“The chap no doubt admired my impudence as a stray Englishman asking

straight out for advice,” Lord Carnarvon said to me in relating

the story. “He gave me sound advice, after listening to me most

courteously. He advised me in a friendly way not to touch the stocks

on any account. I looked at him, thanked him, and then drove straight

to a telegraph office near Wall Street, and advised my friend to buy

eagerly. I went across to California, where I fished for a month,

and then when back in New York I found that the shares had soared

upwards, and my London friend had cabled me his sincere thanks. I

called on the financier and told him that I could not leave America

without returning thanks for the advice he had so kindly given me, as

in addition to the profit my friend had made it had defrayed all the

expenses of my trip. The financier was puzzled, and remarked that he

had advised me against buying. I told him that though he had given me

that advice, yet I felt sure he wished me to buy, and I had done so.

The American looked at me shrewdly for a moment, and then he burst

into laughter and said, ‘Pray consider my house your home whenever

you return to America!’”

Lord Carnarvon was a man of indefinable charm that, when he chose to

exert it, attracted the confidence of all sorts and conditions of

men. He was gifted with a wonderful memory and the scholarly instinct

of thoroughness in any work or recreation he undertook. We were both

interested in Egyptology, and that was the basis of our friendship.

* * * * *

The first motor-car that arrived in England was shown one summer’s

evening at the Imperial Institute, and was followed by a dinner. The

car was hailed as something marvellous. I attended the dinner with

Lord Northcliffe, who almost immediately afterwards ordered one of

the new road vehicles, and I was his companion on many of his early

runs, both in England and on the Continent. I was one of the first

to make the trip by road across France to Monte Carlo, and well do

I recollect the excited crowd that assembled before the Casino to

watch the arrival of the weary travellers from London. And we were

very weary and fed up with breakdowns, I assure you.

In aviation I have, also, taken a keen interest, for I acted as

judge at the first British aviation meeting, held on the Doncaster

racecourse.

The secret history of this--which has never yet been published--is

worth recounting. In France, many flights had been made by Bleriot

and others. Cody was busy with his experiments, but it remained for

my big, burly, fair-haired American friend, William Caspar, to bring

aviation to England.

Caspar was a bright, cheery optimist, a much-travelled man, and a

cosmopolitan to his finger-tips, but, like many men who dabbled in

foreign “concessions” and interested himself in “wild-cat” schemes,

he was often hard pressed for money. He had had a most adventurous

career--cowboy, manager of a Wild West Show, manager of a well-known

orchestra, principal proprietor of the Gaming Casino on the Island

of Corfu, professional gambler, and lots of other things, before he

determined that “England _must_ have aviation!” as he put it to me.

For years I had constantly met him in various places widely scattered

throughout Europe. Thus I knew the vicissitudes of his fortune. In

London he was well known at the Carlton, Savoy, and Cecil hotels. He

had been staying with me at the Cecil before he went again on the

Continent, determined to bring aviation to England.

For nearly three months I heard nothing of him, till one night he

burst into my room, and, in his bluff American way, said:

“Boy! the trick’s done! England is really going to have aviation

after all!”

“How?” I asked.

“Because I’ve got the money here,” and he pulled out a cheque for a

large amount. “It’s like manna from heaven--eh, boy? I tell you I’ve

been broke for a long time. For the last fortnight I’ve been at Spa,

in Belgium, unable to get away because I couldn’t pay my hotel bill.”

“Which is frequently the case,” I laughed.

“Yes, that’s so,” he went on, “but mine was a very bad plight. I

couldn’t raise any money in Paris, or in Brussels, but I heard of a

wealthy Baron and his brother who lived at Spa. So I went there and

saw them. Nothing doing! If England wanted aviation, let the English

put up the dough. I gave them details of my scheme, painted a pretty

picture of the thousands of people who would go to Doncaster just to

see what an aeroplane was like, and so on; the races, the crowds, and

the money that might be made. But it didn’t appeal to them. Twice I

saw the brothers, but they declared that there was no money in it,

so I left them and wondered how, with five francs in my pocket, I

was going to get out of Spa and back to Paris and on to London. The

other night, after dinner, I went out for a stroll down the Avenue

to think it all over, and not having any money, even for a cup of

coffee, I walked about for hours. At last, on returning to my room,

I saw on my dressing-table what I expected--an envelope that was

part of the hotel stationery. It was, I was certain, a polite note

from the management requesting immediate payment of my account. So

I let it lie there for an hour before I tore it open. Then judge of

my delight, boy, when I found that the Baron had called during my

absence and had written me a note to say that he and his brother had

reconsidered the matter and had agreed to put up the money. So!” he

added, flourishing the cheque, “England is to have aviation!”

Caspar was a hustler. Next day he went up to Doncaster, where, posing

as a wealthy financier, he quickly enlisted the co-operation of

the Mayor and Corporation. Hangars and pylons were erected on the

historic racecourse, while he sped back to Paris, to engage at any

cost aviators to bring their machines to England.

The fees he paid were most generous. To Cody he paid two thousand

pounds to bring his machine--which some wag named “The Cathedral.”

With him came Le Blon, Sommer, Delagrange, and several others--all

of whom, except Sommer, by the way, met within a year, their death

through flying. The reason for this hustle was that the Corporation

of Blackpool had got wind of Caspar’s scheme, and was running an

opposition attraction three days after ours was announced.

Harry de Windt, Basil Tozer, and myself assisted our friend Caspar,

who, being an ex-showman, knew well how to advertise and how to treat

the Press. He always did things on a lavish scale. The less money

he had in his pocket, the more expensive the restaurant at which he

dined. He often used to say to me:

“When William Caspar has money, then the whole world has money!”

It was so in the case of the Doncaster aviation meeting. He was

generous in his payment on every hand. He not only invited the

English Press, but the foreign Press also, and on the day of the

opening a grand luncheon was given, at which stirring speeches were

made by Doncaster’s Mayor and by others.

The affair proved a great success in every way--except for flying.

As the judge, I was perched up on a high wooden tower in the centre

of the racecourse. I had a stop-watch, and a telephone to the

Press-room, in the grandstand, where there were telegraph machines in

connection with the various London newspaper offices. The event was a

national one.

Nobody had timed aerial flights before, therefore out of my windows

I gazed at Le Blon circling the pylons, and forgot to take the time

when he started. When he had finished, I spoke over the telephone to

Harry de Windt at the other end, guessing the time he had taken from

start to finish, and giving the time by my stop-watch.

A few minutes later the telephone rang, and I heard Harry’s familiar

voice say:

“Look here, Billy, what’s the matter with you?”

“Nothing,” I replied. “Why?”

“Well, the boys have just reckoned it out and found that according to

your time Le Blon finished before he began!”

Then I heard Caspar’s voice exclaim:

“Say, Le Queux, do you want any assistance with the timing over

there? Fellows can’t very well win before they start!”

That first aviation meeting, which extended over four days, was

full of humour. It could not be doubted that Caspar did the Press

well, since in three days it was found they had consumed over three

thousand seven hundred cigars, to say nothing of the amount of wine

and spirits--which had better be omitted. All the meals were free,

and people, pressmen or not, went into the great dining-room, ate and

drank what they wanted, and came out again. The Corporation, which

was bearing part of the expenses of entertainment, suddenly awoke to

the fact that it must attend to the matter. So, one morning, supplies

were cut off, not, however, before many boxes of cigars had been

distributed unopened.

William Caspar himself was the most prominent figure at that meeting.

His get-up was calculated to impress the public. He had a wonderful

pair of bright yellow boots that laced up to the knees--which he

called his “flying boots”--a marvellous suit of check tweeds, a cap

to match, and huge gauntlet gloves. But he never flew!

Huge crowds came each day, and thousands paid their half-a-guinea

merely to be allowed to walk around the hangars and inspect the

various types of machines--mostly inventors’ freaks that could not

fly and never did. The weather, however, was gusty and entirely

against the aviation of those early days. Everyone who attempted to

go up came to grief, Cody’s machine turning a complete somersault.

Thus the meeting was unfortunately not a financial success. It cost

the Doncaster Corporation a considerable sum, and the Belgian Baron

and his brother lost their money. Caspar made not a halfpenny,

for I had to lend him some money a few days later, and the only

satisfaction we gained was that we had all thoroughly enjoyed

ourselves.

And so it was that aviation first came to England!

Cody constructed a second edition of the celebrated “Cathedral,”

and when he took it to Shoreham one day he and my friend Clarence

Winchester, the aviator--who wrote that entertaining book _Flying Men

and Their Machines_--made a perilous ascent on it. But their altitude

never reached above six hundred feet, which in those early days

seemed something of a miracle. They came down quicker than they went

up. But all this seems strange after the latest gliding experiments.

Winchester tells this story of Cody. The pioneer also invented a

monoplane. This machine flew so fast when Cody first tried it that,

on descending, he admitted he was a bit scared by the speed. He

was asked what he thought of his own invention. “Well,” he replied

thoughtfully, “I fancy it would be a trifle easier to fly a streak of

lightning!”

One day William Caspar played a practical joke on me. He had had a

sudden wave of prosperity, and was running a gaming casino at Rimini,

on the Adriatic, in combination with certain English financiers; I

being a member of the Syndicate.

I had met him in Milan, and we were travelling together down to Rome

on business connected with the Syndicate. One of the best of good

fellows, Burbidge, of Harrod’s, now alas dead, was with us. Caspar

had with him in the train a new and very expensive dispatch-case, in

green leather, with double locks, and I noticed he took extreme care

of it, fearing lest it should be stolen.

He took it with him into the dining-car, both at luncheon and dinner,

and when we arrived in the Eternal City, he would not allow the

voluble porter to handle it.

At the Grand Hotel, on our arrival, he carefully handed it over to

the cashier with a request that he would place it in the safe and

give a receipt for it, which the sleek obsequious Italian cashier

did. His precaution did not strike me as very strange, for I knew

that sometimes my friend carried with him confidential documents

and considerable sums in cash. It was, also, his custom to carry an

automatic pistol in his hip-pocket, and he was a dead shot.

We went to our rooms, for it was late at night, and next morning all

three of us met in the hall of the hotel. We were just about to go

forth, when he suddenly said:

“Oh! Wait a moment, Le Queux, I want something out of my

dispatch-case.”

He crossed to the brass grille of the cashier’s desk, and presented

his receipt, whereupon the sleek young man went to the great safe,

unlocked it with his keys, and carefully brought forth the precious

case. Caspar just as carefully unlocked both locks, with the little

Chubb’s key on his watch chain, while the cashier and several others

standing by, including myself, peered in to see what the precious

case contained.

Caspar drew forth a pair of ebony hair-brushes, brushed his hair very

carefully in a long mirror at the side, replaced them, relocked the

case and handing it back to the cashier said, without a suspicion of

a smile:

“Thank you very much. Will you please put it back again?”

* * * * *

I suppose this rather disjointed record of an erratic life would not

be complete without some reference to the interest I have taken

in wireless ever since years ago, in Leghorn, where I lived while

Senatore Marconi was engaged in his early experiments, and long

before the marvellous discovery was launched on the world.

For a number of years I have been a keen experimenter, and have

often been dubbed a fool for my pains. Certainly we had very crude

apparatus till the outbreak of war set many persons experimenting

and conducting research-work, as result of which the apparatus has

been brought to greater perfection, and the transmission of the human

voice by wireless accomplished.

In the latter field I was one of the first experimenters, and to

those who nowadays delight in listening to broadcasting it may be of

interest to know that I was the first person to broadcast speech and

music to amateurs and experimenters. This I did for one hour each

evening during the first seven months of 1920--the early days of

radio-telephony.

Many amateurs, I believe, know my call and my voice, 2AZ, for fully

a hundred in all parts of the country were good enough to write from

time to time and report on the strength and quality of my signals.

The set in question I started to establish in Guildford early in

1919, and was fortunate enough to have the advice and assistance of

Mr. Duncan Sinclair, now of the Wireless Section of the Air Ministry,

and Mr. E. P. Brown and Mr. F. A. Love, both land-telephone experts

and well known in the wireless world. With the exception of the small

radio-telephone sets used on aeroplanes and then being “scrapped”

by the Disposals Board very little was known at the time concerning

long-distance radio-telephony. It could be accomplished, we knew. But

how? That was the problem we set ourselves to solve.

For six months we worked daily with various apparatus and circuits,

burning out expensive transmitting-valves, piercing condensers,

ruining microphones, and other almost daily misfortunes. At last,

just as we thought ourselves within an ace of success, our generator

broke down, and we could get no firm in London to undertake its

rewinding--not even the makers themselves! It had to be scrapped, and

after considerable delay and expense a new one was installed in its

place.

Still no result! A second single-line aerial had been erected at

right angles to the transmitting aerial--a twin one--in order to

be able to listen to our own telephony and gauge the strength and

modulation of what was being sent out.

From listeners in London and in various towns reports came in that

mumblings could be heard, but no word was distinguishable beyond

“Hulloa! 2AZ calling!” Weeks went on, valve after valve was tried,

condenser after condenser, choke after choke, till I confess that

more than once I stood in my wireless-room in despair. Indeed, so

many disappointments did I have that one night I declared to my

friend Ernest Brown, that I felt like smashing up the whole bag of

tricks with a hammer.

He counselled patience, so we continued. My Morse could be read by

Mr. L. Meyer in Amsterdam, and was also reported from Paris and the

south coast of Ireland, but telephony seemed as far off as ever. Then

I resolved to alter the wave-length to a thousand metres. This meant

a new inductance, in the testing of which I was assisted by Mr. Frank

Phillips, who is associated with the “Burndept” Company.

The Marconi Company, who were taking great interest in my

experiments, kindly lent me certain apparatus, while from the

research department at Chelmsford some highly valuable suggestions

were made, based upon their own experience.

A further three months of costly failure passed, till one day I

received a letter from an amateur in Manchester, whom I did not

know, telling me that my speech on the previous night--the weather

forecast from the evening paper--was perfectly clear! Imagine my

joy! Next day came letters from Mr. T. W. Higgs at Bristol, Mr. G.

Woods of Liverpool, and Mr. F. T. Townsend, secretary of the Ipswich

Wireless Club, all congratulating me on both speech and music. These

were followed quickly by reports from such research-workers as Mr. W.

A. Ward at Sheffield, Mr. L. C. Willcox at Warminster, Captain E. J.

Hobbs at Wareham, Mr. W. W. Burnham at Blackheath, Mr. W. J. Crampton

at Weybridge, Mr. H. H. T. Burbury at Wakefield, and a number of

others.

Naturally, on meeting with such sudden success, we persevered

enthusiastically, in order to get the set to function more perfectly

and to attain greater distances, till one day we received a report

from the operator at Inchkeith, on the Firth of Forth, four hundred

and twenty miles from Guildford, and lastly from the well-known

amateur, Mr. G. W. G. Benzie, of Peterculter, Aberdeen, five hundred

and fifty miles distant.

A curious incident occurred one evening while transmitting

a selection of jazz music. My second aerial was switched on

to my receiving set--Marconi 7 valve, with the new double

note-magnifier--when by mistake the Morse “inker” was switched on,

whereupon the printing machine began to respond to the music, and

recorded all the higher notes on the tape! It ticked and printed,

keeping time with the music, greatly to our amusement.

Another laughable incident happened one night when I called by

telephony 2HX, and mentioned my friend Mr. Love by name, whereupon

some unknown amateur in Rotterdam called me by Morse, and asked in

French: “What is that about love? Please repeat.” And next moment

another message was flashed out to me, I believe by a professional

operator, saying: “Love to the girls also!” This created quite a

disturbance in the ether concerning love, one man tapping out “Love

to 2AZ!” This continued till a Government station--I believe it was

Aldershot--grew angry, and told the delinquents to “shut up.”

Whilst on the subject of wireless, my friend, Colonel C. G. Chetwode

Crawley, the Deputy Inspector of Wireless Telegraphy of the General

Post Office, has from time to time told me some humorous stories of

radio. The other day an applicant for a wireless receiving licence

filled in the particulars of his experiments as “home comforts.”

Another man applied to the G.P.O. for a licence to experiment with

“crystal detonators!”

One of the best of Colonel Crawley’s stories, however, concerns a

business man, who had had so many differences with his wife that the

conjugal life became almost impossible. One day recently he suddenly

left Victoria for the Continent, and on board the Channel boat sent a

message by radio, which was received at Niton, in the Isle of Wight,

and said, “Going for good.”

The wife, on receiving it, “saw red.” In a few days she sold up her

furniture, let her flat, and went to live with her mother. She wrote

to an address in Spain, but without receiving a reply. A month later

her husband turned up. He had been to the flat only to find it let to

another family, and angrily demanded an explanation. His wife showed

him the radio message.

“But there’s a word left out, my dear!” he gasped. “I sent you a wire

to say that I was going for a good trip. The word ‘trip’ has been

omitted.”

Furious correspondence ensued between the G.P.O. and the aggrieved

pair. The G.P.O. sought out the original telegram as despatched from

the ship, but the word “trip” did not appear upon any form whatever.

Nevertheless, the well-organized and “brainy” G.P.O. apologized for

their “error,” and the home is a happy one again.

Did the gentleman cast off the matrimonial fetters and then repent?

Who knows?

A further story which I heard from another source concerns the

famous American wireless hero Binns, who was once an operator at

the Crookhaven Wireless Station, where it was a standing joke that

all his breakfasts for three hundred and sixty-five days every year

consisted of two hard-boiled eggs. During the war he was an operator

in a very important position in the Grand Fleet, and a certain most

secret signal was required to be sent ashore.

He puzzled for a moment, and then with his hand upon the Morse key

tapped out the extraordinary words which no doubt puzzled the Germans:

“Two hard-boiled eggs transmitting. Urgent.”

He rapped this out half a dozen times, and all the stations around

the coast were much puzzled.

But Crookhaven sprang alert at once. They knew it was Binns. They

took his secret message for the Admiralty, and replied,

“O.K.! Two hard-boiled eggs.”

It is said that the result of that code message was the sinking of a

German cruiser!

CHAPTER TWELVE

Adventures in Journalism--How I Became a Journalist--Reporting

in the House of Commons--Humours of the _Globe_

Newspaper--Stanley: the Explorer’s Great Secret Revealed

for the First Time--Mr. Gladstone’s Kindnesses to Me--The

Lord Chancellor and my Books--The Mysterious Person Who

Sent the _Globe_ the First News of the _Victoria_ Disaster

Twelve Hours Ahead of the First Intimation--I Nearly Lose

My Life at Bow Street during the Police Strike--How I

nearly “Killed” Queen Victoria--Cardinal Manning Becomes

My Friend--He Takes a Drink with the Reporters--I Go

with George Augustus Sala to Describe the “Holy Coat” at

Treves--We Become Pilgrims from Metz--The Editor of the

Berlin _Punch_ is Sent to Prison for Six Months for Copying

my _Globe_ Article.

_Who’s Who_ states that while studying art in Paris I forsook the

Quartier Latin and became a journalist.

It happened in this way. I had met the great _feuilletonist_, Emile

Richebourg, the dark-eyed, serious, bearded man whose domestic novels

ran for years in _Le Petit Journal_, and it occurred to me, tired

as I was of the art school, to try and write a short story. I wrote

many without success. One day I completed one of fifteen hundred

words that I called _La Pipe Cassée_, and it was published. Zola read

it, and I suppose it met with his approval, for he sought me out in

my shabby rooms, _au troisième_, off the Boul’ Mich’, and his great

encouragement urged me to continue.

I did, and achieved some success. So much, indeed, that one day I

forsook art, and after a tour of Europe, mostly on foot, became a

clerk in a silk-weaving factory in Genoa, and later on arrived in

London, where, after some adventures, I became a journalist. I was

subsequently appointed on the staff of the _Globe_, the Government

organ which at that time was in the zenith of its popularity.

At first I was a reporter in the gallery of the House of Commons, my

seat being beside H. W. Lucy, or “Toby, M.P.,” as he was known in

_Punch_ in the days of Gladstone and Parnell. Then very soon I was

promoted to be sub-editor, and began the journalistic and literary

career that I have pursued till to-day.

I do not think that I ever took myself seriously, as did some of my

fellow-craftsmen, mostly untravelled novelists of both sexes. I have

ever regarded novel-writing as a sea of adventure, where very often

the best writer finds himself stranded while the mediocre teller of

stories struggles safely into port.

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