is repeated pianissimo, and is

not returned to--not at least by Mrs. Newton.

"DEAR MISS ---, I Receve your Letter on Thursday i Whent to your

Aunt and i see her and She is a Greable to everry thing i asked

her and seme so vary Much Please to see you Both Next Tuseday and

she has sent for the Faggots to Day and she Will Send for the

Coles to Morrow and i will Go up there to Morrow Morning and Make

the Fiers and Tend to the Beds and sleep in it Till you Come Down

your Aunt sends her Love to you Both and she is Quite well your

Aunt Wishes you wold Write againe Before you Come as she ma

Expeckye and the Dog is not to Gointo the Parlor a Tall

"your Aunt kind Love to you Both & hopes you Wonte Fail in Coming

according to Prommis

"MRS NEWTON."

From a later letter it appears that the nieces did not pay their

visit after all, and what is worse a letter had miscarried, and the

aunt sat up expecting them from seven till twelve at night, and

Harry had paid for "Faggots and Coles quarter of Hund. Faggots Half

tun of Coles 1l. 1s. 3d." Shortly afterwards, however, "She" again

talks of coming up to London herself and writes through her

servant:--

"My Dear girls i Receve your kind letter & I am happy to hear you

ar both Well and I Was in hopes of seeing of you Both Down at My

House this spring to stay a Wile I am Quite well my self in Helth

But vary Low Spireted I am vary sorry to hear the Misforting of

Poor charles & how he cum to flie in the Fier I cannot think. I

should like to know if he is dead or a Live, and I shall come to

London in August & stay three or four daies if it is agreable to

you. Mrs. Newton has lost her mother in Law 4 day March & I hope

you send me word Wather charles is Dead or a Live as soon as

possible, and will you send me word what Little Betty is for I

cannot make her out."

The next letter is a new handwriting, and tells the nieces of their

aunt's death in the following terms:--

"DEAR MISS ---, It is my most painful duty to inform you that

your dear aunt expired this morning comparatively easy as Hannah

informs me and in so doing restored her soul to the custody of

him whom she considered to be alone worthy of its care.

"The doctor had visited her about five minutes previously and had

applied a blister.

"You and your sister will I am sure excuse further details at

present and believe me with kindest remembrances to remain

"Yours truly, &c."

After a few days a lawyer's letter informs the nieces that their

aunt had left them the bulk of her not very considerable property,

but had charged them with an annuity of 1 pound a week to be paid

to Harry and Mrs. Newton so long as the dog lived.

The only other letters by Mrs. Newton are written on paper of a

different and more modern size; they leave an impression of having

been written a good many years later. I take them as they come.

The first is very short:--

"DEAR MISS ---, i write to say i cannot possiblely come on

Wednesday as we have killed a pig. your's truely,

"ELIZABETH NEWTON."

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