As I glanced along the shelves I noticed volumes by many men I knew.

Max Pemberton, famed for wearing “fancy vests,” as Lord Northcliffe

used to call them; travel books by my old friend Douglas Sladen;

Seton Merriman, Ouida, H. G. Wells, Wilkie Collins, and Walter

Besant. Modern English poets were well represented, though, curiously

enough, I saw no volume of Kipling’s. Two long shelves were also

devoted to the works of American writers of fiction.

The opposite wall was lined with shelves filled with German and

Italian fiction, while at the end was a complete set of Maurice Le

Blanc’s works, and hundreds of volumes of French novels and poets,

all in uniform bindings, bearing the royal cipher in gilt on the back.

We returned to the salon, where she made me describe others of my

literary friends in London and tell some stories of them. I told

her of the house-dinners of the Savage Club, of the dinners of

the Vagabond Club, now alas! defunct, and of the various Society

hostesses who delighted to assemble literary people, not forgetting

Douglas Sladen’s famous receptions at his flat in Kensington, where

one met everyone worth knowing, and munched a sandwich and spent a

couple of hours in one’s own atmosphere of books and art.

“How I should love to go with you to Mr. Sladen’s,” the Queen said.

“Perhaps I may, eh, if I come to London?”

I promised that the next time she came to London I would take her one

evening.

“But they must not know who I am!” she laughed. “I will be your

friend Madame Somebody, eh?”

That well-remembered evening was one of the many I afterwards spent

with the delightfully well-informed woman, who was a patroness of

literature as well as a reigning Queen.

She was marvellously intelligent, and perfectly regal in her aspect

and her manner.

And, further, in Roumania, and throughout Europe, the name of “Carmen

Sylva,” that sweet-faced, womanly woman who, though Queen, was so

charming and unassuming, was synonymous of all that was good and

charitable. For Roumania she did what no other woman had attempted,

in that all the charity throughout the whole kingdom had been

initiated by her, and partly supported by her efforts. She lived

her life for the poor and needy, and worked hard for years on their

behalf.

On another evening, her secretary, Mademoiselle Helen Vacaresco,

introduced me to the Queen’s presence, and she became deeply

interested in Lord Leverhulme’s model village at Port Sunlight.

Would I get her particulars of it? I promised, and Lord Leverhulme

duly sent photographs and plans for a village, which she intended

to construct near Bucharest, but unfortunately her efforts were

frustrated by the outbreak of war. Again, she founded a school for

the blind on the same plan as that of Sir Arthur Pearson, and it is

still doing excellent work. She named it “The Home of Light.”

* * * * *

On three occasions I met the Crown Prince Ferdinand and his wife--the

present King and Queen--in Carmen Sylva’s salon, and had chats with

them, once just before King Charles’ death.

The present King, a Prince of the House of Hohenzollern, is rather

a dull person, who is fond of motoring and who takes but little

interest in his country’s well-being. The Queen on the other hand,

is, as she has ever been, a pretty, smartly-dressed woman who

believes in having a real good time. She spends much time out of

Roumania, in Paris, London, Brussels, or anywhere where there is

“something going on.” She loves to dance to a jazz band, and is an

inveterate cigarette-smoker. She seldom, if ever, reads anything more

elevating that a French novel, and loves to be photographed while

bathing, for the delectation of readers of the newspapers. This is

unfortunate, for the disregard of the conventionalities is typical of

the Roumanian woman, and is apt to create a wrong impression.

Once a white-bearded old French diplomat declared to me, in the

Travellers’ Club, in Paris:

“In all Bucharest, my dear fellow, I don’t believe there is a single

honest woman. I was Minister there for twelve years, and I think I

ought to know!”

I am inclined to believe he was nearly right, as far as a certain

section of Roumanian society is concerned, for my observations have

led me to the conclusion that the night-life of Bucharest is far

gayer than that of Paris or Budapest.

And, indeed, a certain British Minister of my acquaintance, who was

sent to represent us at Bucharest, closed the Legation, and, rather

than allow his wife and daughter to live in the place, kept them in

his country house in Surrey, and lived at the garish and expensive

Hôtel Boulevard.

Any of my readers who have visited Bucharest know the Hôtel

Boulevard, and they also know the Villa Regala, once a royal villa,

but now turned into a gay night-restaurant, where, at a wink or a

word to the hall-porter of the Boulevard, one will be provided with

a gay assembly of the gentler sex, ready to have supper, and to be

your most amusing friends, though you have never met before, and

after your supper turn night into day, and drive home hilariously in

the morning sunshine.

Gaiety and utter irresponsibility are in the atmosphere of Bucharest,

where, I confess, I myself have had many amusing adventures.

It is, _par excellence_, a fine city, a city of wild enjoyment and

wilder gambling, a city that justly bears the reputation of being one

of the most expensive in the world. And yet you certainly get your

money’s worth, as I have many times told my friends of the golden

youth of Paris. For the poor, Bucharest is the cheapest city; for

the rich, the dearest. Prices at the Hôtel Boulevard are far higher

than at the Ritz or Claridge’s in London, yet everything is perfect.

One can obtain no better cutlet of sterlet in all Russia than at

Capsa’s Restaurant, and the caviare that one eats on toast, with a

liqueur glass of vodka, at eleven o’clock, is as good as one can get

at the Arcadia Garden in Astrakhan. I have eaten sterlet in Moscow,

and caviare in the Arcadia, with its summer theatre and beautiful

gardens, so perhaps I may presume to criticize.

Yes, Bucharest is a riotous place. Ask any diplomat who puts his foot

across the threshold of the St. James’ Club, and he will close one

eye knowingly.

I do not know what the divorce laws may be in Roumania, but they are

rather lax, I think.

One little incident, at which I laughed heartily at the time, was a

practical joke played by my American friend, William Caspar.

In the course of his adventures in Bucharest society, in which I

often accompanied him, he met a very well-known lady, who, because

of his generosity, apparently believed him to be extremely wealthy.

She laughingly hinted to him that she wanted a new Paris gown, to

outshine one of her rivals at a very smart function. Caspar heard

all she said, and, being an exceedingly shrewd business man, he

resolved to teach her a lesson.

“Yes, madame, I will buy you a dress,” he drawled, while all three of

us were dining one night at Capsa’s, that gay restaurant in the Calea

Victoriei, where the wonderful gipsy band plays so magnificently, and

where meals cost far more than one could ever spend at any London

restaurant. “If you will do me the honour of accepting it, I will

send you a new gown.”

“But you don’t know the measurements!” declared the lady.

“Will you give me the name of your dressmaker, and I will see her?”

Caspar said, his big cigar still between his lips.

The lady gave him the address of her dressmaker, and three days later

she received, in a large cardboard costume box, with much tissue

paper--a doll’s dress!

I was once invited by the present Queen Marie to the Château of

Peleshor, a painfully new summer residence that King Charles had

built for his nephew, now King. I had driven from the station at

Sinaia, an overcrowded resort of _chic_ Roumanians who wear the very

latest of “creations” of the Rue de la Paix, and with me was the

Prime Minister, George Cantacuzen, a grey-headed man with mutton-chop

whiskers, whom I knew in Bucharest, and whom I found in the train.

We all took tea together in the summer villa, where the great airy

room was open to a magnificent vista of high mountains and glorious

woods.

The soft mountain breeze through the green and gold room was very

refreshing.

I recollect that little Princess Ileana came in to greet us, a

charming child with her fair hair falling over her shoulders, and

because she bounced about the room and upset a cup of tea her mother

severely reproved her, and sent her away with her German governess.

The conversation was mainly about an important military review at

which the Crown Princess would be compelled to appear on horseback at

the head of “the 4th Regiment de Rochiori.”

“I detest riding!” she declared to me. “And I can’t think who the

fool was who invented the fashion of women being military officers. I

believe it was the Kaiser.”

The tone of voice in which she mentioned the German Emperor revealed

that she had no great regard for him. Indeed, it is an open secret

that she usually referred to him as “His Pompousness of Potsdam,” a

name which she bestowed on him long before the war.

Her Majesty is a brilliant conversationalist, and, though so much

abroad, is highly popular, not only at her own Court, but at Rome,

Madrid, and St. James’. When at Deauville last year, she is credited

with remarking to the King of Spain, while discussing a little

tit-bit of scandal: “A man who loves a woman never tells her the

whole truth of what he thinks of her. The deeper his affection, the

more silent he becomes.” She is also credited with inventing, when in

the schoolroom long ago, the saying, “A little woman is a dangerous

thing.”

Queen Marie is an up-to-date consort, bright, intelligent, and

fascinating. Her husband is dull, apathetic, yet something of a

dandy. She is continually on the move, making fresh friends in

democratic circles, and thoroughly enjoying herself. Often she

travels _incognita_ to Paris, where she is a well-known customer at

the most expensive modistes in the Rue de la Paix, or she will spend

a week at Monte Carlo, and perhaps the next at St. Moritz, or at

Mürren, while the newspapers will say that she is in Vienna, visiting

an aunt. As a rule, the name she uses is Countess Cotroceni, which is

really one of her titles, and she always has with her one faithful

lady-in-waiting, who is quite as bright and merry as herself.

In summer the pair can frequently be seen bathing at Deauville, of

which place they are both very fond, or taking tea in the courtyard

of the Hotel Normandy, or eating shrimps and drinking sherry at the

Potinière. Their big, cream-coloured car is a familiar object along

the national highways of France, for Her Majesty, since peace has

reigned in Roumania, has been seldom at home. She has always called

me, ever since our first meeting, “Mr. Le Quex.” Lord Northcliffe

nicknamed me “Quex,” and used to delight in finding me with my friend

Twells Brex, and then introduce us as “Quex and Brex,” and say, “They

will now do their chameleon turn when Marlowe (the editor of the

_Daily Mail_) chances to turn his back.”

Poor Twells Brex! He told me of that persistent little spider that

spun its web over his bed as he lay dying.

“How very small things interest one when your days are numbered,” he

said to me, putting out his hand. “My little spider has been sent to

comfort and interest me. And, after all, we are only spiders in the

great universe with the ‘Einstein Theory,’ and our old friend Conan

Doyle communicating with spirits, eh?”

And he laughed merrily. Next day, alas! he was dead.

But I am digressing from the chapter--concerning only high personages

I have known.

Old King Leopold of Belgium--or “King Cléo-pold,” as King Edward

called him--I met on two occasions. He was a wicked old man. I was

presented to His Majesty in Brussels by my friend Mr. H. M. Stanley,

the explorer, after his return from the Aruwimi, and had a long

and interesting chat with him. The subject of our conversation was

travel, and he evinced considerable interest when I told him of my

projected journey with Harry de Windt, to explore the Kola Peninsula

in Northern Russia--which is still practically one of the few unknown

regions of the world to this day.

The second occasion I saw him was when I was passing in a motor-boat

beneath the wall of his beautiful garden at Villefranche, while

returning to Nice from the motor-boat races across the Bay of Monaco.

As we went along we were pelted with tangerine oranges by three

pretty, laughing girls in summer frocks, while, between them, dressed

in flannels, was the white-bearded old King, enjoying their fun. They

were apparently having a little carnival to themselves. The King of

the Belgians was always a very popular figure on the Côte d’Azur,

even though he was a very close-fisted old gentleman. He owned half

the Congo State, yet he would never pay for anything if he could

possibly help it.

King Edward never liked him. I know that to his intimate friend,

Baron Hirsch, he used always to refer to him as “that old Belgian

scoundrel.” Whenever King Edward could avoid King Leopold he would,

and on one occasion, when Prince of Wales, he resigned from an

exclusive Paris club because King Leopold had been elected a member.

He did not agree with King Leopold’s administration of his Congo

possessions--the slave-raiding, ivory-hunting, and all the terrible

atrocities that were suddenly revealed and could not be refuted. The

late Lord Roberts once remarked to me, when we were discussing him:

“Yes, King Leopold is an old vampire, who lives on the blood of the

blacks.”

Nevertheless, he was a gay old fellow who, in London, was often to be

seen with a couple of friends of his own kidney, idling in the lounge

of the Empire, or the Alhambra, for he had a peculiar _penchant_ for

ladies of the stage.

The exposures of the atrocities committed with his own knowledge

in the Congo State by the ivory-raiders, and the torture and

extermination of whole tribes of natives, greatly annoyed him.

He paid at least two famous French writers heavily for their

manuscripts, destroying them rather than allowing the damning

evidence to be published.

A Belgian journalist named Lefranc, who had been an army officer in

the Congo, wrote an awful exposure of the maladministration; how King

Leopold had given certain orders to deal harshly with the natives if

they refused to deliver up their ivory. He had photographed a number

of official documents, and had actually published the book. But His

Majesty bought up all the issued copies, and paid eight thousand

pounds for the manuscript and the type!

Only two copies saw the light of day, and one of those was shown to

me by Lefranc himself. It contained horrible disclosures of the slave

traffic carried on by His Majesty’s officers.

In the last couple of years of old “Cléopold’s” life, he fell in love

in his dotage with a lady named Vaughan, of whom he became very fond.

He at once abandoned his amorous adventures “and settled down.” On

his death the Baroness Vaughan laid claim to a very large portion of

his property, and a long law-suit resulted.

There is an amusing story of him. He always carried with him a bad

French franc. He had it in his pocket for over twenty years, and

would never move without it. His valet had to change it into the

pocket of every suit he wore, whether uniform or civilian, and he

usually changed four or five times a day, for he was a dandy of the

old school.

Princess Luisa of Saxony once asked him the reason of his belief in

the mascot and the history of the coin.

He drew it out. It was worn very bright and smooth, and was

apparently made of pewter.

“This was given to me late one night in Paris under peculiar

circumstances,” His Majesty said to her. “I was ill-dressed, and my

clothes were torn, for I had been robbed of all my money--every sou.”

She smiled, and suggested that he had been spending a merry evening.

“Yes, Luisa,” he laughed, “I had; but it is now nearly twenty years

ago. How well I recollect it! I stood beneath a lamp at the corner

of the Boulevard des Italiens and the Place de l’Opéra, penniless.

Though a king, I wanted a franc very badly at that moment to get

a glass of cognac, for I felt faint. So I actually begged of a

passer-by. Yes, I begged! Funny for a king to ask for relief. Well, I

was in Paris _incognito_, and I had my reason. The well-dressed man

I approached looked me up and down, and, recognizing my dilapidated

condition, gave me a franc. I then crossed to the Café de l’Opéra,

and paid for my glass of brandy with the coin, whereupon it was at

once found to be bad. Fortunately I saw a man in the café, a banker

in Brussels, who recognized me, and at once came to my assistance

after a whispered word from me. When I examined the coin I found a

date scratched on it. No doubt it was my benefactor’s mascot, and he

had given it to me in mistake. I have often thought since whether the

owner of that mascot ever dreamed to whom he had inadvertently given

his bad franc.”

Under King Leopold’s nephew, the present King Albert, Belgium has

arisen phœnix-like from the ruins caused by the War to a great and

increasing prosperity. Both King Albert and his Queen Elizabeth

are not only highly popular in their own country, but are welcomed

wherever they go. They both have a liking for air-travel, and I was

present recently one afternoon in the wireless hut at the Croydon

aerodrome when a machine descended, and, quite unexpected by the

staff, there stepped out the royal pair. Unconventionally the King

lit a cigarette and chatted with the pilot, while the Queen, who

looked as though she had not had a very comfortable journey, for the

weather was gusty, sat alone in the waiting-room while a car was

hastily obtained from the garage to convey them to the Ritz Hotel.

They were _incognito_, and, having crossed to do some shopping, they

returned to Brussels the next day.

Next time you see walking in Bond Street a very tall, handsome,

military-looking man, very spruce and erect, accompanied by a

well-dressed woman, look again and see if they are not King Albert

and his wife. They come to London at odd times, and even their coming

is unknown at the Belgian Legation.

Albert, who has generously granted me two audiences, is a progressive

monarch, and under his rule gallant little Belgium is daily

prospering. In the course of one conversation I had with him he made

a witty remark, saying:

“The honour of women consists in the good opinion that is held

concerning them.”

[Illustration: KING NICHOLAS OF MONTENEGRO.]

[Illustration: TEWFIK PASHA.]

CHAPTER EIGHT

What the Sultan of Turkey Told Me--His Distrust of the

Kaiser--The Ladies of the Imperial Harem--The Truth About

the Armenian Massacres--Their Authors Executed by Order

of the Sultan--How Noury Pasha’s Girls Escaped from the

Harem--A Chat with the Grand Vizier--His Fears--Professor

Vambery and the Sultan’s Carpets--A Day with the Prince of

Monaco on Board his Yacht--The Prince of Johore’s “Rags” at

Oxford--Painting the City “Red.”

Europe, and especially Great Britain, has never properly understood

the Turk. She does not to-day.

Through the good offices of Tewfik Pasha, Grand Vizier of Turkey, and

who is still my old and valued friend, I was granted an audience by

the Sultan Abdul-Hamid--or “Abdul the Damned,” as he was popularly

called in England--only a few weeks before the Young Turk Party arose

in Constantinople and kicked out of Turkey his hooked-nosed Majesty

bag and baggage, together with eighty-three ladies of the harem and

two hundred and forty-four female slaves.

I had known Tewfik Pasha as Turkish Ambassador to Berlin, but on

the first occasion I visited him in Constantinople, I received a

rude shock. In a ramshackle cab I drove from the Pera Palace Hotel,

through the dog-infested streets, to the Sublime Porte, as the

Government Offices are called. Having passed the sentries, I found

myself before a long, low, tumble-down building, the woodwork of

which had not been painted for years; a shabby, neglected place with

windows--some of them broken--that had not been cleaned for ages.

Entering, a messenger in a worn-out frock-coat and a greasy fez

greeted me, and ushered me along an endless corridor, up a flight of

stairs, and along still another corridor, the flooring of which was

so worn and rickety that through the cracks of the flooring one could

see into the corridor below. At last he ushered me into a small,

shabby room at the end, where there instantly appeared a servant

bearing the usual cup of coffee and cigarette.

Then I signed the visitors’ book, and in it saw the signatures

of all the diplomatic corps in Constantinople. Suddenly the

Russian Ambassador entered briskly, and, with a cheery “_Bon jour,

monsieur_,” also signed the book.

A moment later the secretary came, and, presenting to him His

Excellency’s regrets, explained that he had already an appointment

with me, and asked if he could call later. The representative of

the Tzar said he would call on the following morning, and I was

then ushered into the Grand Vizier’s private room, where there rose

to meet me the most powerful man in the Ottoman Empire--as even he

remains to-day. A quiet-mannered, quiet-spoken, grey-bearded old

gentleman, with kindly eyes and fatherly manner, he is entirely the

opposite of what one would expect of the “terrible Turk.”

In his frock-coat and well-ironed fez, he greeted me warmly.

With him stood my friend, Noury Pasha, a fair-bearded, slim man, much

younger, who was _Secrétaire-Général_.

I had been in Constantinople once before, and have been there many

times since, mostly on confidential matters, and, indeed, the reason

of my presence there that day was that I was on a journey of inquiry.

We discussed politics for a couple of hours, and it was plain that

His Excellency was greatly perturbed by the sudden rise of the Young

Turk Party, for he showed me a copy of a manifesto issued by the

“Ottoman Committee of Union and Progress.”

“This it was intended to issue broadcast,” he said. “But fortunately

the police got wind of it and have seized the printing press and

arrested fifteen of those who were responsible for its printing. I

have ordered all copies to be destroyed except this one, so that it

may not alarm the public. I have withheld its discovery from the

Sultan. If he knew of it he would be furious, and woe betide the men

under arrest. Read it!”

I took the small poster in my hand and read in French, as there was a

translation with the Turkish:

“During the thirty years of his reign Abdul-Hamid has

brought ruin on the land; one half of our patrimony he has

delivered to the enemy (Germany); he has destroyed our Fleet;

disorganized our Army; he has reduced the people to misery; he

has annihilated our Government system, and has left nothing

to the civil organization of the civilization of the past.

He has concentrated the whole Government into his own hands,

and has dismissed all his tried and experienced Ministers,

transferring the reins of office to self-seekers and traitors

willing to become his tools.”

The manifesto, continuing, urged that the despotic régime must end,

and prophesying that if it did not the enemies of the country would

again provoke disorders, in the hope that they would bring about

foreign intervention. It concluded with a firm demand that all should

unite “to depose the Sultan and make a clean sweep of the rotten and

traitorous Government.”

“Yes,” I said, as I handed it back to him, “it is certainly

calculated to inflame public opinion.”

“It is,” declared His Excellency vehemently, “and, between ourselves,

we are very uneasy about it.”

He had cause to be. Indeed, the incident is, I have thought, worth

recording in these pages because it was the first time that the

Turkish Revolutionary Party had been taken seriously, and I had been

let into the secret--one that I did not fail to transmit as soon as

possible to the proper quarter in London.

That night I dined with Noury Pasha at his pretty house, together

with his son. The Secretary-General of the Sublime Porte had held the

post for eighteen years, and to him was due Turkey’s constant and

clever juggling with the Powers. He pitted his wits against those

of the greatest European statesmen, and usually won. He held the

distinction of having had bestowed on him more foreign decorations

than any living man, and the late Lord Dufferin, in referring to him

one day when we were discussing him, called him “The Ironmonger,” on

account of the stars and crosses with which his breast was decorated.

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